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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Jeremy Corbyn v Teresa May

People think Teresa is a soft gentle vicars daughter but I can see her taking Corbyn in a Streetfight raining blows on him with her stiletoes until his grey beard is red with blood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think she would slaughter him..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Amber Rudd v Diane Abbott

A battle of heavyweights.

Dianne in her prime was a force of nature and I think Amber is her natural successor. This would end in a bloody drag down no strength left draw.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boris V T Robinson would be hoots

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sajid javid v Sajid Khan

Hard to be separated having more to do with names than fighting prowess. Javid seems more bold to be a potential 1 on 1 fighter and may lack Khan's wisdom in unveiling the 30 brothers hiding in the shadows. Victory to Khan.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boris V T Robinson would be hoots"
Have you got a preview for us?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

23 pence a ticket gets you front row or back row seats or middle seats

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Boris Johnson v Tom Robinson

More of a bully meets bluster the gangster faced Tom Robinson would strike fear into the heart of Boris,one look and the sweets would be handed over.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sajid javid v Sajid Khan

Hard to be separated having more to do with names than fighting prowess. Javid seems more bold to be a potential 1 on 1 fighter and may lack Khan's wisdom in unveiling the 30 brothers hiding in the shadows. Victory to Khan."
Sadiq Khan...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"23 pence a ticket gets you front row or back row seats or middle seats "
Were in business!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha, I’m gonna dragons den that shit up, sponsor ship monies in the bag

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hahaha, I’m gonna dragons den that shit up, sponsor ship monies in the bag"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sajid javid v Sajid Khan

Hard to be separated having more to do with names than fighting prowess. Javid seems more bold to be a potential 1 on 1 fighter and may lack Khan's wisdom in unveiling the 30 brothers hiding in the shadows. Victory to Khan."

There's only one victorious Khan round these parts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Caroline Lucas V Dr Sarah Woolaston

This would be a fight that would arise out of great principles and would be classed as a possible epic. Hard to call as it would depend on who had the most passion and energy left that day to fight.

Lucas edges it for me due to previous battle experience.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oliver Letwin V Jacob Rees-Mogg.

This would take place during a argument over a taxi. The seemingly always about to blow his top Letwin would strike suddenly flooring the smooth talking negotiating Mogg and put him down. Climbing over his body to enter the cab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another man thread...lol...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Prince Charles v Nigel Farage

This would be one that is entirely provoked by The Duke of Edinburgh who actually liking Farage still feels the need to put the little bugger in his place. An unwilling Charles downgrades the issue to a slanging match away from the cameras.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Norma Major v Edwina Currie

This was the day when Edwina got stirred like a curry over a man who ate green peas (or so the rumour goes) She was lucky to escape alive from the flailing, screaming, kicking, and whirling dervish that was realeased upon her.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Fiona Bruce v David Dimbleby

This took place when the normally humble Bruce made a joke to the normally humble(but long established family in broadcasting) Dimbleby at a drinks party to celebrate the changeover. There was no Victor as they were both too d*unk to notice onlookers said.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fiona Bruce v David Dimbleby

This took place when the normally humble Bruce made a joke to the normally humble(but long established family in broadcasting) Dimbleby at a drinks party to celebrate the changeover. There was no Victor as they were both too d*unk to notice onlookers said.

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..too d*unk to notice they were fighting each other.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Prince William v 6 well compensated strangers

This was the day Prince William lost it due to unknown pressures. The lad had the strength of ten men it was reported.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

If you could get this line up you definitely sell out Wembley...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oliver Letwin V Jacob Rees-Mogg Part 2 Mogg comes prepared carrying an umbrella ala John Steed and the rest is history.As in the interim period Mogg has learned that it's possible to go along armed into a bad place to save face.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Holly Willoughby v Alex from the One Show began over who had the nicest co-presenter Philip or Matt and was stopped by Keith Lemon who happened to be around at the time. Both were treated for minor injuries.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Katie Price v a lampost

Katie Price was Snapchated while striking a lampost and screaming something about... that fucking Jordan. Which proves the point that even lamposts can become famous!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Elizabeth v Merkel

This one has been long buried the day Queen Elizabeth slapped Angela Merkel over comments about Kaiser Wilhelm.Though hushed up some feel this is the real reason brexit has been dangled to the British public as a warning to Germany short of war.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sandra Bernhard v Bill Cosby and Harvey Weinstein reports that she laid both out right hook,left hook as they were both fumbling in their pockets for something to give her.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Princess Anne v Meghan Markle

Normally the best of friends things got out of hand when the words Horses and faces were mentioned in the same sentence and things were misconstrued. Somehow Edward was left injured in the ensuing struggle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Princess Anne v Meghan Markle

Normally the best of friends things got out of hand when the words Horses and faces were mentioned in the same sentence and things were misconstrued. Somehow Edward was left injured in the ensuing struggle."
...and had to be put down.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mel B/sexyashell/Scary Spice

and Baby Spice/cheesy/the pretty quiet girl next door/ v Unknown Assailants.

This was considered at the time to be a Jessie Smollett type incident before there was a Jessie Smollett as the incident appeared in the papers before the incident even happened. By the way the Spice in Spice girls stands for Special Privileges in cunt eating and was later changed by some to Special Privileges in Cock entry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boris Johnson Vs Donald Trump

Battle of the idiots... wonder if any hair pulling would be involved?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I know who will be winning 'first to 175' on this thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Boris Johnson Vs Donald Trump

Battle of the idiots... wonder if any hair pulling would be involved?"
Love it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Bridgette Nielsen v Pamela Anderson the first grapple involved oil and a tub and was watched over by such luminaries as Tommy Lee, Mick Jagger and Sylvester Stallone this took place behind closed doors and never made the papers. The second grapple a Streetfight took place but never really got started due to lack of oil as their 4 protuberances got in the way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Big Narstie v Flavor Flav

As Big Narstie who is in the process of trying to get Pamela Anderson on his show reaches in to stop the fight and accidently? touches Bridgette's tit. Flavor Flav gives him a smack for that! "Watch out boooooyyyyy"!

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By *mstillere2Man
over a year ago

middleport

Drip vs drop

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Big Narstie v Flavor Flav

As Big Narstie who is in the process of trying to get Pamela Anderson on his show reaches in to stop the fight and accidently? touches Bridgette's tit. Flavor Flav gives him a smack for that! "Watch out boooooyyyyy"!"
..and calls him a goddamn public Enemy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Drip vs drop "
Water retention issues?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alan Carr v Louie Spence

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By *arly StagesCouple
over a year ago

Penwortham

Judge Rinder vs Jeremy Kyle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Alan Carr v Louie Spence "
Looking forward to it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Judge Rinder vs Jeremy Kyle"
Perfect,two alternate clones fighting!

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By *arly StagesCouple
over a year ago

Penwortham


"Judge Rinder vs Jeremy KylePerfect,two alternate clones fighting!"

I think it (or they) could go either way.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Judge Rinder vs Jeremy KylePerfect,two alternate clones fighting!

I think it (or they) could go either way."
Two clones,hard to call.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Judge Rinder vs Jeremy KylePerfect,two alternate clones fighting!

I think it (or they) could go either way.Two clones,hard to call."
..their sexual proclivities?

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By *arly StagesCouple
over a year ago

Penwortham


"Judge Rinder vs Jeremy KylePerfect,two alternate clones fighting!

I think it (or they) could go either way.Two clones,hard to call."

I'm thinking a homo-erotic wrestle along the lines of "Women in Love".

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Judge Rinder vs Jeremy KylePerfect,two alternate clones fighting!

I think it (or they) could go either way.Two clones,hard to call.

I'm thinking a homo-erotic wrestle along the lines of "Women in Love". "
Now that is damn funny!!

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By *arly StagesCouple
over a year ago

Penwortham


"Judge Rinder vs Jeremy KylePerfect,two alternate clones fighting!

I think it (or they) could go either way.Two clones,hard to call.

I'm thinking a homo-erotic wrestle along the lines of "Women in Love". Now that is damn funny!!"

Rinder in a purple thong, Kyle in a sumo style nappy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Alan Carr v Louie Spence Looking forward to it! "
Though I would have to back the dancer in this one..something tells me that Louie Spence is a very dangerous man!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Judge Rinder vs Jeremy KylePerfect,two alternate clones fighting!

I think it (or they) could go either way.Two clones,hard to call.

I'm thinking a homo-erotic wrestle along the lines of "Women in Love". Now that is damn funny!!

Rinder in a purple thong, Kyle in a sumo style nappy."
A modern day twist add oil...I can see them both giggling like children!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Roy Keane v Frank Bruno

The day Roy broke his hand while hitting Frank's head!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Roy Keane v Frank Bruno

The day Roy broke his hand while hitting Frank's head!"
Wily Paul Scholes dared him too and only the intervention of Eric Cantonas soothing french accent calmed the beast down...reminding me of Mungo in Blazing Saddles.

Paul Scholes reclaimed his place in the team.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Roy Keane v Frank Bruno

The day Roy broke his hand while hitting Frank's head!Wily Paul Scholes dared him too and only the intervention of Eric Cantonas soothing french accent calmed the beast down...reminding me of Mungo in Blazing Saddles.

Paul Scholes reclaimed his place in the team."
....and the day David finally proposed to Posh...saying quote "I've got to get away from these nutters"!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Roy Keane v Frank Bruno

The day Roy broke his hand while hitting Frank's head!Wily Paul Scholes dared him too and only the intervention of Eric Cantonas soothing french accent calmed the beast down...reminding me of Mungo in Blazing Saddles.

Paul Scholes reclaimed his place in the team.....and the day David finally proposed to Posh...saying quote "I've got to get away from these nutters"!"
...Poor boy..out of the frying pan into the fire!

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By *arly StagesCouple
over a year ago

Penwortham


"Judge Rinder vs Jeremy KylePerfect,two alternate clones fighting!

I think it (or they) could go either way.Two clones,hard to call.

I'm thinking a homo-erotic wrestle along the lines of "Women in Love". Now that is damn funny!!

Rinder in a purple thong, Kyle in a sumo style nappy.A modern day twist add oil...I can see them both giggling like children!"

Chilli infused oil, extra virgin of course.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Maybe not a fight but Ian Paisley having a argument with Brian Blessd while mountain climbing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe not a fight but Ian Paisley having a argument with Brian Blessd while mountain climbing "
A formidable confrontation!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Maybe not a fight but Ian Paisley having a argument with Brian Blessd while mountain climbing A formidable confrontation! "

A recipe for an avalanche

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe not a fight but Ian Paisley having a argument with Brian Blessd while mountain climbing A formidable confrontation! "
Maybe during a climb for Charity? Blessed was supporting a well known charity while Paisley's was less well known but had the word Order in it.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

The one from Bidgett Jones springs to mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe not a fight but Ian Paisley having a argument with Brian Blessd while mountain climbing A formidable confrontation!

A recipe for an avalanche "
Paisley was saved by his use of an orange coloured flag...Blessed by his rotunditity as he joined up with the avalanche!

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock

Warwick Davies v Richard Osman

I can hear that basketball tune playing now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Warwick Davies v Richard Osman

I can hear that basketball tune playing now "
Tell us more.

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By *ensualbicockMan
over a year ago

liverpool wavertree picton clock


"Warwick Davies v Richard Osman

I can hear that basketball tune playing now Tell us more."

Warwick Davies getting bounced everywhere by 6.7 inch Richard Osman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Warwick Davies v Richard Osman

I can hear that basketball tune playing now Tell us more.

Warwick Davies getting bounced everywhere by 6.7 inch Richard Osman "
Brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe not a fight but Ian Paisley having a argument with Brian Blessd while mountain climbing A formidable confrontation!

A recipe for an avalanche "
Both known for their voices that's a good one.

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