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A shag or dignity?

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By *bwplaydate OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and travel/hotel

So many of the forum posts seem to be by guys saying anything to get a woman to sleep with them.

Guys - what's the biggest lie you've told to get into someone's knickers?

Gals - does all the white knight bullshit make you feel better about sleeping with a guy, even if it's just a pity shag?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

We have neither white knighted nor been duped by white knights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont do pity shags

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"I dont do pity shags"

Now that's a pity

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By *bwplaydate OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and travel/hotel

Ladies - when was the last time your Penis got in the way of making pasta?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rely on pity shags or I'd get nothing.

I'm also super gullible and believe everything I'm told (would appear that way recently)

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By *bwplaydate OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and travel/hotel


"I rely on pity shags or I'd get nothing.

I'm also super gullible and believe everything I'm told (would appear that way recently) "

Hopefully that will improve for you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should be getting shagged without pity shags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gals - does all the white knight bullshit make you feel better about sleeping with a guy, even if it's just a pity shag?"

No. The white knight shit doesn’t work on me.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I have no dignity, give me the shag.

Besides, I like the simpering platitudes from my fwb. And his cock. It's a win win.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I rely on pity shags or I'd get nothing.

I'm also super gullible and believe everything I'm told (would appear that way recently) "

Yeah right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex told people he was an ex para in order to get into people's knickers.

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

Stevenage


"My ex told people he was an ex para in order to get into people's knickers. "

I’d have thought that would leave it more difficult..

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By *bwplaydate OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and travel/hotel

I find that the only interest white knights attract is from princesses with daddy issues and makeup addictions. Ugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I rely on pity shags or I'd get nothing.

I'm also super gullible and believe everything I'm told (would appear that way recently)

Hopefully that will improve for you x"

Tongue in cheek!!

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By *bwplaydate OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and travel/hotel


"I rely on pity shags or I'd get nothing.

I'm also super gullible and believe everything I'm told (would appear that way recently)

Hopefully that will improve for you x

Tongue in cheek!! "

R/whoosh

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

I have no desire, nor need, to have to lie for such a purpose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I rely on pity shags or I'd get nothing.

I'm also super gullible and believe everything I'm told (would appear that way recently) "

I’m feeling pity full and looking for a gullible lady to cheer me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you write a Dear Deirdre column for a newspaper?

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By *bwplaydate OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and travel/hotel


"I rely on pity shags or I'd get nothing.

I'm also super gullible and believe everything I'm told (would appear that way recently)

I’m feeling pity full and looking for a gullible lady to cheer me up "

Bend over

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Anyone wanna pity me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I rely on pity shags or I'd get nothing.

I'm also super gullible and believe everything I'm told (would appear that way recently)

I’m feeling pity full and looking for a gullible lady to cheer me up "

Will you tell me you love me and want only me??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I rely on pity shags or I'd get nothing.

I'm also super gullible and believe everything I'm told (would appear that way recently) "

We love your bowtie really sets off your cheekbone

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By *bwplaydate OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and travel/hotel


"I rely on pity shags or I'd get nothing.

I'm also super gullible and believe everything I'm told (would appear that way recently)

I’m feeling pity full and looking for a gullible lady to cheer me up

Will you tell me you love me and want only me?? "

Only if you let me say it every day to you lol. How about a feast in a field for lunch tomorrow too? Nothing is worth more than your happiness.

Anyone else remember the 90s?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I just block the white knights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I rely on pity shags or I'd get nothing.

I'm also super gullible and believe everything I'm told (would appear that way recently)

I’m feeling pity full and looking for a gullible lady to cheer me up

Will you tell me you love me and want only me?? "

One out of two isn't bad!..

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By *ngelina4uWoman
over a year ago

Camberley/Middleton


"I just block the white knights"

I have started doing the same there is something unplesent of men putting down others to gain sexual favours I would go so far as to say creepy.

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By *bwplaydate OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and travel/hotel


"I just block the white knights

I have started doing the same there is something unplesent of men putting down others to gain sexual favours I would go so far as to say creepy. "

It's not only something that gals have to put up with, bloke or bloke white knighting is a serious pain too. However I am guilty of giving a pity shag, although at the time it was the easier and quicker way of getting rid of unwanted attention.

The female white knight is a very intimidating thing, especially scary when they're d*unk and refuse to accept that no means no.

Luckily their husbands pick them up from the pub or event by 11 normally - maybe they've got a history? Lol

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By *oobies92Woman
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Any sentance longer than what size tits usually works on me

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Ladies - when was the last time your Penis got in the way of making pasta?"

I don't have a penis but I imagine the flaccid ones would be useless for rolling out pasta.

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By *bwplaydate OP   Man
over a year ago

Newcastle and travel/hotel


"Ladies - when was the last time your Penis got in the way of making pasta?

I don't have a penis but I imagine the flaccid ones would be useless for rolling out pasta.

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Lol. Don't you love it when the first replies to forum posts are people with experience or interest in the subject matter?

Also, what kind of peasant are you if you don't use a pasta machine?!? Or at least get chef to do it before he cooks the meal anyway.

Lumpenproletariats - can live with them, can't have them shot (yet).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be the president of the Ivory Coast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I rely on pity shags or I'd get nothing.

I'm also super gullible and believe everything I'm told (would appear that way recently)

I’m feeling pity full and looking for a gullible lady to cheer me up

Will you tell me you love me and want only me??

One out of two isn't bad!.."

Which one??

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Ladies - when was the last time your Penis got in the way of making pasta?

I don't have a penis but I imagine the flaccid ones would be useless for rolling out pasta.

Lol. Don't you love it when the first replies to forum posts are people with experience or interest in the subject matter?

Also, what kind of peasant are you if you don't use a pasta machine?!? Or at least get chef to do it before he cooks the meal anyway.

Lumpenproletariats - can live with them, can't have them shot (yet)."

I barely cook - someone else does it for me.

I was just engaging with your question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So many of the forum posts seem to be by guys saying anything to get a woman to sleep with them.

Guys - what's the biggest lie you've told to get into someone's knickers?

Gals - does all the white knight bullshit make you feel better about sleeping with a guy, even if it's just a pity shag?"

Is that for research for Sydney?

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't do pity shags, when i turn down a guy sometimes i get the guilt message "oh nobody wants me"

"Im ugly"

I honestly feel bad for them and offer advice, no way would i fuck em tho lol x

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