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You are stuck on a desert island

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You can only bring:

1 person from fab (can be couple) but that person must have a good reason to why and how they could benefit your survival on the island.

1 famous person (that’s not those bear and ray fellas!)

1 useful object.

Goooo!!

Me personally I think i’d choose Carter69 (think that’s his name anyway) but he looks like he would be able to make fire and catch a fish (I would say my doughnut but as he hates fish I wouldn’t want for him to die of starvation!)

I’d choose Gok Wan because he can style me and make my lunches for me..who knew he can cook!

And i’d take a suitcase filled with sexy stuff that I have also made sure are useful utensils, that I’ve specially adapted to be multi tools!

Danish x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scousesubsally her vibrator and a sexy female volunteer in case she gets in the mood to expand her appitite

A guy can dream eh

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

NSAchick

Michel Roux Jr

A luxury yacht

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrsbodylicious, some bondage gear and Tom Jones.

The Welsh Warbler can serenade us and keep us feeling warm via his wonderful voice, and I could keep Mrs entertained with my jokes and penis. When she gets fed up and starts to look at Tom in a lustful way and can just tie her up with the bondage gear and relegate Tom to the bad side of the island

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Kelly!

Kelly brook

Sunglasses

Because they both would look great in just sunglasses

And I couldn't get their names wrong

We'd all survive because we're all nice and at least two of us are good at cooking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d take Nora as she makes me laugh

Scott Eastwood for fun

Suitcase full of marmite, peanut butter and warm clothes for the evenings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saffron as she keeps me quite grounded, I wont believe I can swim all the way home....one handed......and blindfolded as she will be calling me a dick all the time I would suggest it.

Keanu Reeves as that guy has truly awesome skills and hes a legend

Fishing rod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d take Nora as she makes me laugh

Scott Eastwood for fun

Suitcase full of marmite, peanut butter and warm clothes for the evenings "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kelly!

Kelly brook

Sunglasses

Because they both would look great in just sunglasses

And I couldn't get their names wrong

We'd all survive because we're all nice and at least two of us are good at cooking"
haha

Olovingman

Jensen ackles

Massage oil

Well just because i know ones good with his hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d take chillout as he could probably do anything if he put his mind to it. And he’s pretty hot and I’d trust him with my life so I’d survive . Famous person would be cheeky (yeah she is famous) god knows why but we’d have a hoot!!!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"NSAchick

Michel Roux Jr

A luxury yacht"

I'm in

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

My choices

Well my Fab pick, would have to be Mr Monkey.

He's my best friend and can make me laugh no matter what, he's big & strong, very clever & practical, he designs & builds things.

So we'd have a nice sturdy beach hut to live in.

Plus, well look at the size of him.

If we ran out of food, there's enough meat on his bones to feed me for months

My famous pick, Amy Schumer. She's funny and it would make my Man Friday happy, and give me a break

My object, my toolbox.

It's technically only one object but it's full of items that we'd need if we were stranded.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d take chillout as he could probably do anything if he put his mind to it. And he’s pretty hot and I’d trust him with my life so I’d survive . Famous person would be cheeky (yeah she is famous) god knows why but we’d have a hoot!!! "

Sssshhhhhuuuushhhh Nora, your not supposed to tell people I’m famous ....I’ll bring Prosecco and pink gin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Xperia. He doesn't shut up so at least I'd be slightly entertained.

Kelly Jones. Because he's hot but also I'd bring a guitar so we could just hang out and make music some times.

I guess I'll handle the survival stuff myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d take chillout as he could probably do anything if he put his mind to it. And he’s pretty hot and I’d trust him with my life so I’d survive . Famous person would be cheeky (yeah she is famous) god knows why but we’d have a hoot!!!

Sssshhhhhuuuushhhh Nora, your not supposed to tell people I’m famous ....I’ll bring Prosecco and pink gin "

Sorted mate. I don’t need anything else to survive! I’ll sneak some chocolate in and we’ll be in heaven. (Will there be a fridge btw? And somewhere to plug my straighteners in?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Xperia. He doesn't shut up so at least I'd be slightly entertained.

Kelly Jones. Because he's hot but also I'd bring a guitar so we could just hang out and make music some times.

I guess I'll handle the survival stuff myself.

"

Lol why am I not surprised about the last line

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saffron as she keeps me quite grounded, I wont believe I can swim all the way home....one handed......and blindfolded as she will be calling me a dick all the time I would suggest it.

Keanu Reeves as that guy has truly awesome skills and hes a legend

Fishing rod

"

Well I'm screwed.. you've got one hand and I'm allergic to fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saffron as she keeps me quite grounded, I wont believe I can swim all the way home....one handed......and blindfolded as she will be calling me a dick all the time I would suggest it.

Keanu Reeves as that guy has truly awesome skills and hes a legend

Fishing rod

Well I'm screwed.. you've got one hand and I'm allergic to fish "

Lmao I knew that too! You can eat coconuts lol they dont contain lactose either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saffron as she keeps me quite grounded, I wont believe I can swim all the way home....one handed......and blindfolded as she will be calling me a dick all the time I would suggest it.

Keanu Reeves as that guy has truly awesome skills and hes a legend

Fishing rod

Well I'm screwed.. you've got one hand and I'm allergic to fish

Lmao I knew that too! You can eat coconuts lol they dont contain lactose either "

Ha ha ffs.. bloody coconuts!?! What a treat. I'd have to take a gag or earphones to survive..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is go with YeOldeWitchDoc, I reckon he would keep the jokes flowing and have a positive nature.

I’d pick Tom Hank’s for the obvious reasons

And I’d take a satellite phone, lighter and a sleeve of lambert and butler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gemini because he is the oracle

Ant Middleton because he’s hot and has survival skills

Machete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saffron as she keeps me quite grounded, I wont believe I can swim all the way home....one handed......and blindfolded as she will be calling me a dick all the time I would suggest it.

Keanu Reeves as that guy has truly awesome skills and hes a legend

Fishing rod

Well I'm screwed.. you've got one hand and I'm allergic to fish

Lmao I knew that too! You can eat coconuts lol they dont contain lactose either

Ha ha ffs.. bloody coconuts!?! What a treat. I'd have to take a gag or earphones to survive.. "

Only allowed one item remember, plus the gag has other uses. I had the fishing rod for multiple survival reasons but if you wanna take the gag instead I'll be truly onboard lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have coconuts migrated to the island yet?

Doughnut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have coconuts migrated to the island yet?

Doughnut "

Well I saw African Swallows above the island so most definitely lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finn2000... shes intelligent and sexy so why wouldnt I

Dave Grohl cos he is just a great bloke

A box of matches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Xperia. He doesn't shut up so at least I'd be slightly entertained.

Kelly Jones. Because he's hot but also I'd bring a guitar so we could just hang out and make music some times.

I guess I'll handle the survival stuff myself.

"

Can I just check the rules? Dessert island right, got it, are we allowed to fuck?

I'd take:

Rubidoux - best mate ever and I reckon she'd eventually get bored of sunbathing naked and allow some sex.

Ricky Gervais - (purely to compare vocals and prove we sound nothing like one another).

A razor - nobody needs too much unwanted hair and also we could use it to kill Ricky after the voice test, maybe we could go native and eat him when the bananas dried up (not many ppl can say they've had a bit of Ricky inside them)...

BTW, H I you Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Have coconuts migrated to the island yet?

Doughnut

Well I saw African Swallows above the island so most definitely lol "

Well there’s a meme you need to see from tumbler about not needing the swallows at all

Doughnut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id take Theresa May and a shovel. wouldnt take anyone from here because I don't want any witnesses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know who I'd take from here. Celebrity doesn't impress me, so I'll pass there and as for my one useful item, i'll have a speedboat.

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