FabSwingers.com forum: Advice needed.

By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

My slippers stink. Really stink. I mean like green gas eye wateringly stink.

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Might be time for new slippers. Unless you like the smell

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Might be time for new slippers. Unless you like the smell "

I have new slippers. I have lots of slippers. I wear the stinky ones tho. I don't like the smell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pop a dry tea bag in overnight.

You're welcome

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Pop a dry tea bag in overnight.

You're welcome

Or get P to trump near them - they'll smell so much better by comparison

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Chuck 'em in the washing machine

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Simply pop them in the microwave and heat on full power for about twenty minutes; Problem solved

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Pop a dry tea bag in overnight.

You're welcome

Look. No laughing when I come back on and look at you like this

cos im gonna try that now.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Chuck 'em in the washing machine

I do. They are okay for a day or two then the stink comes back.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Febreze?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I don't think any of you are taking this seriously enough ...... it's a major issue !

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Febreze?"

Bless you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chuck em in a light wash, line dry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pop a dry tea bag in overnight.

You're welcome

Or get P to trump near them - they'll smell so much better by comparison

you swine

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Simply pop them in the microwave and heat on full power for about twenty minutes; Problem solved

I've heard of sharing but really ?

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Wash , dry, sprinkle bicarbonate of soda in them and leave for a few days.

If still stinky they have to go

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

Cover them with plastic bags then tape up the tops

Do that with dead bodies

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By *oney to the beeWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Its what you are putting them thats making them smell I would suggest washing your feet then washing your slippers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pop a dry tea bag in overnight.

You're welcome

Look. No laughing when I come back on and look at you like this

cos im gonna try that now."

I'm not shitting ya G-Crumps, I saw it on "this morning" yesterday when they were talking about spring cleaning and getting rid of stinks. Granted it was a pair of trainers but I don't believe your slippers are the equivalent to a bucket load of horse shit so it's gotta be worth a go.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Cover them with plastic bags then tape up the tops

Do that with dead bodies"

While im wearing them?

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

"Cover them with plastic bags then tape up the tops

Do that with dead bodies

While im wearing them?"

Yes granny

Tie some magic trees to them too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe it's your feet?

Try a bath, with your slippers on.....

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By *ream3.14159Man
over a year ago

Here & there

"Simply pop them in the microwave and heat on full power for about twenty minutes; Problem solved

That's what I did to mine but they were still inedible

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Pop a dry tea bag in overnight.

You're welcome

I read that on the Mrs Hinch Facebook page the other day,my daughters shoes honk I need to try it one day.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Baking soda works in fridges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pop a dry tea bag in overnight.

You're welcome

I read that on the Mrs Hinch Facebook page the other day,my daughters shoes honk I need to try it one day."

Does it not make your tea taste funny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps give up wearing slippers altogether? It's much healthier to go barefoot whenever you can

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

My ex hubby's work boots stank, steel soles & toecaps made his feet very sweaty.

I wouldn't have them in the house, so he'd leave them in the porch - even worse!

I used to fill them with cat litter every night & empty them in the morning.

He actually believed his feet had stopped smelling!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang car air freshners of the tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried bathing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Baking soda works in fridges"

Have you tried walking in a pair of fridges?

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By *ak777Man
over a year ago

shaw

don.t put your feet in a microwave.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Pop a dry tea bag in overnight.

You're welcome

I read that on the Mrs Hinch Facebook page the other day,my daughters shoes honk I need to try it one day.

Does it not make your tea taste funny?

I'll let you know about that.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"don.t put your feet in a microwave."

Now you tell me .....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

My feet are washed twice daily ....... my feet do not pen and ink ......

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"My ex hubby's work boots stank, steel soles & toecaps made his feet very sweaty.

I wouldn't have them in the house, so he'd leave them in the porch - even worse!

I used to fill them with cat litter every night & empty them in the morning.

He actually believed his feet had stopped smelling! "

Was that used cat litter or new? Just wondering if the magic ingredient is the cat pee or the litter

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By *ak777Man
over a year ago

shaw

seriously though send them to a cheese dairy your slippers not your feet.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I want it on record that I am at this very moment .........

T bagging

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

. This is my favourite kind of thread. Some of the answers make me

Throw your slippers away or make soup from them. It's time Granny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fund a scientific research team to investigate the small particles of odour molecules that form in the slipper area. Establish a fully kitted out laboratory to investigate the problem. Then employ a designated team of chemical engineers to retrofit a odour elimination system within the slipper hood that targets the aforementioned particles with tiny lasers. The previous mentioned system should also realise minuscule perfume mines that explode at regular intervals in a release of pleasant smells.

Afterwards buy off the appropriate investigating body so that it only gets fabricated for your slippers alone.

Investigate mass production usage and then suppress that unless you want to make billions from the smelly slipper masses. Serious enough?

You're welcome Granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want it on record that I am at this very moment .........

T bagging

Yaaaaaay

*prays it works*

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Chop off your feet and then you won't need to wear the slippers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would advise you to burn them. But I'm a fully paid up member of the League of Retired Slippers Brigade.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chop off your feet and then you won't need to wear the slippers.

What will people buy her for Christmas?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I would advise you to burn them. But I'm a fully paid up member of the League of Retired Slippers Brigade."

I noticed that you have gone socks now.

I wear bamboo flipflops as slippers. No smelly slippers.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Chop off your feet and then you won't need to wear the slippers.

What will people buy her for Christmas?"

Gloves and scarves. Or hankies. She's a granny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy new. All slippers eventually stink unless u don’t wear ‘em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put them in the washer

Mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you wear them without socks? I used to and that was the problem. Now I always wear socks with them and they don't smell

L. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old Japanese solution to this - put a sage leaf in each slipper.

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By *acko9568Man
over a year ago

saltburn

"Its what you are putting them thats making them smell I would suggest washing your feet then washing your slippers. "

You certainly hit the (toe) nail on the head. Maybe washing socks more often than St George’s day might help too?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I want it on record that I am at this very moment .........

T bagging

Report back won't you,I don't know if it's a case that if they're extra stinky it may take a couple of day's with a fresh tea bag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy new ones cheap enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would advise you to burn them. But I'm a fully paid up member of the League of Retired Slippers Brigade.

I noticed that you have gone socks now.

I wear bamboo flipflops as slippers. No smelly slippers.

I retired my slippers on the grounds of health and safety. I kept slipping down the stairs in them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take them to the garden, and set fire to them.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Put them in the washer

Mrscxxx "

They've got T bags in them...... 5 in each.....

They did pen n ink .....

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

If it was just as simple as getting rid .... i'd do that. I've got brand new boot slippers x 2 upstairs in boxes and tons of 'summer' slippers.... but my stinky ones are like skin .... bulky duvet space boots and ive never been warmer.

Don't think i'd get through next winter without em .. soles are off too now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fund a scientific research team to investigate the small particles of odour molecules that form in the slipper area. Establish a fully kitted out laboratory to investigate the problem. Then employ a designated team of chemical engineers to retrofit a odour elimination system within the slipper hood that targets the aforementioned particles with tiny lasers. The previous mentioned system should also realise minuscule perfume mines that explode at regular intervals in a release of pleasant smells.

Afterwards buy off the appropriate investigating body so that it only gets fabricated for your slippers alone.

Investigate mass production usage and then suppress that unless you want to make billions from the smelly slipper masses. Serious enough?

You're welcome Granny

You in the market for a new job Wolfe?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I feel this may go the same way as the famous curtain pole problem.

People will submit 174 plausible solutions before Granny simply announces "I've fixed it".

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

No stingly, I read every piece of advice carefully.

I SWEAR my slippers on on the kitchen window ledge with 5 tea bags in each.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No stingly, I read every piece of advice carefully.

I SWEAR my slippers on on the kitchen window ledge with 5 tea bags in each."

If it doesn't work I think you should sue "This Morning" for fibbing and time wasting

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

5 tea bags?! Bloody hell if that doesn't work then bin them or put up with the stench.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"5 tea bags?! Bloody hell if that doesn't work then bin them or put up with the stench."

Well I like a strong cuppa ..... less than five in a size 7....... hmmmmm nah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If it was just as simple as getting rid .... i'd do that. I've got brand new boot slippers x 2 upstairs in boxes and tons of 'summer' slippers.... but my stinky ones are like skin .... bulky duvet space boots and ive never been warmer.

Don't think i'd get through next winter without em .. soles are off too now.

People just don't get how we can get attached to a pair of slippers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it matter what make of tea bags you use?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Does it matter what make of tea bags you use?"

ooer ..... just plain bog standard P.G.'s ...

Maybe I should have gone for the Earl Greys......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it matter what make of tea bags you use?

ooer ..... just plain bog standard P.G.'s ...

Maybe I should have gone for the Earl Greys......"

Earl Grey do tea bags?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it matter what make of tea bags you use?

ooer ..... just plain bog standard P.G.'s ...

Maybe I should have gone for the Earl Greys......

Earl Grey do tea bags? "

Apparently they do

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"My slippers stink. Really stink. I mean like green gas eye wateringly stink. "

Good grief Granny, you could make a fortune out of those.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it matter what make of tea bags you use?

ooer ..... just plain bog standard P.G.'s ...

Maybe I should have gone for the Earl Greys......"

I was thinking a lemon tea.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"My slippers stink. Really stink. I mean like green gas eye wateringly stink.

Good grief Granny, you could make a fortune out of those."

I thought that was knickers ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Does it matter what make of tea bags you use?

ooer ..... just plain bog standard P.G.'s ...

Maybe I should have gone for the Earl Greys......

I was thinking a lemon tea."

I don't want to be going round smelling like a bucket of Flash

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'd use Sodium bicarbonate on them - a good dousing, for a few hours. It absorbs most smells

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

"My slippers stink. Really stink. I mean like green gas eye wateringly stink.

Good grief Granny, you could make a fortune out of those.

I thought that was knickers ?"

...and feet. Take pictures of you wearing them. Bare and stockinged feet too. They love 'em, the smellier the better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No stingly, I read every piece of advice carefully.

I SWEAR my slippers on on the kitchen window ledge with 5 tea bags in each."

How do they smell now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No stingly, I read every piece of advice carefully.

I SWEAR my slippers on on the kitchen window ledge with 5 tea bags in each.

How do they smell now?"

I'm also curious as to how the de-stinking process is coming along

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Buy new slippers. Remove hard skin from feet daily with a foot file from the Bodyshop then rub in body butter.

Hey presto. Your feet will smell lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No stingly, I read every piece of advice carefully.

I SWEAR my slippers on on the kitchen window ledge with 5 tea bags in each.

How do they smell now?

I'm also curious as to how the de-stinking process is coming along

I have teabags poised and ready for action.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well well! I never had so many Fabbers down as slipper-wearers

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"My slippers stink. Really stink. I mean like green gas eye wateringly stink.

Good grief Granny, you could make a fortune out of those."

You can smell them from Bristol?

Fuck I'm glad I've got the windows closed......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afterwards buy off the appropriate investigating body so that it only gets fabricated for your slippers alone.

Investigate mass production usage and then suppress that unless you want to make billions from the smelly slipper masses. Serious enough?

You're welcome Granny

You in the market for a new job Wolfe?"

;-) it may well be my normal job my friend

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Buy new slippers. Remove hard skin from feet daily with a foot file from the Bodyshop then rub in body butter.

Hey presto. Your feet will smell lovely."

My feet do smell lovely. My slippers stink ! or stinked.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"No stingly, I read every piece of advice carefully.

I SWEAR my slippers on on the kitchen window ledge with 5 tea bags in each.

How do they smell now?

I'm also curious as to how the de-stinking process is coming along

Well ..... I keep niffing them and they niff of tea bags...

Tomorrow will tell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No stingly, I read every piece of advice carefully.

I SWEAR my slippers on on the kitchen window ledge with 5 tea bags in each.

How do they smell now?

I'm also curious as to how the de-stinking process is coming along

Well ..... I keep niffing them and they niff of tea bags...

Tomorrow will tell"

Ruth and Eamon are in so much shit if it doesn't work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did it work?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Did it work?

You beat me to it.

Update needed Granny.

On the strength of the tea bag advice I bought shares in APG tips.

I'm hoping to have made a mint....

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Did it work?

You beat me to it.

Update needed Granny.

On the strength of the tea bag advice I bought shares in APG tips.

I'm hoping to have made a mint...."

Mint tea?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Oh dear time to let them go and break a new pair in.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Did the stink render Granny speechless?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did the stink render Granny speechless?

Or unconscious.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Did the stink render Granny speechless?

Or unconscious.

Meals on Wheels will give us an update later.....

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By *eeroybrownMan
over a year ago

aldershot

Sell them on ebay.

I bet there's somebody out there with a kink for slippers that stink

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Well did the teabags work,someone go and knock on her door?

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Well did the teabags work,someone go and knock on her door?"

Granny is currently busy trying to get rid of all the men on Fab.

She might be snuffing them out with her slippers.....

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Well did the teabags work,someone go and knock on her door?

Granny is currently busy trying to get rid of all the men on Fab.

She might be snuffing them out with her slippers....."

She may just be too embarrassed, she used 5 teabags it may not have worked. Her slippers probably walked to the bin themselves in absolute disgust.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"My slippers stink. Really stink. I mean like green gas eye wateringly stink. "

Fill them with baking powder overnight.

Next morning either hoover them,or make them into pancakes....the choice is yours.

It works on trainers.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Chuck 'em in the washing machine

I do. They are okay for a day or two then the stink comes back."

You need to upgrade your choice of washing powder then, or decide whether a rinse only is the most sensible option

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

It worked BUT i haven't worn them yet

I said it worked yesterday when I said me tea tasted funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What we have here is a perfect example of an easy going woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My slippers stink. Really stink. I mean like green gas eye wateringly stink.

Fill them with baking powder overnight.

Next morning either hoover them,or make them into pancakes....the choice is yours.

It works on trainers."

You make pancakes out of trainers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My slippers stink. Really stink. I mean like green gas eye wateringly stink.

Fill them with baking powder overnight.

Next morning either hoover them,or make them into pancakes....the choice is yours.

It works on trainers.

You make pancakes out of trainers?

Excuse me young lady??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My slippers stink. Really stink. I mean like green gas eye wateringly stink.

Fill them with baking powder overnight.

Next morning either hoover them,or make them into pancakes....the choice is yours.

It works on trainers.

You make pancakes out of trainers?

Excuse me young lady??

Do you two no each other?

Mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My slippers stink. Really stink. I mean like green gas eye wateringly stink.

Fill them with baking powder overnight.

Next morning either hoover them,or make them into pancakes....the choice is yours.

It works on trainers.

You make pancakes out of trainers?

Excuse me young lady??

Do you two no each other?

Mrscxxx "

Know***

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Pendantic Granpa or what !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pendantic Granpa or what !"

Them millennials & Generation Z can't even get words right!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"My slippers stink. Really stink. I mean like green gas eye wateringly stink.

Fill them with baking powder overnight.

Next morning either hoover them,or make them into pancakes....the choice is yours.

It works on trainers.

You make pancakes out of trainers?

Excuse me young lady??

Do you two no each other?

Mrscxxx

Know***"

Everyone's gotta love a Grammar Nazi on here

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over a year ago

"My slippers stink. Really stink. I mean like green gas eye wateringly stink.

Fill them with baking powder overnight.

Next morning either hoover them,or make them into pancakes....the choice is yours.

It works on trainers.

You make pancakes out of trainers?

Excuse me young lady??

Do you two no each other?

Mrscxxx

Know***"

Oh no the grammar nazis have hit fab yes I am a millennium but not stupid

Mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My slippers stink. Really stink. I mean like green gas eye wateringly stink.

Fill them with baking powder overnight.

Next morning either hoover them,or make them into pancakes....the choice is yours.

It works on trainers.

You make pancakes out of trainers?

Excuse me young lady??

Do you two no each other?

Mrscxxx

Know***

Oh no the grammar nazis have hit fab yes I am a millennium but not stupid

Mrscxxx "

Same thing

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Oh no the grammar nazis have hit fab yes I am a millennium but not stupid

Mrscxxx

Same thing "

Crikey, you "know" how to make an impression

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm no it’s not it’s the generation i was born into I can’t help that but hey I’m happy

Mrscxxx

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

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"My slippers stink. Really stink. I mean like green gas eye wateringly stink.

Fill them with baking powder overnight.

Next morning either hoover them,or make them into pancakes....the choice is yours.

It works on trainers.

You make pancakes out of trainers?

My ex s pancakes tasted and looked like old trainers

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