FabSwingers.com forum: Splinters....

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Whats the best way to get em out? I have one on my bum and i dont know how the bleedin hell it got there....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squeeze it and tease it with a sewing needle, or get the big man to suck it out

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Whats the best way to get em out? I have one on my bum and i dont know how the bleedin hell it got there....

It's best to get your best friend to suck it out .......

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

Why did you leap in before me Jack ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

and you did two answers......

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"Whats the best way to get em out? I have one on my bum and i dont know how the bleedin hell it got there....

sitting on the fence,perchance.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Whats the best way to get em out? I have one on my bum and i dont know how the bleedin hell it got there....

sitting on the fence,perchance.

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me sitting on the fence?? Now when do i ever do that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing for it, you will have to get Soapy in.... if he can reach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a sterile needle to dig it out.

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Use a sterile needle to dig it out.

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see now the first part of that sentence was fine n dandy...you lost me at the word "dig"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if it was anywhere else but your bum i would say vaseline and a plaster but its difficult on your bum...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, I'll do it, bend over then Femme, I've just brushed me teef but mind you don't fart

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Ok, I'll do it, bend over then Femme, I've just brushed me teef but mind you don't fart

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smooth talking bastard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and you did two answers......"

Just shows the sort of helpfull guy I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, I'll do it, bend over then Femme, I've just brushed me teef but mind you don't fart

smooth talking bastard

Awwww shucks, you're making me blush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use a poultice... animalintex and very hot water... slap it on and leave overnight... should draw it out... or at least distract you for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bump!

Hows your arse Femme?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Bump!

Hows your arse Femme?

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sore!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whats the best way to get em out? I have one on my bum and i dont know how the bleedin hell it got there....

That's the trouble with wooden sex toys - should come with a health warning - or a use by date!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Whats the best way to get em out? I have one on my bum and i dont know how the bleedin hell it got there....

That's the trouble with wooden sex toys - should come with a health warning - or a use by date!

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i havent got any wooden sex toys.....i managed to get the splinter out but my ass cheek is fecking sore

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