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"Sister lisa I must confess my sins i put sugar in my morning bru not sweetner "It was early in the morning, and no doubt you were sleepy. Forgiven. However, put your sweetners next to your cup the night before. Consider this a friendly warning. | |||
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"I've just eaten a crumpet in bed and wiped my buttery fingers on the sheet. " Not forgiven, for such slovenly behaviour. | |||
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"Sister Lisa My sins are numerous and many. Can I get blanket absolving for them all? " No, you cannot have a blanket absolution. There is no blanket big enough. Not forgiven | |||
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"Sister lisa I must confess my sins i put sugar in my morning bru not sweetner
It was early in the morning, and no doubt you were sleepy. Forgiven.
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"Sister Lisa My sins are numerous and many. Can I get blanket absolving for them all? No, you cannot have a blanket absolution. There is no blanket big enough. Not forgiven ";-) and I thought nuns where lovely, well except those special nuns on that video that my friend hides on his phone and only looks at when he thinks nobody is watching 
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"Sister Lisa, I've been very sinful and it's been a long time since my last confession. Last night I met up with 2 beautiful women at xtasia and sinned multiple times. Lots of impure thoughts and even more impure actions. Please forgive me." Spending time with friends is never sinful. Forgiven | |||
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"Sister Lisa My sins are numerous and many. Can I get blanket absolving for them all? No, you cannot have a blanket absolution. There is no blanket big enough. Not forgiven
;-) and I thought nuns where lovely, well except those special nuns on that video that my friend hides on his phone and only looks at when he thinks nobody is watching
How about forgiving me for the horrendous crime of over eating my carb allowance yesterday? "Nope | |||
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"Oh Sister Lisa, why can't you be like Fleabag's Father?" Who? | |||
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"Sister Lisa My sins are numerous and many. Can I get blanket absolving for them all? No, you cannot have a blanket absolution. There is no blanket big enough. Not forgiven
;-) and I thought nuns where lovely, well except those special nuns on that video that my friend hides on his phone and only looks at when he thinks nobody is watching
How about forgiving me for the horrendous crime of over eating my carb allowance yesterday?
Nope
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"Sister Lisa I've been very well behaved recently, I would like to change that, any words of wisdom? X" Your reward will come to you | |||
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"Oh Sister Lisa, why can't you be like Fleabag's Father?" Kneel! | |||
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"Sister Lisa My sins are numerous and many. Can I get blanket absolving for them all? No, you cannot have a blanket absolution. There is no blanket big enough. Not forgiven
;-) and I thought nuns where lovely, well except those special nuns on that video that my friend hides on his phone and only looks at when he thinks nobody is watching
How about forgiving me for the horrendous crime of over eating my carb allowance yesterday?
Nope
Meanie "Someone has to look after your spiritual well-being, even if you are a rude little man. | |||
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"Oh Sister Lisa, why can't you be like Fleabag's Father? Kneel!" I still have no idea what you are gibbering on about. | |||
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"Sister Lisa My sins are numerous and many. Can I get blanket absolving for them all? No, you cannot have a blanket absolution. There is no blanket big enough. Not forgiven
;-) and I thought nuns where lovely, well except those special nuns on that video that my friend hides on his phone and only looks at when he thinks nobody is watching
How about forgiving me for the horrendous crime of over eating my carb allowance yesterday?
Nope
Meanie
Someone has to look after your spiritual well-being, even if you are a rude little man.
"Lol I'm not rude at all! I'm a shining example of.........well......of something that shines.......I think lol | |||
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"Oh Sister Lisa, why can't you be like Fleabag's Father? Kneel! I still have no idea what you are gibbering on about. "Hot priest in a tv show | |||
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"Oh Sister Lisa, why can't you be like Fleabag's Father? Kneel! I still have no idea what you are gibbering on about.
Hot priest in a tv show " | |||
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"Sister Lisa My sins are numerous and many. Can I get blanket absolving for them all? No, you cannot have a blanket absolution. There is no blanket big enough. Not forgiven
;-) and I thought nuns where lovely, well except those special nuns on that video that my friend hides on his phone and only looks at when he thinks nobody is watching
How about forgiving me for the horrendous crime of over eating my carb allowance yesterday?
Nope
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Someone has to look after your spiritual well-being, even if you are a rude little man.
Lol I'm not rude at all! I'm a shining example of.........well......of something that shines.......I think lol "Son...you are fairly new here, so I'll say it simply for you. Forgiveness is niether guaranreed nor negotiated for. | |||
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"Good morning Sister Lisa, I confess I was a filthy, dirty girl last night at least three times and have been told I am a corrupter of minds. I bloody well enjoyed it too. Will I ever be forgiven? "I doubt it... | |||
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"Sister Lisa My sins are numerous and many. Can I get blanket absolving for them all? No, you cannot have a blanket absolution. There is no blanket big enough. Not forgiven
;-) and I thought nuns where lovely, well except those special nuns on that video that my friend hides on his phone and only looks at when he thinks nobody is watching
How about forgiving me for the horrendous crime of over eating my carb allowance yesterday?
Nope
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Someone has to look after your spiritual well-being, even if you are a rude little man.
Lol I'm not rude at all! I'm a shining example of.........well......of something that shines.......I think lol
Son...you are fairly new here, so I'll say it simply for you.
Forgiveness is niether guaranreed nor negotiated for.
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"Oh Sister Lisa, why can't you be like Fleabag's Father? Kneel! I still have no idea what you are gibbering on about.
Hot priest in a tv show
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"Lisa B I confess I did not go to Zumba yesterday because I was aching from having fun at Quest the night before.... "I expect you did double the exercise. Forgiven | |||
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"Sister Lisa I'm looking at your pics and thinking of sinning, should I resist? " Please do... | |||
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"Oh Sister Lisa, why can't you be like Fleabag's Father? Kneel! I still have no idea what you are gibbering on about.
Hot priest in a tv show "Actor is gay, but very good looking man Fleabag is sex on legs...mmmm | |||
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"Good morning Sister Lisa, I confess I was a filthy, dirty girl last night at least three times and have been told I am a corrupter of minds. I bloody well enjoyed it too. Will I ever be forgiven?
I doubt it...
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"Sister Lisa May I ask for global forgiveness for every man who has been asked by the lady chomping in their chubby to tell them when we are going to pop yet we use our best poker face to give them a creamy surprise. In my defence I haven’t been guilty of this for a long number of years. " Not forgiven, for being so unintelligable. | |||
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"I took confession not long ago the priest didn't look mpressed. I wasn't impressed with the shit load of Hail Mary's I had to repent with "You obviously deserved every single one of them.. | |||
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"Oh Sister Lisa, why can't you be like Fleabag's Father? Kneel! I still have no idea what you are gibbering on about.
Hot priest in a tv show
Actor is gay, but very good looking man
Fleabag is sex on legs...mmmm"It’s the character we fancy. | |||
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"Oh Sister Lisa, why can't you be like Fleabag's Father? Kneel! I still have no idea what you are gibbering on about.
Hot priest in a tv show
Actor is gay, but very good looking man
Fleabag is sex on legs...mmmm
It’s the character we fancy."Thanks for pointing that out - as an exceptionally thick man I didn’t get it | |||
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"Please forgive me Sister Lisa for I have sinned. I have received something that has been distracting me this week, I simply can’t stop looking but it’s giving me a lot of pleasure. I need to put it aside and do other things but it’s so hard ... " You know what you need to do.. Forgiven | |||
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"Oh Sister Lisa, why can't you be like Fleabag's Father? Kneel! I still have no idea what you are gibbering on about.
Hot priest in a tv show
Actor is gay, but very good looking man
Fleabag is sex on legs...mmmm
It’s the character we fancy.
Thanks for pointing that out - as an exceptionally thick man I didn’t get it "Just matching your ‘splain with another. | |||
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"Oh Sister Lisa, why can't you be like Fleabag's Father? Kneel! I still have no idea what you are gibbering on about.
Hot priest in a tv show
Actor is gay, but very good looking man
Fleabag is sex on legs...mmmm
It’s the character we fancy.
Thanks for pointing that out - as an exceptionally thick man I didn’t get it
Just matching your ‘splain with another. "No mansplaining here | |||
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"Please forgive me Sister Lisa for I have sinned. I have received something that has been distracting me this week, I simply can’t stop looking but it’s giving me a lot of pleasure. I need to put it aside and do other things but it’s so hard ... You know what you need to do.. Forgiven "I knew I was on the right track | |||
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"Yawn." I'm not interested in fictional television characters. | |||
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"Yawn. I'm not interested in fictional television characters. "They’re better then the average man-child though! | |||
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"I need to be forgiven for having no food in the fridge  "You need to plan ahead. Not forgiven | |||
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"Yawn. I'm not interested in fictional television characters. "Your beauty is only matched by your perspicuity, Sister. Please forgive me, for I block people who are rotten to me | |||
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"Yawn. I'm not interested in fictional television characters.
Your beauty is only matched by your perspicuity, Sister.
Please forgive me, for I block people who are rotten to me "Forgiven | |||
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"Yawn. I'm not interested in fictional television characters.
Your beauty is only matched by your perspicuity, Sister.
Please forgive me, for I block people who are rotten to me
Forgiven "Thank you It’s all “through a glass, darkly” as the good book says | |||
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"Sister Lisa, May I ask your advice on a moral dilemma I’m facing? I had lusty requests for posting ever less virtuous pictures on my profile. I indulged, at first thinking I was being altruistic. But I soon realised I was actually indulging the shameless narcissistic side of my personality. Ridden with guilt I hid the less than pious pictures. What should I do? Display the pictures or keep them hidden?" Be true to yourself, rather than obliging the whims of others. | |||
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"Sister Lisa, May I ask your advice on a moral dilemma I’m facing? I had lusty requests for posting ever less virtuous pictures on my profile. I indulged, at first thinking I was being altruistic. But I soon realised I was actually indulging the shameless narcissistic side of my personality. Ridden with guilt I hid the less than pious pictures. What should I do? Display the pictures or keep them hidden? Be true to yourself, rather than obliging the whims of others. "Superb - but a ‘thyself’ there would have much more impact theologically speaking, Sister Forgive me if I have committed the sin of pride | |||
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"Sister Lisa, May I ask your advice on a moral dilemma I’m facing? I had lusty requests for posting ever less virtuous pictures on my profile. I indulged, at first thinking I was being altruistic. But I soon realised I was actually indulging the shameless narcissistic side of my personality. Ridden with guilt I hid the less than pious pictures. What should I do? Display the pictures or keep them hidden? Be true to yourself, rather than obliging the whims of others. "You heard Sister Lisa, you lot : no more pics! | |||
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"Forgive me Sister, for I have sinned. Had friends round for dinner last night and they brought with them a surfeit of puddings. My breakfast this morning was trifle and cheesecake. In the same bowl." Blimey, I think I’ve cracked a rib at that one | |||
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"Forgive me Sister, I watched Dave Allen last night and laughed at his jokes making fun of the church. The thing is, am I more likely to go to hell for that or for the disgraceful sexual deviance I did last week?" Good-natured humour is forgiven. | |||
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"Forgive me Sister, I watched Dave Allen last night and laughed at his jokes making fun of the church. The thing is, am I more likely to go to hell for that or for the disgraceful sexual deviance I did last week? Good-natured humour is forgiven. "Thank you, your divine loveliness | |||
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"Sister Lisa, May I ask your advice on a moral dilemma I’m facing? I had lusty requests for posting ever less virtuous pictures on my profile. I indulged, at first thinking I was being altruistic. But I soon realised I was actually indulging the shameless narcissistic side of my personality. Ridden with guilt I hid the less than pious pictures. What should I do? Display the pictures or keep them hidden? Be true to yourself, rather than obliging the whims of others.
Superb - but a ‘thyself’ there would have much more impact theologically speaking, Sister
Forgive me if I have committed the sin of pride
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"Morning sister Lisa.. I'd like to confess that I have been perving at boobs too much this week and cant stop." How dull.. Not forgiven | |||
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"Forgive me Sister, for I have sinned. Had friends round for dinner last night and they brought with them a surfeit of puddings. My breakfast this morning was trifle and cheesecake. In the same bowl." Reducing food wastage and washing up is not a total sin. Forgiven | |||
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"I really don't won't forgives as I really quite enjoyed myself. As we are all dying any way I'll take my chances "Good luck with that... | |||
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"Sister Lisa, I'm having improper thoughts about a forumite, involving lazy Sundays in bed, brunch, coffee and seeing if spooning... leads to forking. Can I be forgiven for such thoughts?" It sounds spiritualy divine. Forgiven | |||
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"Sister lisa I went to my first naughty party and loved it. Forgive my sins "Mixing with friends, forgiven | |||
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"I've had numerous requests from miscreants begging to be allowed to confess their many, many sins, and seeking forgiveness. As a Sister of the Church, I feel I must oblige, in the vain hope that they may repent. "I have no sins to repent. I am a godly good living kind of chap, wholesome and entirely innocent. | |||
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"I've had numerous requests from miscreants begging to be allowed to confess their many, many sins, and seeking forgiveness. As a Sister of the Church, I feel I must oblige, in the vain hope that they may repent.
I have no sins to repent.
I am a godly good living kind of chap, wholesome and entirely innocent.
"You can’t fib in here. Sister Lisa sees all. | |||
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"sister is it wrong of me to have an image of you in my head of you being a naughty nun? lol" Yes. Not forgiven | |||
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"I like farting" That's nice for you, dear. | |||
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"I've had numerous requests from miscreants begging to be allowed to confess their many, many sins, and seeking forgiveness. As a Sister of the Church, I feel I must oblige, in the vain hope that they may repent.
I have no sins to repent.
I am a godly good living kind of chap, wholesome and entirely innocent.
"Not forgiven, for telling such whopping fibs. | |||
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"Sister... i licked the icing off the fairy cakes and gave them to the kids telling them i got them muffins telling them they are healthier. " Parental responsibility. Forgiven | |||
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"I took confession not long ago the priest didn't look mpressed. I wasn't impressed with the shit load of Hail Mary's I had to repent with
You obviously deserved every single one of them.. "It's a good job I left a few out...still be there now. | |||
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"I took confession not long ago the priest didn't look mpressed. I wasn't impressed with the shit load of Hail Mary's I had to repent with
You obviously deserved every single one of them..
It's a good job I left a few out...still be there now. "the devil is in the detail,and im sure we all would like to share the details? lol | |||
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"Forgive me sister for I have sinned many, many times. I have rediscovered my libido and it appears to be somewhat insatiable; my days are spent in a lust fuelled fog of debauchery and plotting cloaked in an innocent guise. I have relished the subversive temptation I've given one who should know better. " Feeling physically well is a blessing. Forgiven | |||
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"It’s not even worth asking after the weekend I’ve had! Even the devil would turn me away "Luckily, I never turn a sinner away. | |||
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"I took confession not long ago the priest didn't look mpressed. I wasn't impressed with the shit load of Hail Mary's I had to repent with
You obviously deserved every single one of them..
It's a good job I left a few out...still be there now. "I expect you would... | |||
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"I took confession not long ago the priest didn't look mpressed. I wasn't impressed with the shit load of Hail Mary's I had to repent with
You obviously deserved every single one of them..
It's a good job I left a few out...still be there now. the devil is in the detail,and im sure we all would like to share the details? lol"Lol. A lady never tells (except her priest)....oh wait I'm no lady! | |||
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"Forgive me Sister for I have Sinned. I have been given the opportunity to meet a beautiful woman tonight. Only I'm not free till 7.30pm, I have to be out of my front door at 6.30am. We've not met, would talk for a fair bit of time, with a view to move onto a bit of touchy time if we like each other like that. I can't see either of us getting any sleep. Plus getting her into a position where she can get home again safely and comfortably may prove an issue. Given it's a Sunday night/Monday morning and being reliant on taxis/trains etc. I'm Sinning because I don't know what the best course of action is. I said yes initially, then came to my senses afterwards and confessed my concerns. Now my body is telling me.. you know what my body is telling me.. What do I do Sister Lisa? Not sure if this a confession or a cry for help "Sorry sister but I couldn't resist. The lord works in mysterious ways. Your chivalry is commendable. Go with your gut | |||
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"Forgive me Sister for I have Sinned. I have been given the opportunity to meet a beautiful woman tonight. Only I'm not free till 7.30pm, I have to be out of my front door at 6.30am. We've not met, would talk for a fair bit of time, with a view to move onto a bit of touchy time if we like each other like that. I can't see either of us getting any sleep. Plus getting her into a position where she can get home again safely and comfortably may prove an issue. Given it's a Sunday night/Monday morning and being reliant on taxis/trains etc. I'm Sinning because I don't know what the best course of action is. I said yes initially, then came to my senses afterwards and confessed my concerns. Now my body is telling me.. you know what my body is telling me.. What do I do Sister Lisa? Not sure if this a confession or a cry for help
Sorry sister but I couldn't resist. The lord works in mysterious ways. Your chivalry is commendable. Go with your gut "Are you one of Sister Lisa's Acolytes? Is this official Church of Lisa approved confession advice? | |||
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"Forgive me Sister for I have Sinned. I have been given the opportunity to meet a beautiful woman tonight. Only I'm not free till 7.30pm, I have to be out of my front door at 6.30am. We've not met, would talk for a fair bit of time, with a view to move onto a bit of touchy time if we like each other like that. I can't see either of us getting any sleep. Plus getting her into a position where she can get home again safely and comfortably may prove an issue. Given it's a Sunday night/Monday morning and being reliant on taxis/trains etc. I'm Sinning because I don't know what the best course of action is. I said yes initially, then came to my senses afterwards and confessed my concerns. Now my body is telling me.. you know what my body is telling me.. What do I do Sister Lisa? Not sure if this a confession or a cry for help
Sorry sister but I couldn't resist. The lord works in mysterious ways. Your chivalry is commendable. Go with your gut
Are you one of Sister Lisa's Acolytes? Is this official Church of Lisa approved confession advice? "I would t call it approved. I just wing it most the time. Forgive me...back to confession for me. | |||
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"Forgive me Sister for I have Sinned. I have been given the opportunity to meet a beautiful woman tonight. Only I'm not free till 7.30pm, I have to be out of my front door at 6.30am. We've not met, would talk for a fair bit of time, with a view to move onto a bit of touchy time if we like each other like that. I can't see either of us getting any sleep. Plus getting her into a position where she can get home again safely and comfortably may prove an issue. Given it's a Sunday night/Monday morning and being reliant on taxis/trains etc. I'm Sinning because I don't know what the best course of action is. I said yes initially, then came to my senses afterwards and confessed my concerns. Now my body is telling me.. you know what my body is telling me.. What do I do Sister Lisa? Not sure if this a confession or a cry for help "Talk to her. Let her know ypur worries. The right answer will present itself to you. | |||
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"Forgive me Sister for I have Sinned. I have been given the opportunity to meet a beautiful woman tonight. Only I'm not free till 7.30pm, I have to be out of my front door at 6.30am. We've not met, would talk for a fair bit of time, with a view to move onto a bit of touchy time if we like each other like that. I can't see either of us getting any sleep. Plus getting her into a position where she can get home again safely and comfortably may prove an issue. Given it's a Sunday night/Monday morning and being reliant on taxis/trains etc. I'm Sinning because I don't know what the best course of action is. I said yes initially, then came to my senses afterwards and confessed my concerns. Now my body is telling me.. you know what my body is telling me.. What do I do Sister Lisa? Not sure if this a confession or a cry for help
Talk to her. Let her know ypur worries. The right answer will present itself to you.
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"I've had numerous requests from miscreants begging to be allowed to confess their many, many sins, and seeking forgiveness. As a Sister of the Church, I feel I must oblige, in the vain hope that they may repent.
I have no sins to repent.
I am a godly good living kind of chap, wholesome and entirely innocent.
You can’t fib in here. Sister Lisa sees all. "Babs how could you. *indignant voice.... I'm a paragon of virtue doncha know..... | |||
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"I've had numerous requests from miscreants begging to be allowed to confess their many, many sins, and seeking forgiveness. As a Sister of the Church, I feel I must oblige, in the vain hope that they may repent.
I have no sins to repent.
I am a godly good living kind of chap, wholesome and entirely innocent.
You can’t fib in here. Sister Lisa sees all.
Babs how could you.
*indignant voice.... I'm a paragon of virtue doncha know..... "Of course you are! Sorry Stingly | |||
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"I've had numerous requests from miscreants begging to be allowed to confess their many, many sins, and seeking forgiveness. As a Sister of the Church, I feel I must oblige, in the vain hope that they may repent.
I have no sins to repent.
I am a godly good living kind of chap, wholesome and entirely innocent.
Not forgiven, for telling such whopping fibs.
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"I've had numerous requests from miscreants begging to be allowed to confess their many, many sins, and seeking forgiveness. As a Sister of the Church, I feel I must oblige, in the vain hope that they may repent.
I have no sins to repent.
I am a godly good living kind of chap, wholesome and entirely innocent.
Not forgiven, for telling such whopping fibs.
Harsh.
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"I Sinned.. and it was Awesome." No surprise...and no forgiveness, either. | |||
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"I've sinned. Been looking at too many naughty pics on here lol. " Stop now. You'll thank me when you don't go blind. Not forgiven | |||
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"Bless me Ms Lisa for I have fornicated with someone whom allowed me to wear her best dress but then I ripped it while trying the reverse Indian and she was most unhappy. I begged forgiveness several times on my knees. And all I got was a wet face. I need higher forgiveness and possibly some penance "Well, she chose to let you wear it, so she took the risk. Forgiven | |||
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"I sinned. Have over-indulged in the sin of gluttony and spent way too much money, that I cant afford, on things I dont need "Not forgiven | |||
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"I've sinned. Been looking at too many naughty pics on here lol. Stop now. You'll thank me when you don't go blind. Not forgiven "I can't....... Stop... Looking  | |||
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"I've sinned. Been looking at too many naughty pics on here lol. Stop now. You'll thank me when you don't go blind. Not forgiven
I can't....... Stop... Looking " | |||
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"I've sinned. Been looking at too many naughty pics on here lol. Stop now. You'll thank me when you don't go blind. Not forgiven
I can't....... Stop... Looking
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"I Sinned.. and it was Awesome. No surprise...and no forgiveness, either. "it makes me happy that you 'Get me'. Thankyou Sister Lisa | |||
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"Sister Lisa, I wish to sodomize you over the alter whilst you masturbate with a crucifix. I then wish for father to teach us both how naughty we are with a sprinkling of his holy water. I call this love sister, we’re reborn as we leave the building. Thus, we would have not sinned at all. " Wash your vile mouth out, you nasty little man. Not ever forgiven | |||
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"The boy here once had sex in a church....forgiven?" No. | |||
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"The boy here once had sex in a church....forgiven? No. "Hope the sex is good in hell | |||
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"I've had numerous requests from miscreants begging to be allowed to confess their many, many sins, and seeking forgiveness. As a Sister of the Church, I feel I must oblige, in the vain hope that they may repent. "Sister Lisa please forgive me I had to masturbate twice in one hour last night | |||
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"I've had numerous requests from miscreants begging to be allowed to confess their many, many sins, and seeking forgiveness. As a Sister of the Church, I feel I must oblige, in the vain hope that they may repent.
Sister Lisa please forgive me I had to masturbate twice in one hour last night "Dull...forgiven | |||
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"Sister: I used to keep hamsters as a child. Hammy 4 died in a car accident. We lived in a Victorian 4 storey town house. I made a parachute for hammy4 and threw him out my top floor bedroom window. Alas, a gust of wind blew him onto the road where a lorry squished him Please forgive me. I loved Hammy4 ( it’s true he was the only one who bit me occasionally but I loved him anyways)" Animal cruelty is never forgivable. | |||
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"Bit late but..... I confess I cut a bigger slice of tiramisu off for myself than my other half "Looking out for your partner's health is commendable. Forgiven | |||
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"Ummm, I'm still in bed it's gone 1pm" Slattern. Not forgiven | |||
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"I had a vanilla slice and it felt good!" One hopes you ate it. Forgiven | |||
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"Nothing to confess here. Cos I'm boring now." Well get out there, man. Don't expect everyone to come to you. Forgiven, but get on with it | |||
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"Dear sister Lisa ..I got my bum stuck in a bog seat" You silly man. Serves you right for being such a big arse. Not forgiven. | |||
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"I confess to the heinous sin of sloth. It's 13:36 and I'm still in bed "Slob. Not forgiven | |||
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"Forgive me sister for i have sinned, had a date last week and cooked steak and chips, being a smart arse thought id part boils the chips, when i put them in chip pan they went to mush, so we had steak. " Not forgiven, for failing to seek the advice of the All-Knowing Oracle, Google. | |||
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"I confess to the heinous sin of sloth. It's 13:36 and I'm still in bed
Slob.
Not forgiven "But it's sooo warm and comfy | |||
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"Nothing to confess here. Cos I'm boring now. Well get out there, man. Don't expect everyone to come to you. Forgiven, but get on with it "I'm trying but failing miserably. | |||
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"Nothing to confess here. Cos I'm boring now. Well get out there, man. Don't expect everyone to come to you. Forgiven, but get on with it
I'm trying but failing miserably."Sounds like you need mentoring | |||
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"Nothing to confess here. Cos I'm boring now. Well get out there, man. Don't expect everyone to come to you. Forgiven, but get on with it
I'm trying but failing miserably.
Sounds like you need mentoring "I need certifying. | |||
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"Ummm, I'm still in bed it's gone 1pm Slattern. Not forgiven "Care to join me?? | |||
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"Nothing to confess here. Cos I'm boring now. Well get out there, man. Don't expect everyone to come to you. Forgiven, but get on with it
I'm trying but failing miserably.
Sounds like you need mentoring
I need certifying."Agreed | |||
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"Sister Lisa I was a very naughty girl Wednesday evening and Thursday morning. And I enjoyed every minute of it, and intend to do it again. X " Such an ostentatious display of smugness. Not forgiven | |||
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"Ummm, I'm still in bed it's gone 1pm Slattern. Not forgiven
Care to join me?? "Wash thy foul mouth out.. | |||
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"Ummm, I'm still in bed it's gone 1pm Slattern. Not forgiven
Care to join me?? "I would but only if I get the warmside of the bed | |||
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"My afternoon confession: I ate some Dunkin Doughnuts. I'm a fat pig! " You should have said I have some cock ring doughnuts I'd have shared | |||
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