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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

I’m exhausted, yet horny.

Is it too much to ask for someone to come round and tend to me sexually whilst I watch telly? Oh and could they bring me a glass of sparkling water from the kitchen, I don’t want to get up.

What’s your too much to ask?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m exhausted, yet horny.

Is it too much to ask for someone to come round and tend to me sexually whilst I watch telly? Oh and could they bring me a glass of sparkling water from the kitchen, I don’t want to get up.

What’s your too much to ask?"

That just made me really chuckle

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Is it too much to ask that someone has sex with me without me making any effort to shave,slap makeup on,matching underwear etc etc etc

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I’m exhausted, yet horny.

Is it too much to ask for someone to come round and tend to me sexually whilst I watch telly? Oh and could they bring me a glass of sparkling water from the kitchen, I don’t want to get up.

What’s your too much to ask?"

Not at all...I swear I get a dozen messages a day asking if I want someone to come round for nsa oral...I’m sure they’d sort out a glass of water for you while they’re at it

My too much to ask...I’m knackered and I’ve trapped a nerve in my shoulder. Is it too much to ask for one of these burly lads to come over and carry me to bed? No funny business, I just want my bed but I’m too tired and in pain to actually get up from my sofa.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Is it too much to ask that someone has sex with me without me making any effort to shave,slap makeup on,matching underwear etc etc etc"

Oh I hear you....its even worse if the sex wasnt with shaving for

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"I’m exhausted, yet horny.

Is it too much to ask for someone to come round and tend to me sexually whilst I watch telly? Oh and could they bring me a glass of sparkling water from the kitchen, I don’t want to get up.

What’s your too much to ask?"

Do you happen to have a faceless single male profile set up in my area?

I wouldn't ask but I had a very similar PM along these lines earlier...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not at all.... I want to make the same request, only change the water to wine

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"I’m exhausted, yet horny.

Is it too much to ask for someone to come round and tend to me sexually whilst I watch telly? Oh and could they bring me a glass of sparkling water from the kitchen, I don’t want to get up.

What’s your too much to ask?

Do you happen to have a faceless single male profile set up in my area?

I wouldn't ask but I had a very similar PM along these lines earlier... "

How can that be? I am one of a kind with my charisma, uniqueness, nerve and talent!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Similar, tired yet frisky.

Give me a few orgasms, pull my nighty down when you're done, spoon, until I am ready to drop off, then bugger off so you can snore in your own bed, thanks, I'm a light sleeper!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it too much to ask for someone to give me a full body massage? I'm in need

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Someone to come and lay my new bathroom floor please been looking at it all day and not got past the unpacking it stage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it too much to ask for someone lovely to bring me a cuppa, a kiss on the forehead, and then bugger off so I can recharge in peace? But not too far because I'll need another cuppa in an hour or so.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Is it too much to ask for me to be able to draw a salary yet not actually attend work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it too much to ask for someone to give me a full body massage? I'm in need "

I would but my arms aren't long enough to reach from where I'm sat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it too much to ask for someone to give me a full body massage? I'm in need

I would but my arms aren't long enough to reach from where I'm sat "

Go go gadget massage arms Wow.. If you were closer, I'd gratefully accept.. oh my

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it too much to ask for someone lovely to bring me a cuppa, a kiss on the forehead, and then bugger off so I can recharge in peace? But not too far because I'll need another cuppa in an hour or so. "

I'm just bumping my request because nobody has appeared yet....

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Is it too much to ask for someone lovely to bring me a cuppa, a kiss on the forehead, and then bugger off so I can recharge in peace? But not too far because I'll need another cuppa in an hour or so.

I'm just bumping my request because nobody has appeared yet...."

I’m dying of dehydration.

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Im used to putting all the effort in.

Where's the glasses

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Is it too much to ask for someone lovely to bring me a cuppa, a kiss on the forehead, and then bugger off so I can recharge in peace? But not too far because I'll need another cuppa in an hour or so.

I'm just bumping my request because nobody has appeared yet....

I’m dying of dehydration."

I’d love to help but I only do tea with a biscuit, sorry

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Is it too much to ask that someone has sex with me without me making any effort to shave,slap makeup on,matching underwear etc etc etc"

Omg preach.

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Is it too much to ask for someone lovely to bring me a cuppa, a kiss on the forehead, and then bugger off so I can recharge in peace? But not too far because I'll need another cuppa in an hour or so.

I'm just bumping my request because nobody has appeared yet....

I’m dying of dehydration.

I’d love to help but I only do tea with a biscuit, sorry "

Help me or Hep?

I don’t want tea. Or a biscuit. I want fucking and some sparkling water and I won’t accept any less.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it too much to ask for someone lovely to bring me a cuppa, a kiss on the forehead, and then bugger off so I can recharge in peace? But not too far because I'll need another cuppa in an hour or so.

I'm just bumping my request because nobody has appeared yet....

I’m dying of dehydration.

I’d love to help but I only do tea with a biscuit, sorry

Help me or Hep?

I don’t want tea. Or a biscuit. I want fucking and some sparkling water and I won’t accept any less. "

I'd offer but the sparkling water would be flat by the time get there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it too much to ask for someone lovely to bring me a cuppa, a kiss on the forehead, and then bugger off so I can recharge in peace? But not too far because I'll need another cuppa in an hour or so.

I'm just bumping my request because nobody has appeared yet...."

I'll make you a brew, I'm just putting the kettle on, if you dont want me to kiss your forehead I could just sing soft kitty to you instead

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Is it too much to ask for someone lovely to bring me a cuppa, a kiss on the forehead, and then bugger off so I can recharge in peace? But not too far because I'll need another cuppa in an hour or so.

I'm just bumping my request because nobody has appeared yet....

I’m dying of dehydration.

I’d love to help but I only do tea with a biscuit, sorry

Help me or Hep?

I don’t want tea. Or a biscuit. I want fucking and some sparkling water and I won’t accept any less. "

I’m dreadfully sorry, Order’s mixed up!

In that case, who did I fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it too much to ask for someone lovely to bring me a cuppa, a kiss on the forehead, and then bugger off so I can recharge in peace? But not too far because I'll need another cuppa in an hour or so.

I'm just bumping my request because nobody has appeared yet....

I’m dying of dehydration.

I’d love to help but I only do tea with a biscuit, sorry

Help me or Hep?

I don’t want tea. Or a biscuit. I want fucking and some sparkling water and I won’t accept any less.

I’m dreadfully sorry, Order’s mixed up!

In that case, who did I fuck? "

I felt something a bit odd a few minutes ago.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Is it too much to ask for someone lovely to bring me a cuppa, a kiss on the forehead, and then bugger off so I can recharge in peace? But not too far because I'll need another cuppa in an hour or so.

I'm just bumping my request because nobody has appeared yet....

I’m dying of dehydration.

I’d love to help but I only do tea with a biscuit, sorry

Help me or Hep?

I don’t want tea. Or a biscuit. I want fucking and some sparkling water and I won’t accept any less.

I’m dreadfully sorry, Order’s mixed up!

In that case, who did I fuck?

I felt something a bit odd a few minutes ago. "

A bit odd sounds like me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it too much to ask that someone has sex with me without me making any effort to shave,slap makeup on,matching underwear etc etc etc"

You mean like a wife/long term girlfriend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it too much to ask for someone lovely to bring me a cuppa, a kiss on the forehead, and then bugger off so I can recharge in peace? But not too far because I'll need another cuppa in an hour or so.

I'm just bumping my request because nobody has appeared yet....

I'll make you a brew, I'm just putting the kettle on, if you dont want me to kiss your forehead I could just sing soft kitty to you instead "

I'll do the kissing on the forehead

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Is it too much to ask for someone lovely to bring me a cuppa, a kiss on the forehead, and then bugger off so I can recharge in peace? But not too far because I'll need another cuppa in an hour or so.

I'm just bumping my request because nobody has appeared yet....

I’m dying of dehydration.

I’d love to help but I only do tea with a biscuit, sorry

Help me or Hep?

I don’t want tea. Or a biscuit. I want fucking and some sparkling water and I won’t accept any less.

I'd offer but the sparkling water would be flat by the time get there."

I’ve got Amaretto ice cream now, I’ll be alright for a couple of hours - get going.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it too much to ask for someone lovely to bring me a cuppa, a kiss on the forehead, and then bugger off so I can recharge in peace? But not too far because I'll need another cuppa in an hour or so.

I'm just bumping my request because nobody has appeared yet....

I'll make you a brew, I'm just putting the kettle on, if you dont want me to kiss your forehead I could just sing soft kitty to you instead "

Kisses are very welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it too much to ask for someone lovely to bring me a cuppa, a kiss on the forehead, and then bugger off so I can recharge in peace? But not too far because I'll need another cuppa in an hour or so.

I'm just bumping my request because nobody has appeared yet....

I’m dying of dehydration.

I’d love to help but I only do tea with a biscuit, sorry

Help me or Hep?

I don’t want tea. Or a biscuit. I want fucking and some sparkling water and I won’t accept any less.

I'd offer but the sparkling water would be flat by the time get there.

I’ve got Amaretto ice cream now, I’ll be alright for a couple of hours - get going. "

On my way.

Show me the way to Amaretto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it too much to ask for someone lovely to bring me a cuppa, a kiss on the forehead, and then bugger off so I can recharge in peace? But not too far because I'll need another cuppa in an hour or so.

I'm just bumping my request because nobody has appeared yet....

I'll make you a brew, I'm just putting the kettle on, if you dont want me to kiss your forehead I could just sing soft kitty to you instead

I'll do the kissing on the forehead "

But then you must leave until the next brew is required

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it too much to ask for someone lovely to bring me a cuppa, a kiss on the forehead, and then bugger off so I can recharge in peace? But not too far because I'll need another cuppa in an hour or so.

I'm just bumping my request because nobody has appeared yet....

I'll make you a brew, I'm just putting the kettle on, if you dont want me to kiss your forehead I could just sing soft kitty to you instead

I'll do the kissing on the forehead

But then you must leave until the next brew is required "

I'm sure I could keep him out of your hair until it's time for the next brew

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Is it too much to ask for someone lovely to bring me a cuppa, a kiss on the forehead, and then bugger off so I can recharge in peace? But not too far because I'll need another cuppa in an hour or so.

I'm just bumping my request because nobody has appeared yet....

I’m dying of dehydration.

I’d love to help but I only do tea with a biscuit, sorry

Help me or Hep?

I don’t want tea. Or a biscuit. I want fucking and some sparkling water and I won’t accept any less.

I'd offer but the sparkling water would be flat by the time get there.

I’ve got Amaretto ice cream now, I’ll be alright for a couple of hours - get going.

On my way.

Show me the way to Amaretto"

Crunchy on the outside?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Is it too much to ask someone to turn the light off for me please? I'm in bed, and too sleey to move

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By *ussD1Man
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Similar, tired yet frisky.

Give me a few orgasms, pull my nighty down when you're done, spoon, until I am ready to drop off, then bugger off so you can snore in your own bed, thanks, I'm a light sleeper!"

That’s a big yes madam.

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By *ussD1Man
over a year ago

Gloucester


"Similar, tired yet frisky.

Give me a few orgasms, pull my nighty down when you're done, spoon, until I am ready to drop off, then bugger off so you can snore in your own bed, thanks, I'm a light sleeper!"

Fuck! Sounds like my last experience!

Is this not the norm ?

Starts to feel like I’ve been duped !!

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