FabSwingers.com forum: What if ? part 2

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

1st one brought up some classics

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By *ayMyName2018Man
over a year ago

Where the Wild Things Are

What if Def Leppard plopped a couple of Candarels on you?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Beck wasn't a loser, but a really successful individual

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What if Howard Jones didn't want to know you at all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What if Def Leppard plopped a couple of Candarels on you?"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beck wasn't a loser, but a really successful individual"

What if the devil never went down to Georgia?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evanescence left Amy Lee's character dead

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By *layfull pairingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

If Aled jones's balls dropped whilst he went walking in the air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eric Claptons other half looked slightly ok on the night in question

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

What if Kool and the Gang really weren’t in the mood to celebrate good times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If ACDC were on Spaghetti Junction?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Whigfield was more of a Tuesday afternoon type of girl?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If Aled jones's balls dropped whilst he went walking in the air "

What if queen never wrote bohemian rhapsody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Abba were at a different tube station?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What if Money was no object to Simply Red

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

What if Madonna didn’t go on holiday apart from a few weekends in Skeggy with her gran

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if arnie didn't come back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Toto decided not to kiss the rains down in Africa and opted for a social instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Elton John had a blowtorch in a breeze?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

What if Britney was over being hit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Pink Floyd built their wall.out of concrete?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if tenacious d didn't write the greatest song in the world and actually ended up working in kfc

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If Bros could actually handle "this" ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or if Katy Perry kissed the girls but hated it

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

What if the Proclaimers were lazy bastards and wouldn't walk 500 yards?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Mel & Kim were disrespectful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the dogs didnt get let out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if tenacious d didn't write the greatest song in the world and actually ended up working in kfc"

Or didn't want to fuck her gently at all?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"What if Toto decided not to kiss the rains down in Africa and opted for a social instead? "

Preferred somewhere a little closer

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By *layfull pairingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

If dexy's told Eileen to bugger off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if the Proclaimers were lazy bastards and wouldn't walk 500 yards? "

And decided to email America instead as they couldnt be arsed buying a stamp?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if tenacious d didn't write the greatest song in the world and actually ended up working in kfc

Or didn't want to fuck her gently at all? "

Or even kickapoo

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"What if tenacious d didn't write the greatest song in the world and actually ended up working in kfc

Or didn't want to fuck her gently at all? "

What if Wonderboy was just slightly okish

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

What if Beyonce really wanted to empower attached ladies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if dave grohl didn't want the best of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if Beyonce really wanted to empower attached ladies? "

Or liked her other half in a normal same way?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"If dexy's told Eileen to bugger off "

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By *layfull pairingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

If tenpole Tudor only had 999 swords

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

If Jay Z didn't have a care in the world, except a bitch.

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By *layfull pairingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

And bambi only got a flesh wound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if tony christi didnt know the way to amarillo and instead lead everyone into a zombie apocalypse

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"What if arnie didn't come back "

I want an Arnie Head on caterpillar tracks.

DO IT NOW

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

What if Geoffrey, Bungle, George and Zippy did actually paint the whole world with a rainbow?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Snoop Dogg wasn't really feeling the gin and stuck with water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if arnie didn't come back

I want an Arnie Head on caterpillar tracks.

DO IT NOW

Im not yo errand boy besides i want one too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if R Kelly believed he could fly.......and tried to do something about it

woooohooooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Debbie Harry didn’t pick up the Telephone

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What if Slim Shady was morbidly obese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Debbie Harry didn’t pick up the Telephone "

Or had a heart made of metal

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

What if Strawberry Fields was demolished to make way for a bypass?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Debbie Harry didn’t pick up the Telephone "

Or wasn’t a Voyeur x

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By *layfull pairingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Run DMC walked the other way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steppenwolf where born to be well adjusted insurance sales people with no particular interest in doing anything out of the ordinary

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Rihanna liked to cavort naked on the rain

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rihanna liked to cavort naked on the rain "
I would watch it

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By *ayMyName2018Man
over a year ago

Where the Wild Things Are

What if ZZ Top went crazy for a scruffy tramp?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Otis wasn’t so pretentious and just went to the seaside and got sand up his crack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disturbed got properly vaccinated against all illnesses which meant they where not brought low by a particular virus

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

What if Steven Tyler only ever used the stairs

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By *layfull pairingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Madness lived in a flat and wore drainpipe trousers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if Steven Tyler only ever used the stairs

Or kept his eyes closed because he wanted to miss everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Rhianna forgot her umbrella?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What if Sister's are doing it for every fucker available

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"What if Steven Tyler only ever used the stairs

Or kept his eyes closed because he wanted to miss everything "

And his favourite colour was blue

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What if S Club 7 really had arms long enough to Reach for the Stars

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

What if kylie decided to do a dance based on some other form of transport?

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By *ayMyName2018Man
over a year ago

Where the Wild Things Are

What if U2 finally found it and went home for a brew?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if Steven Tyler only ever used the stairs

Or kept his eyes closed because he wanted to miss everything

And his favourite colour was blue

Or Janie picked up a knife instead of a gun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What if Stephen Tin Tin Duffy had a Cold Sore

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Rihanna liked to cavort naked on the rain I would watch it

I wouldn't like to get naked in the rain with Blue Pearl either

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLSGYZpsg9k

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By *ayMyName2018Man
over a year ago

Where the Wild Things Are

What if Bon Jovi was under caution....or maybe an ASBO, for riding his steel horse? The cheeky little cowboy.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Justin Biebers momma thought you were the bees knees

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

What if Chuck Berry didnt like you touching his Dingaling

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What if Sister Sledge's Frankie had

Alzheimer's

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

What if Disturbed only had two fists in the air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if jack never became the ripper

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What if the S t R a N g l e R s were allergic to Peaches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Limp Bizkit had brown eyes and whatever it was was in front of them

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Limp Bizkit had brown eyes and whatever it was was in front of them "

What if they didn’t break its fucking face tonight and no one got a fat lip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Limp Bizkit had brown eyes and whatever it was was in front of them

What if they didn’t break its fucking face tonight and no one got a fat lip

Or they where square so they couldn't 'roll'

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By *ayMyName2018Man
over a year ago

Where the Wild Things Are

What if Adele stopped chasing pavements, and gave cycle paths a try instead?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If Queen just wanted to stop in prison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Either Tammy Wynette or KLF missed the ice cream van x

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

What if the Night Boat To Cairo sank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bob Marley got life for shooting the Sheriff

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

What if Barry Mann knew who put the bomp in the bomp bah bomp bah bomp, the ram in the rama lama ding dong, the bop in the bop shoo bop shoo bop and the dip in the dip da dip da dip?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

What if no-one had a match to light The Doors fire?

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By *ayMyName2018Man
over a year ago

Where the Wild Things Are

What if Nirvava smelt like geriatric despondency?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

What if the tube station had closed at 11.30pm?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

What if the pub only had one pint of lager and no crisps?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

What if Roxanne's light was blue?

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

What if radio killed the video star.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

What if The Specials did something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Katy Perry kissed a girl but didn't like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if U2 actually found what they were looking for? Would Bono be less of a plonker?

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By *ussD1Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

"What if the tube station had closed at 11.30pm?"

Genius

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

What if the drugs actually resolved Richard Ashcrofts medical issue?

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By *ussD1Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

Politicians didn’t lie

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By *ussD1Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

"What if the drugs actually resolved Richard Ashcrofts medical issue? "

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

What if there was an old wurlitzer being played in mediocre way behind the red door which was two doors down. They might have let Shakey in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if U2 actually found what they were looking for? Would Bono be less of a plonker?"

Then their sponsored sat nav would have sold better ! It’s crap. The streets have no names

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"What if the tube station had closed at 11.30pm?

Genius

On a similar note what if Weller had caught the Overground instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if never went to the chocolate factory

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

What if cousin Kevin also didn't know how to flick to kick?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if God wasn’t one of us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if U2 actually found what they were looking for? Would Bono be less of a plonker?

Then their sponsored sat nav would have sold better ! It’s crap. The streets have no names "

Hahaha!!! Love it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if mick jagger could get some satisfaction

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

What if Suggs' girl wasn't mad at him?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

What if Marc Bolan had ridden a red duck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

What if Jackie Wilson was unable to speak?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Rod Stewart had been on the Titanic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Mick Jagger preferred white sugar :- ).

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By *rtraymondo76Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

What if Roger Miller was too lazy to push a broom, or couldn't find a lock that wasn't locked? He's be sleeping under the stars.

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By *ertnsarahCouple
over a year ago

West Bromwich

What if Lemmy was dealt the two of clubs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if George Michael went fir a drink with Faithless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Michael Jackson didn't beat it?

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

"What if Pink Floyd built their wall.out of concrete?"
What if the guy never had an education. ! And he cemented his prick in the wall

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

What if she really wasn't going out with him and didn't take him home that night or any other. Turns out it was entirely platonic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if “Shakin Stevens” sang “ behind the fridge door”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the rivers weren't that deep and the mountains weren't that high? Think like say Leicestershire.

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By *ids_NaughtyCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

What if —- we are not alone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Blue Oyster Cult informed everybody to be afraid of the Grim Reaper. Took out a whole leaflet, radio and and TV campaign to let everybody know about the Reaper threat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Survivor couldnt get a tiger so had to settle for the eye of an aardvark instead?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"What if —- we are not alone?"

Then Tiffany might be in bother

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

What if Muse's hole was microscopic and white?

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over a year ago

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By *ids_NaughtyCouple
over a year ago

West Midlands

"What if —- we are not alone?

Then Tiffany might be in bother "
she only thought though!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

What if The Doors were into fire prevention?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the jam got the bus home at 11 o clock ?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

The Kaiser Chiefs didn't see the riot coming?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where would Paul young live if he never wore hats?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Eminem was an opera singer

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

What if Yazz became aware of different directions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if pink didn't suit her and she looked prettier in blue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Dolly Parton did shift work x

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

What if Siouxsie Sioux's preferred take away was the Taste Of The Raj?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

What if The Vapors had turned Turkmenistanian?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if there wasn't 99 red balloons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Mr Shankly had retired and Morrissey worked for Mr Jones instead ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Bananarama got watches and some some manners Robert is not a man to keep waiting x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Mr and Mrs May didn't like the name Maggie and decided to call their daughter Maureen instead?

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"What if Mr and Mrs May didn't like the name Maggie and decided to call their daughter Maureen instead?"

Or Theresa!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Sinead O’Connor tired comparethe market.com

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