FabSwingers.com forum: Baby names

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What names would be weird to call your baby these days?

I can't imagine a baby Brenda.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nigel

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Barry

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Boris...poor baby!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby Jesus

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Adolf may raise an eyebrow or two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chantelle

Ian - yet someone in the year below me at school called her son Ian

Cindy

Brian

Gary

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Donald

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don't ppl call their kids Steve any more.....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You dont hear of many Bernard's before coffin O'clock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mavis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Donald"

I know a lovely wee boy called Donald, looked after him when he was a baby!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why don't ppl call their kids Steve any more.....? "

You gave Steve's a bad name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Martha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Margaret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elvis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why don't ppl call their kids Steve any more.....?

You gave Steve's a bad name. "

Says the girl with an old lady name....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Derek

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Myra

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Kevin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dean is a name I only hear if it's being shouted across the room.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Myra"

Ooh no

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By *iolet82Woman
over a year ago

strathaven

Fanny

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

For the young couple, Mr & Mrs Sprout, about to start their family...

I don't suppose Russell will be high on their agenda of boys names.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's about 300 Ella's in my girls school.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why don't ppl call their kids Steve any more.....?

You gave Steve's a bad name.

Says the girl with an old lady name....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Myra

Ooh no

I can only think of 2 Myra's and they are both murderesses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For the young couple, Mr & Mrs Sprout, about to start their family...

I don't suppose Russell will be high on their agenda of boys names."

I know a little Russell.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"What names would be weird to call your baby these days?

I can't imagine a baby Brenda. "

My ex next door neighbour was called Brenda

Mind you, she must be about 80 now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Troy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/04/19 21:10:59]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I almost posted earlier asking ppl to pick me a new fab name, xperia was never meant to be permanent....

Maybe I'll try Kevin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Little cunt get it in early before they become a teen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shirley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nebuchadnezzar. That's a name that's died out.

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

Petunia

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Richard ... you know he'll get called Dick

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Nebuchadnezzar. That's a name that's died out."

That's my son's middle name

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By *layfulCouple86Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

Keith

Clive

Reginald

Eric

Miles

Ethel

Dorris

Nancy

Moira

Betty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Malcom

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I almost posted earlier asking ppl to pick me a new fab name, xperia was never meant to be permanent....

Maybe I'll try Kevin? "

Please let me pick!

I once got a guy to change his to "titty clitty bang man"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I almost posted earlier asking ppl to pick me a new fab name, xperia was never meant to be permanent....

Maybe I'll try Kevin?

Please let me pick!

I once got a guy to change his to "titty clitty bang man"

Ok, but make it good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nebuchadnezzar. That's a name that's died out.

That's my son's middle name"

I reckon even back then they used to call him "Neb".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I almost posted earlier asking ppl to pick me a new fab name, xperia was never meant to be permanent....

Maybe I'll try Kevin?

Please let me pick!

I once got a guy to change his to "titty clitty bang man"

Ok, but make it good "

Tesco value cumbucket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I almost posted earlier asking ppl to pick me a new fab name, xperia was never meant to be permanent....

Maybe I'll try Kevin?

Please let me pick!

I once got a guy to change his to "titty clitty bang man"

Ok, but make it good "

Captain Peacock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Colin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I almost posted earlier asking ppl to pick me a new fab name, xperia was never meant to be permanent....

Maybe I'll try Kevin?

Please let me pick!

I once got a guy to change his to "titty clitty bang man"

Ok, but make it good

Tesco value cumbucket"

That's an..... option.....

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Both my dogs names have been mentioned here thus far!

I wouldn’t saddle a baby with the names Deidre or Malcolm.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Richard ... you know he'll get called Dick "

Yeah, just a good job ma surname's not Head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I almost posted earlier asking ppl to pick me a new fab name, xperia was never meant to be permanent....

Maybe I'll try Kevin?

Please let me pick!

I once got a guy to change his to "titty clitty bang man"

Ok, but make it good

Captain Peacock?"

Stick to baby names, it's not my thread lololol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not too many named Colin under 50

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By *ustyWoman
over a year ago

inverclyde

Love name Stuart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Both my dogs names have been mentioned here thus far!

I wouldn’t saddle a baby with the names Deidre or Malcolm. "

If your called Deidre your destined to work at the check out at Tesco's. Equally, all Malcolm's are only allowed to be school janitors at comprehensives.

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By *appy headCouple
over a year ago

leicester

I do like Nora

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I almost posted earlier asking ppl to pick me a new fab name, xperia was never meant to be permanent....

Maybe I'll try Kevin?

Please let me pick!

I once got a guy to change his to "titty clitty bang man"

Ok, but make it good

Captain Peacock?

Stick to baby names, it's not my thread lololol"

It's very possible Captain Peacock name from Are You Being Served was actually Captain Peacock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brian is a dull name

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By *ewniceguyMan
over a year ago

blackburn

Fidel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trevor

Tim

Steve

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Brian is a dull name"

How about BRIAN BLESSED

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sybil. Only know of 1 Sybil and she was in Fawlty Towers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Brian is a dull name

How about BRIAN BLESSED

Very true and he's far from dull.

Brian. What an underrated name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Norman

Maude

Iris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vic's and Clive's are very greasy and often bald.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tracey.

Stanley.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Brian is a dull name

How about BRIAN BLESSED

Very true and he's far from dull.

Brian. What an underrated name"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Norman

Maude

Iris

I know a baby Iris.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Norman

Maude

Iris

I know a baby Iris."

Me too, and a 10 year old one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tracey.

Stanley."

I know a baby Stanley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agamemnon

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By *candiumWoman
over a year ago

oban

Edna

Esmeralda

Erica

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Humphrey

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Humphrey"

I'll see your Humphrey and raise you a Henrietta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Humphrey

I'll see your Humphrey and raise you a Henrietta

I'll re-raise with my Horatio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kevin"

Hate that name with venom

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Frogmella! (it's exotic)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kenneth or Ken

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

You don't get many boys named Sue...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘If’ we was to have a baby (not gonna happen!) a girl would’ve been called Story and a boy Memphis, yes they are weird but considering my middle son has the middle name Chakotay (character from Star Trek)! My youngest would have been Seven if he was a girl and I was toying with Anakin for a boy but my ex mother in law got involved!! Now he has the same name as his step father..not confusing at all!!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Julie.

Not many under 50 called Julie.

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Some of the old fashioned names are coming back. I know a Stanley, a Theodore and an Arthur all under 4.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Heard a Ralph the other day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Magic

Brian

Dougal

Ermintrude

Dylan

Florence

Zebedee

Roundabout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Magic

Brian

Dougal

Ermintrude

Dylan

Florence

Zebedee

Roundabout"

Rhubarb and custard

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By *rs99Man
over a year ago

Scarborough

Merlin honestly that's what my cousin called his son

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Merlin honestly that's what my cousin called his son "

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By *rs99Man
over a year ago

Scarborough

Think barberella wud be quite a strange name for a girl

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By *rs99Man
over a year ago

Scarborough

"Think barberella wud be quite a strange name for a girl"
sorry spelt that wrong its barbarella

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By *rs99Man
over a year ago

Scarborough

"Think barberella wud be quite a strange name for a girlsorry spelt that wrong its barbarella"
check out the trailer lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Delia Smith

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Gertrude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wayne.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sharon

Tracey

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Bruce.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reginald

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doris

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww, little baby Ignatius...nope lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't realise how many people you don't like until it comes to naming a baby. My entry for this thread is Julian.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

When my first was born I was told we have 20mins to come up with a name or it was hospital policy to name her Gertrude.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Norman

Stanley

Fletcher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rodney or Chanquita

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Norman

Maude

Iris

I know a baby Iris.

Me too, and a 10 year old one. "

Must be making a comeback

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Birk

Feed me

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