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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

No thanks love, I'd rather be wanked off by Edward Scissor Hands.

What have you lot got?

Just for fun obvs. Make it up like I just did.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks, I'd rather be fisted by Captain Hook.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather date Fred n Rose West

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

List 5 lame excuses on your profile and you have then send the number. i.e. 1. Mrs taken ill but I'll come alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d rather fuck Theresa May instead of her fucking us

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

My genital herpes has flared up again. (no, not real lol)

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea


"I'd rather date Fred n Rose West "

If they wasn’t caught, I’m sure they would be on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d rather be wanked off with Swarfega and 60 Grade Grit

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea


"I’d rather be wanked off with Swarfega and 60 Grade Grit "

I’m sure some quite like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d rather be wanked off with Swarfega and 60 Grade Grit

I’m sure some quite like that "

They clearly haven’t tried it

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

I'd rather masturbate with a cheese grater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather have a blowie from Hell Cat Maggie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm tumble drying myself that night, I'll call you afterwards.

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Your mother called and she wants me round there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My results came back. Theyre not as bad as I expected

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather shit in my hands and clap!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL


"I’d rather be wanked off with Swarfega and 60 Grade Grit

I’m sure some quite like that

They clearly haven’t tried it "

Have you??!!

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I’d rather be wanked off with Swarfega and 60 Grade Grit

I’m sure some quite like that

They clearly haven’t tried it "

I'm sensing a back story.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would rather staple it shut

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id not fuck you with a corpses cock you creature feature

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By *hill44Man
over a year ago

hinckley

No thanks love I wouldn't touch you with hers or his

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’d rather be wanked off with Swarfega and 60 Grade Grit

I’m sure some quite like that

They clearly haven’t tried it

Have you??!! "

Do you think I’m crazy? Second thoughts - don’t answer that!

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By *tingly Byron OP   Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot


"I’d rather be wanked off with Swarfega and 60 Grade Grit

I’m sure some quite like that

They clearly haven’t tried it

Have you??!!

Do you think I’m crazy? Second thoughts - don’t answer that! "

We don't "think" you're crazy.....

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