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"You sure he's a bloke?? All sounds very dainty " Hahaha   | |||
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"Following on from my boss eating a Custard Tart with a spoon and cutting his Apple into little slices , he has now sunk to a whole new level . Hes just cut up a Mini Pork Pie into 4 segments . A MINI FUCKING PORK PIE "Erm i do that | |||
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"I cut my mini pork pies I to 4 and slice my apples "You're Female. That's acceptable  | |||
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"Following on from my boss eating a Custard Tart with a spoon and cutting his Apple into little slices , he has now sunk to a whole new level . Hes just cut up a Mini Pork Pie into 4 segments . A MINI FUCKING PORK PIE
Erm i do that "But you're a lady.. you do lady things | |||
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"I cut my mini pork pies I to 4 and slice my apples "Fank fuck you don't cut cock  | |||
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"Bet he eats pizza with a knife and fork. Horrible human" If I'm in a public setting like a restaurant I eat pizzas and burgers with a nice and fork, it's just good manners | |||
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"Following on from my boss eating a Custard Tart with a spoon and cutting his Apple into little slices , he has now sunk to a whole new level . Hes just cut up a Mini Pork Pie into 4 segments . A MINI FUCKING PORK PIE
Erm i do that "Again . You are female. That's acceptable | |||
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"But does he use a napkin when he eats a peach though? " I will buy him one and let you know | |||
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"I think you should get a custard pie... and flick the contents of it at him with a spoon" This wins. I howled | |||
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"I think you should get a custard pie... and flick the contents of it at him with a spoonThis wins. I howled " thank you, thank you
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"I think you should get a custard pie... and flick the contents of it at him with a spoonThis wins. I howled
thank you, thank you
I thinking of trying the Fringe this year hehe"Get me a free ticket please | |||
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"A Mini Pork Pie should be consumed thus... 1. Remove from packaging 2. Fuckin Eat it "After tearing packaging open with your teeth of course | |||
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"A Mini Pork Pie should be consumed thus... 1. Remove from packaging 2. Fuckin Eat it
After tearing packaging open with your teeth of course"Naturally | |||
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"A Mini Pork Pie should be consumed thus... 1. Remove from packaging 2. Fuckin Eat it
After tearing packaging open with your teeth of course Naturally "Naturally??? I'm guessing this guy uses scissors | |||
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"A Mini Pork Pie should be consumed thus... 1. Remove from packaging 2. Fuckin Eat it
After tearing packaging open with your teeth of course Naturally
Naturally??? I'm guessing this guy uses scissors"Shit I forgot to see how he opened the packaging , how stupid of me | |||
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"Bet he eats pizza with a knife and fork. Horrible human" Errrrmmmm  | |||
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"Following on from my boss eating a Custard Tart with a spoon and cutting his Apple into little slices , he has now sunk to a whole new level . Hes just cut up a Mini Pork Pie into 4 segments . A MINI FUCKING PORK PIE "I do that too.... | |||
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"Following on from my boss eating a Custard Tart with a spoon and cutting his Apple into little slices , he has now sunk to a whole new level . Hes just cut up a Mini Pork Pie into 4 segments . A MINI FUCKING PORK PIE
I do that too.... "Oh dear lol | |||
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"Following on from my boss eating a Custard Tart with a spoon and cutting his Apple into little slices , he has now sunk to a whole new level . Hes just cut up a Mini Pork Pie into 4 segments . A MINI FUCKING PORK PIE
I do that too.... Oh dear lol "I've never eaten a custard tart though..... | |||
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"Following on from my boss eating a Custard Tart with a spoon and cutting his Apple into little slices , he has now sunk to a whole new level . Hes just cut up a Mini Pork Pie into 4 segments . A MINI FUCKING PORK PIE
I do that too.... Oh dear lol
I've never eaten a custard tart though....."With a Spoon , or just never at all ?? | |||
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"Following on from my boss eating a Custard Tart with a spoon and cutting his Apple into little slices , he has now sunk to a whole new level . Hes just cut up a Mini Pork Pie into 4 segments . A MINI FUCKING PORK PIE
I do that too.... Oh dear lol
I've never eaten a custard tart though.....
With a Spoon , or just never at all ??"Never at all.  | |||
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"He sounds like my kind of guy. Does he use a linen napkin and wash his coffee cup at least daily?" His mug is bleached every night | |||
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"Following on from my boss eating a Custard Tart with a spoon and cutting his Apple into little slices , he has now sunk to a whole new level . Hes just cut up a Mini Pork Pie into 4 segments . A MINI FUCKING PORK PIE "He is trying to piss you off to the point you leave I am guessing. | |||
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"Following on from my boss eating a Custard Tart with a spoon and cutting his Apple into little slices , he has now sunk to a whole new level . Hes just cut up a Mini Pork Pie into 4 segments . A MINI FUCKING PORK PIE
I do that too.... Oh dear lol
I've never eaten a custard tart though.....
With a Spoon , or just never at all ??
Never at all. "Then you are missing out on life my learned friend | |||
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"On a serious note does he have issues with swallowing? Maybe he can’t eat standard size bits? Danish x " Ok I read that all wrong and now feel  | |||
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"Following on from my boss eating a Custard Tart with a spoon and cutting his Apple into little slices , he has now sunk to a whole new level . Hes just cut up a Mini Pork Pie into 4 segments . A MINI FUCKING PORK PIE
He is trying to piss you off to the point you leave I am guessing. "Hmmm .... Leave or Remain ?? I'm sure I've heard that somewhere else recently | |||
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"Following on from my boss eating a Custard Tart with a spoon and cutting his Apple into little slices , he has now sunk to a whole new level . Hes just cut up a Mini Pork Pie into 4 segments . A MINI FUCKING PORK PIE
He is trying to piss you off to the point you leave I am guessing. Hmmm .... Leave or Remain ?? I'm sure I've heard that somewhere else recently "It may take you 3 or so years to decide though | |||
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"Following on from my boss eating a Custard Tart with a spoon and cutting his Apple into little slices , he has now sunk to a whole new level . Hes just cut up a Mini Pork Pie into 4 segments . A MINI FUCKING PORK PIE
He is trying to piss you off to the point you leave I am guessing. Hmmm .... Leave or Remain ?? I'm sure I've heard that somewhere else recently
It may take you 3 or so years to decide though" | |||
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"Disgusting behaviour this throw a load of papers on to his desk knocking his pork pie off it. " Haha top idea | |||
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"He sounds like my kind of guy. Does he use a linen napkin and wash his coffee cup at least daily? His mug is bleached every night "And every morning you pray he doesn't rinse his mug | |||
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"He sounds like my kind of guy. Does he use a linen napkin and wash his coffee cup at least daily? His mug is bleached every night "Now that's a step too far, doesn't he know that denture cleaning tablets leave no unpleasant after taste if you soak your mug in them.  | |||
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"He sounds like my kind of guy. Does he use a linen napkin and wash his coffee cup at least daily? His mug is bleached every night
And every morning you pray he doesn't rinse his mug"Haha . That's cruel , but funny | |||
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"He might have false teeth" He hasn't. No , it's just because he's an irritating wankspangle | |||
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"I do two of those "I wont say anything bad about that, you're admin | |||
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"OP. I slice apples into pieces when eating them, just as I cut up other foods with cutlery. It's simply down to me having a weaker front teeth structure and cutting my food as such has been recommended by dentists for ages. People cut their food for all sorts of reasons. I accept too that you wish to tear it apart with your molars, but it ain't for me! "Valid point my mum is the same no point risking expensive dental work. | |||
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"OP. I slice apples into pieces when eating them, just as I cut up other foods with cutlery. It's simply down to me having a weaker front teeth structure and cutting my food as such has been recommended by dentists for ages. People cut their food for all sorts of reasons. I accept too that you wish to tear it apart with your molars, but it ain't for me! "Far too serious mate | |||
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"I think you need a hobby "This is my hobby , entertaining you fine folk with tales of custard tarts and gay dogs . What more do you want | |||
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"I absolutely rinsed an old boss of mine. He had a habit of eating fruit using a folding knife to cut it into pieces. (Trying to look hard I think) When asked about why he used the knife he replied "It's because I'm not a fucking animal" So I asked why he ate a burger using his hands. *cue incandescent anger #caughtyouwithyourownlogic " | |||
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