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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Auditions are open!

What's your act?

If you impress me I might give my golden buzzer a rub

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

My only real talent is singing and cumming a lot hahah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My only real talent is singing and cumming a lot hahah "

At the same time?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My only real talent is singing and cumming a lot hahah "

If you could call out "yes queenie" as you cum that would help. Otherwise I'm not sure you'd be suitable for the royal variety.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooo well erm hmmm i can sing real good do impressions(jim bowen)

Among others and im actually quite funny from time to time im like a young dick van dyke without the dancing i dont dance ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not many talents but I'm great at polishing golden buzzers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sing and play guitar- I’ve even got a couple of crappy recordings to prove it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooooo well erm hmmm i can sing real good do impressions(jim bowen)

Among others and im actually quite funny from time to time im like a young dick van dyke without the dancing i dont dance ever"
i do have witnesses too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can get a tune out of any kitchen appliance, I’m currently playing Walking on Sunshine on a whisk and cheese grater. Tomorrow I shall play Word Up by Cameo on the kettle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can get a tune out of any kitchen appliance, I’m currently playing Walking on Sunshine on a whisk and cheese grater. Tomorrow I shall play Word Up by Cameo on the kettle. "
is it a rusty kettle?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I shall give a monotone, full reading of Tolstoy‘s classic, War And Peace.

I’ll wager I’ll have you all in the Land Of Nod by the end of the first chapter. Take that Paul McKenna!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think the Queen would want to see the kind of dancing I can do....But Prince Philip might

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By *otwife34Couple
over a year ago

wiltshire

I make a mean pot noodle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can self levitate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't think the Queen would want to see the kind of dancing I can do....But Prince Philip might "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Giving blowjobs, im always told they r the best haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can doodle. I doodled Rubidoux vs Ghengis

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can doodle. I doodled Rubidoux vs Ghengis "
and it was awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Axe throwing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm reasonably good at DIY, but that doesn't transfer well to the stage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooooo well erm hmmm i can sing real good do impressions(jim bowen)

Among others and im actually quite funny from time to time im like a young dick van dyke without the dancing i dont dance ever"

I wants to see you dance now PMF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make people vanish

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire


"My only real talent is singing and cumming a lot hahah

At the same time?"

I've never tried. Ill get back to you in that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am completely talentless at all things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Playing guitar writing poetry.

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By *lceeWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I can play the piano. And tell you the exact brand of biscuit mush that’s at the bottom of a cup of tea. I’ve had a lot of practice at that!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can play the piano. And tell you the exact brand of biscuit mush that’s at the bottom of a cup of tea. I’ve had a lot of practice at that! "

Biscuit mush is the bane of my life!

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

I can play saxophone, which means I have great breath and mouth control and can multi task with my fingers.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Procrastination is my forte....I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooooo well erm hmmm i can sing real good do impressions(jim bowen)

Among others and im actually quite funny from time to time im like a young dick van dyke without the dancing i dont dance ever

I wants to see you dance now PMF "
noooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My only real talent is singing and cumming a lot hahah "

I would mind seeing that xx

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By *ayMyName2018Man
over a year ago

Where the Wild Things Are

I once kicked a hedgehog off a grass bank without realising it....

In some eyes, that’s a superpower

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By *ayMyName2018Man
over a year ago

Where the Wild Things Are

Ps.

It survived

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By *winger212Woman
over a year ago

Live in spain

I was a clown and make animals out of balloons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you need someone who can regale a tale in the style of Ronnie Corbett, well when I say regale I can sometimes get lost en route when trying to get to a point. I have been known to drift further than Vin Diesel in all of the Fast and Furious films. Coincidentally, I had considered changing my username to Fast and Furious, but though it implied my lovemaking was like the hulk piloting a rocket, when I'm more Dr Banner on a C5.

But the problem with usernames can me that the best one's are taken, a bit like married people I'm told. Whilst fab gives you the opportunity to "borrow" a partner from someone else, sharing usernames is a bit of a no no. Fab are quite strict on that, it is a shame that the technology doesn't exist to stop people from replacing their actual 5" wiener with monstercocks from the Internet.

How these gents think they can get away with it is beyond me, unless they say they are scrupulous with their personal hygiene and their tackle shrank in the wash....

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