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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Day today.

Yep; it really is national unicorn day today. Let’s celebrate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Which one, the mythical beast or the single bisexual woman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Which one, the mythical beast or the single bisexual woman? "

I think it's free choice, I am celebrating horny women, not horned horses

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Which one, the mythical beast or the single bisexual woman? "

I imagine it was designed for the former but that would be pretty dull on a site like this

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Day today.

Yep; it really is national unicorn day today. Let’s celebrate "

I've met a unicorn. I must message her to celebrate her day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm feeling horny. (We should have a unicorn emoji!).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Huh whens the cracken day then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Day today.

Yep; it really is national unicorn day today. Let’s celebrate

I've met a unicorn. I must message her to celebrate her day. "

Thank you Stingly! Its good to have a day to celebrate being a unicorn!

Sending love to all the gorgeous unicorns out there xx

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Day today.

Yep; it really is national unicorn day today. Let’s celebrate

I've met a unicorn. I must message her to celebrate her day.

Thank you Stingly! Its good to have a day to celebrate being a unicorn!

Sending love to all the gorgeous unicorns out there xx"

As if by magic a unicorn turns up......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Day today.

Yep; it really is national unicorn day today. Let’s celebrate

I've met a unicorn. I must message her to celebrate her day.

Thank you Stingly! Its good to have a day to celebrate being a unicorn!

Sending love to all the gorgeous unicorns out there xx

As if by magic a unicorn turns up...... "

Do I not count anymore now I’m off the market?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Day today.

Yep; it really is national unicorn day today. Let’s celebrate

I've met a unicorn. I must message her to celebrate her day.

Thank you Stingly! Its good to have a day to celebrate being a unicorn!

Sending love to all the gorgeous unicorns out there xx

As if by magic a unicorn turns up...... "

No magic, just the good wishes of a sexy friend! Mwah! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I might wear my unicorn head band, until my boss makes me take it off

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Day today.

Yep; it really is national unicorn day today. Let’s celebrate

I've met a unicorn. I must message her to celebrate her day.

Thank you Stingly! Its good to have a day to celebrate being a unicorn!

Sending love to all the gorgeous unicorns out there xx

As if by magic a unicorn turns up......

Do I not count anymore now I’m off the market? "

No. Yes. Er no. Maybe. Yes. No.

I'm confused.......

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Day today.

Yep; it really is national unicorn day today. Let’s celebrate

I've met a unicorn. I must message her to celebrate her day.

Thank you Stingly! Its good to have a day to celebrate being a unicorn!

Sending love to all the gorgeous unicorns out there xx

As if by magic a unicorn turns up......

No magic, just the good wishes of a sexy friend! Mwah! Xx"

Lucky bugger.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Day today.

Yep; it really is national unicorn day today. Let’s celebrate

I've met a unicorn. I must message her to celebrate her day.

Thank you Stingly! Its good to have a day to celebrate being a unicorn!

Sending love to all the gorgeous unicorns out there xx

As if by magic a unicorn turns up......

Do I not count anymore now I’m off the market?

No. Yes. Er no. Maybe. Yes. No.

I'm confused......."

Well I was a bisexual female who played with couples.....

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Day today.

Yep; it really is national unicorn day today. Let’s celebrate "

Seriously?!

This is a thing?!

Yay!

I'm sat here wearing unicorn socks, a unicorn hoody, with a fluffy unicorn sat behind me

I may have a glass of unicorn tears gin with my lunch too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Day today.

Yep; it really is national unicorn day today. Let’s celebrate

Seriously?!

This is a thing?!

Yay!

I'm sat here wearing unicorn socks, a unicorn hoody, with a fluffy unicorn sat behind me

I may have a glass of unicorn tears gin with my lunch too "

Oh rub it in ‘Miss I’m still in my bed chilling out”

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Day today.

Yep; it really is national unicorn day today. Let’s celebrate

Seriously?!

This is a thing?!

Yay!

I'm sat here wearing unicorn socks, a unicorn hoody, with a fluffy unicorn sat behind me

I may have a glass of unicorn tears gin with my lunch too

Oh rub it in ‘Miss I’m still in my bed chilling out” "

I'm actually on the settee now.

I had to get up to pee, cba to go back upstairs to bed.

Damn right, I'm having a lazy day.. I've earnt it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Day today.

Yep; it really is national unicorn day today. Let’s celebrate

Seriously?!

This is a thing?!

Yay!

I'm sat here wearing unicorn socks, a unicorn hoody, with a fluffy unicorn sat behind me

I may have a glass of unicorn tears gin with my lunch too

Oh rub it in ‘Miss I’m still in my bed chilling out”

I'm actually on the settee now.

I had to get up to pee, cba to go back upstairs to bed.

Damn right, I'm having a lazy day.. I've earnt it "

Humph. Flounces off too tired to argue

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Day today.

Yep; it really is national unicorn day today. Let’s celebrate

Seriously?!

This is a thing?!

Yay!

I'm sat here wearing unicorn socks, a unicorn hoody, with a fluffy unicorn sat behind me

I may have a glass of unicorn tears gin with my lunch too

Oh rub it in ‘Miss I’m still in my bed chilling out”

I'm actually on the settee now.

I had to get up to pee, cba to go back upstairs to bed.

Damn right, I'm having a lazy day.. I've earnt it

Humph. Flounces off too tired to argue "

Oh but Sweetie, you know I love it when you flounce

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Which one, the mythical beast or the single bisexual woman? "

It's defined as something that's imaginary but you still believe in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently, there's unicorn gin.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Apparently, there's unicorn gin."

Phoenix is currently consuming the very thing......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apparently, there's unicorn gin.

Phoenix is currently consuming the very thing......"

I know. She sent me a pic of her in her pj’s with her dog on her lap.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Apparently, there's unicorn gin.

Phoenix is currently consuming the very thing......

I know. She sent me a pic of her in her pj’s with her dog on her lap. "

It was only a small glass of gin.

I've done Tesco, I'm back in my PJ's, Beans is back on my lap.

I may have a large glass now.

It's not too early is it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Apparently, there's unicorn gin.

Phoenix is currently consuming the very thing......

I know. She sent me a pic of her in her pj’s with her dog on her lap.

It was only a small glass of gin.

I've done Tesco, I'm back in my PJ's, Beans is back on my lap.

I may have a large glass now.

It's not too early is it? "

It’s never too early for gin

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"Apparently, there's unicorn gin.

Phoenix is currently consuming the very thing......

I know. She sent me a pic of her in her pj’s with her dog on her lap.

It was only a small glass of gin.

I've done Tesco, I'm back in my PJ's, Beans is back on my lap.

I may have a large glass now.

It's not too early is it?

It’s never too early for gin "

Phew!

Because, seriously, after tackling Tesco I think I've bloody earnt it

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"Apparently, there's unicorn gin.

Phoenix is currently consuming the very thing......

I know. She sent me a pic of her in her pj’s with her dog on her lap.

It was only a small glass of gin.

I've done Tesco, I'm back in my PJ's, Beans is back on my lap.

I may have a large glass now.

It's not too early is it?

It’s never too early for gin "

It's gin o'clock somewhere in the world.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"Apparently, there's unicorn gin.

Phoenix is currently consuming the very thing......

I know. She sent me a pic of her in her pj’s with her dog on her lap.

It was only a small glass of gin.

I've done Tesco, I'm back in my PJ's, Beans is back on my lap.

I may have a large glass now.

It's not too early is it?

It’s never too early for gin

It's gin o'clock somewhere in the world. "

Yes it is, in my living room

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"Which one, the mythical beast or the single bisexual woman?

It's defined as something that's imaginary but you still believe in it."

Well it's can be single bisexual ladies, they're bloody everywhere!

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