FabSwingers.com forum: Food Fight!!!

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

...And you’re all invited!

Simply name your ‘weapon’ of choice and let the battle begin.

I’m arming myself with paper bowls filled with trifle and dual holstered squirty cream canisters. I have meditated at length and am now fully ready for action in what promises to be a monumental culinary flinging war that will surely merit songs of respectful remembrance to be still sung about it in years to come (....possibly)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooo cream buns

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Cream donuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100000 of bowls of cold baked beans

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm going to pelt cheeky.. keep out of the bean queen's way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chocolate cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooooo cream buns

I’ll cream your buns for ya! I’ve got a special dispenser that can fire cream over them.

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

Strawberry Blancmange

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

400 squirty bottles of Sriracha sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jelly and ice cream

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Jelly and ice cream "
noted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pineapple and candy floss, keeping you on your toes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Custard in super soakers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jelly and ice cream noted"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going to pelt cheeky.. keep out of the bean queen's way"

Bring it on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooooo cream buns

I’ll cream your buns for ya! I’ve got a special dispenser that can fire cream over them."

Really, no,snake oil then....lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Angel delight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spaghetti hoops

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

We need to find a food fight club

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

"Spaghetti hoops "

With sausages

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By *on a MangerMan
over a year ago

somerset/Bristol

Sloppy rice pudding aimed at... well she knows

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Red Alert! I’m bringing out the big guns: I now have two buckets of coleslaw and a catering sized jar of pickled eggs.....

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Cooked aubergine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Red Alert! I’m bringing out the big guns: I now have two buckets of coleslaw and a catering sized jar of pickled eggs.....

But I love coleslaw, give it here now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oooooo cream buns

I’ll cream your buns for ya! I’ve got a special dispenser that can fire cream over them.

Really, no,snake oil then....lol...

Well I guess I could use Skittle flavoured snake oil instead

But you couldn’t call them cream buns then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok......I have a big bowl of Weetabix, and anybody who has ever left that stuff to set will know it's like bloody concrete.....anybody in my way better duck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Brussel sprouts I hid under my mash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Spaghetti hoops

With sausages

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i like sausage or two lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jelly and ice cream "
licks ice cream and throws trifle below

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We need to find a food fight club"
first rule of food fight club is..... you dont talk about food fight club lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jelly and ice cream licks ice cream and throws trifle below

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save me some ice cream x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jelly and ice cream licks ice cream and throws trifle below

save me some ice cream x"
Grab a bowl FAST!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I join in? Il carry the watermelon

Mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jelly and ice cream licks ice cream and throws trifle below

save me some ice cream x Grab a bowl FAST!!

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grabbed least i thimk it was a bowl i grabbed lol

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By *onderstuff73mMan
over a year ago

Brum

"Custard in super soakers

Come and soak me while I spray cream all over you

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

"Spaghetti hoops

With sausages

i like sausage or two lol"

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

* slinging mushy peas*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jelly and ice cream licks ice cream and throws trifle below

save me some ice cream x Grab a bowl FAST!!

grabbed least i thimk it was a bowl i grabbed lol"
watch them hands!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

B may have heart failure at all the food wastage. I volunteer him for cleaning up duties

*tosses pavlova*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"B may have heart failure at all the food wastage. I volunteer him for cleaning up duties

*tosses pavlova*

P"
loves a good toss and not talking pancakes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spicy meatball bazooka!!!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'll just keep things in the correct order in the fridge while you lot fight!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fruit trifle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jelly and ice cream licks ice cream and throws trifle below

save me some ice cream x Grab a bowl FAST!!

grabbed least i thimk it was a bowl i grabbed lol watch them hands!

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ooops sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throws Coconuts at everyone

*Ghengis smiles*

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Throws Coconuts at everyone

*Ghengis smiles*"

Not me I hope I'm allergic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has just reminded me of the man who would get off on throwing slices of ham at bare flesh coz the noise it made.

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I always thought I was a fun girl, this reminds me I'm not...who's gonna clean up the mess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always thought I was a fun girl, this reminds me I'm not...who's gonna clean up the mess."

Lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Throws Coconuts at everyone

*Ghengis smiles*

Not me I hope I'm allergic! "

Its a food fight! Ha haaa you're out! I found your kryptonite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I couldnt waste a good trifle. Can I eat that first and wrestle in something else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I couldnt waste a good trifle. Can I eat that first and wrestle in something else"

My fanny snot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I couldnt waste a good trifle. Can I eat that first and wrestle in something else"

When production resumes I could provide snake oil for wrestling in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I couldnt waste a good trifle. Can I eat that first and wrestle in something else

My fanny snot?

Is there copious amounts for good body coverage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I couldnt waste a good trifle. Can I eat that first and wrestle in something else

When production resumes I could provide snake oil for wrestling in

Much better yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I couldnt waste a good trifle. Can I eat that first and wrestle in something else

My fanny snot?

There you go TT’s fanny snot and Doc’s dodgy snake oil how can you refuse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I couldnt waste a good trifle. Can I eat that first and wrestle in something else

My fanny snot?

Is there copious amounts for good body coverage"

Time it right in my cycle and you'd think there had been a festival attended by slugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I couldnt waste a good trifle. Can I eat that first and wrestle in something else

When production resumes I could provide snake oil for wrestling in

Much better yes.

TT has been helping Genghis shooting magic beans up my arse to wake the snake up, so if they work, production should be resumed soon. If that fails Suzuki tells me Alan is going to roger it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I couldnt waste a good trifle. Can I eat that first and wrestle in something else

My fanny snot?

Is there copious amounts for good body coverage

Time it right in my cycle and you'd think there had been a festival attended by slugs "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I couldnt waste a good trifle. Can I eat that first and wrestle in something else

When production resumes I could provide snake oil for wrestling in

Much better yes.

TT has been helping Genghis shooting magic beans up my arse to wake the snake up, so if they work, production should be resumed soon. If that fails Suzuki tells me Alan is going to roger it."

Leave me out of this.. I've been stunned into silence by the slug comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rice a fearsome offensive weapon (also deployed as a curse at weddings,only joking) and defensively deployed when cooked badly as a shield or cushion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I couldnt waste a good trifle. Can I eat that first and wrestle in something else

When production resumes I could provide snake oil for wrestling in

Much better yes.

TT has been helping Genghis shooting magic beans up my arse to wake the snake up, so if they work, production should be resumed soon. If that fails Suzuki tells me Alan is going to roger it.

Leave me out of this.. I've been stunned into silence by the slug comment

I'll give you a slug Sanchez.

A dirty Sanchez from the clunge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I couldnt waste a good trifle. Can I eat that first and wrestle in something else

When production resumes I could provide snake oil for wrestling in

Much better yes.

TT has been helping Genghis shooting magic beans up my arse to wake the snake up, so if they work, production should be resumed soon. If that fails Suzuki tells me Alan is going to roger it.

Leave me out of this.. I've been stunned into silence by the slug comment

I think I may go back to the trifle after all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I couldnt waste a good trifle. Can I eat that first and wrestle in something else

When production resumes I could provide snake oil for wrestling in

Much better yes.

TT has been helping Genghis shooting magic beans up my arse to wake the snake up, so if they work, production should be resumed soon. If that fails Suzuki tells me Alan is going to roger it.

Leave me out of this.. I've been stunned into silence by the slug comment

I think I may go back to the trifle after all

No sense of adventure - the pair of ya!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Oh I couldnt waste a good trifle. Can I eat that first and wrestle in something else

When production resumes I could provide snake oil for wrestling in

Much better yes.

TT has been helping Genghis shooting magic beans up my arse to wake the snake up, so if they work, production should be resumed soon. If that fails Suzuki tells me Alan is going to roger it.

Leave me out of this.. I've been stunned into silence by the slug comment

I think I may go back to the trifle after all

I've got squirty cream

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I have a rather gorgeous Strawberry Cheesecake here.

Too gorgeous to throw in fact but I just thought I’d show you all

Please resume

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over a year ago

"I have a rather gorgeous Strawberry Cheesecake here.

Too gorgeous to throw in fact but I just thought I’d show you all

Please resume

I had a lemon cheesecake but I forgot to throw it and shoved it down my cakehole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I couldnt waste a good trifle. Can I eat that first and wrestle in something else

When production resumes I could provide snake oil for wrestling in

Much better yes.

TT has been helping Genghis shooting magic beans up my arse to wake the snake up, so if they work, production should be resumed soon. If that fails Suzuki tells me Alan is going to roger it.

Leave me out of this.. I've been stunned into silence by the slug comment

I'll give you a slug Sanchez.

A dirty Sanchez from the clunge "

Omg omg omg someone get me a sickbag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I couldnt waste a good trifle. Can I eat that first and wrestle in something else

When production resumes I could provide snake oil for wrestling in

Much better yes.

TT has been helping Genghis shooting magic beans up my arse to wake the snake up, so if they work, production should be resumed soon. If that fails Suzuki tells me Alan is going to roger it.

Leave me out of this.. I've been stunned into silence by the slug comment

I'll give you a slug Sanchez.

A dirty Sanchez from the clunge

Omg omg omg someone get me a sickbag "

I just got *Slunchezed* The shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tiramisu

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big bowl of melted creme eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I couldnt waste a good trifle. Can I eat that first and wrestle in something else

When production resumes I could provide snake oil for wrestling in

Much better yes.

TT has been helping Genghis shooting magic beans up my arse to wake the snake up, so if they work, production should be resumed soon. If that fails Suzuki tells me Alan is going to roger it.

Leave me out of this.. I've been stunned into silence by the slug comment

I'll give you a slug Sanchez.

A dirty Sanchez from the clunge

Omg omg omg someone get me a sickbag

I just got *Slunchezed* The shame

Yeeeehawwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A big bowl of melted creme eggs

Ewwww sickly

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I have a rather gorgeous Strawberry Cheesecake here.

Too gorgeous to throw in fact but I just thought I’d show you all

Please resume

I had a lemon cheesecake but I forgot to throw it and shoved it down my cakehole

Indeed, cheesecake is nothing less than sacred and to throw it wastefully in a food fight is nothing less than sacrilege.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A big bowl of melted creme eggs

Ewwww sickly

I won't be eating them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A big bowl of melted creme eggs

Ewwww sickly

I'd pour it over myself and lick myself like a cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A big bowl of melted creme eggs

Ewwww sickly

I'd pour it over myself and lick myself like a cat

You pour it over yourself and I’ll put up with how sweet it tastes

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The cavalry has arrived everyone!

I’ve just had a load of kebabs and fish & chips delivered.

Let’s get the good old grease a’flying!

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