FabSwingers.com forum: Thursday is rant day

By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Well get it off your chests.

I've just been told my erection looks limp the cheek of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Work won't change our old florescent tube lighting for daylight LEDs, like the office next door. Apparently it's too expensive even though the electricity saving will have paid for it in a year.

Meanwhile, the tube above my head flickers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate my job at the moment as there’s one lazy bugger who take laziness to the extreme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well get it off your chests.

I've just been told my erection looks limp the cheek of it

Nothing like a limp dick

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Work won't change our old florescent tube lighting for daylight LEDs, like the office next door. Apparently it's too expensive even though the electricity saving will have paid for it in a year.

Meanwhile, the tube above my head flickers..."

Well that needs sorting as flickering lights can cause headaches migraines and in the worse case epilepsy attacks to those who suffer. You need to see your H&S rep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate my job at the moment as there’s one lazy bugger who take laziness to the extreme

I hate those people. I'd love to be lazy, but I'm too busy doing their work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate my job at the moment as there’s one lazy bugger who take laziness to the extreme

I hate those people. I'd love to be lazy, but I'm too busy doing their work. "

I know, it’s awful, I don’t know how,she gets away with it, so I’ve slowed down, I’m not carrying her anymore

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Hal e fuck'n looe yar....

Right.....

I email the boss to update him on my sick leave.

He emails me back and tells me to update my situation on our company intranet.

I tell him I can't as my laptop's in the office and remind him we can't log on remotely from home pc's.

He berates me for not taking my laptop home.

I remind him no-one takes their laptop home.

He says he does.

I refrain from calling him a workaholic cunt and pointing out he's a partner in the business.

Instead I remind him we're not insured to take company laptop's home.

He berates me for filling in my timesheet with the incorrect job codes last week and tells me to edit the timesheet.

I point out that he's looking at the previous week, not my first sick week and remind him that I can't edit it is as I can't log on.

I'm growing very tired of his shit.

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By *rivateparts! OP Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"I hate my job at the moment as there’s one lazy bugger who take laziness to the extreme

I hate those people. I'd love to be lazy, but I'm too busy doing their work.

I know, it’s awful, I don’t know how,she gets away with it, so I’ve slowed down, I’m not carrying her anymore

You know who'll get the telling off for slacking don't you and it won't be her x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hal e fuck'n looe yar....

Right.....

I email the boss to update him on my sick leave.

He emails me back and tells me to update my situation on our company intranet.

I tell him I can't as my laptop's in the office and remind him we can't log on remotely from home pc's.

He berates me for not taking my laptop home.

I remind him no-one takes their laptop home.

He says he does.

I refrain from calling him a workaholic cunt and pointing out he's a partner in the business.

Instead I remind him we're not insured to take company laptop's home.

He berates me for filling in my timesheet with the incorrect job codes last week and tells me to edit the timesheet.

I point out that he's looking at the previous week, not my first sick week and remind him that I can't edit it is as I can't log on.

I'm growing very tired of his shit.

He sounds like a real bundle of joy...

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Hal e fuck'n looe yar....

Right.....

I email the boss to update him on my sick leave.

He emails me back and tells me to update my situation on our company intranet.

I tell him I can't as my laptop's in the office and remind him we can't log on remotely from home pc's.

He berates me for not taking my laptop home.

I remind him no-one takes their laptop home.

He says he does.

I refrain from calling him a workaholic cunt and pointing out he's a partner in the business.

Instead I remind him we're not insured to take company laptop's home.

He berates me for filling in my timesheet with the incorrect job codes last week and tells me to edit the timesheet.

I point out that he's looking at the previous week, not my first sick week and remind him that I can't edit it is as I can't log on.

I'm growing very tired of his shit.

Are off sick with an attack of tourette's? I keep getting outbreaks at work cos of a particular PM as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This new job is the most unorganised bunch ever instead of me doing training and learning iv spent all week training others what a bloody waste of a week

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Hal e fuck'n looe yar....

Right.....

I email the boss to update him on my sick leave.

He emails me back and tells me to update my situation on our company intranet.

I tell him I can't as my laptop's in the office and remind him we can't log on remotely from home pc's.

He berates me for not taking my laptop home.

I remind him no-one takes their laptop home.

He says he does.

I refrain from calling him a workaholic cunt and pointing out he's a partner in the business.

Instead I remind him we're not insured to take company laptop's home.

He berates me for filling in my timesheet with the incorrect job codes last week and tells me to edit the timesheet.

I point out that he's looking at the previous week, not my first sick week and remind him that I can't edit it is as I can't log on.

I'm growing very tired of his shit.

He sounds like a real bundle of joy..."

I simply cannot wait to get in to work every day.

*sarcastic font enabled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hal e fuck'n looe yar....

Right.....

I email the boss to update him on my sick leave.

He emails me back and tells me to update my situation on our company intranet.

I tell him I can't as my laptop's in the office and remind him we can't log on remotely from home pc's.

He berates me for not taking my laptop home.

I remind him no-one takes their laptop home.

He says he does.

I refrain from calling him a workaholic cunt and pointing out he's a partner in the business.

Instead I remind him we're not insured to take company laptop's home.

He berates me for filling in my timesheet with the incorrect job codes last week and tells me to edit the timesheet.

I point out that he's looking at the previous week, not my first sick week and remind him that I can't edit it is as I can't log on.

I'm growing very tired of his shit.

Are off sick with an attack of tourette's? I keep getting outbreaks at work cos of a particular PM as well"

I also suffer from Tourette’s at work, I think it must be catching

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Hal e fuck'n looe yar....

Right.....

I email the boss to update him on my sick leave.

He emails me back and tells me to update my situation on our company intranet.

I tell him I can't as my laptop's in the office and remind him we can't log on remotely from home pc's.

He berates me for not taking my laptop home.

I remind him no-one takes their laptop home.

He says he does.

I refrain from calling him a workaholic cunt and pointing out he's a partner in the business.

Instead I remind him we're not insured to take company laptop's home.

He berates me for filling in my timesheet with the incorrect job codes last week and tells me to edit the timesheet.

I point out that he's looking at the previous week, not my first sick week and remind him that I can't edit it is as I can't log on.

I'm growing very tired of his shit.

Are off sick with an attack of tourette's? I keep getting outbreaks at work cos of a particular PM as well

I also suffer from Tourette’s at work, I think it must be catching

Fuck it ... cunts !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t have a rant, more of a cry.

I really need my bed

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

The sun is shining, the sky is blue, the birds are singing.

I get paid tomorrow, it's almost the weekend and a Fabulous road trip, I'm getting to see some of my favourite people & have cuddles with my TeenyTinyMummy

Sorry, no rants today. HappyMode is engaged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're grossly understaffed at work, people keep leaving because the bosses are shitbags who don't give a crap about people and their home lives.

So we've now had an email from the top boss saying basically "we're short staffed, I don't know what t do about it, so you're all going to have to do 60 hours overtime every month instead".

Wanker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Management is totally inept and can’t actually manage people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My only rant today is that there is a gorgeous guy lives locally and no matter how many times I check he has still never set up a fab profile...bloody slacker...I thought EVERYONE was on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its only bloody snowing here in Wales, my son's school has closed when all the main roads are clear!

I'm not a fan of the white stuff

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Rants that are neither approved or declined.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Rants that are neither approved or declined. "

So rude. Approved.

I sat and straightened my hair this morning because I wanted to look sleek and capable in a meeting. And it drizzled. So my hair got frizzy. I wasted a good hour, not making that mistake again.

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I was going to work from home today but my boss said can I come in so we can have a meeting about something, about 10 mins after I'd got into the office this morning I find out he wants to change the meeting to tomorrow, he has my number and knows I could have done with working at home today and could have contacted me even on my way in but no he decided to just piss me off and not come in without any notice.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Rants that are neither approved or declined.

So rude. Approved.

I sat and straightened my hair this morning because I wanted to look sleek and capable in a meeting. And it drizzled. So my hair got frizzy. I wasted a good hour, not making that mistake again."

Frizzy isn't a great look, I know.

However, I'd kinda like to ruffle your hair up and smudge your make up.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Hal e fuck'n looe yar....

Right.....

I email the boss to update him on my sick leave.

He emails me back and tells me to update my situation on our company intranet.

I tell him I can't as my laptop's in the office and remind him we can't log on remotely from home pc's.

He berates me for not taking my laptop home.

I remind him no-one takes their laptop home.

He says he does.

I refrain from calling him a workaholic cunt and pointing out he's a partner in the business.

Instead I remind him we're not insured to take company laptop's home.

He berates me for filling in my timesheet with the incorrect job codes last week and tells me to edit the timesheet.

I point out that he's looking at the previous week, not my first sick week and remind him that I can't edit it is as I can't log on.

I'm growing very tired of his shit.

I love your rants

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Hal e fuck'n looe yar....

Right.....

I email the boss to update him on my sick leave.

He emails me back and tells me to update my situation on our company intranet.

I tell him I can't as my laptop's in the office and remind him we can't log on remotely from home pc's.

He berates me for not taking my laptop home.

I remind him no-one takes their laptop home.

He says he does.

I refrain from calling him a workaholic cunt and pointing out he's a partner in the business.

Instead I remind him we're not insured to take company laptop's home.

He berates me for filling in my timesheet with the incorrect job codes last week and tells me to edit the timesheet.

I point out that he's looking at the previous week, not my first sick week and remind him that I can't edit it is as I can't log on.

I'm growing very tired of his shit.

I love your rants

I wish I didn't have to.

*crying emoji

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Hal e fuck'n looe yar....

Right.....

I email the boss to update him on my sick leave.

He emails me back and tells me to update my situation on our company intranet.

I tell him I can't as my laptop's in the office and remind him we can't log on remotely from home pc's.

He berates me for not taking my laptop home.

I remind him no-one takes their laptop home.

He says he does.

I refrain from calling him a workaholic cunt and pointing out he's a partner in the business.

Instead I remind him we're not insured to take company laptop's home.

He berates me for filling in my timesheet with the incorrect job codes last week and tells me to edit the timesheet.

I point out that he's looking at the previous week, not my first sick week and remind him that I can't edit it is as I can't log on.

I'm growing very tired of his shit.

I love your rants

I wish I didn't have to.

*crying emoji"

Your life would be emptied without your weekly rants Stingly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The people running my home towns naval military themed youth organisation are 2 of the most depressing people to have every worked with. Neither have served (not a bad thing in itself, but does lead to a lot of bad habits they brush off when I pick them up), argue with eachother infront of the kids and at so disco-ordinated its unbelievable. In the last 5 years we’ve gone from having 30 cadets turning up 2 nights a week and one weekend a month to 6, whom never come weekends.

Oh and why’s it snowing in Devon?! It’s bloody freezing!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Hal e fuck'n looe yar....

Right.....

I email the boss to update him on my sick leave.

He emails me back and tells me to update my situation on our company intranet.

I tell him I can't as my laptop's in the office and remind him we can't log on remotely from home pc's.

He berates me for not taking my laptop home.

I remind him no-one takes their laptop home.

He says he does.

I refrain from calling him a workaholic cunt and pointing out he's a partner in the business.

Instead I remind him we're not insured to take company laptop's home.

He berates me for filling in my timesheet with the incorrect job codes last week and tells me to edit the timesheet.

I point out that he's looking at the previous week, not my first sick week and remind him that I can't edit it is as I can't log on.

I'm growing very tired of his shit.

I love your rants

I wish I didn't have to.

*crying emoji

Your life would be emptied without your weekly rants Stingly"

This is not how it was supposed to be.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Why can't people get it???? ... a cream tea is scone, jam, clotted cream... in that order ... that's it ..

(Gets a chair and the snacks and waits to see how this one goes)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why can't people get it???? ... a cream tea is scone, jam, clotted cream... in that order ... that's it ..

(Gets a chair and the snacks and waits to see how this one goes)"

Cause that’s the Cornish way. The Devon and rest of England way is to treat the cream as you would butter.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Why can't people get it???? ... a cream tea is scone, jam, clotted cream... in that order ... that's it ..

(Gets a chair and the snacks and waits to see how this one goes)"

This is the correct way.

Cup of tea; tea bag, hot water, milk. Yes?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Why can't people get it???? ... a cream tea is scone, jam, clotted cream... in that order ... that's it ..

(Gets a chair and the snacks and waits to see how this one goes)

Cause that’s the Cornish way. The Devon and rest of England way is to treat the cream as you would butter.

Clotted cream should be cornish ... qed...

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Why can't people get it???? ... a cream tea is scone, jam, clotted cream... in that order ... that's it ..

(Gets a chair and the snacks and waits to see how this one goes)

This is the correct way.

Cup of tea; tea bag, hot water, milk. Yes?"

Exactly, or black earl grey with lemon

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By *attooedBBWWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I finish my current job a week today

The project I was left with was meant to be a babysitter but has turned out to be a nightmare and all of the handover prep I was meant to start doing this week is now going to be shoved into two days next week

Plus people are still coming to me with all of their issues and questions when they should be using the channels I’ve communicated out to everyone to use instead because ‘hello I’m outta here in a week’

Also I just chipped my pedi

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Why can't people get it???? ... a cream tea is scone, jam, clotted cream... in that order ... that's it ..

(Gets a chair and the snacks and waits to see how this one goes)

This is the correct way.

Cup of tea; tea bag, hot water, milk. Yes?

Exactly, or black earl grey with lemon "

Uh huh....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shan’t go into too much detail but we work with a woman that is one moment nice as pie and the next is like she’s got raging PMT (she’s in her 50’s) we can’t be doing anything right most of the time, she bitches about us all the time and is right fucking rude to us!!

And relax.

Danish x

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By *attooedBBWWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"I shan’t go into too much detail but we work with a woman that is one moment nice as pie and the next is like she’s got raging PMT (she’s in her 50’s) we can’t be doing anything right most of the time, she bitches about us all the time and is right fucking rude to us!!

And relax.

Danish x"

Which is scarier, a puppy or a rational woman in menopause?

A puppy, because a rational woman in menopause doesn't really exist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And relax.

Danish x

Which is scarier, a puppy or a rational woman in menopause?

A puppy, because a rational woman in menopause doesn't really exist.

Maybe you hit the nail on the head!

Danish x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sigh

Because I can't stop eating all the shit and guzzling wine I am the heaviest I've ever been and am out clothes shopping trying on big giant clothes looking in all angles mirrors at my big giant disgusting body

I need something nice for my birthday next week and I look awful in everything!

I'm going to cancel all plans, buy chocolate and wine and go home where no one can see me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lovable woof is being really sodding annoying. I have no gas til tomorrow so the house is a frost box. I do have electricity so, being sensible I put the electric fire on (living room)

Madam has decided she doesn't want to keep the heat in, and keeps opening the living room door, for no reason other than to walk through it, and back in again, thus allowing all collected warmth to vanish in an instant.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've just been to the dentist for a filling, now I'm in the pub and beer is dribbling down ma chin. What a waste

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I lied

HappyMode gone out the window

I'm going to go punch things for an hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cabin fever now at breaking point as had no care provision for my daughter for over three months, and been informed via email today that the new carers, due to start tomorrow now can’t until Monday, and then for only a third of the contracted hours.

And even worse! The pleaser heels i want aren’t available in my size!!

What good is online retail therapy if you can’t get what you want! x

Viv x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to watch Tenable.

It's one of the only things I like to watch on daytime telly.

It's been replaced by horses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're grossly understaffed at work, people keep leaving because the bosses are shitbags who don't give a crap about people and their home lives.

So we've now had an email from the top boss saying basically "we're short staffed, I don't know what t do about it, so you're all going to have to do 60 hours overtime every month instead".

Wanker "

Whilst we're still in the EU, you may have some legal recourse on this, but once we're not...

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By *eandHim2019Couple
over a year ago

preston

The uproar about a few squaddies shooting at a picture of Jeremy Corbyn .WTF . They're in Afghanistan not Butlins .if it helps let off a bit of steam and relieve the stress . Carry on boys.

Today's Bamby Pamby culture is doing my head in

Ahhhh feel better now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My lovable woof is being really sodding annoying. I have no gas til tomorrow so the house is a frost box. I do have electricity so, being sensible I put the electric fire on (living room)

Update. This has been going on for hours now, and I mean hours. All day. My day off has now turned to one of frustration and I've given in and gone to bed, just so she settles the fuck down.

It's so cold in here I can see my breath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My lovable woof is being really sodding annoying. I have no gas til tomorrow so the house is a frost box. I do have electricity so, being sensible I put the electric fire on (living room)

Update. This has been going on for hours now, and I mean hours. All day. My day off has now turned to one of frustration and I've given in and gone to bed, just so she settles the fuck down.

It's so cold in here I can see my breath.

Feel for you. We’ve recently moved and the building contractors failed to notice the heating wasn’t working- a joiner had pierced a pipe. A week and a half of investigations and no heating, and a Labrador who thought her only role in life was to ask to go out, sniff and come back in. Get a room warm with a heater and she’d trundle off for a nose again! xx

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