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Tell otherwise I'll sit on you til you spill!"And you think that would make me spill- I’d enjoy it too much  | |||
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Tell otherwise I'll sit on you til you spill!
And you think that would make me spill- I’d enjoy it too much "You wouldn't I transitioned whilst I was away for a tick,oh hang on... | |||
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"Sorry to hear that the dating thing didn't work out. Welcome back "Thankyou,I do truly believe I'll be spending the rest of my journey through life having to wash my own damn car,tragic eh. | |||
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"Sorry to hear that the dating thing didn't work out. Welcome back
Thankyou,I do truly believe I'll be spending the rest of my journey through life having to wash my own damn car,tragic eh."Not with legs like that you won’t. | |||
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Tell otherwise I'll sit on you til you spill!
And you think that would make me spill- I’d enjoy it too much
You wouldn't I transitioned whilst I was away for a tick,oh hang on..."Oh yeah that’s even better - if you’re now wielding an extra surprise - you thought you had me pegged  | |||
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"Well, I've tried pof, and the messages are just as shite there as they are here! Welcome back though x"Thanks chick,my daughter even set me up with her psychology teacher who I had actually met on parents night,well I won't bore you with the details but needless to say it didn't go to plan. Met someone from Pof which didn't go anywhere. All the other people that message have done so numerous time's before,you think they'd get bored. I may try being a match maker again... | |||
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"This loser is good thanks "You're no loser you're one of the good one's. | |||
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"Sorry to hear that the dating thing didn't work out. Welcome back
Thankyou,I do truly believe I'll be spending the rest of my journey through life having to wash my own damn car,tragic eh.
Not with legs like that you won’t. "What trouble have you been causing recently then? | |||
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"Well, I've tried pof, and the messages are just as shite there as they are here! Welcome back though x
Thanks chick,my daughter even set me up with her psychology teacher who I had actually met on parents night,well I won't bore you with the details but needless to say it didn't go to plan.
Met someone from Pof which didn't go anywhere. All the other people that message have done so numerous time's before,you think they'd get bored.
I may try being a match maker again..."You can P all the details if you wish! Troubles shared and all that! After seeing the total boring profiles on pof, there is no way I am wasting money on match lol Why the hell do men takes face pics whilst on a work site with a bloody hard hat on?
Surely you'd want to post pics that make you look good 
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"I thought you'd eloped with a forumite.
I have no tips for dating and no gossip. "I eloped to Shrewsbury for a while,but he threw me out for being a slob. No gossip?! I. Need. Gossip. Come on people there has to be some! | |||
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"Well, I've tried pof, and the messages are just as shite there as they are here! Welcome back though x
Thanks chick,my daughter even set me up with her psychology teacher who I had actually met on parents night,well I won't bore you with the details but needless to say it didn't go to plan.
Met someone from Pof which didn't go anywhere. All the other people that message have done so numerous time's before,you think they'd get bored.
I may try being a match maker again...
You can P all the details if you wish! Troubles shared and all that!
After seeing the total boring profiles on pof, there is no way I am wasting money on match lol
Why the hell do men takes face pics whilst on a work site with a bloody hard hat on?
Surely you'd want to post pics that make you look good
I truly give up! "Oh my God I'm so hearing you,a high vis jacket or vest isn't that attractive either is it. Or a photo of his motorbike or a view of some random hill or his dog or his four kids! Perhaps we're being too picky. Don't join Match,I did years ago and the same people are on Pof anyway,there was hardly anyone local to me. | |||
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"Sorry to hear that the dating thing didn't work out. Welcome back
Thankyou,I do truly believe I'll be spending the rest of my journey through life having to wash my own damn car,tragic eh.
Not with legs like that you won’t.
What trouble have you been causing recently then?"None what so ever, your avatar is a welcome sight in a sea of cocks. | |||
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"I mean it's nice to see you back but it's also sad at the same time. So happysadface Op, hope you find a decent one soon." Worst of it is Meli it's a Friday night and I've no chocolate. Now that's grim. | |||
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"Sorry to hear that the dating thing didn't work out. Welcome back
Thankyou,I do truly believe I'll be spending the rest of my journey through life having to wash my own damn car,tragic eh.
Not with legs like that you won’t.
What trouble have you been causing recently then?
None what so ever, your avatar is a welcome sight in a sea of cocks. "I don't believe that for one minute,very acceptable avatar by the way! | |||
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"Well, I've tried pof, and the messages are just as shite there as they are here! Welcome back though x
Thanks chick,my daughter even set me up with her psychology teacher who I had actually met on parents night,well I won't bore you with the details but needless to say it didn't go to plan.
Met someone from Pof which didn't go anywhere. All the other people that message have done so numerous time's before,you think they'd get bored.
I may try being a match maker again...
You can P all the details if you wish! Troubles shared and all that!
After seeing the total boring profiles on pof, there is no way I am wasting money on match lol
Why the hell do men takes face pics whilst on a work site with a bloody hard hat on?
Surely you'd want to post pics that make you look good
I truly give up!
Oh my God I'm so hearing you,a high vis jacket or vest isn't that attractive either is it. Or a photo of his motorbike or a view of some random hill or his dog or his four kids!
Perhaps we're being too picky. Don't join Match,I did years ago and the same people are on Pof anyway,there was hardly anyone local to me."I just don't understand the logic behind it all, Men....can you enlighten us, why you would you post those type of pics on a dating site or even here? You're trying to attract people FFS not be looking at 'this is the worst you will get' No wonder women like us become so picky when it is just a sea of dross out there | |||
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"Welcome back Ignite, you were missed a couple of weeks ago....and I still have your prize from a previous thread x " At Manchester,yeah I had a half packed bag but was undecided due to a couple of thing's,then when Jim said he couldn't make it that kinda made my mind up. | |||
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"Welcome back Ignite, you were missed a couple of weeks ago....and I still have your prize from a previous thread x At Manchester,yeah I had a half packed bag but was undecided due to a couple of thing's,then when Jim said he couldn't make it that kinda made my mind up." I’m sure there’ll be another one before too long x | |||
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"I told you sites are all the same. No-one listens..." Who said that  | |||
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"Jolly well welcome back , sorry to hear that the dating malarky didn't go too swimmingly, it's good to se you back x " Thankyou,I'm going to the rescue place and bringing home ten cats instead. Do you think I can train them to take out the bins? | |||
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"Welcome back! I got pregnant " Oh my God that's wonderful news,Congratulations to you both! | |||
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"Jolly well welcome back , sorry to hear that the dating malarky didn't go too swimmingly, it's good to se you back x Thankyou,I'm going to the rescue place and bringing home ten cats instead. Do you think I can train them to take out the bins?" ha ha cats no, they rule the roost . A pooch is a much better choice, they may not take the bin out but you will have a pal for life ( though you may get squished on the sofa , as I am now ) | |||
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"Welcome back but my lips are sealed
Tell otherwise I'll sit on you til you spill!
And you think that would make me spill- I’d enjoy it too much
You wouldn't I transitioned whilst I was away for a tick,oh hang on...
Oh yeah that’s even better - if you’re now wielding an extra surprise - you thought you had me pegged "It is an extra surprise,it's only little mind I'm hoping it will grow. | |||
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"I told you sites are all the same. No-one listens..." It wasn't just sites,I just don't think me and people generally jell together to be honest. Yeah it's a weird one... | |||
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"Hello" Hello,hello,hello. | |||
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"Ok and the total losers hello to you too... Well I have to admit my attempt at dating was well yeah pretty plop,so I'm having a mooch as I've missed some of you. What's the gossip,if there isn't any make some up and make it damn good? " Welcome back lovely!! Did you hear about what he did to get over there and then sent went and did that with him. If not come close I'll whisper it.. | |||
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"Ok and the total losers hello to you too... Well I have to admit my attempt at dating was well yeah pretty plop,so I'm having a mooch as I've missed some of you. What's the gossip,if there isn't any make some up and make it damn good? " good evening beautiful | |||
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"Jolly well welcome back , sorry to hear that the dating malarky didn't go too swimmingly, it's good to se you back x Thankyou,I'm going to the rescue place and bringing home ten cats instead. Do you think I can train them to take out the bins? ha ha cats no, they rule the roost . A pooch is a much better choice, they may not take the bin out but you will have a pal for life ( though you may get squished on the sofa , as I am now ) "My daughter said (again) yesterday I think we should get a dog,one of these day's I may give in. Problem is I've had so many problems with my neighbours dog's either side I'm kinda scared to. | |||
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"Ok and the total losers hello to you too... Well I have to admit my attempt at dating was well yeah pretty plop,so I'm having a mooch as I've missed some of you. What's the gossip,if there isn't any make some up and make it damn good? Welcome back lovely!! Did you hear about what he did to get over there and then sent went and did that with him. If not come close I'll whisper it.." Do you know what I actually did hear about that through the grapevine,I have my inside contacts! I heard some very interesting thing's about you as well... | |||
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"Ok and the total losers hello to you too... Well I have to admit my attempt at dating was well yeah pretty plop,so I'm having a mooch as I've missed some of you. What's the gossip,if there isn't any make some up and make it damn good? good evening beautiful " Good evening. | |||
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"Welcome back." Talk me through your username... | |||
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"I won the lottery and I'm wanting to make a brass cast of your legs. You ok with that?" You won the lottery you say! Let's talk money... | |||
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"Oh and I forgot to say I got removed from a dating site on Facebook now how blooming tragic is that,I had to laugh... There's no hope for me." What happened? | |||
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"I told you sites are all the same. No-one listens... It wasn't just sites,I just don't think me and people generally jell together to be honest. Yeah it's a weird one..." You are right to be specific about what you want. You just have to accept you are limiting your options. | |||
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"Ok and the total losers hello to you too... Well I have to admit my attempt at dating was well yeah pretty plop,so I'm having a mooch as I've missed some of you. What's the gossip,if there isn't any make some up and make it damn good? Welcome back lovely!! Did you hear about what he did to get over there and then sent went and did that with him. If not come close I'll whisper it.. Do you know what I actually did hear about that through the grapevine,I have my inside contacts! I heard some very interesting thing's about you as well..." Sorry to bring you old news then  .
Oh really, Do tell?? Your sources can be kept a secret though as i know its hard to find good ones. | |||
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"Oh and I forgot to say I got removed from a dating site on Facebook now how blooming tragic is that,I had to laugh... There's no hope for me. What happened? "Well mean as how you asked...a guy stuck a meme up it was something to do with anal sex with a women,now bare in mind I have moments of being hormonal it naffed me off. I said I thought this was a dating site and a few people pounced on me which was funny,next min I found myself blocked from the site which I found hilarious. I messaged one of the guy's off site and he said I didn't do anything wrong,if anything it was others for ganging up on me. I think they thought I was a prude,funny as... | |||
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"I told you sites are all the same. No-one listens... It wasn't just sites,I just don't think me and people generally jell together to be honest. Yeah it's a weird one... You are right to be specific about what you want. You just have to accept you are limiting your options." I don't think wanting a (younger) sugar daddy is asking too much though,that's a younger sugar daddy who I don't need to spend time with. Apart from the odd bit of sex. | |||
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"I have gossip but will only spill under duress or for a fee" I've got 38p it's yours now tell! | |||
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"Ok and the total losers hello to you too... Well I have to admit my attempt at dating was well yeah pretty plop,so I'm having a mooch as I've missed some of you. What's the gossip,if there isn't any make some up and make it damn good? " Welcome back , don’t understand how you’ve struggled with dating , looking at you I wouldn’t have though you’d have any problems , maybe give me a buzz see what I can do for you x | |||
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"I have gossip but will only spill under duress or for a fee I've got 38p it's yours now tell!" You wouldn’t believe what ... did when ...said that he fancied ...! She went on full revenge mode and slept with ..., posted the pictures on her public gallery and as ...’s cock was a lot bigger that did go down well! ...s will be lifted for a full bag of haribos, nothing less! | |||
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"welcome back. I think im going to set up a dating site and vet all the men first" Will it be a paid site or free? | |||
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"welcome back. I think im going to set up a dating site and vet all the men first Will it be a paid site or free?" paid. But the guys and women would have to have an interview with me first Only the best on my site | |||
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"Ok and the total losers hello to you too... Well I have to admit my attempt at dating was well yeah pretty plop,so I'm having a mooch as I've missed some of you. What's the gossip,if there isn't any make some up and make it damn good? Welcome back , don’t understand how you’ve struggled with dating , looking at you I wouldn’t have though you’d have any problems , maybe give me a buzz see what I can do for you x " It's a ball ache I tell ya,to be honest I didn't put a huge amount of effort in. Keeping a conversation going is a weakness of mine unfortunately and I'm getting worse the older I get. | |||
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"welcome back. I think im going to set up a dating site and vet all the men first Will it be a paid site or free?paid. But the guys and women would have to have an interview with me first Only the best on my site"Soddin hell I'll never get on it,I'll pay you a back hander if you let me on it. | |||
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"welcome back. I think im going to set up a dating site and vet all the men first Will it be a paid site or free?paid. But the guys and women would have to have an interview with me first Only the best on my site
Soddin hell I'll never get on it,I'll pay you a back hander if you let me on it." | |||
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"I have gossip but will only spill under duress or for a fee I've got 38p it's yours now tell! You wouldn’t believe what ... did when ...said that he fancied ...! She went on full revenge mode and slept with ..., posted the pictures on her public gallery and as ...’s cock was a lot bigger that did go down well! ...s will be lifted for a full bag of haribos, nothing less!" I've got Haribos,now they may look a bit like Dolly mixtures but trust me they're not. Honest. | |||
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"I mean it's nice to see you back but it's also sad at the same time. So happysadface Op, hope you find a decent one soon. Worst of it is Meli it's a Friday night and I've no chocolate. Now that's grim." Sort it out woman, ffs. Alcohol and chocolate are mandatory for Friday night. | |||
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"I mean it's nice to see you back but it's also sad at the same time. So happysadface Op, hope you find a decent one soon. Worst of it is Meli it's a Friday night and I've no chocolate. Now that's grim. Sort it out woman, ffs. Alcohol and chocolate are mandatory for Friday night. " Indeed a bottle of Malbec and a bar of 70% cocoa & raspberry chocolate are order of the day chez Doc’s | |||
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"I mean it's nice to see you back but it's also sad at the same time. So happysadface Op, hope you find a decent one soon. Worst of it is Meli it's a Friday night and I've no chocolate. Now that's grim. Sort it out woman, ffs. Alcohol and chocolate are mandatory for Friday night. Indeed a bottle of Malbec and a bar of 70% cocoa & raspberry chocolate are order of the day chez Doc’s" I have gin. And elderflower tonic which tastes like perfume so really I just have gin and ice cubes. And maltesers. It's an acquired taste. Yours is sophisticated. | |||
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"Ok and the total losers hello to you too... Well I have to admit my attempt at dating was well yeah pretty plop,so I'm having a mooch as I've missed some of you. What's the gossip,if there isn't any make some up and make it damn good? " Me arriving in Norway to start my round Europe adventure? Any good?  | |||
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"I mean it's nice to see you back but it's also sad at the same time. So happysadface Op, hope you find a decent one soon. Worst of it is Meli it's a Friday night and I've no chocolate. Now that's grim. Sort it out woman, ffs. Alcohol and chocolate are mandatory for Friday night. Indeed a bottle of Malbec and a bar of 70% cocoa & raspberry chocolate are order of the day chez Doc’s I have gin. And elderflower tonic which tastes like perfume so really I just have gin and ice cubes. And maltesers. It's an acquired taste. Yours is sophisticated." Lidl specials | |||
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"I mean it's nice to see you back but it's also sad at the same time. So happysadface Op, hope you find a decent one soon. Worst of it is Meli it's a Friday night and I've no chocolate. Now that's grim. Sort it out woman, ffs. Alcohol and chocolate are mandatory for Friday night. " I have the alcohol,but I finished off my Mother's day choccies the other day. My life is falling to pieces. | |||
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"I mean it's nice to see you back but it's also sad at the same time. So happysadface Op, hope you find a decent one soon. Worst of it is Meli it's a Friday night and I've no chocolate. Now that's grim. Sort it out woman, ffs. Alcohol and chocolate are mandatory for Friday night. Indeed a bottle of Malbec and a bar of 70% cocoa & raspberry chocolate are order of the day chez Doc’s" A cheap bar of white chocolate does me,I'm a common bird. | |||
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"I mean it's nice to see you back but it's also sad at the same time. So happysadface Op, hope you find a decent one soon. Worst of it is Meli it's a Friday night and I've no chocolate. Now that's grim. Sort it out woman, ffs. Alcohol and chocolate are mandatory for Friday night. Indeed a bottle of Malbec and a bar of 70% cocoa & raspberry chocolate are order of the day chez Doc’s I have gin. And elderflower tonic which tastes like perfume so really I just have gin and ice cubes. And maltesers. It's an acquired taste. Yours is sophisticated. Lidl specials "Lidl are doing a fantastic plum & cinnamon gin still. However when I’m on the gin it’s Botanist and Fever Tree Tonic for me | |||
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"And back to the fold ....... hmmmmmm " Back to the bussom and bollocks of Fab,it's like a comfy old tatty pair of slippers. | |||
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"I mean it's nice to see you back but it's also sad at the same time. So happysadface Op, hope you find a decent one soon. Worst of it is Meli it's a Friday night and I've no chocolate. Now that's grim. Sort it out woman, ffs. Alcohol and chocolate are mandatory for Friday night. Indeed a bottle of Malbec and a bar of 70% cocoa & raspberry chocolate are order of the day chez Doc’s A cheap bar of white chocolate does me,I'm a common bird. " I’ll get you a Milky Bar then  | |||
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"Ok and the total losers hello to you too... Well I have to admit my attempt at dating was well yeah pretty plop,so I'm having a mooch as I've missed some of you. What's the gossip,if there isn't any make some up and make it damn good? Me arriving in Norway to start my round Europe adventure? Any good? "Hei,hvordan er Norge? | |||
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"And back to the fold ....... hmmmmmm Back to the bussom and bollocks of Fab,it's like a comfy old tatty pair of slippers." Well to be honest and I often am you are a good rebound and selfishly , it's good that you are back. | |||
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"I mean it's nice to see you back but it's also sad at the same time. So happysadface Op, hope you find a decent one soon. Worst of it is Meli it's a Friday night and I've no chocolate. Now that's grim. Sort it out woman, ffs. Alcohol and chocolate are mandatory for Friday night. Indeed a bottle of Malbec and a bar of 70% cocoa & raspberry chocolate are order of the day chez Doc’s A cheap bar of white chocolate does me,I'm a common bird. I’ll get you a Milky Bar then "I had one of those last week! Well my daughter brought it home for us to share,only after our tea and pudding we were full,so I scoffed it the following day when she was at school. I filmed it and sent it to her,she replied with one word 'rude'. The intention was to have just one row,well erm yeah that didn't happen. Bad mummy. | |||
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"I mean it's nice to see you back but it's also sad at the same time. So happysadface Op, hope you find a decent one soon. Worst of it is Meli it's a Friday night and I've no chocolate. Now that's grim. Sort it out woman, ffs. Alcohol and chocolate are mandatory for Friday night. Indeed a bottle of Malbec and a bar of 70% cocoa & raspberry chocolate are order of the day chez Doc’s A cheap bar of white chocolate does me,I'm a common bird. I’ll get you a Milky Bar then
I had one of those last week! Well my daughter brought it home for us to share,only after our tea and pudding we were full,so I scoffed it the following day when she was at school. I filmed it and sent it to her,she replied with one word 'rude'. The intention was to have just one row,well erm yeah that didn't happen. Bad mummy."Got to love a bad mummy | |||
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"Welcome back OP is it the same madhouse as it was when you left? "Thanking you,yep there appears to still be a lot of penises about the place. | |||
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"And back to the fold ....... hmmmmmm Back to the bussom and bollocks of Fab,it's like a comfy old tatty pair of slippers. Well to be honest and I often am you are a good rebound and selfishly , it's good that you are back. " I feel like it's a bit of a failure logging back in,I need to limit my time methinks. | |||
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"I mean it's nice to see you back but it's also sad at the same time. So happysadface Op, hope you find a decent one soon. Worst of it is Meli it's a Friday night and I've no chocolate. Now that's grim. Sort it out woman, ffs. Alcohol and chocolate are mandatory for Friday night. Indeed a bottle of Malbec and a bar of 70% cocoa & raspberry chocolate are order of the day chez Doc’s A cheap bar of white chocolate does me,I'm a common bird. I’ll get you a Milky Bar then
I had one of those last week! Well my daughter brought it home for us to share,only after our tea and pudding we were full,so I scoffed it the following day when she was at school. I filmed it and sent it to her,she replied with one word 'rude'. The intention was to have just one row,well erm yeah that didn't happen. Bad mummy.
Got to love a bad mummy "I did buy her one back,she gave me one piece! Mean child. | |||
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"I mean it's nice to see you back but it's also sad at the same time. So happysadface Op, hope you find a decent one soon. Worst of it is Meli it's a Friday night and I've no chocolate. Now that's grim. Sort it out woman, ffs. Alcohol and chocolate are mandatory for Friday night. Indeed a bottle of Malbec and a bar of 70% cocoa & raspberry chocolate are order of the day chez Doc’s A cheap bar of white chocolate does me,I'm a common bird. I’ll get you a Milky Bar then
I had one of those last week! Well my daughter brought it home for us to share,only after our tea and pudding we were full,so I scoffed it the following day when she was at school. I filmed it and sent it to her,she replied with one word 'rude'. The intention was to have just one row,well erm yeah that didn't happen. Bad mummy.
Got to love a bad mummy
I did buy her one back,she gave me one piece! Mean child." I’m surprised she gave you one
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"Ok and the total losers hello to you too... Well I have to admit my attempt at dating was well yeah pretty plop,so I'm having a mooch as I've missed some of you. What's the gossip,if there isn't any make some up and make it damn good? Me arriving in Norway to start my round Europe adventure? Any good?
Hei,hvordan er Norge?"veldig mørkt for øyeblikket. skal sove og utforske om morgenen. Velkommen tilbake, du har blitt savnet x | |||
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"And back to the fold ....... hmmmmmm Back to the bussom and bollocks of Fab,it's like a comfy old tatty pair of slippers. Well to be honest and I often am you are a good rebound and selfishly , it's good that you are back. I feel like it's a bit of a failure logging back in,I need to limit my time methinks." No don't plan. Do what you feel. | |||
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"And back to the fold ....... hmmmmmm Back to the bussom and bollocks of Fab,it's like a comfy old tatty pair of slippers. Well to be honest and I often am you are a good rebound and selfishly , it's good that you are back. I feel like it's a bit of a failure logging back in,I need to limit my time methinks." Noooo! No limitations...they’ll just limit you! Only back today myself so I have no gossip to share. Glad you’re back for the banter and fun | |||
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Hei,hvordan er Norge?
veldig mørkt for øyeblikket. skal sove og utforske om morgenen.
Velkommen tilbake, du har blitt savnet x "hvor skal du reise etter norge? | |||
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"I mean it's nice to see you back but it's also sad at the same time. So happysadface Op, hope you find a decent one soon. Worst of it is Meli it's a Friday night and I've no chocolate. Now that's grim. Sort it out woman, ffs. Alcohol and chocolate are mandatory for Friday night. Indeed a bottle of Malbec and a bar of 70% cocoa & raspberry chocolate are order of the day chez Doc’s A cheap bar of white chocolate does me,I'm a common bird. I’ll get you a Milky Bar then
I had one of those last week! Well my daughter brought it home for us to share,only after our tea and pudding we were full,so I scoffed it the following day when she was at school. I filmed it and sent it to her,she replied with one word 'rude'. The intention was to have just one row,well erm yeah that didn't happen. Bad mummy.
Got to love a bad mummy
I did buy her one back,she gave me one piece! Mean child. I’m surprised she gave you one
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"And back to the fold ....... hmmmmmm Back to the bussom and bollocks of Fab,it's like a comfy old tatty pair of slippers. Well to be honest and I often am you are a good rebound and selfishly , it's good that you are back. I feel like it's a bit of a failure logging back in,I need to limit my time methinks. Noooo! No limitations...they’ll just limit you! Only back today myself so I have no gossip to share. Glad you’re back for the banter and fun "There's just no staying away is there,I just don't want to waste any time on here when I should be doing other thing's. | |||
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"Ok and the total losers hello to you too... Well I have to admit my attempt at dating was well yeah pretty plop,so I'm having a mooch as I've missed some of you. What's the gossip,if there isn't any make some up and make it damn good? Me arriving in Norway to start my round Europe adventure? Any good?
Hei,hvordan er Norge?
veldig mørkt for øyeblikket. skal sove og utforske om morgenen.
Velkommen tilbake, du har blitt savnet x
hvor skal du reise etter norge?"Jeg fløy nettopp over. fange tog til Kristiansand i morgen og bor på en gård i noen uker. Jeg finner min neste destinasjon da. kanskje sverige? ikke sikker? Jeg har ingen planer som sådan. Hvordan har du hatt det? X | |||
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Hei,hvordan er Norge?
veldig mørkt for øyeblikket. skal sove og utforske om morgenen.
Velkommen tilbake, du har blitt savnet x
hvor skal du reise etter norge?
Jeg fløy nettopp over. fange tog til Kristiansand i morgen og bor på en gård i noen uker. Jeg finner min neste destinasjon da. kanskje sverige? ikke sikker? Jeg har ingen planer som sådan. Hvordan har du hatt det? X "Hvordan håndterer du språkbarrieren? ja jeg er greit takk? | |||
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Hei,hvordan er Norge?
veldig mørkt for øyeblikket. skal sove og utforske om morgenen.
Velkommen tilbake, du har blitt savnet x
hvor skal du reise etter norge?
Jeg fløy nettopp over. fange tog til Kristiansand i morgen og bor på en gård i noen uker. Jeg finner min neste destinasjon da. kanskje sverige? ikke sikker? Jeg har ingen planer som sådan. Hvordan har du hatt det? X
Hvordan håndterer du språkbarrieren? ja jeg er greit takk?"Norge er veldig engelsk vennlig. Det er alltid Google Translate og mange tegnspråket. ikke riktig skilt språk sinn. | |||
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Sorry the dating thingy didn’t work and you’re now temporarily back to the bosom of this lovely lot. Heaven help you!
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"Ignite! I’ve missed you!
Sorry the dating thingy didn’t work and you’re now temporarily back to the bosom of this lovely lot. Heaven help you!
I don’t know any gossip but I was sad you missed the social. "Heaven can't help her... nobody can. She is a forum fave and hopefully back to stay... | |||
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Sorry the dating thingy didn’t work and you’re now temporarily back to the bosom of this lovely lot. Heaven help you!
I don’t know any gossip but I was sad you missed the social.
Heaven can't help her... nobody can. She is a forum fave and hopefully back to stay... " | |||
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"Ok and the total losers hello to you too... Well I have to admit my attempt at dating was well yeah pretty plop,so I'm having a mooch as I've missed some of you. What's the gossip,if there isn't any make some up and make it damn good? Me arriving in Norway to start my round Europe adventure? Any good?
Hei,hvordan er Norge?
veldig mørkt for øyeblikket. skal sove og utforske om morgenen.
Velkommen tilbake, du har blitt savnet x
hvor skal du reise etter norge?
Jeg fløy nettopp over. fange tog til Kristiansand i morgen og bor på en gård i noen uker. Jeg finner min neste destinasjon da. kanskje sverige? ikke sikker? Jeg har ingen planer som sådan. Hvordan har du hatt det? X
Hvordan håndterer du språkbarrieren? ja jeg er greit takk?
Norge er veldig engelsk vennlig. Det er alltid Google Translate og mange tegnspråket. ikke riktig skilt språk sinn. "Du kommer til å bli flytende på mange språk når du kommer tilbake da. | |||
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Sorry the dating thingy didn’t work and you’re now temporarily back to the bosom of this lovely lot. Heaven help you!
I don’t know any gossip but I was sad you missed the social. "Missed you too,there was a combination of reasons why I didn't go really. I did have a half packed bag,but then decided definitely not to go. I hate messing people about. | |||
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"Welcome back" Thanking you. | |||
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"Welcome back lass" Lass,that makes me sound a lot younger than 51 years of age. | |||
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"Morning OP and welcome back "Morning,I've failed miserably. | |||
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"Morning OP the gossip is I've just found myself perving at your beautiful figure x "Morning,flattery will get you everywhere. | |||
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"Who are you? "Shush your mush you,I'm just some old bird who failed at finding herself a part time of sorts boyfriend,part time as in I'll see you when I can be bothered kinda part time. When I can be bothered doing all that annoying pruning stuff that us women do. Who let you back in after your travels anyway?! | |||
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"I've missed you! P" I was thinking about you when I came back on,so happy to still see the couples profile! I would do a love heart emoji thingy,but I can't bring myself to use them on here. | |||
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"Who are you?
Shush your mush you,I'm just some old bird who failed at finding herself a part time of sorts boyfriend,part time as in I'll see you when I can be bothered kinda part time. When I can be bothered doing all that annoying pruning stuff that us women do.
Who let you back in after your travels anyway?! "They'd changed the locks so I had to hide in a box a mail myself in. Bastards. | |||
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"Who are you?
Shush your mush you,I'm just some old bird who failed at finding herself a part time of sorts boyfriend,part time as in I'll see you when I can be bothered kinda part time. When I can be bothered doing all that annoying pruning stuff that us women do.
Who let you back in after your travels anyway?!
They'd changed the locks so I had to hide in a box a mail myself in. Bastards."This place don't take riff raff you know. Did you bring me a present from your travels? | |||
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"Ok and the total losers hello to you too... Well I have to admit my attempt at dating was well yeah pretty plop,so I'm having a mooch as I've missed some of you. What's the gossip,if there isn't any make some up and make it damn good? Me arriving in Norway to start my round Europe adventure? Any good?
Hei,hvordan er Norge?
veldig mørkt for øyeblikket. skal sove og utforske om morgenen.
Velkommen tilbake, du har blitt savnet x
hvor skal du reise etter norge?
Jeg fløy nettopp over. fange tog til Kristiansand i morgen og bor på en gård i noen uker. Jeg finner min neste destinasjon da. kanskje sverige? ikke sikker? Jeg har ingen planer som sådan. Hvordan har du hatt det? X
Hvordan håndterer du språkbarrieren? ja jeg er greit takk?
Norge er veldig engelsk vennlig. Det er alltid Google Translate og mange tegnspråket. ikke riktig skilt språk sinn.
Du kommer til å bli flytende på mange språk når du kommer tilbake da."Jeg vil hente noe, men vil ikke bli for lenge i hvert land. lurer på om noen andre følger denne samtalen. eller er det bare for oss? melding meg når som helst sinn | |||
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I still don't get it!"Right..... *sits Ignite down..... When you book a gas engineer to service your boiler you ask "what time will he be there?" They'll say "between 8 and 12" Not so funny now is it.... | |||
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"Morning OP and welcome back
Morning,I've failed miserably."Onwards and upwards girl, no such word as failure | |||
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"Ok and the total losers hello to you too... Well I have to admit my attempt at dating was well yeah pretty plop,so I'm having a mooch as I've missed some of you. What's the gossip,if there isn't any make some up and make it damn good? Well I've missed you.
I still don't get it!
Right.....
*sits Ignite down.....
When you book a gas engineer to service your boiler you ask "what time will he be there?"
They'll say "between 8 and 12"
Not so funny now is it.... "Well no that's why I was thinking that can't be it. I suppose it was one of those you had to be there to understand the funniness of it. Forgive me I'm just a miserable mare. | |||
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"I've missed you! P I was thinking about you when I came back on,so happy to still see the couples profile! I would do a love heart emoji thingy,but I can't bring myself to use them on here. I'll do it for you. "Ta chuck | |||
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"Ignite kan du sende vennligst forespørsel vennligst? Send deg PM da. Takk skal du ha xx" That Don't translate back very well. Send me friends request please and can PM you.. x | |||
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"Ignite kan du sende vennligst forespørsel vennligst? Send deg PM da. Takk skal du ha xx That Don't translate back very well. Send me friends request please and can PM you.. x" No because then I'd have to communicate which is something I'm poop at. | |||
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"Ignite kan du sende vennligst forespørsel vennligst? Send deg PM da. Takk skal du ha xx That Don't translate back very well. Send me friends request please and can PM you.. x No because then I'd have to communicate which is something I'm poop at." It's true - she almost as bad as me. | |||
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Gossip??? Never listen to it or repeat it.
But have you heard what they did with a marrow and some butter | |||
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"Welcome back OP is it the same madhouse as it was when you left?
Thanking you,yep there appears to still be a lot of penises about the place. "Ah the wonderful world of Fab! The Willy Wonka factory of Genitalia | |||
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"Ok and the total losers hello to you too... Well I have to admit my attempt at dating was well yeah pretty plop,so I'm having a mooch as I've missed some of you. What's the gossip,if there isn't any make some up and make it damn good? Well I've missed you.
I still don't get it!
Right.....
*sits Ignite down.....
When you book a gas engineer to service your boiler you ask "what time will he be there?"
They'll say "between 8 and 12"
Not so funny now is it....
Well no that's why I was thinking that can't be it. I suppose it was one of those you had to be there to understand the funniness of it.
Forgive me I'm just a miserable mare."You know I'd forgive you anything. Well almost anything. | |||
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"Hello lovely lady, welcome back.
Jo.Xx "Thankyou No. Right this phone is nagging me off now,it's changed Jo to No and naffing to nagging. | |||
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I still don't get it!
Right.....
*sits Ignite down.....
When you book a gas engineer to service your boiler you ask "what time will he be there?"
They'll say "between 8 and 12"
Not so funny now is it....
Well no that's why I was thinking that can't be it. I suppose it was one of those you had to be there to understand the funniness of it.
Forgive me I'm just a miserable mare.
You know I'd forgive you anything.
Well almost anything. "Sorry I'll just laugh next time you tell a joke,I know men like women laughing at them. Wink wink. | |||
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"Ok and the total losers hello to you too... Well I have to admit my attempt at dating was well yeah pretty plop,so I'm having a mooch as I've missed some of you. What's the gossip,if there isn't any make some up and make it damn good? Well I've missed you.
I still don't get it!
Right.....
*sits Ignite down.....
When you book a gas engineer to service your boiler you ask "what time will he be there?"
They'll say "between 8 and 12"
Not so funny now is it....
Well no that's why I was thinking that can't be it. I suppose it was one of those you had to be there to understand the funniness of it.
Forgive me I'm just a miserable mare.
You know I'd forgive you anything.
Well almost anything.
Sorry I'll just laugh next time you tell a joke,I know men like women laughing at them. Wink wink."Thanks love. | |||
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"Ok and the total losers hello to you too... Well I have to admit my attempt at dating was well yeah pretty plop,so I'm having a mooch as I've missed some of you. What's the gossip,if there isn't any make some up and make it damn good? Well I've missed you.
I still don't get it!
Right.....
*sits Ignite down.....
When you book a gas engineer to service your boiler you ask "what time will he be there?"
They'll say "between 8 and 12"
Not so funny now is it....
Well no that's why I was thinking that can't be it. I suppose it was one of those you had to be there to understand the funniness of it.
Forgive me I'm just a miserable mare.
You know I'd forgive you anything.
Well almost anything.
Sorry I'll just laugh next time you tell a joke,I know men like women laughing at them. Wink wink.
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"Ok and the total losers hello to you too... Well I have to admit my attempt at dating was well yeah pretty plop,so I'm having a mooch as I've missed some of you. What's the gossip,if there isn't any make some up and make it damn good? Well I've missed you.
I still don't get it!
Right.....
*sits Ignite down.....
When you book a gas engineer to service your boiler you ask "what time will he be there?"
They'll say "between 8 and 12"
Not so funny now is it....
Well no that's why I was thinking that can't be it. I suppose it was one of those you had to be there to understand the funniness of it.
Forgive me I'm just a miserable mare.
You know I'd forgive you anything.
Well almost anything.
Sorry I'll just laugh next time you tell a joke,I know men like women laughing at them. Wink wink.
Thanks love.
It's alright,how are you anyway you still a social butterfly?"I'm good ta. Missed you at the last MLS. 
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I still don't get it!
Right.....
*sits Ignite down.....
When you book a gas engineer to service your boiler you ask "what time will he be there?"
They'll say "between 8 and 12"
Not so funny now is it....
Well no that's why I was thinking that can't be it. I suppose it was one of those you had to be there to understand the funniness of it.
Forgive me I'm just a miserable mare.
You know I'd forgive you anything.
Well almost anything.
Sorry I'll just laugh next time you tell a joke,I know men like women laughing at them. Wink wink.
Thanks love.
It's alright,how are you anyway you still a social butterfly?
I'm good ta. Missed you at the last MLS.
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"Ok and the total losers hello to you too... Well I have to admit my attempt at dating was well yeah pretty plop,so I'm having a mooch as I've missed some of you. What's the gossip,if there isn't any make some up and make it damn good? Well I've missed you.
I still don't get it!
Right.....
*sits Ignite down.....
When you book a gas engineer to service your boiler you ask "what time will he be there?"
They'll say "between 8 and 12"
Not so funny now is it....
Well no that's why I was thinking that can't be it. I suppose it was one of those you had to be there to understand the funniness of it.
Forgive me I'm just a miserable mare.
You know I'd forgive you anything.
Well almost anything.
Sorry I'll just laugh next time you tell a joke,I know men like women laughing at them. Wink wink.
Thanks love.
It's alright,how are you anyway you still a social butterfly?
I'm good ta. Missed you at the last MLS.
Yeah I didn't quite get there for one reason or another,well a few reasons really. I did until a few day's before have a half packed bag,but that's as far as it got.
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