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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very
much in love, couldn't wait to go out on the town and party with his old buddies.
So, he said to his new wife, 'Honey, I'll be right back.'
'Where are you going, honeybunch asked the wife.
'I'm going to the bar, pretty face. I'm going to have a beer.'
The wife said, 'You want a beer, my love?'
She went and opened the door to the refrigerator
and showed him 25 different kinds of beer brands from12 different
countries: Germany , Holland , Japan , India, etc.
The husband didn't know what to do, and the
only thing that he could think of saying was, 'Yes, lolly pop...
but at the bar..you know...they have frozen glasses...'
He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife interrupted him by saying,
'You want a frozen glass, puppy face?'
She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer,
so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.
The husband, looking a bit pale, said, 'Yes, tootsie roll, but at the Bar they have those
hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long, I'll be right back. I promise. OK?'
You want hors d'oeuvres, poochi pooh?' She opened the oven and took out 5 dishes
of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps,pork strips, etc.
'But my sweet honey.. At th e bar... You know...there's swearing,
dirty words and all that...'
'You want dirty words, Dickhead? Drink your f***ing beer in your Goddamn frozen mug and
eat your motherf***ing snacks, because you are Married now, and you aren't f***ing going
anywhere! Got it, A**hole?'
.......and so he stayed home............
........and, they lived happily ever after...
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