FabSwingers.com forum: When it hurts like a motherf***er

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Bloody waxing. What makes you go ouch ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stubbing my toe on the furniture FFS that kills!!!!

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By *rinthiaMan
over a year ago

dundee

Getting up in the morning

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By *xperimental Couple69Couple
over a year ago

Northern

"Stubbing my toe on the furniture FFS that kills!!!!

Agreed

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By *rtraymondo76Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Being a guy, I've not subjected myself to the waxing yet, just a steady hand and a sharp razor. So, got to go with the toe stubbed on the furniture. Certainly makes the air turn blue. Once split a toenail down the centre doing just that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was waxed by a rugby team from the neck down ... it hurts like a motherfucker!

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I echo the waxing pain but having young kids.... With lego and being bare foot.... I swear standing on glass would be less painful than a lego brick on laminate flooring!

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"Bloody waxing. What makes you go ouch ?"

I don't find waxing hurts. My beautician thinks I'm weird. Especially for a man.

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Breaking my back last week hurt like fu#k

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Worst pain known to man?

No, not treading on Lego or upturned plug. Not even catching your scrotum in a zip.

It’s the grind of a new alloy wheel on a kerb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking on Lego

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dropped a salt grinder on my toe the other day. Made me swear like a mother Hubbard! I was sure it was broken, but managed to bend it again a few hours later!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Standing on Lego or a plug in the darkness

Mrscxxx

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Standing on Lego or a plug in the darkness

Mrscxxx "

Yep it's a killer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to cook a full English half naked.. fucking specs of boiling oil keep jumping out at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chopping too much chilli and allowing the oil to sink into your fingertips. Doesn't simply wash off as I discovered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/04/19 10:18:19]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deep heat in your eye

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By *.A.MGUY55Man
over a year ago

Rochdale

Anal first time (yet to happen) any dom wish to help

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Standing on Lego or a plug in the darkness

Mrscxxx

Yep it's a killer"

Definitely a killer

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Renal Colic.. by fuck that hurt. Especially when I was suffering from almost crippling sciatica at the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a huge heavy iron gate bounce back towards me after I pushed it too hard. I was wearing sandals and it lifted my big toenail up like a hinge. My god the pain was immense!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

standing on lego barefoot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having a toe nail just hanging on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During a shift i moved a huge pan from the top of the oven to the sink (chef) the handles were hot but couldnt afford to drop it.. rookie mistake.. learnt my lesson

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By *ing_Wookie_RodeoMan
over a year ago

stockport wasteland

Walking down the bus with a hard on from the vibrations, knowing women can see it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was waxed by a rugby team from the neck down ... it hurts like a motherfucker! "

Does that include all around you personal effects?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about when it hurts so good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Herniated disc in my lower back, and leg cramp.

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

When my albeit adorable rottie manages to get all 33 kilos into one paw that stands on you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently recovering from a broken ankle. Back in normal trainer's but, ankle is still a bit swollen and not much movement back in it yet. Hurts like a mofo.

More physio on Friday.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Breaking 2 ribs on a Tommy tippy cup, hurts like fuck.

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

"Breaking 2 ribs on a Tommy tippy cup, hurts like fuck."

And I thought my mate breaking my ribs was bad... that wins... he only gave me a hug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Falling from heaven.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never been waxed so I can't say that.

Normally standing on a plug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"standing on lego barefoot"

Ouch that's the pain that hurts the most, especially if it's right in the heel.

Ever do the Lego dance while refusing to acknowledge the pain?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Breaking 2 ribs on a Tommy tippy cup, hurts like fuck.

And I thought my mate breaking my ribs was bad... that wins... he only gave me a hug

My son was 5 at the time and we were play wrestling and I fell back onto the cup.

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By *yrdsisWoman
over a year ago

Gleam Street

"Breaking 2 ribs on a Tommy tippy cup, hurts like fuck.

And I thought my mate breaking my ribs was bad... that wins... he only gave me a hug

My son was 5 at the time and we were play wrestling and I fell back onto the cup."

Nippy sore indeed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking knee first into the Bed post.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Breaking 2 ribs on a Tommy tippy cup, hurts like fuck."
that Tommy tippy gear is totally badass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a chisel through my thumb doing d*unk carpentry. That hurt a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hoover plug hitting my ankle bone at speed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put a chisel through my thumb doing d*unk carpentry. That hurt a bit."

Can't say d*unk. Can I say pissed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Breaking 2 ribs on a Tommy tippy cup, hurts like fuck."

I had a pneumothorax 4 weeks ago. Was probably similar. I can feel your pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Put a chisel through my thumb doing d*unk carpentry. That hurt a bit.

Can't say d*unk. Can I say pissed?"

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I’m an absolute wuss. Pain and me don’t get along easily. I can’t grin and bear it. Even being massaged makes me cry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stepping on a plug...ouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a huge heavy iron gate bounce back towards me after I pushed it too hard. I was wearing sandals and it lifted my big toenail up like a hinge. My god the pain was immense! "

I had to look away from the screen after reading that...ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Biting own tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had a huge heavy iron gate bounce back towards me after I pushed it too hard. I was wearing sandals and it lifted my big toenail up like a hinge. My god the pain was immense!

I had to look away from the screen after reading that...ouch!"

Yes and I thought Lego was bad. I just winced reading this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was playing dead for one of my boys when they were a toddler and barely able to talk. I lay spread out legs and arms akimbo, eyes shut.

He ran off to let mummy know, then came sprinting (speed waddling) back in the lounge, lept in the air and landed kneecaps first on each testicle.

I've not experienced pain like it. I couldn't breath, I wanted to throw up, I couldn't see, I couldn't talk. My stomach hurt, my entire nervous system lit up, the physical pain was excruciating, I felt like both bollocks had blown up.

More regular painful accidents being whacking my finger on metal in really cold weather

Or grit in the eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know when you get that tiny peace of skin by your nail and you pull it and it starts to pull off way more than intended and then starts to throb

Oh and anal when they keep taking it out and put back in again. If it's in fucking leave it there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was playing dead for one of my boys when they were a toddler and barely able to talk. I lay spread out legs and arms akimbo, eyes shut.

He ran off to let mummy know, then came sprinting (speed waddling) back in the lounge, lept in the air and landed kneecaps first on each testicle.

More regular painful accidents being whacking my finger on metal in really cold weather

Or grit in the eye

Kids do the funniest things eh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"standing on lego barefoot

Ouch that's the pain that hurts the most, especially if it's right in the heel.

Ever do the Lego dance while refusing to acknowledge the pain?"

Almost every night b4 bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gout

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Slipping and rupturing a lower back disc

Nothing and I mean NOTHING compares to that pain

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Picking my nose with sharp nails...

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By *ardiffCoupleNJCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd/Rhyfelin

"Worst pain known to man?

No, not treading on Lego or upturned plug. Not even catching your scrotum in a zip.

It’s the grind of a new alloy wheel on a kerb."

lol...bet that brought tears to your eyes!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dislocating my knee stung a bit

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

I've been lifted physically off the floor by my right testicle..and thrown head first into a wall.

That made me walk funny for a bit..

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area

Waking up after an exceptionally dr*nken party to find some kind person(s) have painted your "two veg" with nail varnish!

What a dilemma........crack it off, bit by bit, or nail varnish remover!!!!

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

"Worst pain known to man?

No, not treading on Lego or upturned plug. Not even catching your scrotum in a zip.

It’s the grind of a new alloy wheel on a kerb."
feel your pain

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've been lifted physically off the floor by my right testicle..and thrown head first into a wall.

That made me walk funny for a bit.."

Just how?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eletrolysis hurts when you don’t take any painkillers before hand

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Papercut to eyeball.

Eeeew

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Papercut to eyeball.

Eeeew"

Oh ouch

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Chewing a bar of chocolate and half way through realise you have a sensitive tooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Standing on a plug in the middle of the night half asleep heading to have a pee

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By *ove3funCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Arguing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting your bell caught in your zip when you’re rushing for a piss

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Catching your head on an open cupboard door in the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caught my self in a zip once that fooking hurt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Getting your bell caught in your zip when you’re rushing for a piss"

This happened to my brother when we were younger. My mum had to take him to hospital.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stepping on a plug

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Stepping on a plug

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you look amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A paper cut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stepping on a plug

you look amazing"

Thank you

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Stepping on a plug

you look amazing

Thank you

Do you have a sexy Welsh accent too

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Dropping a concrete dopey statue on my toe, when wearing trainers. Safe to say the air turned blue, as did my toe and mashed toe nail.

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

Getting 150 electric shocks onto your eyelids was the most painful thing I’ve ever done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All my tattoos hurt somewhat, had a tooth taken out this morning and that hurt after I woke up from sedation, not much else really, I don't do anything that would have a risk of hurting

Although when I was 16 my 'banjo string' snapped and I thought i'd broken my dick, that hurt like hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All my tattoos hurt somewhat, had a tooth taken out this morning and that hurt after I woke up from sedation, not much else really, I don't do anything that would have a risk of hurting

Although when I was 16 my 'banjo string' snapped and I thought i'd broken my dick, that hurt like hell"

Aye and then they tell you it heals but its more on a / angle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Papercut to eyeball.

Eeeew"

Done that... It's a bitch...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Getting 150 electric shocks onto your eyelids was the most painful thing I’ve ever done "

Ouch

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By *lucard5Man
over a year ago

kerry capital

Deffo the worst is gout

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By *eeroybrownMan
over a year ago

aldershot

I've heard the crack part of a "back sack and crack" waxing is the most painful....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Deffo the worst is gout"

Kidney stones are joyful little fuckers...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Getting your bell caught in your zip when you’re rushing for a piss

This happened to my brother when we were younger. My mum had to take him to hospital. "

Was he ok or did they have to amputate?

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area

Finding out just after kick off that some nice person had sprayed Deep Heat in my jockstrap!

Now that did bring tears to my eyes

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Getting your bell caught in your zip when you’re rushing for a piss

This happened to my brother when we were younger. My mum had to take him to hospital.

Was he ok or did they have to amputate?"

He was okay but had a pee bag for ages.

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