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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That there is a blood type that only a handful people in the world have. So rare there are currently only 8 active donors, with 43 people IDed between 1961-2010.

Rh-null otherwise called as the golden blood, lacks all positive and negative antigens making it incompatible with every other blood type, just like O-.

What have you learned today/recently

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I learned I shoulda spent a bit more time in Brum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gay men have bigger penises than straight men. It is true they mentioned it on Naked Attraction.

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

If you're rh negative they inject you with anti-D (the d antigen) after a pregnancy, abortion (spontaneous or otherwise), or after any bleed during pregnancy.

I didn't learn that today. Idc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learned how to be submissive

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By *ountbattenMan
over a year ago

Chester

Mongolians built the world's first composite bows made of hide and bone, making them as effective as long bows but only half the size. Thus usable on horseback

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"If you're rh negative they inject you with anti-D (the d antigen) after a pregnancy, abortion (spontaneous or otherwise), or after any bleed during pregnancy.

I didn't learn that today. Idc."

That applies to me

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I learnt... I should leave the cat I the kitchen cause she can't be trusted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be more submissive

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A Jenga tower can withhold around 6 metric tones of pressure put on it before it collapses.

Not bad for a few blocks of wood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think before you climb over fences in a farm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mongolians built the world's first composite bows made of hide and bone, making them as effective as long bows but only half the size. Thus usable on horseback"

MORE powerful, MORE accurate. Mongol composite bow makes the Welsh Longbow look like a kids toy by comparison.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"A Jenga tower can withhold around 6 metric tones of pressure put on it before it collapses.

Not bad for a few blocks of wood."
I'm not playing Jenga in your house

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Zebra fishes can repair their hearts. And scientists are looking at the how and why and seeing if they can somehow replicate this within our bodies.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

It's more difficult to walk if you swing your right arm with your right leg and left arm with left leg.

It does attract giraffes tho

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Didn't learn this today but I do like to wind people up with it....

If you put your left shoulder and left foot (or right shoulder and foot) against a wall you can't lift the aposing foot off the floor without loosing your balance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have literally just this minute learned that Kinkysexpot is quite correct

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By *xMFM3sumsxxWoman
over a year ago

SouthWest Lancashire

FFS now i learned kinkyspot is correct as well.

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Hahaha I have just lol'ed out loud!! It's quite amusing to use as a party trick too and you can have a good giggle at seeing people trying it

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"I have literally just this minute learned that Kinkysexpot is quite correct

I am off to test it.

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By *ountbattenMan
over a year ago

Chester

"Mongolians built the world's first composite bows made of hide and bone, making them as effective as long bows but only half the size. Thus usable on horseback

MORE powerful, MORE accurate. Mongol composite bow makes the Welsh Longbow look like a kids toy by comparison.

Indeed. Funnily enough I learnt it on a Grand Tour episode even though the book I'm reading right now is about Genghis Khan! You might've already read it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You cannot rotate your right arm in a circle, and your right leg in in a circle in the opposite direction (or left arm and left leg).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mongolians built the world's first composite bows made of hide and bone, making them as effective as long bows but only half the size. Thus usable on horseback

MORE powerful, MORE accurate. Mongol composite bow makes the Welsh Longbow look like a kids toy by comparison.

Indeed. Funnily enough I learnt it on a Grand Tour episode even though the book I'm reading right now is about Genghis Khan! You might've already read it "

Not if it's the one Autumn76 still hasn't given me yet.

Only books on Ghengis I've read are Conn Igulden Series and two written by contemporary historians. Though I've forgotten who and what they were called.

Would love an English translation of "Secret History of the Mongols".

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

Today I learned that Axl Rose is an anagram for oral sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To chill in the face of it all.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If squirrels want to eat the bird food and dog food and also run off with the food bowl they will...

don’t fuck with squirrels...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ain't learned nothing..... Shit... I need to contribute something...... Ummmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can always trust a dog to be your friend; especially when you have crumbs on your top.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Krav Maga hurts

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

That 4 days goes very quick....*cough*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That 4 days goes very quick....*cough*

Welcome back

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"That 4 days goes very quick....*cough*

Welcome back

Thanku....the basement was a tad chilly....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That 4 days goes very quick....*cough*

Welcome back

Thanku....the basement was a tad chilly....

Been there, seven days lol it was extremely cold. At least you escaped eventually lol

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"That 4 days goes very quick....*cough*

Welcome back

Thanku....the basement was a tad chilly....

Any company?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"That 4 days goes very quick....*cough*

Welcome back

Thanku....the basement was a tad chilly....

Been there, seven days lol it was extremely cold. At least you escaped eventually lol"

Through a tiny window.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That 4 days goes very quick....*cough*

Welcome back

Thanku....the basement was a tad chilly....

Been there, seven days lol it was extremely cold. At least you escaped eventually lol

Through a tiny window.....

It's the tiniest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learnt the best way to fry an egg and / or cook fish fingers

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Today I are be mostly learning that there is more to life than Fab ... who knew??

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"That 4 days goes very quick....*cough*

Welcome back

Thanku....the basement was a tad chilly....

Any company?

Your lucky we had crackers, I would of eaten you!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"That 4 days goes very quick....*cough*

Welcome back

Thanku....the basement was a tad chilly....

Any company?

Your lucky we had crackers, I would of eaten you!

Damn those crackers

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By *eandHim2019Couple
over a year ago

preston

It's hard work finding a woman for our fantasies x

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"That 4 days goes very quick....*cough*

Welcome back

Thanku....the basement was a tad chilly....

Any company?

Your lucky we had crackers, I would of eaten you!

Damn those crackers

Oooooooooo don't take over naughty naughty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sometimes I'd rather have a rare steak with salad and a chocolate pudding with double cream than sex

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"That sometimes I'd rather have a rare steak with salad and a chocolate pudding with double cream than sex

But why not sex after to try and with some off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That people really don't understand introversion and extroversion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That 4 days goes very quick....*cough*

Welcome back

Thanku....the basement was a tad chilly....

Any company?

Your lucky we had crackers, I would of eaten you!

Damn those crackers

Oooooooooo don't take over naughty naughty

Your both back

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

That sometimes its best to follow advice and use the bloody gloves if you want to be able to use your hands later..

Owowow.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"That 4 days goes very quick....*cough*

Welcome back

Thanku....the basement was a tad chilly....

Any company?

Your lucky we had crackers, I would of eaten you!

Damn those crackers

Oooooooooo don't take over naughty naughty

Your both back

No ... I'm keeping a low profile

sshhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That sometimes I'd rather have a rare steak with salad and a chocolate pudding with double cream than sex

But why not sex after to try and with some off?

Can't be arsed.

I've got a glass of wine now, feet up - no work tomorrow happy days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I learnt ... that there is no way I am going to be able to catch up all the way to the end of season 7 of Game Of Thrones before season 8 starts

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Today I learned I'm somewhat of a freak for never having seen 1 episode of GOT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I’m having a boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today I learned I'm somewhat of a freak for never having seen 1 episode of GOT"

I never even knew about it until a year ago, I've binged it all now, it's shit but kinda dirty in places....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I’m having a boy "

Awwwww cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I’m having a boy "

A little Prince

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That 4 days goes very quick....*cough*

Welcome back

Thanku....the basement was a tad chilly....

Any company?

Wb xx

Your lucky we had crackers, I would of eaten you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learned winnie the pooh is a girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That 4 days goes very quick....*cough*

Welcome back

Thanku....the basement was a tad chilly....

Any company?

Wb xx

Your lucky we had crackers, I would of eaten you!

Oh ffs

Wb xx*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I’m having a boy "

Duuuuuuuuuude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I’m having a boy "

Wooooohoooooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today I learned I'm somewhat of a freak for never having seen 1 episode of GOT"

It will get you in the end :- )

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Today I learned I'm somewhat of a freak for never having seen 1 episode of GOT

It will get you in the end :- )"

Never ... I will resist

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"That I’m having a boy "

Awww. Exciting times ahead. Chuffed for you.

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By *aughtyLittleMissWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Not if it's the one Autumn76 still hasn't given me yet.

Only books on Ghengis I've read are Conn Igulden Series and two written by contemporary historians. Though I've forgotten who and what they were called.

Would love an English translation of "Secret History of the Mongols"."

Would one book be “The Mongol Empire” by John Man? I’m part way through reading it, it’s fascinating

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By *greygorCouple
over a year ago

birmingham

been in nottingham on a very big money meet for over sea investment .and the amount of cash some guys have to chase even more cash is insane .and not one was bothered about leaving e u .deal or no deal .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I’m having a boy "

Massive congrats gorgeous!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smiling more than normal makes people think you're up to something mischievous.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Smiling more than normal makes people think you're up to something mischievous. "

Or you have wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you're rh negative they inject you with anti-D (the d antigen) after a pregnancy, abortion (spontaneous or otherwise), or after any bleed during pregnancy.

I didn't learn that today. Idc."

Yea I needed that injection after the birth of my girls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mongolians built the world's first composite bows made of hide and bone, making them as effective as long bows but only half the size. Thus usable on horseback

MORE powerful, MORE accurate. Mongol composite bow makes the Welsh Longbow look like a kids toy by comparison.

Indeed. Funnily enough I learnt it on a Grand Tour episode even though the book I'm reading right now is about Genghis Khan! You might've already read it

Not if it's the one Autumn76 still hasn't given me yet.

Only books on Ghengis I've read are Conn Igulden Series and two written by contemporary historians. Though I've forgotten who and what they were called.

Would love an English translation of "Secret History of the Mongols"."

It is gathering so much dust too I need to offload it (the book)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mongolians built the world's first composite bows made of hide and bone, making them as effective as long bows but only half the size. Thus usable on horseback

MORE powerful, MORE accurate. Mongol composite bow makes the Welsh Longbow look like a kids toy by comparison.

Indeed. Funnily enough I learnt it on a Grand Tour episode even though the book I'm reading right now is about Genghis Khan! You might've already read it

Not if it's the one Autumn76 still hasn't given me yet.

Only books on Ghengis I've read are Conn Igulden Series and two written by contemporary historians. Though I've forgotten who and what they were called.

Would love an English translation of "Secret History of the Mongols".

It is gathering so much dust too I need to offload it (the book)

I've finished all my books and only have this Forum left to fulfil my letter lust.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I learned winnie the pooh is a girl"

What???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I learned winnie the pooh is a girl

What???"

Lies! It's all lies!

He's got a boys voice! He's called pooh!

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

"Smiling more than normal makes people think you're up to something mischievous.

Or you have wind"

I presume they just have wind

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I learned winnie the pooh is a girl

What???

Lies! It's all lies!

He's got a boys voice! He's called pooh! "

All pooh is masculine is it?? Bloody sexism

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Today I learned that my children are not in school on Friday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I learned winnie the pooh is a girl

What???

Lies! It's all lies!

He's got a boys voice! He's called pooh!

All pooh is masculine is it?? Bloody sexism

I was as shocked as well

"The bear which inspired Winnie the Pooh is actually a girl. He is referred to as "he" in AA Milne's books and in the Disney cartoons his voice has always been provided by a man. But, it turns out that the bear he is named after, was actually a female black bear named Winnie"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I learned winnie the pooh is a girl

What???

Lies! It's all lies!

He's got a boys voice! He's called pooh!

All pooh is masculine is it?? Bloody sexism

I was as shocked as well

Yes

But Winnie the Pooh is still a boy. He was inspired by a girl. My friend is named Alexandra, after her dad - Alexander. Doesn’t make her a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I learned winnie the pooh is a girl

What???

Lies! It's all lies!

He's got a boys voice! He's called pooh!

All pooh is masculine is it?? Bloody sexism

I was as shocked as well

But why was she a pooh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet it was Whinney the (something nice) tho not pooh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't get cheap flights anywhere the week after Easter - well, you can going out, but not coming back

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By *heffmMan
over a year ago

sheffield

about tv shows I'm not going to watch ,, and it's a buzzard

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I bet it was Whinney the (something nice) tho not pooh! "

I have a card that has the 3 bears leaning against a tree looking at Winnie saying "Winnie the what??!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I learned winnie the pooh is a girl

What???

Lies! It's all lies!

He's got a boys voice! He's called pooh!

All pooh is masculine is it?? Bloody sexism

I was as shocked as well

Yes

But Winnie the Pooh is still a boy. He was inspired by a girl. My friend is named Alexandra, after her dad - Alexander. Doesn’t make her a man

You've fixed my day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I learned that having to dismiss a member of staff, and be the one responsible for turning their world upside down is the very worst feeling ever

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I learned winnie the pooh is a girl

What???

Lies! It's all lies!

He's got a boys voice! He's called pooh!

All pooh is masculine is it?? Bloody sexism

I was as shocked as well

Yes

But Winnie the Pooh is still a boy. He was inspired by a girl. My friend is named Alexandra, after her dad - Alexander. Doesn’t make her a man

You've fixed my day

I was going to say this ... doesn't matter about the inspiration .. the author intended him to be a boy

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"Smiling more than normal makes people think you're up to something mischievous. "

Usually I am....

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By *ountbattenMan
over a year ago

Chester

"Mongolians built the world's first composite bows made of hide and bone, making them as effective as long bows but only half the size. Thus usable on horseback

MORE powerful, MORE accurate. Mongol composite bow makes the Welsh Longbow look like a kids toy by comparison.

Indeed. Funnily enough I learnt it on a Grand Tour episode even though the book I'm reading right now is about Genghis Khan! You might've already read it

Not if it's the one Autumn76 still hasn't given me yet.

Only books on Ghengis I've read are Conn Igulden Series and two written by contemporary historians. Though I've forgotten who and what they were called.

Would love an English translation of "Secret History of the Mongols".

It is gathering so much dust too I need to offload it (the book)

I've finished all my books and only have this Forum left to fulfil my letter lust."

Aye a translation of the Secret History would be mega. Damned Soviets destroying so much to do with the man.

Book I'm currently on is Genghis Khan and the Making of the Modern World by Jack Weatherford. I'm only at the start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I’m having a boy "

Truly awesome!!! Congrats my dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I learned that having to dismiss a member of staff, and be the one responsible for turning their world upside down is the very worst feeling ever

Oh that must be awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That smiling assassins are indeed everywhere

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By *irginieWoman
over a year ago

Near Marlborough

I learned that huntsman spiders hold their breath if someone tries to spray them them with insecticide. Go spider.

V x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That smiling assassins are indeed everywhere"

Especially behind the couch

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"That smiling assassins are indeed everywhere

Especially behind the couch

I keep mine under the bed. Much more convenient.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That smiling assassins are indeed everywhere

Especially behind the couch

I keep mine under the bed. Much more convenient. "

That bed is awesome to hide things under I imagine lol do they have great boots also?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How hard it is sometimes.

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"That smiling assassins are indeed everywhere

Especially behind the couch

I keep mine under the bed. Much more convenient.

That bed is awesome to hide things under I imagine lol do they have great boots also?

Oh there's a couple of interesting things under there too. Plenty of boots too. But the smiling assassins dont have those. All of the boots are MINE! not to be shared..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got o- and I'm left handed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That smiling assassins are indeed everywhere

Especially behind the couch

I keep mine under the bed. Much more convenient.

That bed is awesome to hide things under I imagine lol do they have great boots also?

Oh there's a couple of interesting things under there too. Plenty of boots too. But the smiling assassins dont have those. All of the boots are MINE! not to be shared..

Good! Assassins are known to stretch out great boots, the little barstards they are

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"That smiling assassins are indeed everywhere

Especially behind the couch

I keep mine under the bed. Much more convenient.

That bed is awesome to hide things under I imagine lol do they have great boots also?

Oh there's a couple of interesting things under there too. Plenty of boots too. But the smiling assassins dont have those. All of the boots are MINE! not to be shared..

Good! Assassins are known to stretch out great boots, the little barstards they are

They prefer barefoot anyway.

Softly softly...catchee monkey..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That smiling assassins are indeed everywhere

Especially behind the couch

I keep mine under the bed. Much more convenient.

That bed is awesome to hide things under I imagine lol do they have great boots also?

Oh there's a couple of interesting things under there too. Plenty of boots too. But the smiling assassins dont have those. All of the boots are MINE! not to be shared..

Good! Assassins are known to stretch out great boots, the little barstards they are

They prefer barefoot anyway.

Softly softly...catchee monkey.."

Whose putting contracts out on monkeys?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"That smiling assassins are indeed everywhere

Especially behind the couch

I keep mine under the bed. Much more convenient.

That bed is awesome to hide things under I imagine lol do they have great boots also?

Oh there's a couple of interesting things under there too. Plenty of boots too. But the smiling assassins dont have those. All of the boots are MINE! not to be shared..

Good! Assassins are known to stretch out great boots, the little barstards they are

They prefer barefoot anyway.

Softly softly...catchee monkey..

Whose putting contracts out on monkeys?

What did us monkeys do wrong??

Turn my back for a minute and ...

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"That smiling assassins are indeed everywhere

Especially behind the couch

I keep mine under the bed. Much more convenient.

That bed is awesome to hide things under I imagine lol do they have great boots also?

Oh there's a couple of interesting things under there too. Plenty of boots too. But the smiling assassins dont have those. All of the boots are MINE! not to be shared..

Good! Assassins are known to stretch out great boots, the little barstards they are

They prefer barefoot anyway.

Softly softly...catchee monkey..

Whose putting contracts out on monkeys?

Well I have been getting a fair few inboxes from primates of late..

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over a year ago

"That smiling assassins are indeed everywhere

Especially behind the couch

I keep mine under the bed. Much more convenient.

That bed is awesome to hide things under I imagine lol do they have great boots also?

Oh there's a couple of interesting things under there too. Plenty of boots too. But the smiling assassins dont have those. All of the boots are MINE! not to be shared..

Good! Assassins are known to stretch out great boots, the little barstards they are

They prefer barefoot anyway.

Softly softly...catchee monkey..

Whose putting contracts out on monkeys?

Well I have been getting a fair few inboxes from primates of late.."

First time I have been compared to a great ape lol

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over a year ago

"That smiling assassins are indeed everywhere

Especially behind the couch

I keep mine under the bed. Much more convenient.

That bed is awesome to hide things under I imagine lol do they have great boots also?

Oh there's a couple of interesting things under there too. Plenty of boots too. But the smiling assassins dont have those. All of the boots are MINE! not to be shared..

Good! Assassins are known to stretch out great boots, the little barstards they are

They prefer barefoot anyway.

Softly softly...catchee monkey..

Whose putting contracts out on monkeys?

What did us monkeys do wrong??

Turn my back for a minute and ..."

Terrible isnt it? Poor monkeys avoiding those roaming assassins

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over a year ago

That sitting through an entire episode of the real housewives of 'anywhere they happen to be filming' has a direct negative impact on my feelings for the person refusing to turn it off

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"That smiling assassins are indeed everywhere

Especially behind the couch

I keep mine under the bed. Much more convenient.

That bed is awesome to hide things under I imagine lol do they have great boots also?

Oh there's a couple of interesting things under there too. Plenty of boots too. But the smiling assassins dont have those. All of the boots are MINE! not to be shared..

Good! Assassins are known to stretch out great boots, the little barstards they are

They prefer barefoot anyway.

Softly softly...catchee monkey..

Whose putting contracts out on monkeys?

What did us monkeys do wrong??

Turn my back for a minute and ..."

Ah the females of the species are I'm sure completely innocent of any wrong doing.

The males however..Well they do seem to want to lead a sweet innocent gal astray down a very dark and twisted path

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

"That smiling assassins are indeed everywhere

Especially behind the couch

I keep mine under the bed. Much more convenient.

That bed is awesome to hide things under I imagine lol do they have great boots also?

Oh there's a couple of interesting things under there too. Plenty of boots too. But the smiling assassins dont have those. All of the boots are MINE! not to be shared..

Good! Assassins are known to stretch out great boots, the little barstards they are

They prefer barefoot anyway.

Softly softly...catchee monkey..

Whose putting contracts out on monkeys?

Well I have been getting a fair few inboxes from primates of late..

First time I have been compared to a great ape lol

Ah i was not referring to yourself as monkey. No you are as as described..Much more wolf type

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over a year ago

"That smiling assassins are indeed everywhere

Especially behind the couch

I keep mine under the bed. Much more convenient.

That bed is awesome to hide things under I imagine lol do they have great boots also?

Oh there's a couple of interesting things under there too. Plenty of boots too. But the smiling assassins dont have those. All of the boots are MINE! not to be shared..

Good! Assassins are known to stretch out great boots, the little barstards they are

They prefer barefoot anyway.

Softly softly...catchee monkey..

Whose putting contracts out on monkeys?

Well I have been getting a fair few inboxes from primates of late..

First time I have been compared to a great ape lol

Ah i was not referring to yourself as monkey. No you are as as described..Much more wolf type"

Well I am as advertised

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