FabSwingers.com forum: What if ?

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over a year ago

James Brown didn't feel good or if Journey stopped believing or if The Devil never went down to Georgia

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or the Rolling Stones found Satisfaction after the first try

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

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What if Debbie Harry just put the phone down?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

What if nobody let the dogs out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If oasis did look back in anger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

U2 walked down appropriately named streets

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

What if the drinks at club tropicana were shockingly expensive?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

If Mick Jagger did die before he got old

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Or The White Stripes just knew what to do with themselves.

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

What if Madonna had too much on for a week away?

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

What if: the Icicle Works couldn’t understand Jane

And what if Depeche Mode did get enough

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

"What if the drinks at club tropicana were shockingly expensive? "

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

What would happen if Meatloaf would do that

and two out of three was quite satisfactory for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Chris rea was on the road to heaven ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if echo beach had no echo and the bunnymen were women

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"What would happen if Meatloaf would do that

and two out of three was quite satisfactory for him

Or his dashboard light wasn't working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or Bowie went to Mars and found out if there was actual life there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Elvis Costello could really stand up without falling down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if status quo just rocked around just there local area ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What would happen if Meatloaf would do that

and two out of three was quite satisfactory for him

Or his dashboard light wasn't working

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That's an MOT fail

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

What if Ozzie wasn’t Paranoid

Shhaarronnn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if the drinks at club tropicana were shockingly expensive? "

Proper lol’ed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the rain was petrol when adel sang it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if pet shop boys went east ?

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By *an_LexaCouple
over a year ago

Sunderland

What if Parquet Courts did start that fight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the town wasn't malice but a happy place town called happy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Led Zeppelin had a slide to Hell

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

What if Thom Yorke was actually fairly affable?

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

What if no-one brought JT his sexy back?

What if the man in the mirror spoke back to Michael Jackson and told him to stop fucking children?

What if Lionel Richie wasn't the one she was looking for?

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By *ayMyName2018Man
over a year ago

Where the Wild Things Are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Blondie's heart was really made of glass and she fell over!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if foreigner didn’t give a crap about what love is

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

What if someone did stop Freddy Mercury?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If Mick Jagger did die before he got old "

Then he'd never get the chance to join The Who and sing that song with them

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By *ayMyName2018Man
over a year ago

Where the Wild Things Are

What if Roxanne put on the red light?

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By *rkeb3Man
over a year ago

east Lancashire road

"What if nobody let the dogs out? "
hahaha this gold comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Village People went to Salvation Army hostel instead

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"What if someone did stop Freddy Mercury?"
would he still have had a good time?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

What if the Queen stopped dancing ...

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"What if Roxanne put on the red light?"

Or that she stood really really close to Sting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is ocean colour scene caught the bus that day ?

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By *ayMyName2018Man
over a year ago

Where the Wild Things Are

What if Morrisey actually KNEW what difference it made?

Mind. Blown.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What sort of carnage would there have been if 10CC loaded up with real bullets

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"The Village People went to Salvation Army hostel instead "

Or never joined the navy

Welcome back Sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Right Said Fred wasn't sexy at all and just fancied a night in with a hot water bottle and a blanket?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you didnt want to be the lover of a Spice Girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What if Bowies girl was really made of China

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Village People went to Salvation Army hostel instead

Or never joined the navy

Welcome back Sir

;-) thank you good lady x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if everything does mater to Metallica?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frankie went to Hollyhead

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

What if Dolly Parton was on the night shift?

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

What if Britney Speares was a dom?

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By *ayMyName2018Man
over a year ago

Where the Wild Things Are

What if I knew where cotton eye joe came from?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

What if Kajagoogoo wasn’t shy at all but were a bunch of confident young men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whitney Houston fancied a quite night in instead of flailing about trying to attract a dance partner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What if Kajagoogoo wasn’t shy at all but were a bunch of confident young men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Journey stopped believing and became the most cynical fuckers ever

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By *ayMyName2018Man
over a year ago

Where the Wild Things Are

What if curiosity put the cat in the vets, but it survived?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if she didn't like pina colada?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Chesney hawke had been a twin?

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham/Telford

What if Delilah HAD told Tom Jones why, then he wouldn't have had to break down that door

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

What if Elvis wasn’t lonesome at all, had black patent leather shoes and was a repeat criminal who enjoyed his time in jail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should Bono have not lost what he was Looking for ?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

What if Dolly Parton worked part time hours?

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

What if the Winner didn't want to take it all and gave some back?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

What if Mandy came and took every fucking thing you have?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Michael Jackson was a rough law abiding citizen?

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

What if Shania Twain was impressed?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"If Led Zeppelin had a slide to Hell "

AC/DC could have joined them

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

What if Lady Gaga was really shit at cards?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

What if Europe were heading for Uranus but decided it sounded too rude so went to Venus instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the Beastie Boys were to fight for the right for an early night?

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By *ayMyName2018Man
over a year ago

Where the Wild Things Are

"What if Michael Jackson was a rough law abiding citizen? "

Or what if he stopped before he’d got enough?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

What if Europe did a countdown every single day?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would Abba have had such a massive hit if Fernando was deaf

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"What if Michael Jackson was a rough law abiding citizen?

Or what if he stopped before he’d got enough?"

What if Billy Jean was his brother

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"What if Europe did a countdown every single day? "

Snap on the Europe theme

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By *ayMyName2018Man
over a year ago

Where the Wild Things Are

What if Hammer let you touch this?

Hammertime!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adele said goodbye when she answered the phone instead of hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TLC was inundated with over a million scrubs

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"What if Europe did a countdown every single day?

Snap on the Europe theme

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"What if Chesney hawke had been a twin?"

If Bros has actually been triplets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Gerry did walk alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Motorhead got the wrong card and ended up with the 2 of hearts instead

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What if Madness wore Skin tight Gym leggings

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

What if John Lennon lacked imagination?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Motorhead got the wrong card and ended up with the 2 of hearts instead "

Ooooh shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if Madness wore Skin tight Gym leggings"

And lived in a flat that was dull

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By *udewhennudeMan
over a year ago

newport

If somebody had stood on those blue shade shoes.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"What if Madness wore Skin tight Gym leggings

And lived in a flat that was dull

And it definitely wasn’t love

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What if Coldplay couldn't Fix things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or ACDC did clean actions that cost a lot of money

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By *ayMyName2018Man
over a year ago

Where the Wild Things Are

What if Groove is in the Left Buttock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if Madness wore Skin tight Gym leggings

And lived in a flat that was dull

And it definitely wasn’t love

And didnt pass their driving license or purchase a vehicle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the specials lived in a up and coming bustling town ?

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

What if it was Elvis in the chip shop?

Think on that..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bryan Adams only had a pair of nursery school art scissors to cut things with

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

What if Bonnie Tyler bought a Sat-Nav while she was in France?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Mariah Carey couldn't give a shit about living without you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If Ray Parker Jnr was gonna call dynorod.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Motorhead got the wrong card and ended up with the 2 of hearts instead "

Hahahaha,

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"What if Madness wore Skin tight Gym leggings

And lived in a flat that was dull

And it definitely wasn’t love

And didnt pass their driving license or purchase a vehicle "

And were really quite sane and not mad at all

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

You could come and go freely from the hotel California

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

What if Bob Dylan preferred one of the Fab Four?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if Madness wore Skin tight Gym leggings

And lived in a flat that was dull

And it definitely wasn’t love

And didnt pass their driving license or purchase a vehicle

And were really quite sane and not mad at all

And stayed in somebody else's home

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

What if she didn't love the shape she was in, took up triathlons and dated a cyclist?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

What if the beach boys were giving off really negative vibrations?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You could come and go freely from the hotel California "

Good one , many may not familiarise with that as it’s not the title

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

What if the Galway girl was a honeytrap and her brothers kneecapped you for being a protestant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if the beach boys were giving off really negative vibrations? "

Or decided to stay in and not bothered getting around?

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

What if something else did matter?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What if Erasure were disrespectful

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By *eclanHMan
over a year ago

Liphook

And Ace of Base never saw the sign?

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

What if Africans knew about the festive season?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"What if the beach boys were giving off really negative vibrations?

Or decided to stay in and not bothered getting around? "

Or didn't know how to surf

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"What if Africans knew about the festive season? "

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Or ACDC did clean actions that cost a lot of money

AC/DC were the first band that I ever saw in '77 on the Dirty Deeds tour

What if They actually knew Who Made Who?

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over a year ago

Or Guns and Rose had another person's youngling who was very nasty indeed

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

What if Paradise City had unattractive girls and dead grass?

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By *ayMyName2018Man
over a year ago

Where the Wild Things Are

What if Ziggy played clarinet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Micheal did blame it on the boogie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if Whitney Houston was only going to love him until about 10 past 4?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if Paradise City had unattractive girls and dead grass? "

Or there was snow in October?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If everything Bryan Adams did, he did for the bloke over the road?

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By *eclanHMan
over a year ago

Liphook

What if Thom wasn’t a creep and a weirdo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

His woman wasn’t from Tokyo

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"If Mick Jagger did die before he got old "
Roger daltrey would be relieved

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What if Japan moved next door to Noisy neighbours and couldn't enjoy the Quiet Life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the Boomtowm Rats did like Mondays and Meatloaf wouldn’t do anything for love?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if Madness wore Skin tight Gym leggings

And lived in a flat that was dull

And it definitely wasn’t love

And caught a day boat to Cairo

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

What if Wet Wet Wet felt fuck all in their fingers and toes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What if Barbara Gaskin started crying at a party that wasn't hers

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By *eclanHMan
over a year ago

Liphook

What if girls didn’t just want to have fun!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if Wet Wet Wet felt fuck all in their fingers and toes? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

John Lennon didn’t imagine and Led Zeppelin’s lady didn’t buy a Stairway to Heaven

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"What if girls didn’t just want to have fun!?"

Take that back this instant

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

What if Nina Simone felt kind of average?

What if Alanis Morisette had a sense of irony?

What if Nilsen actually found someone else and was really happy?

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By *ayMyName2018Man
over a year ago

Where the Wild Things Are

What if Bad Company just felt like having a wank instead?

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over a year ago

Or if Celine Dions heart decided "Fuck it you warbling sack of shit. I'm stopping right here and you can't do fuck all to make me continue"

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over a year ago

Gladys Knight got on the train x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if Wet Wet Wet felt fuck all in their fingers and toes? "

that tickled me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

REM found their religion.......it was behind the fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What if Bad Company just felt like having a wank instead?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ub40 sang I’m. 2 in 1

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What if Prince only had a Yellow Reliant Robin

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over a year ago

"If Mick Jagger did die before he got old "

(You're thinking of Roger Daltrey)

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By *layfull pairingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

If the prodigy just gave their bitch a cuddle ...

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By *ayMyName2018Man
over a year ago

Where the Wild Things Are

"What if Prince only had a Yellow Reliant Robin"

Or he only wanted to see you in a golden shower

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"What if Prince only had a Yellow Reliant Robin"

And he met a lass who wore a yellow baseball cap.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"If the prodigy just gave their bitch a cuddle ... "

Haha

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If the prodigy just gave their bitch a cuddle ... "

And where not arsonists

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scorpions were just another piece of Quorn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What if The Jam were Down the Tube Station at 8pm instead

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over a year ago

Robbie sang with have this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aretha Franklin was thoughtless

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

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"What if Whitney Houston was only going to love him until about 10 past 4?"

I think Dolly Parton's baby did alternating shift hours actually

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Jim Morrison thought people were quite ordinary for the most part.

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over a year ago

Take That had no patience

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By *eclanHMan
over a year ago

Liphook

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Run DMC thought rocking a rhyme was pretty simple

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Or Guns and Rose had another person's youngling who was very nasty indeed "

What if they just welcomed you to a thicket

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What if Simple Minds Glittering Prize was just a highly polished Turd

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Scorpions were just another piece of Quorn"

Nice one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frank Sinatra was a team player

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By *litteasingManMan
over a year ago

Thereabouts

Or Apple's logo wasn't have eaten.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Frank Sinatra was a team player "

And thought New York was a shithole

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By *eclanHMan
over a year ago

Liphook

"What if girls didn’t just want to have fun!?

Take that back this instant"

Redacted. It’ll do no-one any good. Let’s never speak of it again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If the prodigy just gave their bitch a cuddle ... "

And what if Keith Flint was actually a firefighter

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over a year ago

"Or Guns and Rose had another person's youngling who was very nasty indeed

What if they just welcomed you to a thicket

Or just walked in through Hells window without knocking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What if Thin Lizzy just had Bovril in a Cup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marc Bolan rode a black goose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Madonna was like a total slut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turned out Michael Jackson wasn't Invincible after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Madonna was like a total slut"

And her mum preached

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Queen only had a one line of misery

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By *litteasingManMan
over a year ago

Thereabouts

If the girls Julio Iglesias loved before became nuns

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By *ayMyName2018Man
over a year ago

Where the Wild Things Are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

KC and the Sunshine band grew a set stopped grizzling and walked away head held high

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By *layfull pairingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

James brown wasn't feeling particularly sexy and couldn't be arsed to get up

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"What if Thin Lizzy just had Bovril in a Cup"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"What if Thin Lizzy just had Bovril in a Cup"

FUCK RIGHT OFF!

What if Phil Lynott didn't owe me a pint

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By *am62Woman
over a year ago

Bristol

What would happen if Anita Ward rang that bell and it didn't work. Or if Bob Geldof didn't like Tuesdays.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Sting wanted to say more than dadoodoodoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if the Nolans weren’t in the mood for dancing?

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