FabSwingers.com forum: Celibacy

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just a thought if you ain't had any fun for a while and you knock one out everyday does that mean ya not celibate, or does having a wank make it null and void

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awwww you not getting any fun pp.......runs n dives under duvet......blows kisses before i dive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs Palm and her five daughters do not mean you're having a gang bang and not celibate I'm afraid.

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

is it fun ??

then your not celibate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Huh join the club im celibate three weeks outta four xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Huh join the club im celibate three weeks outta four xx

Try nine months outta twelve, then you'll know what fookin celibacy is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Huh join the club im celibate three weeks outta four xx

Try nine months outta twelve, then you'll know what fookin celibacy is.

Aye well that was self imposed so no sympathy from me on that one xx

(was worth it though wasnt it?) xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh so pleased im not celibate..well today i am..pffft....one day is way too long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Huh join the club im celibate three weeks outta four xx

Try nine months outta twelve, then you'll know what fookin celibacy is.

Aye well that was self imposed so no sympathy from me on that one xx

(was worth it though wasnt it?) xx

It wasn't self imposed, she said, "fook off I'm preggers," and now it's "fook off I'm knackered!" Blimmin kids! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Huh join the club im celibate three weeks outta four xx

Try nine months outta twelve, then you'll know what fookin celibacy is.

Aye well that was self imposed so no sympathy from me on that one xx

(was worth it though wasnt it?) xx

It wasn't self imposed, she said, "fook off I'm preggers," and now it's "fook off I'm knackered!" Blimmin kids! lol

Yes it was you bonked her in the first place so its YOUR fault

Being a man you should know that xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Huh join the club im celibate three weeks outta four xx

Try nine months outta twelve, then you'll know what fookin celibacy is.

Aye well that was self imposed so no sympathy from me on that one xx

(was worth it though wasnt it?) xx

It wasn't self imposed, she said, "fook off I'm preggers," and now it's "fook off I'm knackered!" Blimmin kids! lol

Yes it was you bonked her in the first place so its YOUR fault

Being a man you should know that xx

oooo if only you knew lol.. she planned it like a military raid!! She can be a very determined woman when she wants something y'know!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Huh join the club im celibate three weeks outta four xx

Try nine months outta twelve, then you'll know what fookin celibacy is.

Aye well that was self imposed so no sympathy from me on that one xx

(was worth it though wasnt it?) xx

It wasn't self imposed, she said, "fook off I'm preggers," and now it's "fook off I'm knackered!" Blimmin kids! lol

yeah but it was worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Huh join the club im celibate three weeks outta four xx

Try nine months outta twelve, then you'll know what fookin celibacy is.

Aye well that was self imposed so no sympathy from me on that one xx

(was worth it though wasnt it?) xx

It wasn't self imposed, she said, "fook off I'm preggers," and now it's "fook off I'm knackered!" Blimmin kids! lol

yeah but it was worth it

Yeah, gotta say it was. Soon be business as usual but not before I'm been to the clinic for me two-bricks operation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Huh join the club im celibate three weeks outta four xx

Try nine months outta twelve, then you'll know what fookin celibacy is.

Aye well that was self imposed so no sympathy from me on that one xx

(was worth it though wasnt it?) xx

It wasn't self imposed, she said, "fook off I'm preggers," and now it's "fook off I'm knackered!" Blimmin kids! lol

yeah but it was worth it

Yeah, gotta say it was. Soon be business as usual but not before I'm been to the clinic for me two-bricks operation.

make sure the doc moves his thumbs out of the way or he'll have to do it again when the swelling goes down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Huh join the club im celibate three weeks outta four xx

Try nine months outta twelve, then you'll know what fookin celibacy is.

i still win. 11 days out of 14... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just a thought if you ain't had any fun for a while and you knock one out everyday does that mean ya not celibate, or does having a wank make it null and void

Its a bit of a bygone word that one but at a guess knocking one out would mean you are not celibate. I am using the priest and nun factor here as they are supposed to be celibate and not supposed to wank either.

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