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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Might be a little bit childish but Come on let's hear them and have a laugh shall we?

Yo mama so fat .... Thanos had to click twice.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Yo mama... sacrificed a lot to raise you. Show some respect... errr yo!

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By *ewniceguyMan
over a year ago

blackburn

Ya mama been passed round more than the collection in church

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yo mama so hairy ... The only language she speaks is wookie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo Mama is dead now who's gonna take her place ringing them bells, climbing around that church and making faces?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last person to joke about my mum got put into an arm bar. I didn’t let him go until his laughter turned to screams.

Your mother jokes are just not that funny to some people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The last person to joke about my mum got put into an arm bar. I didn’t let him go until his laughter turned to screams.

Your mother jokes are just not that funny to some people "

And why exactly did you have to tell us that ?.. if you don't like it , don't come here

It very easy. The topic says it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo mamma's blood type is Rocky Road

Yo momma's so poor I saw her kicking a can one day, I said what you doing?, she said moving

Yo momma used to work down the biscuit factory, they used to push fer face in the dough to make gorilla buscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yo Mama so dumb she threw a rock at the floor and missed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The last person to joke about my mum got put into an arm bar. I didn’t let him go until his laughter turned to screams.

Your mother jokes are just not that funny to some people "

I wouldn't have stopped at him screaming he wouldn't be here now... your too soft...lighten up...it may take years but you will get there!

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Yo mama so chatty when she signed into Skype it said "Error: Too Much Information

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

yo momma is so fat, she got on a "speak your weight" machine and it said "one at a time please!"

you momma is so dumb she went to a club, it had a sign saying over 21's only... so she went and rounded up 20 friends....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum is so dumb she went to the doctor and said

"doctor, please help, I have a shit and piss every morning at 8am"

doctor replies "What's the problem?"

"I dont wake up until 9am"

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Yo mama so far she has to use a super king mattress as a tampon

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By *Jones19Man
over a year ago

Evesham, Worcester, Pershore

The yo mamma jokes in the locker room scene from "Remember the titans" lol

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By *onzo888100Man
over a year ago

Bangor

Yo mama's so fat, she fell off both sides of the bed

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By *toveburn28Man
over a year ago

cork

Yo Mamas so nasty, She sucked your daddy's dick then came in and kissed you goodnight!!

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By *mac94Man
over a year ago

belfast

Yo mama's so ugly, her own portraits hang themselves

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