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Yoghurt ouchh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Rubbing yoghurt onto a nice smooth body the other day, it almost immediately dried and crystallized, thus creating thousands of sharp little grains that I can still feel have scratched my helmet. So, swingers be careful. It was Greek 0% fat. So much for more healthy ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dare I ask why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why didn't you use moisturiser

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dare I ask why? "

Because they requested it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why didn't you use moisturiser "

Or frubes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why didn't you use moisturiser "

She had baby lotion and requested yoghurt too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, right, we believe you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dare I ask why?

Because they requested it."

But why? Did they think it would be good for their skin or was it a sploshing type thing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn't it smell cheesy when it dried?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why didn't you use moisturiser

She had baby lotion and requested yoghurt too "

You should have done a patch test on your knob

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

As a woman I could u detest d natural.yoghurt if she had a itch. But not for apart of play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Didn't it smell cheesy when it dried? "

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

How come yoghurt doesn't "dry and crystallise into shards" in the tub or in a bowl or on top of hot meat ?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Rubbing yoghurt onto a nice smooth body the other day, it almost immediately dried and crystallized, thus creating thousands of sharp little grains that I can still feel have scratched my helmet. So, swingers be careful. It was Greek 0% fat. So much for more healthy ..."

You should have gone for the full fat, obviously it wasn’t quite so lubricating sans the natural fats

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How come yoghurt doesn't "dry and crystallise into shards" in the tub or in a bowl or on top of hot meat ?"

Combination of room heat and rubbing

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"How come yoghurt doesn't "dry and crystallise into shards" in the tub or in a bowl or on top of hot meat ?"

I was wondering that myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it here!

You guys instantly make me feel normal and boring....

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Some yogurt does form a bit of a crust if it dries. That must be quite uncomfortable op

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

It’s like .. I love yoghurt and eat copious amounts of it but never had the notion of rubbing it on a body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s like .. I love yoghurt and eat copious amounts of it but never had the notion of rubbing it on a body "

I'm going off it now.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rubbing yoghurt onto a nice smooth body the other day, it almost immediately dried and crystallized, thus creating thousands of sharp little grains that I can still feel have scratched my helmet. So, swingers be careful. It was Greek 0% fat. So much for more healthy ..."

actually love this!!

Try honey instead, still healthier and much better for your skin. Eww warm yoghurt tart, that’s gross

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


" Eww warm yoghurt tart, that’s gross "

Are you calling his partner a gross tart ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard natural yoghurt can help clear up thrush...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Eww warm yoghurt tart, that’s gross

Are you calling his partner a gross tart ?"

Not at all, just her pie

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"I heard natural yoghurt can help clear up thrush..."

Its got to be live yogurt

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By *.Lucytv.xTV/TS
over a year ago

preston

Nice to see the proper English spelling of yoghurt OP

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Rubbing yoghurt onto a nice smooth body the other day, it almost immediately dried and crystallized, thus creating thousands of sharp little grains that I can still feel have scratched my helmet. So, swingers be careful. It was Greek 0% fat. So much for more healthy ...

actually love this!!

Try honey instead, still healthier and much better for your skin. Eww warm yoghurt tart, that’s gross "

Warm honey tart....giggling loudly here. Personally I love me a bit of tart

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe


"Dare I ask why? "

Maybe she had thrush?

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Coconut oil, it's natural, doesn't stain sheets and smells nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rubbing yoghurt onto a nice smooth body the other day, it almost immediately dried and crystallized, thus creating thousands of sharp little grains that I can still feel have scratched my helmet. So, swingers be careful. It was Greek 0% fat. So much for more healthy ...

actually love this!!

Try honey instead, still healthier and much better for your skin. Eww warm yoghurt tart, that’s gross

Warm honey tart....giggling loudly here. Personally I love me a bit of tart "

Me too :D You can’t go wrong with abit of tart

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