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Alien Abduction

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok, here's a scenario.

Let's say you get abducted by aliens and one of them greets you and says that they're collecting semen samples from different planets to see if the dna is compatible with theirs so they can create new life for their species to survive and they give you a few options to choose from before returning you home.

A) You give them the sperm sample by masturbating.

B) Have one of the female aliens help extract the sperm sample.

C) Kindly refuse which they'll understand.

What would you do?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Tell them they've made a terrible mistake and take massive offence to being mistaken for a man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would just have to take you along to give them a sample as I don't have sperm.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

d) show them my growl box

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'd pee into the sample pot and tell them it's human semen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For any ladies with partners, the options apply as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B) when else am I going to have E.T. wank me off. It's a opportunity not too be missed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok, here's a scenario.

Let's say you get abducted by aliens and one of them greets you and says that they're collecting semen samples from different planets to see if the dna is compatible with theirs so they can create new life for their species to survive and they give you a few options to choose from before returning you home.

A) You give them the sperm sample by masturbating.

B) Have one of the female aliens help extract the sperm sample.

C) Kindly refuse which they'll understand.

What would you do?"

I want some of whatever you've been smoking!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Tell them I've had a vasectomy and say awfully sorry old chap.

But ask them not to probe me, unless they buy me a drink first.

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail

When I was abducted for this reason by aliens. They collected the sperm in their mouth. Their heads were completely smooth free from hair, They looked like, ! what I can only describe as, a telly tubby lookalike. So I took a hold of the antenna on the top of their head, and proceeded to face fuck them. ( BANG )

I woke up startled, Oh fuck I though !!! I have only gone and busted my daughters space hopper.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When I was abducted for this reason by aliens. They collected the sperm in their mouth. Their heads were completely smooth free from hair, They looked like, ! what I can only describe as, a telly tubby lookalike. So I took a hold of the antenna on the top of their head, and proceeded to face fuck them. ( BANG )

I woke up startled, Oh fuck I though !!! I have only gone and busted my daughters space hopper. "

I think you've confused aliens with The Osmond's.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

They be fucked if they asked me for a sample, I've had the snip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trouble is I'm from UFO. Up to my contorted torso in samples. Got my tormentor threatening me with pain if I don't quickly swallow all the samples to analyse them. It's a hard life being a space monster.

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Tarka trail


"When I was abducted for this reason by aliens. They collected the sperm in their mouth. Their heads were completely smooth free from hair, They looked like, ! what I can only describe as, a telly tubby lookalike. So I took a hold of the antenna on the top of their head, and proceeded to face fuck them. ( BANG )

I woke up startled, Oh fuck I though !!! I have only gone and busted my daughters space hopper.

I think you've confused aliens with The Osmond's."
I would fuck humpty dumpty if his ears were closer together. :-

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