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"He's on his world tour lol. " I know, I have the twat on WhatsApp and he's doing a blog too, but he should have stayed here..... | |||
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"It wasn't the right place for him." Where's your socks gone anyways? | |||
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"It wasn't the right place for him. Where's your socks gone anyways? " In the washing machine with Granny's slippers? | |||
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If he's gonna get his gf to set up a tent or something then I'm in.... | |||
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"It wasn't the right place for him. Where's your socks gone anyways? In the washing machine with Granny's slippers? "Biological detergent I hope! | |||
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"It wasn't the right place for him. Where's your socks gone anyways? " I have to wash them some time. | |||
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"It wasn't the right place for him. Where's your socks gone anyways? In the washing machine with Granny's slippers? "They ain't going anywhere near Granny's putrid slippers thank you. | |||
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"It wasn't the right place for him. Where's your socks gone anyways? I have to wash them some time." So, surely you'd have a naked foot pic while they're hanging out to dry....? | |||
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"It wasn't the right place for him. Where's your socks gone anyways? I have to wash them some time." So, surely you'd have a naked foot pic for while they're hanging out to dry? | |||
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"It wasn't the right place for him. Where's your socks gone anyways? I have to wash them some time. So, surely you'd have a naked foot pic for while they're hanging out to dry? " Oh ffs, this damn phone, I sound like a stuttering foot fetishist.... | |||
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"I'll be your man friend! Lets go drink beer and chat up women! " Don't we already do that? | |||
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"It wasn't the right place for him. Where's your socks gone anyways? In the washing machine with Granny's slippers?
They ain't going anywhere near Granny's putrid slippers thank you. "I'm gonna treat her to a pair of Clogs | |||
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"I'll be your man friend! Lets go drink beer and chat up women! " If there’s beer involved and the potential to chat up real women in real life then I’m in too... | |||
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"I'll be your man friend! Lets go drink beer and chat up women! Don't we already do that? " No. You drink peach schnapps  | |||
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"I'll be your man friend! Lets go drink beer and chat up women! If there’s beer involved and the potential to chat up real women in real life then I’m in too... " Boom! We got ourselves a man club! | |||
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"It wasn't the right place for him. Where's your socks gone anyways? I have to wash them some time. So, surely you'd have a naked foot pic while they're hanging out to dry....? " I might just do that. | |||
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"It wasn't the right place for him. Where's your socks gone anyways? In the washing machine with Granny's slippers?
They ain't going anywhere near Granny's putrid slippers thank you.
I'm gonna treat her to a pair of Clogs "Make them Crocs  | |||
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"I'll be your man friend! Lets go drink beer and chat up women! If there’s beer involved and the potential to chat up real women in real life then I’m in too... Boom! We got ourselves a man club! " Just so long as we don’t have to be grown ups in this club.... | |||
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"Stop fucking whingeing! Ya got me on WhatsApp and Rubi on speed dial (probably). More do ya need ya lovely bastard? lol"Lolololol, my phone is one huge big dirty fab secret, "you can't handle the truth "..... | |||
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"I'll be your man friend! Lets go drink beer and chat up women! If there’s beer involved and the potential to chat up real women in real life then I’m in too... Boom! We got ourselves a man club! Just so long as we don’t have to be grown ups in this club...." Have you met Steve? | |||
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"I'll be your man friend! Lets go drink beer and chat up women! Don't we already do that? No. You drink peach schnapps "Gin darling | |||
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"I'll be your man friend! Lets go drink beer and chat up women! Don't we already do that? No. You drink peach schnapps
Gin darling "Elderflower | |||
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"I'll be your man friend! Lets go drink beer and chat up women! If there’s beer involved and the potential to chat up real women in real life then I’m in too... Boom! We got ourselves a man club! " Stop pinching my mates. You always do this with your boobs and junk..... | |||
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"I'll be your man friend! Lets go drink beer and chat up women! If there’s beer involved and the potential to chat up real women in real life then I’m in too... Boom! We got ourselves a man club! Just so long as we don’t have to be grown ups in this club.... Have you met Steve? "Nobody has met me I'm an enigma.... | |||
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"It wasn't the right place for him. Where's your socks gone anyways? In the washing machine with Granny's slippers?
They ain't going anywhere near Granny's putrid slippers thank you.
I'm gonna treat her to a pair of Clogs
Make them Crocs "Crocodile Shoes - Jimmy Nail? www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSAl2-vWIH0 | |||
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"I'll be your man friend! Lets go drink beer and chat up women! If there’s beer involved and the potential to chat up real women in real life then I’m in too... Boom! We got ourselves a man club! Just so long as we don’t have to be grown ups in this club.... Have you met Steve?
Nobody has met me I'm an enigma.... "Holy fuck, my new name! | |||
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"I don't have any mates so do not worry "Mate? You do now buddy | |||
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"I'll be your man friend! Lets go drink beer and chat up women! Don't we already do that? No. You drink peach schnapps
Gin darling
Elderflower"Is that scotch? | |||
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"I'll be your man friend! Lets go drink beer and chat up women! If there’s beer involved and the potential to chat up real women in real life then I’m in too... Boom! We got ourselves a man club! Just so long as we don’t have to be grown ups in this club.... Have you met Steve?
Nobody has met me I'm an enigma....
Holy fuck, my new name! "Enigman! | |||
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"I'll be your man friend! Lets go drink beer and chat up women! If there’s beer involved and the potential to chat up real women in real life then I’m in too... Boom! We got ourselves a man club! Just so long as we don’t have to be grown ups in this club.... Have you met Steve?
Nobody has met me I'm an enigma....
Holy fuck, my new name! "Jesus! Your mind is like a fucking butterfly tonight! I love it! Roadtrip? You better be this funny lol  | |||
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"I'll be your man friend! Lets go drink beer and chat up women! If there’s beer involved and the potential to chat up real women in real life then I’m in too... Boom! We got ourselves a man club! Just so long as we don’t have to be grown ups in this club.... Have you met Steve?
Nobody has met me I'm an enigma....
Holy fuck, my new name!
Enigman!"Dont encourage him! Lol he will be harder to drop off after his bedtime story lol | |||
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"I'll be your man friend! Lets go drink beer and chat up women! If there’s beer involved and the potential to chat up real women in real life then I’m in too... " Me too! And their fellas too please!   | |||
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"I'm having it do it! Done " Christ! Lol ah fuck it! Its quite epic! | |||
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"I'll be your man friend! Lets go drink beer and chat up women! If there’s beer involved and the potential to chat up real women in real life then I’m in too... Boom! We got ourselves a man club! Stop pinching my mates. You always do this with your boobs and junk..... " If your feeling lonely I'll be your rock. Just don't expect a BJ. | |||
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"I'll be your man friend! Lets go drink beer and chat up women! If there’s beer involved and the potential to chat up real women in real life then I’m in too... Me too! And their fellas too please! "Yes! We're gonna be such good men! | |||
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"I want xperia back already.... " What ....... happened?? | |||
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"I'll be your man friend! Lets go drink beer and chat up women! If there’s beer involved and the potential to chat up real women in real life then I’m in too... Boom! We got ourselves a man club! Stop pinching my mates. You always do this with your boobs and junk..... If your feeling lonely I'll be your rock. Just don't expect a BJ. " I always get a bj..... | |||
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"You know when you get a new hair cut and think....... " This is actually your life. This is like every single scenario you've been in since I've known you  | |||
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"Theres always room for one more!
Finger?
Mate!
Ohhh "Who's fingering my post now? | |||
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"You know when you get a new hair cut and think....... This is actually your life. This is like every single scenario you've been in since I've known you "Hahahaha snap decisions..... | |||
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"I'll be your man friend! Lets go drink beer and chat up women! If there’s beer involved and the potential to chat up real women in real life then I’m in too... Me too! And their fellas too please!
Yes! We're gonna be such good men! "I’d make a great man! I can fart, burp really loudly and scratch my imaginary balls whilst leering at the laydeez! | |||
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"I want xperia back already.... What ....... happened?? "Hes excessively Xperia tonight well Enigman now lol x | |||
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"Oh ffs, I've gotta keep this for 7 days now.....  "I changed my name to Granny Green Fanny once - just for giggles! Even put grass on my pubic area to make it look like I had green pubes on my profile pic!
When I tried to get my old profile name back - someone had nicked it! | |||
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"I'll be your man friend! Lets go drink beer and chat up women! If there’s beer involved and the potential to chat up real women in real life then I’m in too... Me too! And their fellas too please!
Yes! We're gonna be such good men!
I’d make a great man! I can fart, burp really loudly and scratch my imaginary balls whilst leering at the laydeez! "We can wingman for each other | |||
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"Oh ffs, I've gotta keep this for 7 days now.....
I changed my name to Granny Green Fanny once - just for giggles!
Even put grass on my pubic area to make it look like I had green pubes on my profile pic!
When I tried to get my old profile name back - someone had nicked it! "Shush!!!!! | |||
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"Oh ffs, I've gotta keep this for 7 days now.....
I changed my name to Granny Green Fanny once - just for giggles!
Even put grass on my pubic area to make it look like I had green pubes on my profile pic!
When I tried to get my old profile name back - someone had nicked it!
Shush!!!!! "True fact! | |||
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"Oh ffs, I've gotta keep this for 7 days now..... "You know you love it | |||
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"I've been chatting up a few new ladies today and they're all gonna wonder where the fuck I've gone lol" I'm the plus side the discrete bj guy might not be able to find me..... | |||
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"I've been chatting up a few new ladies today and they're all gonna wonder where the fuck I've gone lol" They’ll have the Prosecco out already! | |||
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"I've been chatting up a few new ladies today and they're all gonna wonder where the fuck I've gone lol I'm the plus side the discrete bj guy might not be able to find me..... " I'm? On* | |||
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"I've been chatting up a few new ladies today and they're all gonna wonder where the fuck I've gone lol They’ll have the Prosecco out already! "Omg is that what you do? When are we fucking? | |||
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"I need a man friend. To do... like you know... man things... " Shelves and farting and moaning? | |||
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"I've been chatting up a few new ladies today and they're all gonna wonder where the fuck I've gone lol They’ll have the Prosecco out already!
Omg is that what you do?
When are we fucking? "In my fleecy minion pyjamas? | |||
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"I've been chatting up a few new ladies today and they're all gonna wonder where the fuck I've gone lol They’ll have the Prosecco out already!
Omg is that what you do?
When are we fucking?
In my fleecy minion pyjamas? "Is there like a zipped flap for penetration? | |||
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"I've been chatting up a few new ladies today and they're all gonna wonder where the fuck I've gone lol They’ll have the Prosecco out already!
Omg is that what you do?
When are we fucking?
In my fleecy minion pyjamas?
Is there like a zipped flap for penetration? "Nope - but they’re elasticated so you can pull ‘em down! | |||
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"mmm peachy in pj's..." Oh hello sweetie! | |||
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"I've been chatting up a few new ladies today and they're all gonna wonder where the fuck I've gone lol They’ll have the Prosecco out already! "I thought you said you wanted a man friend, you obviously know her too well  | |||
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"I'm really not happy about this name..... RUUUUBBBBBIIIIIII.....!!!!! " Only yourself to blame lol | |||
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"I'm really not happy about this name..... RUUUUBBBBBIIIIIII.....!!!!! " Yes? | |||
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"I've been chatting up a few new ladies today and they're all gonna wonder where the fuck I've gone lol They’ll have the Prosecco out already!
Omg is that what you do?
When are we fucking?
In my fleecy minion pyjamas?
Is there like a zipped flap for penetration?
Nope - but they’re elasticated so you can pull ‘em down! "Elastic is the sexiest man made fabric thingy ever..... * horny face * | |||
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"I'm really not happy about this name..... RUUUUBBBBBIIIIIII.....!!!!! Yes? "You fucked my name up darling? | |||
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"I need a man friend. To do... like you know... man things... Shelves and farting and moaning? " Yeah, I miss that s**t. I like doing it in lingerie, but hey... | |||
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"I'll be your man friend! Lets go drink beer and chat up women! If there’s beer involved and the potential to chat up real women in real life then I’m in too... Me too! And their fellas too please!
Yes! We're gonna be such good men!
I’d make a great man! I can fart, burp really loudly and scratch my imaginary balls whilst leering at the laydeez!
We can wingman for each other "You’re on! Will you even take the blame for my farts if they’re really bad?  | |||
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"I'll be your man friend! Lets go drink beer and chat up women! If there’s beer involved and the potential to chat up real women in real life then I’m in too... Me too! And their fellas too please!
Yes! We're gonna be such good men!
I’d make a great man! I can fart, burp really loudly and scratch my imaginary balls whilst leering at the laydeez!
We can wingman for each other
You’re on! Will you even take the blame for my farts if they’re really bad? "Proudly | |||
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"It would look better if you'd put a capital E. " Why? | |||
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"I'll be your man friend! Lets go drink beer and chat up women! If there’s beer involved and the potential to chat up real women in real life then I’m in too... Me too! And their fellas too please!
Yes! We're gonna be such good men!
I’d make a great man! I can fart, burp really loudly and scratch my imaginary balls whilst leering at the laydeez!
We can wingman for each other
You’re on! Will you even take the blame for my farts if they’re really bad?
Proudly "Stop farting on my fucking post ffs!!! | |||
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"I'll be your man friend! Lets go drink beer and chat up women! If there’s beer involved and the potential to chat up real women in real life then I’m in too... Me too! And their fellas too please!
Yes! We're gonna be such good men!
I’d make a great man! I can fart, burp really loudly and scratch my imaginary balls whilst leering at the laydeez!
We can wingman for each other
You’re on! Will you even take the blame for my farts if they’re really bad?
Proudly
Stop farting on my fucking post ffs!!! "
Even if we can fart a tune in perfect synchronicity? | |||
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"Are we spoiling fab? I should shut up and go to bed..... " Nah fuck that man! It takes itself too serious sometimes! It's good to have a laugh lol | |||
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"I'll be your man friend! Lets go drink beer and chat up women! If there’s beer involved and the potential to chat up real women in real life then I’m in too... Me too! And their fellas too please!
Yes! We're gonna be such good men!
I’d make a great man! I can fart, burp really loudly and scratch my imaginary balls whilst leering at the laydeez!
We can wingman for each other
You’re on! Will you even take the blame for my farts if they’re really bad?
Proudly
Stop farting on my fucking post ffs!!!
Even if we can fart a tune in perfect synchronicity? "To Macho Man by The Village People | |||
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"I'll be your man friend! Lets go drink beer and chat up women! If there’s beer involved and the potential to chat up real women in real life then I’m in too... Me too! And their fellas too please!
Yes! We're gonna be such good men!
I’d make a great man! I can fart, burp really loudly and scratch my imaginary balls whilst leering at the laydeez!
We can wingman for each other
You’re on! Will you even take the blame for my farts if they’re really bad?
Proudly
Stop farting on my fucking post ffs!!!
Even if we can fart a tune in perfect synchronicity? "Who am I to stop your fun, I don't even have a decent name now..... | |||
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"I'll be your man friend! Lets go drink beer and chat up women! If there’s beer involved and the potential to chat up real women in real life then I’m in too... Me too! And their fellas too please!
Yes! We're gonna be such good men!
I’d make a great man! I can fart, burp really loudly and scratch my imaginary balls whilst leering at the laydeez!
We can wingman for each other
You’re on! Will you even take the blame for my farts if they’re really bad?
Proudly
Stop farting on my fucking post ffs!!!
Even if we can fart a tune in perfect synchronicity?
To Macho Man by The Village People "What??? | |||
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"I'll be your man friend! Lets go drink beer and chat up women! If there’s beer involved and the potential to chat up real women in real life then I’m in too... Me too! And their fellas too please!
Yes! We're gonna be such good men!
I’d make a great man! I can fart, burp really loudly and scratch my imaginary balls whilst leering at the laydeez!
We can wingman for each other
You’re on! Will you even take the blame for my farts if they’re really bad? "So it was you! I blamed Danielpierced for that one | |||
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"I'll be your man friend! Lets go drink beer and chat up women! If there’s beer involved and the potential to chat up real women in real life then I’m in too... Me too! And their fellas too please!
Yes! We're gonna be such good men!
I’d make a great man! I can fart, burp really loudly and scratch my imaginary balls whilst leering at the laydeez!
We can wingman for each other
You’re on! Will you even take the blame for my farts if they’re really bad?
So it was you! I blamed Danielpierced for that one "It’s always me! | |||
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"I'll be your man friend! Lets go drink beer and chat up women! If there’s beer involved and the potential to chat up real women in real life then I’m in too... Me too! And their fellas too please!
Yes! We're gonna be such good men!
I’d make a great man! I can fart, burp really loudly and scratch my imaginary balls whilst leering at the laydeez!
We can wingman for each other
You’re on! Will you even take the blame for my farts if they’re really bad?
Proudly
Stop farting on my fucking post ffs!!!
Even if we can fart a tune in perfect synchronicity?
To Macho Man by The Village People "I’ve got Sinitta’s ‘so macho’ in my head instead now! Not exactly a relaxing tune to go to bed with!  | |||
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"I'll be your man friend! Lets go drink beer and chat up women! If there’s beer involved and the potential to chat up real women in real life then I’m in too... Me too! And their fellas too please!
Yes! We're gonna be such good men!
I’d make a great man! I can fart, burp really loudly and scratch my imaginary balls whilst leering at the laydeez!
We can wingman for each other
You’re on! Will you even take the blame for my farts if they’re really bad?
Proudly
Stop farting on my fucking post ffs!!!
Even if we can fart a tune in perfect synchronicity?
To Macho Man by The Village People
I’ve got Sinitta’s ‘so macho’ in my head instead now!
Not exactly a relaxing tune to go to bed with! "Cheers! | |||
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"Right, fuck you all very much for your contributions, nanight I'm going to bed..... zZzZzZ"Na night 'enigman' | |||
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"I'll be your man friend! Lets go drink beer and chat up women! If there’s beer involved and the potential to chat up real women in real life then I’m in too... Me too! And their fellas too please!
Yes! We're gonna be such good men!
I’d make a great man! I can fart, burp really loudly and scratch my imaginary balls whilst leering at the laydeez!
We can wingman for each other
You’re on! Will you even take the blame for my farts if they’re really bad?
So it was you! I blamed Danielpierced for that one
It’s always me! "Fartybum Person  | |||
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