FabSwingers.com forum: Cool as a cucumber?

By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

I was going to post this as a binary thread but clearly people are more complex.

So, you fancy someone/they make your cock chunky/your quim quiver.

How do you express that? Are you the sort to play it cool? Go in full guns blazing? Mockingly flirt with them? Test the waters with a light

every now and again?

Are you the sort who prefers the unavailability for safety or do you like people to declare their desire to fuck you to all and sundry?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I just assume they wouldn't feel the same so look for tangible indications they feel the same. Then I declare and hope for the best.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I just hope and pray they feel the same and wait for them to show interest,unless it's on here then my little devil appears on my shoulder.

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over a year ago

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I don’t express it. I just admire from afar and hope they mind read, like me and message me.

It’s not very pro active on my part i’m aware.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would differ between the person surely. If you have alot in common then use that in your favour.

I met my ex on an online site and we flirted by using shit puns and film references which to us was hilarious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't really know. I never considered myself flirtatious until several people pointed it out.

But to actually express interest in someone, I either don't or I hide behind poetry.

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

It would be a little easier if the ladies sent a wink or a message if they like the look of you as alot of it on the forums can be mistaken as light hearted fun

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I summoned my latest muse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t express it. I just admire from afar and hope they mind read, like me and message me.

It’s not very pro active on my part i’m aware.

. This is me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll flirt and hope they flirt back and then I'll hint at the possibility of a get together and hope I don't get shot down. If I make it as far as a social then I'll dress to impress, flirt more and try to make them laugh in the hope that touching their funny bone might lead to them touching my "funny bone"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m just far too shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That will depend on where I meet them and how long we are talking for.

I chat in person and look for signs. I can usually tell when someone is interested in me, and if I'm interested in them I let them know.

Now, the problem is, not knowing what they want from me.

I don't want to give someone the come on in a pub or bar, and all they want is a blow job in an alley.

So, that has to be something I need to think about before giving the come on.

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Never presume anything will come from any contact on here. Banter flirty and laughs are always the safest way. If something more developes then it's a bonus.

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"I just assume they wouldn't feel the same so look for tangible indications they feel the same. Then I declare and hope for the best.

Oh Lickety (in a not patronising way). A part of me did think this is how you viewed things. I hope your future declarations are matched.

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"I don’t express it. I just admire from afar and hope they mind read, like me and message me.

It’s not very pro active on my part i’m aware.

Yeah, not really? Does it work for you though?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"It would be a little easier if the ladies sent a wink or a message if they like the look of you as alot of it on the forums can be mistaken as light hearted fun"

I have sent winks and messages and get the Fab male experience of no response, delete or block.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never assume anyone finds me attractive unless they actually say so (repeatedly, so I know it wasn't just bad lighting or one too many gins)

I just try and make them laugh and hope they might come back again for the comedy value if nothing else

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I don't really know. I never considered myself flirtatious until several people pointed it out.

But to actually express interest in someone, I either don't or I hide behind poetry.

Out of lemon flowers

loosed

on the moonlight, love's

lashed and insatiable

essences,

sodden with fragrance,

the lemon tree's yellow

emerges,

the lemons

move down

from the tree's planetarium

Delicate merchandise!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"I don’t express it. I just admire from afar and hope they mind read, like me and message me.

It’s not very pro active on my part i’m aware.

Yeah, not really? Does it work for you though? "

Suprisingly yes, more than you’d think it would really

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

In the past I've been fairly open about my interest, that's not to say that I have done my fair share of nervous dancing around the subject. I do think that passivity get you nowhere though.

I always used to let my hotlist know that I was interested and engage with the people that I was attracted to.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I only tell those that are unavailable because it’s ‘safe’.

I don’t tell people that I like them. I wait and hope that one day they will spare me a little glance or two

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

My cucumber is very cool

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"It would differ between the person surely. If you have alot in common then use that in your favour.

I met my ex on an online site and we flirted by using shit puns and film references which to us was hilarious."

Finding common ground is a great way of flirting - shared dorkery is lovely. Sometimes I quote lines at people and if they reciprocate in kind I know I've found a good 'un.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On here I'm lazy and let them come to me.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"On here I'm lazy and let them come to me."

I see you do that a lot with Lib.

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"I summoned my latest muse.

Teach me your ways O Wise One.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is ‘binary’ the word of the day ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't really know. I never considered myself flirtatious until several people pointed it out.

But to actually express interest in someone, I either don't or I hide behind poetry.

Out of lemon flowers

loosed

on the moonlight, love's

lashed and insatiable

essences,

sodden with fragrance,

the lemon tree's yellow

emerges,

the lemons

move down

from the tree's planetarium

Delicate merchandise! "

I do love when you Neruda me.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I summoned my latest muse.

Teach me your ways O Wise One.

You do just fine.

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"I never assume anyone finds me attractive unless they actually say so (repeatedly, so I know it wasn't just bad lighting or one too many gins)

I just try and make them laugh and hope they might come back again for the comedy value if nothing else

Sending lots of nudes works as well, yes?

I get this. Sometimes I need the erm... reassurance that they do actually find me attractive me and have not been boobitised after a drink.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I have been proactive many times, introducing myself or commenting on pics or post etc, nowadays I have no confidence so I am happy to just let the lovely people flirt and play amongst themselves

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"Is ‘binary’ the word of the day ? "

Shush James, it's too early for your wit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mockingly flirt tease until i saw a buying signal then close

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Is ‘binary’ the word of the day ? "

Today has been brought to you by the words 'binary' and 'period poverty' and by the numbers '42' and '69'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to be full on with me ... your fanny has to pretty much slap me in the face like a wet flannel before I get the signal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not subtle. I just message and tell them and sit back and wait for a response. I'm not very good at reading between the lines so if someone is flirting I usually think they're just being friendly in a platonic way. Being upfront bypasses any confusion for me. It may be a bit brash for some and I respect their polite rejection and wave fondly as they run screaming in the opposite direction.

I love to flirt with the ladies on the forums. I fully intend to lose my bi cherry this year and make up for lost time. With the men though, I prefer to be a bit more private about it. I'm not really sure why I feel the need to behave differently with women and men.

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"In the past I've been fairly open about my interest, that's not to say that I have done my fair share of nervous dancing around the subject. I do think that passivity get you nowhere though.

I always used to let my hotlist know that I was interested and engage with the people that I was attracted to. "

Passivity is easier though sometimes. It can just be a harmless fap without the pressure of talking.

Do you think people could/did misread your engagement as a sign of attraction?

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"I have been proactive many times, introducing myself or commenting on pics or post etc, nowadays I have no confidence so I am happy to just let the lovely people flirt and play amongst themselves

I hope you find your confidence again soon, x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends on the person but I wear my heart on my sleeve. I try to keep it one to one if it goes beyond a wee bit of public flirtation. I’m an incorrigible flirt at times so most flirting in public is precisely that. Recently I’ve been direct but then again I’ve not been casting a wide net more a kid’s pond net

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"In the past I've been fairly open about my interest, that's not to say that I have done my fair share of nervous dancing around the subject. I do think that passivity get you nowhere though.

I always used to let my hotlist know that I was interested and engage with the people that I was attracted to.

Passivity is easier though sometimes. It can just be a harmless fap without the pressure of talking.

Do you think people could/did misread your engagement as a sign of attraction? "

Maybe, I like to chat with people and will engage with pretty much anyone. I guess it's about intent and assumption at the end of the day though, it's a confusing dance at times!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I fancy someone i just threaten to abseil off their chimney into the bedroom and climb into their bed or i will tie them to the bed and throw fries at them while eating a bargain bucket!!!......or

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I fancy someone i just threaten to abseil off their chimney into the bedroom and climb into their bed or i will tie them to the bed and throw fries at them while eating a bargain bucket!!!......or

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well at least u can use all that grease as free lube

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Lately that ‘ooft’ reaction is quite a rare beast so when it happens I ensure the person knows about it. I register my interest directly as shy bairns get nowt.

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"Is ‘binary’ the word of the day ? "

It either is, or it isn't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On here I just say it.

In person I turn into a giggly girly mess and either get very timid and blush a lot or get extra sarky and take the piss.

I've only once made the first move in person. He told me if I lost weight he would love to take me out. It kinda put me off

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"On here I just say it.

In person I turn into a giggly girly mess and either get very timid and blush a lot or get extra sarky and take the piss.

I've only once made the first move in person. He told me if I lost weight he would love to take me out. It kinda put me off

No don't do that. You're perfectly voluptuous as you are!

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter

As a bloke I find making the first move difficult unless I get very clear signals that it would be appropriate. I'm naturally quite flirty but that's usually as far as it goes unless I get a very strong 'go ahead'. So if you do like me, please don't be subtle about it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not good at letting people know, I have done and got a less than fruitful response that knocked my confidence. So now unless they let me know for definite they’re interested I don’t take flirting to mean anything. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Depends on the person but I wear my heart on my sleeve. I try to keep it one to one if it goes beyond a wee bit of public flirtation. I’m an incorrigible flirt at times so most flirting in public is precisely that. Recently I’ve been direct but then again I’ve not been casting a wide net more a kid’s pond net

I sometimes wonder if even though I think I’m being clear that it isn’t received that way or that it is off-putting. I think I’m more good friends and confidante material than sexual partner. However I think I’m too old to pussyfoot around.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not scared of a bit of public affection.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not scared of a bit of public affection."

Nor me but I think almost all of that affection is not sexual interest.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not scared of a bit of public affection.

Nor me but I think almost all of that affection is not sexual interest."

I fookin' luv you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not scared of a bit of public affection.

Nor me but I think almost all of that affection is not sexual interest.

I fookin' luv you"
The feeling is mutual

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'm not scared of a bit of public affection.

Nor me but I think almost all of that affection is not sexual interest."

I need some dodgy snake oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm straight to the point. I prefer to be upfront and direct, but I can't abide public anything. That's completely not my style.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

Start with the chat and see how that flows in here, if seem to be on the same page, be a little bit naughtier and take it from there when you meet... but it’s all down to the communication don’t just assume something will happen, as in person you still need that spark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not scared of a bit of public affection.

Nor me but I think almost all of that affection is not sexual interest.

I need some dodgy snake oil

Haha. I’ll put some through your letter box neighbour

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Im a bit more wary on the forum these days. 2 women turned out to be control freaks who I'd openly shown interest in. Can't be doing with those insecurities.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im a bit more wary on the forum these days. 2 women turned out to be control freaks who I'd openly shown interest in. Can't be doing with those insecurities. "

Couldn’t be doing with that either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could probably say I'm difficult,I probably talk too much,I over-analyze and over-think things.Yes it's a nasty crutch.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Im a bit more wary on the forum these days. 2 women turned out to be control freaks who I'd openly shown interest in. Can't be doing with those insecurities.

Couldn’t be doing with that either "

Oh, I'd suck your cock though x

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"You could probably say I'm difficult,I probably talk too much,I over-analyze and over-think things.Yes it's a nasty crutch."

I think you just think you're constantly being attacked. You probably think i hate you. But i enjoy you. I think you need a cuddle and a reach around.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Im a bit more wary on the forum these days. 2 women turned out to be control freaks who I'd openly shown interest in. Can't be doing with those insecurities.

Couldn’t be doing with that either "

Exactly, I met a lady off here from the south coast, she was only supposed to stop for a couple of nights at mine, but ended up stopping for 4 and I think she was planning on moving in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You could probably say I'm difficult,I probably talk too much,I over-analyze and over-think things.Yes it's a nasty crutch.

I think you just think you're constantly being attacked. You probably think i hate you. But i enjoy you. I think you need a cuddle and a reach around.

I don’t remember those lyrics, is that in the extended version ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not that forward I don’t think. Although, I’m subtle in my approach I think. I like to gauge what they think of me first and then go from there.

Cheeky banter and slight flirting is my way I guess. If they reciprocate, it’s a bonus.

Need to get myself back out there actually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Im a bit more wary on the forum these days. 2 women turned out to be control freaks who I'd openly shown interest in. Can't be doing with those insecurities.

Couldn’t be doing with that either

Oh, I'd suck your cock though x

I’d let you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm useless at it, always have been. I find on here the direct approach is taken with a pinch of salt a lot of the time, so try to be a little more subtle about it which I'm also crap at lol. If I for some reason view someone as unobtainable (probably a shit word to you, but hey ho) I'll likely never even bring it up.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Im a bit more wary on the forum these days. 2 women turned out to be control freaks who I'd openly shown interest in. Can't be doing with those insecurities.

Couldn’t be doing with that either

Oh, I'd suck your cock though x

I’d let you

A gentleman and a scholar.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Im a bit more wary on the forum these days. 2 women turned out to be control freaks who I'd openly shown interest in. Can't be doing with those insecurities.

Couldn’t be doing with that either

Oh, I'd suck your cock though x

I’d let you

Get a room you two

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

"I just assume they wouldn't feel the same so look for tangible indications they feel the same. Then I declare and hope for the best.

?+ 1

Face to face I would be hoping that the other person made the running until I was sure one way or another and then relax and allow myself to be a bit more candid.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm useless at it, always have been. I find on here the direct approach is taken with a pinch of salt a lot of the time, so try to be a little more subtle about it which I'm also crap at lol. If I for some reason view someone as unobtainable (probably a shit word to you, but hey ho) I'll likely never even bring it up.

And I thought you saw me as unobtainable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You could probably say I'm difficult,I probably talk too much,I over-analyze and over-think things.Yes it's a nasty crutch."

I'm usually only waiting for you to stop talking

So that I can

Concerning two-way streets I have to say

That I am not a fan

You need to find a new song now Tame.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I thought you saw me as unobtainable

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I do

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

And I thought you saw me as unobtainable

Is this a public something? Well I never.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I thought you saw me as unobtainable

I do

Luckily clem isn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What? The direct approach isn't effective either? You neurotypicals keep changing all the rules!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I thought you saw me as unobtainable

Is this a public something? Well I never.

Nah don't panic. I'm not a changed person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You could probably say I'm difficult,I probably talk too much,I over-analyze and over-think things.Yes it's a nasty crutch.

I'm usually only waiting for you to stop talking

So that I can

Concerning two-way streets I have to say

That I am not a fan

You need to find a new song now Tame. "

Rumbled.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I thought you saw me as unobtainable

I do

Luckily clem isn't

Quite one out of two ain’t bad

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"On here I just say it.

In person I turn into a giggly girly mess and either get very timid and blush a lot or get extra sarky and take the piss.

I've only once made the first move in person. He told me if I lost weight he would love to take me out. It kinda put me off

What a twatface, sorry you had that crappy experience.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

And I thought you saw me as unobtainable

I do

Luckily clem isn't

Quite one out of two ain’t bad

Can I have sticky seconds?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Going back to the Ops original question, i usually walk right up to the lady I fancy and say ‘Excuse me, has anyone ever told you, you’re stood right in front of the Dairylea Lunchables ?!’

Then I go home alone and cry salty tears into my cheesey dips.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

And I thought you saw me as unobtainable

I do

Luckily clem isn't

Quite one out of two ain’t bad

Can I have sticky seconds?"

You may.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

What? The direct approach isn't effective either? You neurotypicals keep changing all the rules! "

There I was thinking that was the exclusive domain of the ladies... Every day is a school day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I thought you saw me as unobtainable

The unobtainable part came abit later on with you

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"Going back to the Ops original question, i usually walk right up to the lady I fancy and say ‘Excuse me, has anyone ever told you, you’re stood right in front of the Dairylea Lunchables ?!’

Then I go home alone and cry salty tears into my cheesey dips. "

You need new material, can't keep switching the item. Tut.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

And I thought you saw me as unobtainable

I do

Luckily clem isn't

Quite one out of two ain’t bad

Can I have sticky seconds?

You may. "

Awesome dude, should I bring a serviette as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What? The direct approach isn't effective either? You neurotypicals keep changing all the rules! "

For me it doesn't. I've tried both ways, but like said it's probably just me being crap more than anything else lol

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By *eli OP Woman
over a year ago

"I sometimes wonder if even though I think I’m being clear that it isn’t received that way or that it is off-putting. I think I’m more good friends and confidante material than sexual partner. However I think I’m too old to pussyfoot around."

Everyone has those doubts at times, it doesn't mean they are true (also doesn't mean they are false but that's not the point I'm trying to make). Fuck pussyfooting around. Well kind of. It's sometimes safer and easier to do than putting your metaphorical cards out on the table.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I drool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep that’s why I lay my cards on the table in my own inimitable way. Whether those cards are a winning hand is not as obvious as in a game of cards

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over a year ago

"Going back to the Ops original question, i usually walk right up to the lady I fancy and say ‘Excuse me, has anyone ever told you, you’re stood right in front of the Dairylea Lunchables ?!’

Then I go home alone and cry salty tears into my cheesey dips.

You need new material, can't keep switching the item. Tut."

I will Persevere with that till I get a reply and quote with one of these

. I will not rest till that day comes.

Kind regards X

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over a year ago

"On here I'm lazy and let them come to me.

I see you do that a lot with Lib.

Yea, don't want to come over as too keen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd play it cool and flirt for a wee while and the decare I wanna fuck them

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By *eandHim2019Couple
over a year ago

preston

My oh cool as a cucumber he would just wait for them to come to him.

Me flirt I just can’t help myself xxxx

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I was going to post this as a binary thread but clearly people are more complex.

So, you fancy someone/they make your cock chunky/your quim quiver.

How do you express that? Are you the sort to play it cool? Go in full guns blazing? Mockingly flirt with them? Test the waters with a light

every now and again?

Are you the sort who prefers the unavailability for safety or do you like people to declare their desire to fuck you to all and sundry?"

On the rare occasion I'm bold enough to tell someone I'm attracted to them they usually laugh and tell me not to be so daft.

I tend to stay shtummm and save myself the

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well at least u can use all that grease as free lube

It would make the oral taste of KFC great idea PMF

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well at least u can use all that grease as free lube

It would make the oral taste of KFC great idea PMF

LJ"

My impulse control about biting down and eating my favourite food, may have you turning into a Laydeeee though

H x

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