FabSwingers.com forum: Best film lines ever

By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

I've just finished watching The Lord of the Rings (yes again) and the line "I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you." always gets me.

Which line for you is, in your opinion, the best line from a film?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Hell of a thing, killin' a man, you take away all he's got and all he's ever gonna have' - William Munny (Unforgiven).

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By *inell1Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

One girl I drove through 3 states wearing her head as a hat....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do u knowwhat nemesis means

I righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent personified in this case by an orrible cunt me

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... All of these moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s no use going back to yesterday, because I was a different person then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would have followed you, my brother... My captain... My king

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

Sorry for the length but damn chilling to say before the resulting action lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... All of these moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die." "

Love this scene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I am your father

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I would have followed you, my brother... My captain... My king

Too soon, too soon...

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off"

Classic.

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

""I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... All of these moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die." "

Ah, of course...

"I've seen things that you wouldn't believe..."

I use that line whenever I talk about club visits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know what you’re thinking. “Did he fire six shots or only five?” Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you’ve gotta ask yourself one question: “Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya, punk?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Life is like a box of chocolates.....

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Possibly an obscure one but Toni Colette has a line in Velvet Goldmine which I never forgot

‘It’s funny how beautiful people are when they’re walking out the door’

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By *punkymonkey40Man
over a year ago

derby

"I've just finished watching The Lord of the Rings (yes again) and the line "I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you." always gets me.

Which line for you is, in your opinion, the best line from a film? "

Remember that in the cinema, and I think is the only film I saw where everyone stood up and clapped. Normally everyone just gets up and leave.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Seaside Sussex

Secret agent at rendezvous with blind practical jokes, novelties and party tricks seller:

as the blind contact walks away. .

"Wait! « stoops to pick up something from the pavement» You forgot your phoney dog poo!".

Blind jokes, novelties and party tricks seller:

"..... what phoney dog poo?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would have followed you, my brother... My captain... My king

Too soon, too soon... "

It breaks my heart. Every time.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I would have followed you, my brother... My captain... My king

Too soon, too soon...

It breaks my heart. Every time. "

Err..what was the film?

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

"Possibly an obscure one but Toni Colette has a line in Velvet Goldmine which I never forgot

‘It’s funny how beautiful people are when they’re walking out the door’

Mrs was in that, very, very briefly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Point break , Jonny Utah,

“Cut my first tube this morning,, sir”

When asked if he had done anything significant today in relation to the ex presidents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not underestimate the power of the darkside...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feel the Rhythm! Feel theRhyme! Get on up, it's bobsled time! Cool Runnings!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"

Or the lesser known quote same film

"There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours"

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

""I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... All of these moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

Ah, of course...

"I've seen things that you wouldn't believe..."

I use that line whenever I talk about club visits. "

My Fab inbox, ha.

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By *punkymonkey40Man
over a year ago

derby

To many to think of

Come with me if you want to live - terminator 2

Do you feel lucky punk, well do you - dirty harry

I kick ass for the lord - brain dead

Groovy - Amy of darkness

First you want to kill me, then you want to kiss me...blow - army of darkness

Listen up you primitive screw heads, this is my broomstick - army of darkness

I think we need a bigger boat - jaws

Don't push it - first blood ( he never said don't push me)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spaceballs "We aint found shit!"

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I would have followed you, my brother... My captain... My king

Too soon, too soon...

It breaks my heart. Every time.

Err..what was the film?

Boromirs dying line in the fellowship of the ring (the first LOTR film)

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

""I've seen things you people wouldn't believe... All of these moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die."

Ah, of course...

"I've seen things that you wouldn't believe..."

I use that line whenever I talk about club visits.

My Fab inbox, ha. "

Oh trust me, I get some sights in mine too!

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By *punkymonkey40Man
over a year ago

derby

Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn - gone with the wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"

Or the lesser known quote same film

"There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours""

one of the best films ever made!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would have followed you, my brother... My captain... My king

Too soon, too soon...

It breaks my heart. Every time.

Err..what was the film?

Lord of The Rings when Boromir is about to die. (I need gold membership for tears).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"" Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!"

Or the lesser known quote same film

"There’s a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours"

one of the best films ever made!"

Indeed

plus Andre The Giant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know what your thinkin did i fire 5 shots or did i fire 6 Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I've kinda lost track myself but seen as this is a 44 magnum the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off you got to ask yourself 1 question do i feel lucky

Well

Do ya punk

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

guns for show, knives for a pro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Louis, this could be the start of a beautiful friendship”

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I would have followed you, my brother... My captain... My king

Too soon, too soon...

It breaks my heart. Every time.

Err..what was the film?

Lord of The Rings when Boromir is about to die. (I need gold membership for tears)."

Arrgghh...how did I not know that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wendy? Darling? Light, of my life. I'm not gonna hurt ya. You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in!"

Ah The Shining! Creepy arse film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a lead farmer motherfucker!"

"Man I don't drop character till I done the dvd commentary"

"I'm talking scorched earth motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!"

Just finished watching Tropic Thunder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Point break , Jonny Utah,

“Cut my first tube this morning,, sir”

When asked if he had done anything significant today in relation to the ex presidents "

Probably one of my top 3 films. "I am an FBI agent!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I'm a lead farmer motherfucker!"

"Man I don't drop character till I done the dvd commentary"

"I'm talking scorched earth motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!"

Just finished watching Tropic Thunder

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i meant to download that after watching pointless awesome film

What do u mean you people

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“You’re sending the wolf, shittttt yeaaaaa, that’s all you had to say”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the day of my judgment, when I stand before God, and He asks me why did I kill one of his true miracles, what am I gonna say? That it was my job? My job? Green mile one of many great lines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I'm a lead farmer motherfucker!"

"Man I don't drop character till I done the dvd commentary"

"I'm talking scorched earth motherfucker! I will massacre you! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!"

Just finished watching Tropic Thunder

i meant to download that after watching pointless awesome film

What do u mean you people

What do You mean you people?

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By *punkymonkey40Man
over a year ago

derby

Wait until Biggus Dickus hears of this

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Carpe diem. Seize the day boys; make your lives extraordinary".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heather locklier hallowed be thy name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex panther they use bits of real panther so you know it must be good, 60% of the time it works everytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once you go black, you gonna need a wheelchair"

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By *azielMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

Fighy Club

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"pretty fucking please, with a cherry on fucking top. Now clean the fucking car"

"release the gimp!"

Pulp Fiction

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How would you like me to make your life a living hell?" "Well Lois, I'm not really ready for a relationship but thank you for asking"

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.

Fighy Club"

"you are not a beautiful and unique snowflake"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“THIS IS MADNESS”

“madness?!..THIS..IS..SPARTA!!!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything from full metal jacket

I bet your the kind of guy that would fuck a man in the ass and not have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just finished watching The Lord of the Rings (yes again) and the line "I can't carry it for you, but I can carry you." always gets me.

Which line for you is, in your opinion, the best line from a film? "

Aww you soppy old thing

"Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times. If one only remembers to turn on the light."

Albus Dumbledore.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""How would you like me to make your life a living hell?" "Well Lois, I'm not really ready for a relationship but thank you for asking" "

Laces out

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"surely you can't be serious?"

"I a serious, and don't call me Shirley."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lisa : What are you gonna do?

Creasy : What I do best. I'm gonna kill 'em. Anyone that was involved. Anybody who profited from it. Anybody who opens their eyes at me.

Lisa : [Whispering] You kill 'em all.

Man On Fire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“He’s not the messiah”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""surely you can't be serious?"

"I a serious, and don't call me Shirley." "
whats your vector victor

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham

Wonder what took her so long to get mad

Maybe cos you didn't go back for more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First line from green mile made me sob, this one still tickles me l want a fried chicken dinner with gravy on the side , I want to shit in your hat and I want mae west to sit on my face because I am one horny motherfucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“There should be no boundaries to human endeavour. We are all different. However bad life may seem, there is always something you can do, and succeed at. While there’s life, there is hope.”

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham

"Damn funny sounds like a train in the distance" from zulu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Badges? We need no stinking badges!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you've got to ask yourself one question..."do I feel lucky?"...well do you punk..

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

""surely you can't be serious?"

"I a serious, and don't call me Shirley." "

"do you like gladiator movies?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been waiting for you obi wan

We meet again at last

The circle is now complete when i last met you i was but the learner now i am the master

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

""surely you can't be serious?"

"I a serious, and don't call me Shirley."

"do you like gladiator movies?" "

"have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"Badges? We need no stinking badges!"

One of my all time favourite movies!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

""surely you can't be serious?"

"I a serious, and don't call me Shirley."

"do you like gladiator movies?"

"have you ever seen a grown man naked?" "

"Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?"

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

""surely you can't be serious?"

"I a serious, and don't call me Shirley."

"do you like gladiator movies?"

"have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

"Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?"

That film is so very wrong but still so very funny

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

""surely you can't be serious?"

"I a serious, and don't call me Shirley."

"do you like gladiator movies?"

"have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

"Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?"

That film is so very wrong but still so very funny"

I love it

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By *azielMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Love this thread

"Ejecto seato cuz!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get those mother f##king snakes off that mother f##king plane

Can't remember what film it's from tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What have you done Tyrone? ... Yes Tyrone , what have you done? ..

You can park a fucking jumbo jet in that!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You got red on you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get those mother f##king snakes off that mother f##king plane

Can't remember what film it's from tho

Has to be the coolest man on the planet!

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coach Carter: Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us. Your playing small does not serve the world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I'm all out of bubblegum.

They Live.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay, look, I think we got off on the wrong foot here.

Erin Brockovich: That's all you got, lady. Two wrong feet in fucking ugly shoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here and we want them now!

(Withnail and I)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here and we want them now!

(Withnail and I) "

Monty you terrible cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grandma:"Ashtray, you bitch ass motherfucker. Come over here and give your grandma a hug. You still wearing them Jimmy hats like grandma gave you?"

Ashtray:"Yes grandma. How are you?"

Grandma:"Oh my stinky ass is alright, apart from some arthritis in my trigger finger. That beating the police gave me didn't slow me down a bit. I can still stick and move. Come on motherfucker, gimme your best shot"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""surely you can't be serious?"

"I a serious, and don't call me Shirley."

"do you like gladiator movies?"

"have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

"Have you ever been to a Turkish prison?"

That film is so very wrong but still so very funny

I love it

Striker! Striker! Striker! - in the background a bloke shrugs his shoulders and then punches a woman in the face

What a pisser!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nuke it from above........geeks will know this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty much every line that comes out of Gunnery Sgt. Hartman's mouth in full metal jacket but seeing this is fab:

"I bet you're the kind of guy that would f-ck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster - Goodfellas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm funny how ? Like a clown? I amuse you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Just walk away' - The Great Humungous in Mad Max 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would have followed you, my brother... My captain... My king

Too soon, too soon...

It breaks my heart. Every time.

Err..what was the film?

Lord of The Rings when Boromir is about to die. (I need gold membership for tears).

Arrgghh...how did I not know that?

I had to google it myself. Shhh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are in more need of a Blowjob than any other White man in History.

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By *utty_JiggleCouple
over a year ago

Black Country

Henry: You're a pistol! You're really funny. You're really funny!

Tommy: What do you mean I'm funny?

Henry: It's funny, you know. It's a good story, it's funny, you're a funny guy!

Tommy: [dangerously] What do you mean? You mean the way I talk? What?

[Everyone becomes quiet]

Henry: It's just, you know, you're just funny. It's funny, the way you tell the story and everything.

Tommy: Funny how? I mean, what's funny about it?

Anthony: Tommy, no, you got it all wrong —

Tommy: Oh, oh, Anthony. He's a big boy, he knows what he said. [to Henry] What did ya say? Funny how?

Anthony: You're right.

Henry: Just —

Tommy: What?

Henry: Just, ya know, you're funny.

Tommy: You mean, let me understand this, 'cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how? I mean funny like I'm a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny? Funny how? How am I funny?

Henry: Just... you know, how you tell the story — what?

Tommy: No, no, I don't know. You said it! How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny? What the fuck is so funny about me?! Tell me, tell me what's funny!

[Long pause]

Henry: Get the fuck out of here, Tommy!

[Everyone laughs]

Tommy: Ya motherfucker! I almost had him, I almost had him! You stuttering prick, you! Frankie, was he shaking? I wonder about you sometimes, Henry. You may fold under questioning!

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By *alifaxsiMan
over a year ago

Halifax

'He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy'

'Out of the door, one cross each, line on the left'

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham

"you've got to ask yourself one question..."do I feel lucky?"...well do you punk.."
make my day

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

The book without pages. Open before you, all around us. You can see it in bits and pieces,for if mortal men were to see it whole and all complete in a single glance, why, it would burn him to cinders.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Shut the fuck up Donny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That's pride fucking with you. Fuck pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps."

I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So if I asked you about art you’d probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo? You know a lot about him. Life’s work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientation, the whole works, right? But I bet you can’t tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You’ve never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling. Seen that.

If I asked you about women you’d probably give me a syllabus of your personal favorites. You may have even been laid a few times. But you can’t tell me what it feels like to wake up next to a woman and feel truly happy.

You’re a tough kid. I ask you about war, and you’d probably, uh, throw Shakespeare at me, right? “Once more into the breach, dear friends.” But you’ve never been near one. You’ve never held your best friend’s head in your lap and watched him gasp his last breath, looking to you for help.

And if I asked you about love you probably quote me a sonnet. But you’ve never looked at a woman and been totally vulnerable. Known someone could level you with her eyes. Feeling like! God put an angel on earth just for you…who could rescue you from the depths of hell.

And you wouldn’t know what it’s like to be her angel and to have that love for her to be there forever. Through anything. Through cancer. You wouldn’t know about sleeping sitting up in a hospital room for two months holding her hand because the doctors could see in your eyes that the term "visiting hours" doesn't apply to you. You don’t know about real loss, because that only occurs when you love something more than you love yourself. I doubt you’ve ever dared to love anybody that much.

I look at you; I don’t see an intelligent, confident man; I see a cocky, scared shitless kid. But you’re a genius, Will. No one denies that. No one could possibly understand the depths of you. But you presume to know everything about me because you saw a painting of mine and you ripped my fuckin’ life apart. You’re an orphan right? Do you think I’d know the first thing about how hard your life has been, how you feel, who you are because I read Oliver Twist? Does that encapsulate you?

Personally, I don’t give a shit about all that, because you know what? I can’t learn anything from you I can’t read in some fuckin’ book. Unless you wanna talk about you, who you are. And I’m fascinated. I’m in. But you don’t wanna do that, do you, sport? You’re terrified of what you might say. Your move, chief.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So if I asked you about art you’d probably give me the skinny on every art book ever written. Michelangelo? You know a lot about him. Life’s work, political aspirations, him and the pope, sexual orientation, the whole works, right? But I bet you can’t tell me what it smells like in the Sistine Chapel. You’ve never actually stood there and looked up at that beautiful ceiling. Seen that.

Good Will Hunting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good Will Hunting?"

Yep, great film, Robin Williams was awesome in it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do u knowwhat nemesis means

I righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent personified in this case by an orrible cunt...

me "

Bingo this is my favourite line ever in any film... and to top it all off he’s my cousins uncle

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By *exyfuncouple-40Couple
over a year ago

Bloxham

Dennis hopper to Christopher walken in true romance great dialogue between the two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ezekiel 25:17 (according to Jules):

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good Will Hunting?

Yep, great film, Robin Williams was awesome in it."

As I read it I could see him saying it. One of my favourite actors.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The thread is about a line .. not the whole movie dialogue

As per se I'll quote Cool hand Luke.

"What we've got here , is the failure to communicate "

( which probably most men will agree is the attitude of most women on fab too )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who's she talking about,old queen who? The Ladykillers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe what doesn't kill you, only makes you..stranger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"of my friend,i can only say this,of all the souls i have encountered in my travels his was the most... human".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll make you famous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's in the box"??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take your stinking paws off me you dammed dirty APE".

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Love this new take on an old classic... Biting and so true

"Choose designer lingerie, in the vain hope of kicking some life back into a dead relationship. Choose handbags, choose high-heeled shoes, cashmere and silk, to make yourself feel what passes for happy. Choose an iPhone made in China by a woman who jumped out of a window and stick it in the pocket of your jacket fresh from a South-Asian firetrap. Choose Facebook, Twitter, Snapchat, Instagram and a thousand others ways to spew your bile across people you've never met. Choose updating your profile, tell the world what you had for breakfast and hope that someone, somewhere cares. Choose looking up old flames, desperate to believe that you don't look as bad as they do. Choose live-blogging, from your first wank till your last breath; human interaction reduced to nothing more than data. Choose ten thing you never knew about celebrities who've had surgery. Choose screaming about abortion, choose r*** jokes, slut-shaming, revenge porn and an endless tide of depressing misogyny. Choose 9/11 never happened, and if it did, it was the Jews. Choose a zero-hour contract and a two hour journey to work, and choose the same for your kids, only worse, and maybe tell yourself that it's better that they never happened. And then sit back and smother the pain with an unknown dose of an unknown drug made in somebody's? fucking kitchen. Choose unfulfilled promise and wishing you'd done it all differently. Choose never learning from your own mistakes. Choose watching history repeat itself. Choose the slow reconciliation towards what you can get, rather than what you always hoped for. Settle for less and keep a brave face on it. Choose disappointment and choose losing the ones you love then as they? fall from view, a piece of you dies with them until you can see? that one day in the future, piece by piece they will? be all gone and there will be nothing left of you to call alive or dead. Choose your future, Veronica. Choose life"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From a film

Drop your linen and stop your grinning. Found em.

From tv.

If your don't shut your cunt mouth I'm going to have to eat every fucking chicken I'm this room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm a blast from the past."

"You should have stayed there blondie!"

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By *ornybarMan
over a year ago

clonmel

“Got to get busy living or get busy dying”

The Shawshank redemption

Love the line. It’s my motto in life

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

"Face it girls. I'm older and I got more insurance."

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham

"Excuse me captain but can you fly"

"nope never had a lesson"

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

A Sherman can give you a very nice...... edge.

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham

"A Sherman can give you a very nice...... edge."

"what's, the paint for?"

"it's for making pretty pictures"

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By *tace 309TV/TS
over a year ago

durham

We stick this bit of pipe on the end of the gun. It makes the Germans think hey we've got a 90mm gun instead of a 70mm

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"A Sherman can give you a very nice...... edge.

"what's, the paint for?"

"it's for making pretty pictures" "

To a New Yorker like you, a hero is some type of weird sandwich, not some nut who takes on three tigers.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'll be back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go sell Crazy some place else, we’re all stocked up here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

People argue whether it's we're or you're but either way it's a classic.

"You're gonna need a bigger boat"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are not the man I knew 10 years ago

It’s not the years, it’s the mileage!!!

Love this quote it’s so me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Charlie don’t surf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[typed] All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy...

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By *layfulpairsxCouple
over a year ago

Southend

As much use as a cock-flavoured lollipop. Dodgeball

Look how she moves. That's just like Jell-O on springs. Some like it hot.

When a finger points away to the moon do not concentrate on the finger or you will miss all that heavenly glory. Enter the Dragon.

By Grabthar's hammer you shall be avenged-I went to RADA you know. Galaxy Quest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man"I fought the war for your sort"

Ringo"I bet you're sorry you won"

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By *azielMan
over a year ago

Midlands

Jut put your lips together and blow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maximum.

"At my signal, unleash hell!"

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Aliens and Starship Troopers are chock full of memorable one liners

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By *uckOfTheBayMan
over a year ago

Mold

"Have you ever picked your feet in Poughkeepsie?"

French Connection

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

From now on, nothing goes down unless I'm involved. No blackjack no dope deals, no nothing. A nickel bag gets sold in the park, I want in. You guys got fat while everybody starved on the street. Now it's my turn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're an emotional fucking cripple. Your soul is dog shit. Every single fucking thing about you is ugly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Home alone

Keep the change you filthy animal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do it Sandy....I'd do it for you..

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By *ictoriaathomeTV/TS
over a year ago

Huddersfield

'It's good to know if the space programme fails you could always get a job in Helgas House of Pain'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely you can't be serious... I am serious and don't call me Shirley

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By *V-AliceTV/TS
over a year ago

Ayr

If you touch me, he dies.

If you're not in the air in 30 seconds, he dies.

If you come back in, he dies.

Best ultimatum ever.

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