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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You've been using a public loo. Washed and dried your hands (trousers up obviously)

Do you..

a) open door and leave

b) Hang back for someone else to open door

c) Contort yourself to open door using anything other than your hands

I'm b) and c)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put my sleeve over my hand. If I have to open it I use hand gel after

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

A for me. I'm 62, alive and healthy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A.. and use tissue on the handle and carry hand sanitizer too

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

Free from OCD here so its an A from me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try to touch a part of the door that wouldn't normally be touched, or use my sleeve.

I have a phobia about germs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

(A) doesn't even occur to me to do otherwise unless I notice the door looks particularly manky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

A im not dead yet

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I'm fit healthy and well, I've never felt the need to do this, the two are directly linked. Exposure to germs will make you healthier in the long term as your immune system will learn to fit any that are unwanted. Just in the same way as kids that grow up in environments that aren't sterile are healthier.

In terms of your germ phobia; I feel for you OP, it most likely makes life difficult.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

C, I can't really help myself. If possible I push the door open with my foot if it is just a push type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double C

Luckily for me, there arent alot of doors in swingers clubs, else I'd never be able to get out

And that'd be terrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A. Life's too short, I just get on with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A. Life's too short, I just get on with it. "

Also those people who don't wash their hands also touch hundreds of other things in their day, you can't go around never touching something untouched by others!

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By *layfulCouple86Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

A

As others have said unless it looks disgusting then I'm just getting on with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I put my sleeve over my hand. If I have to open it I use hand gel after "

I do this

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I use magic to open the door. Simples really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You've been using a public loo. Washed and dried your hands (trousers up obviously)

Do you..

a) open door and leave

b) Hang back for someone else to open door

c) Contort yourself to open door using anything other than your hands

I'm b) and c)"

But a lot will suck cock/lick pussy and ass, and that is a question you ask ?!? Really ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use my foot to shove it, if it is a shovable one, or a sleeve over hand.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

The only time I open a door without using tissue is if I'm a little d*unk.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Happy to suck cock etc. Unless theres a handle in the way

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By *otplumMan
over a year ago

Margate

Normally I am an A, depending on the condition of the cubicle it could be a C

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

I wear rub gloves to open the door. That's because I'm the one cleaning the toilets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A ... people that are ocd drive me nuts.. life’s too short .

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

The doors and handles in most public loos are probably cleaned more often than the ones in people's homes..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There seems to be a new thing in motorway services where you have to heave the toilet lid up and down to use them. This is making me jittery too. I never used to care about germs, especially considering my previous jobs,but getting up close to public loo seats is a bit much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A. Life's too short, I just get on with it.

Also those people who don't wash their hands also touch hundreds of other things in their day, you can't go around never touching something untouched by others! "

Please stop reminding me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The doors and handles in most public loos are probably cleaned more often than the ones in people's homes.. "

Not my home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You've been using a public loo. Washed and dried your hands (trousers up obviously)

Do you..

a) open door and leave

b) Hang back for someone else to open door

c) Contort yourself to open door using anything other than your hands

I'm b) and c)

But a lot will suck cock/lick pussy and ass, and that is a question you ask ?!? Really ?? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

C) I try to open the door by not using the handle and if possible use my foot to tease it open.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use the force.

Seriously though, I use A, as far as I am aware I’m pretty healthy and never caught anything in nearly all my 40 years here, unless obviously there is a large about of shit on the door handle.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Imagine all the sweaty smelly people that use the tube then you either sit in the seat or hold the handrail theyve used

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"You've been using a public loo. Washed and dried your hands (trousers up obviously)

Do you..

a) open door and leave

b) Hang back for someone else to open door

c) Contort yourself to open door using anything other than your hands

I'm b) and c)"

Sleeve.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Most door handles are probably covered in piss, shit and spunk though. Oh, and snot. Enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine all the sweaty smelly people that use the tube then you either sit in the seat or hold the handrail theyve used"

Please, why are you doing this to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have sat on a bus before, gagging at the thought of breathing in other peoples' lung exhalations

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"(A) doesn't even occur to me to do otherwise unless I notice the door looks particularly manky"

This.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Imagine all the sweaty smelly people that use the tube then you either sit in the seat or hold the handrail theyve used

Please, why are you doing this to me "
what about pressing the buttons at a cash machine you dont know where those fingers have been

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

A) and try not to think about it!

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Toilet doors I opt for the bottom bit nearest the door.

I find escalators handrails gross me out more though, as I think they would be cleaned much less often, if at all.

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds


"Imagine all the sweaty smelly people that use the tube then you either sit in the seat or hold the handrail theyve used

Please, why are you doing this to me what about pressing the buttons at a cash machine you dont know where those fingers have been "

I use a knuckle and wash hands at next opportunity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a

B & c — wtf?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

I try not to touch but if I have to open the door then it’s with my pinky finger only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Imagine all the sweaty smelly people that use the tube then you either sit in the seat or hold the handrail theyve used

Please, why are you doing this to me what about pressing the buttons at a cash machine you dont know where those fingers have been "

You think I haven't thought about that?

I make a conscious effort to not touch my face after touching anything other people touch.

My worse issue-after public toilets- is hand rails at train stations, as I have to use them to pull myself up the stairs.

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

Blimey. I've got to 52 without realising some people have an issue with toilet doors...

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Blimey. I've got to 52 without realising some people have an issue with toilet doors... "

Toilet doors, remotes, cash points, card machines, phones. Many things really

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London


"Blimey. I've got to 52 without realising some people have an issue with toilet doors...

Toilet doors, remotes, cash points, card machines, phones. Many things really "

I have seriously never heard of anyone mentioning this toilet door issue before!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use loo roll to open the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blimey. I've got to 52 without realising some people have an issue with toilet doors...

Toilet doors, remotes, cash points, card machines, phones. Many things really

I have seriously never heard of anyone mentioning this toilet door issue before!! "

I know people have issues with all sorts but I don’t really think about it too much. My journey to work would be too stressful else. I just wash my hands often. That’s enough for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Use loo roll to open the door "

Use another person?

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By *estivalMan
over a year ago

borehamwood

A like someone else posted its not good living in germ free enviroment.your immune system needs something to fight against once in a while.christ when i was a kid ya would get ya face wiped with whatever was handy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A like someone else posted its not good living in germ free enviroment.your immune system needs something to fight against once in a while.christ when i was a kid ya would get ya face wiped with whatever was handy"
Ha ha

My mum used to spit on a tissue and clean my face if she saw dirt on it in public...

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London


"Blimey. I've got to 52 without realising some people have an issue with toilet doors...

Toilet doors, remotes, cash points, card machines, phones. Many things really

I have seriously never heard of anyone mentioning this toilet door issue before!!

I know people have issues with all sorts but I don’t really think about it too much. My journey to work would be too stressful else. I just wash my hands often. That’s enough for me. "

Well indeed. You're going to touch stuff all the time people have touched with dirty hands.

It also seems strange for swingers to be concerned about stuff like this, given that we come into contact with other people far more than most...

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"A like someone else posted its not good living in germ free enviroment.your immune system needs something to fight against once in a while.christ when i was a kid ya would get ya face wiped with whatever was handyHa ha

My mum used to spit on a tissue and clean my face if she saw dirt on it in public..."

I remember those days well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slight issue...

I was under the impression that germs and bacteria don't tend to live very long on surfaces such as toilet seats, handles etc.

But they can (and often do) thrive on things such as toilet paper.

So essentially, by using paper you're not only covering your hands in the germs, but potentially passing it on to others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try to time my exit with some one else so they touch the door. Although I have heard dont dry your hands. The water is a barrier between your hand and the door handle

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

A mixture, often c

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

A, I used to eat dirt as a child, I spent half my life covered in muck, I was exposed to all sorts of germs and I'm still reasonably healthy.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Slight issue...

I was under the impression that germs and bacteria don't tend to live very long on surfaces such as toilet seats, handles etc.

But they can (and often do) thrive on things such as toilet paper.

So essentially, by using paper you're not only covering your hands in the germs, but potentially passing it on to others

They need a moist warm environment to multiply toilet paper is neither of these "

nope. To survive for any length of time , yes. They can be on a dry surface for just long enough to be picked up by another.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use my little finger to open the door.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A.... not something I've ever considered. Though i rarely use public toilets

H

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Public toilets and me.

1. push door open with foot , covered hand or shoulder bag.

2. lock door with covered hand.

3. hang bag on hook. If no hook then hold strap in mouth. NEVER put bag on floor or anywhere else in the cubicle.

4. lift toilet lid with edge of trainers ( yes I am agile enough and well practised )

5 lift toilet seat same way.

6. wipe toilet rim with loads of tissue taking great care to NOT touch with hand. drop paper in loo.

7. Get toilet paper ready for post pee foof dab.

8. HOVER, i kid ye not, over the toilet and pee

9. place tissue to absorb any pee from foof

10 stand, remove tissue and drop in loo

11. kecks up.

12. flush loo with foot if poss ( yes I do ) if not poss with a tissue in hand.

13. check i have left the loo in order for next bod ( which I fkn wish the dirty barsterds before me did )

14 Unhook bag or take out of mouth.

15. unlock door with covered hand

16. wash hands

17 blow dry

18 avoid eye contact with everyone in there

19 leave. trying hard as to NOT touch the outside door with my hands.

It's quicker than it sounds.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

if i have seat spray i use it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toilets should be built new for each use and burned afterwards....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A like someone else posted its not good living in germ free enviroment.your immune system needs something to fight against once in a while.christ when i was a kid ya would get ya face wiped with whatever was handyHa ha

My mum used to spit on a tissue and clean my face if she saw dirt on it in public..."

Yeah my mom used to do that too with a crusty old hanky

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