FabSwingers.com forum: Tell us a secret

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Here’s mine

My ex had 2 teenagers

Vile spoilt little arseholes

So I used to use their razors to shave my dick

Sorry

It’s true

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

If they were horrible teenagers there’s more chance of you getting zits on your dick than anything else

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

It wouldn’t be a secret if I told you now would it?

I can tell you however that I bloody love Grease 2. Not a lot of people knew that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sexually attached to furniture. I lost my virginity in a gap between the cushions of our old couch

Also, I'm Batman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see dead people

Mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sexually attached to furniture. I lost my virginity in a gap between the cushions of our old couch

Also, I'm Batman

Don’t lie I know bat man

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

I'm Spartacus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sexually attached to furniture. I lost my virginity in a gap between the cushions of our old couch

Also, I'm Batman

Don’t lie I know bat man "

I know Robin

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"It wouldn’t be a secret if I told you now would it?

I can tell you however that I bloody love Grease 2. Not a lot of people knew that

Tell me more,

Tell me more!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It wouldn’t be a secret if I told you now would it?

I can tell you however that I bloody love Grease 2. Not a lot of people knew that

Tell me more,

Tell me more!

Like does he have a car....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Spartacus"

No. I’m spartacus

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I'm Spartacus

No. I’m spartacus "

No! I'm SPARTACUS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one on here knows my name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in love with a girl and she loves me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sexually attached to furniture. I lost my virginity in a gap between the cushions of our old couch

Also, I'm Batman

Don’t lie I know bat man "

You can't be.

Because, I'm Batman

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm Spartacus

No. I’m spartacus

No! I'm SPARTACUS "

Spartacus being a person who steals from spar?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I'm Spartacus

No. I’m spartacus

No! I'm SPARTACUS

Spartacus being a person who steals from spar?"

No, I am Spartacus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I told anyone it wouldn't be a secret...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It wouldn’t be a secret if I told you now would it?

I can tell you however that I bloody love Grease 2. Not a lot of people knew that

Let's bowl, let's bowl, let's rock n roll

Hey come on let's get this show on the road.

I likes it too

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

I’m seeing a deputy headmistress. Very prim and proper, member of a choir and as horny as hell. But, also seeing a local married woman- horny too.

Decision day or disaster looming.

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By *reeMan
over a year ago

Paisley

"I'm Spartacus"

No! I am Spartacus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I piss in sinks, I find it less hassle than the toilet. Also pissed in my mates grans sink lol

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I'm Spartacus

No! I am Spartacus!

*sigh* some get there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm Spartacus

No. I’m spartacus

No! I'm SPARTACUS

Spartacus being a person who steals from spar?

No, I am Spartacus"

I want a sparkler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who the fuck is spartacus

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Who the fuck is spartacus"

I am Spartacus!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who the fuck is spartacus

I am Spartacus!!"

Chat absolute shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're all living in a simulation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who the fuck is spartacus

I am Spartacus!!"

my name is many and legion

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Who the fuck is spartacus

I am Spartacus!!

Chat absolute shit

Google is your friend ... other search engines are available

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Who the fuck is spartacus

I am Spartacus!!

my name is many and legion

Friends call me Kirk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Secret revealed.

brexit was just a dream.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who the fuck is spartacus

I am Spartacus!!

Chat absolute shit

Google is your friend ... other search engines are available"

If you Google Google it crashes

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Secret revealed.

brexit was just a dream."

A dream to some, a nightmare for others (points for naming the film that line is from)

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"It wouldn’t be a secret if I told you now would it?

I can tell you however that I bloody love Grease 2. Not a lot of people knew that

Tell me more,

Tell me more!

Like does he have a car...."

More Coo ooo ooo oool Rider.

https://youtu.be/RYB317pljts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Secret revealed.

brexit was just a dream.

A dream to some, a nightmare for others (points for naming the film that line is from)"

fujji

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By *itizenCainedMan
over a year ago

Cradeley Heath

"Secret revealed.

brexit was just a dream.

A dream to some, a nightmare for others (points for naming the film that line is from)"

"Excalibur" if memory serves?!?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Secret revealed.

brexit was just a dream.

A dream to some, a nightmare for others (points for naming the film that line is from)

"Excalibur" if memory serves?!?

Points awarded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Secret revealed.

brexit was just a dream.

A dream to some, a nightmare for others (points for naming the film that line is from)

"Excalibur" if memory serves?!?

Points awarded"
oy.. Excalibur ..released on fujji film.. I demand a full refund.( I didn't get a receipt)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fantasie about watching porn with male house mate

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Secret revealed.

brexit was just a dream.

A dream to some, a nightmare for others (points for naming the film that line is from)

"Excalibur" if memory serves?!?

Points awarded oy.. Excalibur ..released on fujji film.. I demand a full refund.( I didn't get a receipt)"

Sorry .. no proof of purchase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It wouldn’t be a secret if I told you now would it?

I can tell you however that I bloody love Grease 2. Not a lot of people knew that

Tell me more,

Tell me more!

Like does he have a car....

More Coo ooo ooo oool Rider.

https://youtu.be/RYB317pljts"

Reproduction, reproduction

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By *heik yourwillyMan
over a year ago

shire

"I see dead people

Mrscxxx "
you an undertaker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Secret revealed.

brexit was just a dream.

A dream to some, a nightmare for others (points for naming the film that line is from)"

why not start a "name the film from the following lines thread "..

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Secret revealed.

brexit was just a dream.

A dream to some, a nightmare for others (points for naming the film that line is from)

why not start a "name the film from the following lines thread "..

'Twas merely an aside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Secret revealed.

brexit was just a dream.

A dream to some, a nightmare for others (points for naming the film that line is from)

why not start a "name the film from the following lines thread "..

'Twas merely an aside"

so was penecilling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

7 is a secret never to be told ..

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

I know the location of Atlantis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know the location of Atlantis"

don't tell Genghis Khan he will invade it for sure

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"I know the location of Atlantis

don't tell Genghis Khan he will invade it for sure

Mongols can't swim ... little known fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know the location of Atlantis

don't tell Genghis Khan he will invade it for sure

Mongols can't swim ... little known fact"

They fucking well can! They just can't sail very well.

Where is this Atlantis you speak of?

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By *k driverMan
over a year ago

birdlip

Many many years ago worked in a factory and we all went to a works do and at the end of the night went back to one of the girls houses who lived with her parents , we did the deed downstairs and then she went to bed , I slept on couch , woke up in middle of night bursting for a pee , didn't want go looking for toilet so had a pee in kitchen sink in dark ,,, she came down early morning and went to make a cuppa for us both , I followed her into kitchen and then saw a chicken defrosting in the sink that must have been the Sunday dinner ,,, hope it tasted good lol

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By *irty_DeedsMan
over a year ago

Teesside

"I know the location of Atlantis

don't tell Genghis Khan he will invade it for sure

Mongols can't swim ... little known fact

They fucking well can! They just can't sail very well.

Where is this Atlantis you speak of?"
Africa if a theory I read recently is to be believed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here’s mine

My ex had 2 teenagers

Vile spoilt little arseholes

So I used to use their razors to shave my dick

Sorry

It’s true "

My best friend of 27 years is famous and we still catch up alot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know the location of Atlantis

don't tell Genghis Khan he will invade it for sure

Mongols can't swim ... little known fact

They fucking well can! They just can't sail very well.

Where is this Atlantis you speak of?Africa if a theory I read recently is to be believed."

Africa? I thought best bet was the Greek island that went under in a volcano at about the right time. Santorini is it?

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