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What was the last/worst thing you accidently (I hope) set fire to?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Please no arsonists confessions! I dont want someone saint they did Windsor castle a few years back.

So accident wise what did you flame up?

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

Racking my brain here....

1979....My mothers kitchen (never let a 10yr old cook chips)!!!!!!!

She wasn't well pleased when she got back from the pub

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I singed my minge once... now I veet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive never set fire to anything

My brother once set fire to the whole kitchen when he came in pissed and fell asleep after he had put the chip pan on

only a man would do that lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Racking my brain here....

1979....My mothers kitchen (never let a 10yr old cook chips)!!!!!!!

She wasn't well pleased when she got back from the pub "

Bet you were deep frying a marsbar really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thinking about it my fingers have gone up a few times after ive filled my zippo up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I singed my minge once... now I veet "

Ok what were doing to get a flame down there?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area


"I singed my minge once... now I veet "

If I use Veet, I feel like im on fire!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I singed my minge once... now I veet

Ok what were doing to get a flame down there? "

her strimmer burnt out

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area


"Racking my brain here....

1979....My mothers kitchen (never let a 10yr old cook chips)!!!!!!!

She wasn't well pleased when she got back from the pub

Bet you were deep frying a marsbar really "

It was in Milton Keynes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I singed my minge once... now I veet

If I use Veet, I feel like im on fire!!!!"

Whats Veet?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I singed my minge once... now I veet

Ok what were doing to get a flame down there? "

Having a cig whilst on the loo of course

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area


"I singed my minge once... now I veet

Ok what were doing to get a flame down there? "

Lighting Soapy's cig??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I singed my minge once... now I veet

If I use Veet, I feel like im on fire!!!!

Whats Veet? "

hair removal cream

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area


"I singed my minge once... now I veet

If I use Veet, I feel like im on fire!!!!

Whats Veet? "

Hair removal cream

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I singed my minge once... now I veet

If I use Veet, I feel like im on fire!!!!

Whats Veet? "

hair removal cream

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I singed my minge once... now I veet

Ok what were doing to get a flame down there?

Lighting Soapy's cig??"

it was long before I met him, and if he had been involved I would have said fag

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area

^5 ladies..........

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area


"I singed my minge once... now I veet

Ok what were doing to get a flame down there?

Lighting Soapy's cig??

it was long before I met him, and if he had been involved I would have said fag "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ahh right veet is minge vanishing cream!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I singed my minge once... now I veet

Ok what were doing to get a flame down there?

her strimmer burnt out "

careful NN, I'm down south on Friday lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I singed my minge once... now I veet

Ok what were doing to get a flame down there?

her strimmer burnt out

careful NN, I'm down south on Friday lol "

thats ok im in midlands lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Please no arsonists confessions! I dont want someone saint they did Windsor castle a few years back.

So accident wise what did you flame up? "
i set fire to my hair(on my head)once....

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I singed my minge once... now I veet

Ok what were doing to get a flame down there?

her strimmer burnt out

careful NN, I'm down south on Friday lol

thats ok im in midlands lol"

aye, and that's down south fae me... and i know where to find you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I singed my minge once... now I veet

Ok what were doing to get a flame down there?

her strimmer burnt out

careful NN, I'm down south on Friday lol

thats ok im in midlands lol

aye, and that's down south fae me... and i know where to find you lol "

*hides strimmer*

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area


"Please no arsonists confessions! I dont want someone saint they did Windsor castle a few years back.

So accident wise what did you flame up? i set fire to my hair(on my head)once.... "

OMG! Michael? Is that you??

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Please no arsonists confessions! I dont want someone saint they did Windsor castle a few years back.

So accident wise what did you flame up? i set fire to my hair(on my head)once....

OMG! Michael? Is that you?? "
bubbles...is that you???

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Please no arsonists confessions! I dont want someone saint they did Windsor castle a few years back.

So accident wise what did you flame up? i set fire to my hair(on my head)once....

OMG! Michael? Is that you?? "

squint when you look at the pics and it damned well could be.

**Disclaimer: FISH FLOPS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Set fife to my bed when I was in it. Had just put a new down duvet and new bed linen on it too. had a lit tea candle and the duvet touched it, soaked up the wax which ran onto the bed and set light to the duvet cover sheets and pillows. Fortunately they were all feather.

It was the crackling sound that woke me, and my hair was singeing ..... leap't out the bed rolled it all into itself in a ball and chucked it out the french doors onto the deck outside my bedroom door.

Daughter came downstairs later that morning and asked what was I burning in the fire-grate in my room as it was stinking. The look of horror on her face was a picture.

Strangely it didn't set off any smoke alarms yet the house was hard-wired with loads of them, including one outside my bedroom door.

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area


"Please no arsonists confessions! I dont want someone saint they did Windsor castle a few years back.

So accident wise what did you flame up? i set fire to my hair(on my head)once....

OMG! Michael? Is that you?? bubbles...is that you??? "

Dam!!!

Thought the veet removed all the hair

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By *acktilMan
over a year ago

Tewkesbury

Mosquito net around the four poster bed at St. Davids Island Fiji. It caught on a candle whilst a young lady and I were getting very physical. It was scary just how quick it went up, had to drag it out of the straw hut and lob it in the sea. Sort of put a dampener on the fun that night.

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area


"Set fife to my bed when I was in it. Had just put a new down duvet and new bed linen on it too. had a lit tea candle and the duvet touched it, soaked up the wax which ran onto the bed and set light to the duvet cover sheets and pillows. Fortunately they were all feather.

It was the crackling sound that woke me, and my hair was singeing ..... leap't out the bed rolled it all into itself in a ball and chucked it out the french doors onto the deck outside my bedroom door.

Daughter came downstairs later that morning and asked what was I burning in the fire-grate in my room as it was stinking. The look of horror on her face was a picture.

Strangely it didn't set off any smoke alarms yet the house was hard-wired with loads of them, including one outside my bedroom door. "

You fell asleep with a candle burning next to your bed!!!

Lucky escape....

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Please no arsonists confessions! I dont want someone saint they did Windsor castle a few years back.

So accident wise what did you flame up? i set fire to my hair(on my head)once....

OMG! Michael? Is that you??

squint when you look at the pics and it damned well could be.

**Disclaimer: FISH FLOPS"
get thee to specsavers bint!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Set fife to my bed when I was in it. Had just put a new down duvet and new bed linen on it too. had a lit tea candle and the duvet touched it, soaked up the wax which ran onto the bed and set light to the duvet cover sheets and pillows. Fortunately they were all feather.

It was the crackling sound that woke me, and my hair was singeing ..... leap't out the bed rolled it all into itself in a ball and chucked it out the french doors onto the deck outside my bedroom door.

Daughter came downstairs later that morning and asked what was I burning in the fire-grate in my room as it was stinking. The look of horror on her face was a picture.

Strangely it didn't set off any smoke alarms yet the house was hard-wired with loads of them, including one outside my bedroom door.

You fell asleep with a candle burning next to your bed!!!

Lucky escape.... "

I had a shelf along side my bed which my bed was a lot lower than, but I took pity on my daughter her partner and the baby all tucked up in a normal sized double bed so swapped my larger lower bed with them ..... their bed was higher up and the foot of it closer to the candle on the shelf.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Set fife to my bed when I was in it. Had just put a new down duvet and new bed linen on it too. had a lit tea candle and the duvet touched it, soaked up the wax which ran onto the bed and set light to the duvet cover sheets and pillows. Fortunately they were all feather.

It was the crackling sound that woke me, and my hair was singeing ..... leap't out the bed rolled it all into itself in a ball and chucked it out the french doors onto the deck outside my bedroom door.

Daughter came downstairs later that morning and asked what was I burning in the fire-grate in my room as it was stinking. The look of horror on her face was a picture.

Strangely it didn't set off any smoke alarms yet the house was hard-wired with loads of them, including one outside my bedroom door.

You fell asleep with a candle burning next to your bed!!!

Lucky escape....

I had a shelf along side my bed which my bed was a lot lower than, but I took pity on my daughter her partner and the baby all tucked up in a normal sized double bed so swapped my larger lower bed with them ..... their bed was higher up and the foot of it closer to the candle on the shelf. "
bloody hell laine ...you were lucky xx

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By *irty_bhamMan
over a year ago

birmingham

a forum topic

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"a forum topic

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twasnt accidental was it?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

1989 myself

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By *irty_bhamMan
over a year ago

birmingham


"a forum topic

twasnt accidental was it? "

i just fumbled into it

a bit like my idea of foreplay

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"a forum topic

twasnt accidental was it?

i just fumbled into it

a bit like my idea of foreplay

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a bit of fumbling here n there does ya good so im told

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By *am sampsonMan
over a year ago

cwmbran


"Please no arsonists confessions! I dont want someone saint they did Windsor castle a few years back.

So accident wise what did you flame up? "

Just checking whether ballotelli was a member of fab

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By *am sampsonMan
over a year ago

cwmbran

Dont know but once had a dog who chewed a box om matches should have seen her run when they ignited

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By *irty_bhamMan
over a year ago

birmingham


"a forum topic

twasnt accidental was it?

i just fumbled into it

a bit like my idea of foreplay

a bit of fumbling here n there does ya good so im told "

usually gets me a slap

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"a forum topic

twasnt accidental was it?

i just fumbled into it

a bit like my idea of foreplay

a bit of fumbling here n there does ya good so im told

usually gets me a slap

"
that can be arranged you know lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My last fag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Myself....fortunately I woke up before I was hurt but after getting back late from I fell asleep on the sofa with a cig. Thank god I decided to give up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hair, when d*unk and lighting a cig from the gas cooker!!!

Singed fringe, not a good look!!!

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By *irty_bhamMan
over a year ago

birmingham


"a forum topic

twasnt accidental was it?

i just fumbled into it

a bit like my idea of foreplay

a bit of fumbling here n there does ya good so im told

usually gets me a slap

that can be arranged you know lol "

name the time and place but i don't want any witnesses as i'll cry like a girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i know times have changed - but i can remember forward rolling down a hill with a box of matches in my pocket !!

Whoosh - thats not a good idea..

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"a forum topic

twasnt accidental was it?

i just fumbled into it

a bit like my idea of foreplay

a bit of fumbling here n there does ya good so im told

usually gets me a slap

that can be arranged you know lol

name the time and place but i don't want any witnesses as i'll cry like a girl

"
well the latter is obvious lol

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By *ath-N-DelCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow area


"i know times have changed - but i can remember forward rolling down a hill with a box of matches in my pocket !!

Whoosh - thats not a good idea.. "

LOL...done that when they in back pocket and sliding down banister (When i was so much younger) lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Set fife to my bed when I was in it. Had just put a new down duvet and new bed linen on it too. had a lit tea candle and the duvet touched it, soaked up the wax which ran onto the bed and set light to the duvet cover sheets and pillows. Fortunately they were all feather.

It was the crackling sound that woke me, and my hair was singeing ..... leap't out the bed rolled it all into itself in a ball and chucked it out the french doors onto the deck outside my bedroom door.

Daughter came downstairs later that morning and asked what was I burning in the fire-grate in my room as it was stinking. The look of horror on her face was a picture.

Strangely it didn't set off any smoke alarms yet the house was hard-wired with loads of them, including one outside my bedroom door.

You fell asleep with a candle burning next to your bed!!!

Lucky escape....

I had a shelf along side my bed which my bed was a lot lower than, but I took pity on my daughter her partner and the baby all tucked up in a normal sized double bed so swapped my larger lower bed with them ..... their bed was higher up and the foot of it closer to the candle on the shelf. bloody hell laine ...you were lucky xx"

I won't tell you about the time titch set fire to the kitchen in the new house .... twice! xxx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I've just burnededed my foot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just burnededed my foot "

.... told you before, wear shoes when stubbing fags on the ground.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"I've just burnededed my foot

.... told you before, wear shoes when stubbing fags on the ground. "

it was on the rug and forgotted I had kicked ma sexy slipper boots aff....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i set fire to my nose once,i'd had an op for sinus trouble and it was packed with cotton wool,so i accidently set fire to it while lighting up a cig..smoking really is bad for ya health lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was using a grinder a couple of years ago and managed to set my trousers on fire. That was a little interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Along with my little sister I decided to set fire to a pile of rubbish from the kitchen bin. We decided to make this little pyre on the living room floor. We had a lovely carpet at the time too. Needless to say my Dad wasn't best pleased...

In my defence I was only 4 at the time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to call the fire brigade as I miss-read the instructions on a pudding, I was sat in the lounge and realised the kitchen was filled with smoke from the microwave. Luckily no fire but I wasn't taking any chances and called them out, it ended up sat on the patio and I had to listen to a lecture on fire health and safety in the home

And I've done a Nebosh health and safety course too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I set fire to the carpet when I was a kid.... advent candles and small children and phone calls do not mix... my mother has never forgotten this!

Also set fire to my friends hair in the 'cigarette lighter, too much hairspray' incident, we were about 13!

Oh and a car, but that was the cars fault

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Toast xx

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

Was doing some welding on my old Range Rover. Finished one bit and sprayed it with underseal. Started doing another bit quite close but didn`t realise that the underseal had over-sprayed onto where I was welding. Underseal caught fire and with the welder still connected to the electricity and switched on (!) proceeded to chuck buckets of water over the fire/welder/etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Racking my brain here....

1979....My mothers kitchen (never let a 10yr old cook chips)!!!!!!!

She wasn't well pleased when she got back from the pub "

Me too! 1980somthing...though this was making toast in the grill but it was full of fat...totally her fault for not washing the grill pan out the mucky bugger...spectacularly did over £900 of damage, and also managed to damage my dads motorbike seat too as i chucked the grillpan outside right onto it lol! That wet tea-towell thing just made it worse!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I set fire to my pillow, and,..... my mates afro!!!! I knew i should have never lit them candles beside the bed! He sat down to chat n moved the pillow to get confy and to chat to me whilst i got ready to go out, next thing whooooofff pillow and back of his head was smoking! Sound terrible but i never laughed so much in all my life! I was shouting fire!!! Fire!!!! Then runing from bedroom to bathroom with a cup of water lol was very very funny and from then on i never light candles next to my bed lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not me but. a friend of mine who renovates old buildings into flats houses had bought a old derelict church,he hired two casual workers young lads , to start the clearout ,he told them to sort out the wood good bad and build a fire and burn the stuff that was no good,and off he went , they did as he said and made good time, however where did they build the fire,,not out side ,because it was a cold day they built it inside ,on a oak wooden floor 12ft high and worse the building still had a sound roof on it .Well should i say did have a roof on it .DUH or what

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By *aceytopWoman
over a year ago

from a town near you

me,when 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My Coleman Dual Fuel Sportster stove!

I was trying to dry it out after it got rained on.

Something must had been blocked, and when it unblocked itself, unbeknown to me, it spit some fuel out over the stove as well as onto the decking, and when I lit it, it went woof!

Quite spectacular! I went indoors to get a wet towel and threw over it.

It was a bit of a shock, however, I believe I dealt with it well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a bit of a mishap in the garage at our old house and ended up having to call the firebrigade. The car wasn't in but the water damage was worse than the fire.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

For the moment the only thing I can remember ever setting fire to accidentally was my friend’s head.

I lit a ciggie whilst standing behind her at the bar. Neither the ciggie or the lighter actually touched her hair…. but she had just been for a perm and it went up like dried kindling soaked in petrol. Despite the flames being so high the barmaid could see them over the top of her head, there was surprisingly little hair loss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the moment the only thing I can remember ever setting fire to accidentally was my friend’s head.

I lit a ciggie whilst standing behind her at the bar. Neither the ciggie or the lighter actually touched her hair…. but she had just been for a perm and it went up like dried kindling soaked in petrol. Despite the flames being so high the barmaid could see them over the top of her head, there was surprisingly little hair loss.

"

I'll bet you were popular lol I do like the surprisingly little hair loss bit it mad me giggle although i shouldn't have.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For the moment the only thing I can remember ever setting fire to accidentally was my friend’s head.

I lit a ciggie whilst standing behind her at the bar. Neither the ciggie or the lighter actually touched her hair…. but she had just been for a perm and it went up like dried kindling soaked in petrol. Despite the flames being so high the barmaid could see them over the top of her head, there was surprisingly little hair loss.

"

Stand well back and light blue touchpaper!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put nimble bread in the toaster once, next thing i know the toaster was on fire!

I have also put metal in the microwave (i was quite young i hasten to add)

Mat on the other hand.. the last thing he set fire to was a few weeks ago. He set fire to his lab bench with a chemical that ignites when exposed to air... i worry about him sometimes

Sarah xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"thinking about it my fingers have gone up a few times after ive filled my zippo up "
yeah me finger tips, for the same reason..oh, and me jogging bottoms at the same time, with the fag ash.....a wonder i'm here at all really.

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