FabSwingers.com forum: Fat and funny? Or Fit and horrible

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Which do you prefer...

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

For what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which do you prefer..."

Would anyone prefer horrible?

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Are those the only options ? Cause I’m partial to fit, funny, flirtatious, fuckable fellas

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Define fat?

Define fit?

Define funny?

Define horrible?...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Basically

what would you chose if you had to?

And hey I’m a fat guy rocking a dad bod

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Are those the only options ? Cause I’m partial to fit, funny, flirtatious, fuckable fellas"

Excellent use of alliteration (and fabulous boobs too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would choose neither.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fit and funny

H x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fit and funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want to choose based on so little traits

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Binary options...

Personally I prefer a bit of diversity.

Perhaps I'm a bit odd

*gallic shrug*

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Some fit people are horrible! Some fat people are nice! See, therefore those who like fucking fit people are weird, come get the fatties!

... Is not ever how it works.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

How do you define horrible ?

Horrible smelling ?

Horrible manners?

Horrible to children and animals ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would prefer fit and horrible in this scenario, me tied to a bed face up and her riding me mercilessly and with cruelty.To have Fat and funny doing that to me would be too humiliating for words. Now before there is outcry...I'm practicing my joke telling.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

You're too fit to be funny

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Hmm an interesting choice. Is there another option? I care for neither of these.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A good personality goes a long way if you can have a laugh and feel relaxed it doesn’t matter if they are fat or thin

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

What ever floats my boat which I can't see that being someone who's horrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would prefer fit and horrible in this scenario, me tied to a bed face up and her riding me mercilessly and with cruelty.To have Fat and funny doing that to me would be too humiliating for words. Now before there is outcry...I'm practicing my joke telling."
...and the joke is what could Fat and Funny do (being fat and funny whilst doing it) that would be any more humiliating

than the extremes already being dished out..but completely overlooked.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're too fit to be funny"

Alright my child, let me just stand here like stone.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

You're too fit to be funny

Alright my child, let me just stand here like stone.

There's a good chap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're too fit to be funny

Alright my child, let me just stand here like stone.

There's a good chap

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Your good, but I'll be better next time so watch out like a silent assassin I.......

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

Fit and funny.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Funny

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By *ussD1Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

Any body shape and funny. Beauty is not just looks for me. Some of the most easy to look at people are a real turn off when they reveal their true selves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A world that isn’t dichotomised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None of he above if he ain't beautiful.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Which do you prefer..."

Did someone fit turn you down ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"A good personality goes a long way if you can have a laugh and feel relaxed it doesn’t matter if they are fat or thin "

What if they have a great personality but chronic halitosis ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a meet fit and horrible don’t have to talk to em but sure have to like the look of em

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

"A good personality goes a long way if you can have a laugh and feel relaxed it doesn’t matter if they are fat or thin

What if they have a great personality but chronic halitosis ?"

Bag on the head is becoming a thing, so i heard...

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

BMI is not a measure of a person or the personality ..

There some nice people and there are not nice people there weight has no bearing on this.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"A good personality goes a long way if you can have a laugh and feel relaxed it doesn’t matter if they are fat or thin

What if they have a great personality but chronic halitosis ?

Bag on the head is becoming a thing, so i heard...

I wouldn't be able to breath ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Medium and mediocre for me please

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Medium and mediocre for me please"

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Peter Kay...I rest my case

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

"A good personality goes a long way if you can have a laugh and feel relaxed it doesn’t matter if they are fat or thin

What if they have a great personality but chronic halitosis ?

Bag on the head is becoming a thing, so i heard...

I wouldn't be able to breath ....

Lol, well i meant for them but if you had a snorkel i could see that working.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"Medium and mediocre for me please"

That’s me!

When do you want me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's also some fat people who are incredibly horrible. Seen it often on here.

Same as some fit folk can be incredibly horrible too.

I'd rather go for a down to earth guy. Who has an average to dad bod with a sense of humour. Dark hair, blue eyes and tattoos are a bonus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For a meet fit and horrible don’t have to talk to em but sure have to like the look of em

I like your thinking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a trick question? Fit and horrible obviously. Or how about thin and miserable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know some fat people who are complete cunts! And some very funny fit people.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"A good personality goes a long way if you can have a laugh and feel relaxed it doesn’t matter if they are fat or thin "

That maybe true of friends but for sexual partners there has to be something that attracts you physically. For more than a fuck personality will keep you interested, but initially it is looks.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

There are lots of horrible people. But you cant put a flower in an asshole and call it a vase.

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By *rHandsomeHunkMan
over a year ago

dudley

I don't mind as long as pussy is fresh and good I'm happy haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about fat and horrible vs fit and funny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer people who aren't so shallow as to judge based on body shape alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer people who aren't so shallow as to judge based on body shape alone."

So if a beautiful woman messaged you saying "my god ive never been so physically attracted to a man in my life, do you want to meet?"

Youd say "sorry i prefer people who dont judge on body shape"

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"What about fat and horrible vs fit and funny?"

Good God no that doesn't exist,obviously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Peter Kay...I rest my case"

In that case I'll go with fit and horrible. If he's tied to a bed with a gag over his mouth it won't matter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about fat and horrible vs fit and funny?

Good God no that doesn't exist,obviously. "

What about fat and fit? I'm fat and (relatively) fit.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"What about fat and horrible vs fit and funny?

Good God no that doesn't exist,obviously.

What about fat and fit? I'm fat and (relatively) fit."

You're just complicating matters now aren't you,this is Fab keep it simple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You just know what a person asking this question is health wise don't you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexy, mindful and passionate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You just know what a person asking this question is health wise don't you.

Are you calling the op fat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You just know what a person asking this question is health wise don't you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Carter, if a woman sent me a message like that I'd think she was seriously unhinged...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You just know what a person asking this question is health wise don't you.

Are you calling the op fat?"

Or thin?

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By *am62Woman
over a year ago

Bristol

Fat and funny as I am.

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By *attooedBBWWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Wasn’t aware that there were only two types of people

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Wasn’t aware that there were only two types of people"

Course there is! Now which one are you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about fat and horrible vs fit and funny?

Good God no that doesn't exist,obviously.

What about fat and fit? I'm fat and (relatively) fit.

You're just complicating matters now aren't you,this is Fab keep it simple."

I'm fed up with dumbing everything down on here.

I have my rights!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wasn’t aware that there were only two types of people"

We all know fat people can only be jolly (or hilarious in my case).

When I was fit I was a right mean bitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can be fit and still be a decent person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Female.

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By *attooedBBWWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Wasn’t aware that there were only two types of people

Course there is! Now which one are you ?"

I’m an alien

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Wasn’t aware that there were only two types of people

We all know fat people can only be jolly (or hilarious in my case).

When I was fit I was a right mean bitch. "

Now she's not mean anymore.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Wasn’t aware that there were only two types of people

Course there is! Now which one are you ?

I’m an alien"

A fat happy alien ?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"What about fat and horrible vs fit and funny?

Good God no that doesn't exist,obviously.

What about fat and fit? I'm fat and (relatively) fit.

You're just complicating matters now aren't you,this is Fab keep it simple.

I'm fed up with dumbing everything down on here.

I have my rights!"

Women and rights?! That'll never catch on will it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pulse

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By *attooedBBWWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Wasn’t aware that there were only two types of people

We all know fat people can only be jolly (or hilarious in my case).

When I was fit I was a right mean bitch. "

I’m about as jolly as an HIV positive result most of the time

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"You can be fit and still be a decent person

Well who are all the fatties going to be mean about ?

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By *attooedBBWWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Wasn’t aware that there were only two types of people

Course there is! Now which one are you ?

I’m an alien

A fat happy alien ?"

How dare you assume I’m happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wasn’t aware that there were only two types of people

We all know fat people can only be jolly (or hilarious in my case).

When I was fit I was a right mean bitch.

Now she's not mean anymore."

I ate loads of doughnuts and made myself happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about fat and horrible vs fit and funny?

Good God no that doesn't exist,obviously.

What about fat and fit? I'm fat and (relatively) fit.

You're just complicating matters now aren't you,this is Fab keep it simple.

I'm fed up with dumbing everything down on here.

I have my rights!

Women and rights?! That'll never catch on will it."

I'll take someone to court.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fat and funny like me ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Medium and mediocre for me please

That’s me!

When do you want me?

You definately don't match that description!

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