FabSwingers.com forum: Horny females

By *rHandsomeHunk OP Man
over a year ago

dudley

Any females been looking for something they haven't found yet ? I'm the man! Down for anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Da man in the house, lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trumpet blown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Orchestra playing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but I hear Bono is having issues.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell we don’t stand a chance now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 weeks in

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By *rHandsomeHunk OP Man
over a year ago

dudley

Who's that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Grabs the popcorn*

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Ooh. It's a no from me. Your profile is shocking.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Anything? Are you sure about that OP??!!!

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By *rHandsomeHunk OP Man
over a year ago

dudley

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over a year ago

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By *rHandsomeHunk OP Man
over a year ago

dudley

I'm sure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trumpet blown "

I have tried blowing my trumpet but I couldn’t get my ankle behind my head and I fell off the sofa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(OP) give the forum an example?

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By *rHandsomeHunk OP Man
over a year ago

dudley

??????

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Hi op, I've closed your other thread, its best to have just one on the same subject.

Anyway, that said, welcome to fab and the forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"(OP) give the forum an example?"

What (anything) means?

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I think he means he's willing to take a can thickness 12 inch dildo.

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By *rHandsomeHunk OP Man
over a year ago

dudley

Ok then maybe not anything haha , no dildo ent going up me lool

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Ok then maybe not anything haha , no dildo ent going up me lool"

Well that's not anything is it. And you said anything.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Ok then maybe not anything haha , no dildo ent going up me lool"

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By *rHandsomeHunk OP Man
over a year ago

dudley

Very true but obvs in straight so that don't count stuff up my arse lol, I'm up for most things anyway

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Very true but obvs in straight so that don't count stuff up my arse lol, I'm up for most things anyway

No bum fun?

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Very true but obvs in straight so that don't count stuff up my arse lol, I'm up for most things anyway

Taking a dildo doesn't mean you're gay. Js

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Very true but obvs in straight so that don't count stuff up my arse lol, I'm up for most things anyway

Use reply and quote then people know who you're replying to

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By *rHandsomeHunk OP Man
over a year ago

dudley

No bum fun I'll lick a woman's arse no problem haha

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By *rHandsomeHunk OP Man
over a year ago

dudley

Ok thanks

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By *rHandsomeHunk OP Man
over a year ago

dudley

"Very true but obvs in straight so that don't count stuff up my arse lol, I'm up for most things anyway

Taking a dildo doesn't mean you're gay. Js"

Very true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slaffer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Trumpet blown

I have tried blowing my trumpet but I couldn’t get my ankle behind my head and I fell off the sofa

You need to remove a rib ask Prince oh

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By *rHandsomeHunk OP Man
over a year ago

dudley

"Trumpet blown

I have tried blowing my trumpet but I couldn’t get my ankle behind my head and I fell off the sofa

You need to remove a rib ask Prince oh "

Pmsl

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Have you tried looking down the back of the settee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you tried looking down the back of the settee"

Might find the ex back there fuck that

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By *rHandsomeHunk OP Man
over a year ago

dudley

Where all the ladies gone ?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Any females been looking for something they haven't found yet ? I'm the man! Down for anything

Goes down on anything??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where all the ladies gone ? "

We're playing hide n seek. Come find us

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By *rHandsomeHunk OP Man
over a year ago

dudley

"Any females been looking for something they haven't found yet ? I'm the man! Down for anything

Goes down on anything??"

On woman yh why not

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By *rHandsomeHunk OP Man
over a year ago

dudley

"Where all the ladies gone ?

We're playing hide n seek. Come find us

Be like finding a needle in a hay stack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok then maybe not anything haha , no dildo ent going up me lool"
u want the real deal?

your in the right place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man anything got down graded pretty quick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep at it bro.. You're winning em over.

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By *rHandsomeHunk OP Man
over a year ago

dudley

"Keep at it bro.. You're winning em over.

I'm onit mate lmao

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By *e420vilMan
over a year ago

Your Street

*im just here so I can read the remainder comments later once I’ve grabbed my popcorn

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By *rHandsomeHunk OP Man
over a year ago

dudley

"*im just here so I can read the remainder comments later once I’ve grabbed my popcorn "

Enjoy the show haha

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By *oobies92Woman
over a year ago

Pontypridd

"Keep at it bro.. You're winning em over.

:O hehehe

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By *itvclaireTV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

"*im just here so I can read the remainder comments later once I’ve grabbed my popcorn "

Hope you sharing that popcorn

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

"Any females been looking for something they haven't found yet ? I'm the man! Down for anything

Anything oh goody.... How's this for fun...

Wash the dishes,

Tidy the house,

Then the car,

Run me a bath,

Pour me a glass of wine,

Lay out the designer clothes you've just bought on my bed while I watch,

Fuck off out the door having never spoken to me.... Not a single word. Ever.

So I can bathe and wank in peace.

Why does noone ever want to fulfill my fantasy?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Any females been looking for something they haven't found yet ? I'm the man! Down for anything

Anything oh goody.... How's this for fun...

Wash the dishes,

Tidy the house,

Then the car,

Run me a bath,

Pour me a glass of wine,

Lay out the designer clothes you've just bought on my bed while I watch,

Fuck off out the door having never spoken to me.... Not a single word. Ever.

So I can bathe and wank in peace.

Why does noone ever want to fulfill my fantasy?

Tricky ... can't understand it

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

"Man anything got down graded pretty quick"

He hasn't learnt your trick

. You just provide cake.. always a winner

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By *e420vilMan
over a year ago

Your Street

"*im just here so I can read the remainder comments later once I’ve grabbed my popcorn

Hope you sharing that popcorn

XX "

There’s more than enough to go around!! Haha

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

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By *rHandsomeHunk OP Man
over a year ago

dudley

What's that face for x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

What's that face for x"
I'm guessing it's because you've started half a dozen threads all along the same lines . My advice is chill a bit , get to know some nice ladies , you're crashing in at 500 miles an hour . Just my advice mate

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By *rHandsomeHunk OP Man
over a year ago

dudley

What's that face for x I'm guessing it's because you've started half a dozen threads all along the same lines . My advice is chill a bit , get to know some nice ladies , you're crashing in at 500 miles an hour . Just my advice mate

Pmsl

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By *attooedBBWWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Trumpet blown "

Or not as the case may be

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Pmsl "
It wasnt supposed to be funny . It was genuine advice . Never mind

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sad, you said anything and I have a love for using my 8 inch strap on. Shame, it’s a damn shame!

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By *rHandsomeHunk OP Man
over a year ago

dudley

Sorry bro it's true what you said but found it funny my bad

Pmsl It wasnt supposed to be funny . It was genuine advice . Never mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess the forum topic tomorrow will be,

"Been here for 5 weeks and not met anyone for a fuck yet. Thought I'd get laid here."

Poor lad. Obviously has no clue.

Work, work, work, that's what men have to do on here. Some of us are lucky and have no issues with meets, some expect women to fall at their feet because you're down for anything and you'll only be disappointed and wish you'd spent your site membership 5er on a chat line and had a 5 knuckle shuffle.

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By *rHandsomeHunk OP Man
over a year ago

dudley

"I guess the forum topic tomorrow will be,

"Been here for 5 weeks and not met anyone for a fuck yet. Thought I'd get laid here."

Poor lad. Obviously has no clue.

Pmsl funny fucker ent ya

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By *rHandsomeHunk OP Man
over a year ago

dudley

"I’m sad, you said anything and I have a love for using my 8 inch strap on. Shame, it’s a damn shame!

Sorry haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I guess the forum topic tomorrow will be,

"Been here for 5 weeks and not met anyone for a fuck yet. Thought I'd get laid here."

Poor lad. Obviously has no clue.

Pmsl funny fucker ent ya "

Funny, and successful on the site

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Hi, welcome to fab and the forums x

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By *rHandsomeHunk OP Man
over a year ago

dudley

"I guess the forum topic tomorrow will be,

"Been here for 5 weeks and not met anyone for a fuck yet. Thought I'd get laid here."

Poor lad. Obviously has no clue.

Pmsl funny fucker ent ya

Funny, and successful on the site

I know yh fair play bro

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By *rHandsomeHunk OP Man
over a year ago

dudley

"Hi, welcome to fab and the forums x"

Thanks x

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