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I really do snake charm though....
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I'll come closer obviously.... "He’s very deaf you’ll have to come very close?  | |||
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"Eh?
Just a joke thread
I really do snake charm though....
How do you charm snakes?
Call me the snake whisperer
My snakes a bit deaf...you’ll have to shout
I'll come closer obviously....
He’s very deaf you’ll have to come very close? "Within spitting distance.... | |||
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"Eh?
Just a joke thread
I really do snake charm though....
How do you charm snakes?
Call me the snake whisperer
My snakes a bit deaf...you’ll have to shout
I'll come closer obviously....
He’s very deaf you’ll have to come very close?
Within spitting distance.... "That sounds about the right distance once production starts again what could you do to get production up and running? | |||
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"Eh?
Just a joke thread
I really do snake charm though....
How do you charm snakes?
Call me the snake whisperer
My snakes a bit deaf...you’ll have to shout
I'll come closer obviously....
He’s very deaf you’ll have to come very close?
Within spitting distance....
That sounds about the right distance once production starts again what could you do to get production up and running? "Throttle the little shit.... | |||
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"Eh?
Just a joke thread
I really do snake charm though....
How do you charm snakes?
Call me the snake whisperer
My snakes a bit deaf...you’ll have to shout
I'll come closer obviously....
He’s very deaf you’ll have to come very close?
Within spitting distance....
That sounds about the right distance once production starts again what could you do to get production up and running?
Throttle the little shit.... " Bit rough that he’s only asleep | |||
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"Eh?
Just a joke thread
I really do snake charm though....
How do you charm snakes?
Call me the snake whisperer
My snakes a bit deaf...you’ll have to shout
I'll come closer obviously....
He’s very deaf you’ll have to come very close?
Within spitting distance....
That sounds about the right distance once production starts again what could you do to get production up and running?
Throttle the little shit.... Bit rough that he’s only asleep "O my, I meant stroke him gently... | |||
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"Eh?
Just a joke thread
I really do snake charm though....
How do you charm snakes?
Call me the snake whisperer
My snakes a bit deaf...you’ll have to shout
I'll come closer obviously....
He’s very deaf you’ll have to come very close?
Within spitting distance....
That sounds about the right distance once production starts again what could you do to get production up and running?
Throttle the little shit.... Bit rough that he’s only asleep
O my, I meant stroke him gently... "Wow that’s a big tun around. Looks like you and Doc’s snake have got a room to yourselves here | |||
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"Eh?
Just a joke thread
I really do snake charm though....
How do you charm snakes?
Call me the snake whisperer
My snakes a bit deaf...you’ll have to shout
I'll come closer obviously....
He’s very deaf you’ll have to come very close?
Within spitting distance....
That sounds about the right distance once production starts again what could you do to get production up and running?
Throttle the little shit.... Bit rough that he’s only asleep
O my, I meant stroke him gently...
Wow that’s a big tun around. Looks like you and Doc’s snake have got a room to yourselves here " | |||
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".....problems are being experienced due to Doc’s snake now being sleepy. Snake charmers apply within. What special snake charming qualities could you offer to wake the lazy bastard and resume normal production again? Special potions offered to those who can raise production levels beyond past performance. " How about a pinkie or two? | |||
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".....problems are being experienced due to Doc’s snake now being sleepy. Snake charmers apply within. What special snake charming qualities could you offer to wake the lazy bastard and resume normal production again? Special potions offered to those who can raise production levels beyond past performance. How about a pinkie or two? " What do you do with the pinkies? | |||
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"Eh?
Just a joke thread
I really do snake charm though....
How do you charm snakes?
Call me the snake whisperer
My snakes a bit deaf...you’ll have to shout
I'll come closer obviously....
He’s very deaf you’ll have to come very close?
Within spitting distance....
That sounds about the right distance once production starts again what could you do to get production up and running?
Throttle the little shit.... Bit rough that he’s only asleep
O my, I meant stroke him gently...
Wow that’s a big tun around. Looks like you and Doc’s snake have got a room to yourselves here
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"Eh?
Just a joke thread
I really do snake charm though....
How do you charm snakes?
Call me the snake whisperer
My snakes a bit deaf...you’ll have to shout
I'll come closer obviously....
He’s very deaf you’ll have to come very close?
Within spitting distance....
That sounds about the right distance once production starts again what could you do to get production up and running?
Throttle the little shit.... Bit rough that he’s only asleep
O my, I meant stroke him gently...
Wow that’s a big tun around. Looks like you and Doc’s snake have got a room to yourselves here
I’m crying here....lol... "No need to cry the snake is asleep not dead. This isn’t some Shakespearean Tragedy ya know  | |||
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"Eh?
Just a joke thread
I really do snake charm though....
How do you charm snakes?
Call me the snake whisperer
My snakes a bit deaf...you’ll have to shout
I'll come closer obviously....
He’s very deaf you’ll have to come very close?
Within spitting distance....
That sounds about the right distance once production starts again what could you do to get production up and running?
Throttle the little shit.... Bit rough that he’s only asleep
O my, I meant stroke him gently...
Wow that’s a big tun around. Looks like you and Doc’s snake have got a room to yourselves here
I’m crying here....lol...
No need to cry the snake is asleep not dead. This isn’t some Shakespearean Tragedy ya know "Shhhhuuuuuusssshhhh you’ll wake him up | |||
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".....problems are being experienced due to Doc’s snake now being sleepy. Snake charmers apply within. What special snake charming qualities could you offer to wake the lazy bastard and resume normal production again? Special potions offered to those who can raise production levels beyond past performance. How about a pinkie or two? What do you do with the pinkies?" Dangle in front of him to encourage him out of his slumber. Nothing quite like a bit of teasing | |||
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"Eh?
Just a joke thread
I really do snake charm though....
How do you charm snakes?
Call me the snake whisperer
My snakes a bit deaf...you’ll have to shout
I'll come closer obviously....
He’s very deaf you’ll have to come very close?
Within spitting distance....
That sounds about the right distance once production starts again what could you do to get production up and running?
Throttle the little shit.... Bit rough that he’s only asleep
O my, I meant stroke him gently...
Wow that’s a big tun around. Looks like you and Doc’s snake have got a room to yourselves here
I’m crying here....lol...
No need to cry the snake is asleep not dead. This isn’t some Shakespearean Tragedy ya know
Shhhhuuuuuusssshhhh you’ll wake him up "I'll slap him awake! | |||
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"Eh?
Just a joke thread
I really do snake charm though....
How do you charm snakes?
Call me the snake whisperer
My snakes a bit deaf...you’ll have to shout
I'll come closer obviously....
He’s very deaf you’ll have to come very close?
Within spitting distance....
That sounds about the right distance once production starts again what could you do to get production up and running?
Throttle the little shit.... Bit rough that he’s only asleep
O my, I meant stroke him gently...
Wow that’s a big tun around. Looks like you and Doc’s snake have got a room to yourselves here
I’m crying here....lol...
No need to cry the snake is asleep not dead. This isn’t some Shakespearean Tragedy ya know
Shhhhuuuuuusssshhhh you’ll wake him up
I'll slap him awake! "With Alan | |||
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"Eh?
Just a joke thread
I really do snake charm though....
How do you charm snakes?
Call me the snake whisperer
My snakes a bit deaf...you’ll have to shout
I'll come closer obviously....
He’s very deaf you’ll have to come very close?
Within spitting distance....
That sounds about the right distance once production starts again what could you do to get production up and running?
Throttle the little shit.... Bit rough that he’s only asleep
O my, I meant stroke him gently...
Wow that’s a big tun around. Looks like you and Doc’s snake have got a room to yourselves here
I’m crying here....lol...
No need to cry the snake is asleep not dead. This isn’t some Shakespearean Tragedy ya know
Shhhhuuuuuusssshhhh you’ll wake him up
I'll slap him awake!
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".....problems are being experienced due to Doc’s snake now being sleepy. Snake charmers apply within. What special snake charming qualities could you offer to wake the lazy bastard and resume normal production again? Special potions offered to those who can raise production levels beyond past performance. How about a pinkie or two? What do you do with the pinkies? Dangle in front of him to encourage him out of his slumber. Nothing quite like a bit of teasing " Tootsie fruities- That was the flavour of the snake oils before it evolved to Skittles. The snake loves fruity tootsies | |||
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"Eh?
Just a joke thread
I really do snake charm though....
How do you charm snakes?
Call me the snake whisperer
My snakes a bit deaf...you’ll have to shout
I'll come closer obviously....
He’s very deaf you’ll have to come very close?
Within spitting distance....
That sounds about the right distance once production starts again what could you do to get production up and running?
Throttle the little shit.... Bit rough that he’s only asleep
O my, I meant stroke him gently...
Wow that’s a big tun around. Looks like you and Doc’s snake have got a room to yourselves here
I’m crying here....lol...
No need to cry the snake is asleep not dead. This isn’t some Shakespearean Tragedy ya know
Shhhhuuuuuusssshhhh you’ll wake him up
I'll slap him awake!
With Alan
Omg I just had a twinge.....Alan does that to me.... "Don’t tell Doc | |||
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"Eh?
Just a joke thread
I really do snake charm though....
How do you charm snakes?
Call me the snake whisperer
My snakes a bit deaf...you’ll have to shout
I'll come closer obviously....
He’s very deaf you’ll have to come very close?
Within spitting distance....
That sounds about the right distance once production starts again what could you do to get production up and running?
Throttle the little shit.... Bit rough that he’s only asleep
O my, I meant stroke him gently...
Wow that’s a big tun around. Looks like you and Doc’s snake have got a room to yourselves here
I’m crying here....lol...
No need to cry the snake is asleep not dead. This isn’t some Shakespearean Tragedy ya know
Shhhhuuuuuusssshhhh you’ll wake him up
I'll slap him awake!
With Alan
Omg I just had a twinge.....Alan does that to me....
Don’t tell Doc "Doc lurvvvveees my Alan...... | |||
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"Eh?
Just a joke thread
I really do snake charm though....
How do you charm snakes?
Call me the snake whisperer
My snakes a bit deaf...you’ll have to shout
I'll come closer obviously....
He’s very deaf you’ll have to come very close?
Within spitting distance....
That sounds about the right distance once production starts again what could you do to get production up and running?
Throttle the little shit.... Bit rough that he’s only asleep
O my, I meant stroke him gently...
Wow that’s a big tun around. Looks like you and Doc’s snake have got a room to yourselves here
I’m crying here....lol...
No need to cry the snake is asleep not dead. This isn’t some Shakespearean Tragedy ya know
Shhhhuuuuuusssshhhh you’ll wake him up
I'll slap him awake!
With Alan
Omg I just had a twinge.....Alan does that to me.... "Alan is he a trained snake charmer too? I hear he’s a bit of a better at keeping a tent erect (see Fuck’s like a thread for reference) | |||
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"Eh?
Just a joke thread
I really do snake charm though....
How do you charm snakes?
Call me the snake whisperer
My snakes a bit deaf...you’ll have to shout
I'll come closer obviously....
He’s very deaf you’ll have to come very close?
Within spitting distance....
That sounds about the right distance once production starts again what could you do to get production up and running?
Throttle the little shit.... Bit rough that he’s only asleep
O my, I meant stroke him gently...
Wow that’s a big tun around. Looks like you and Doc’s snake have got a room to yourselves here
I’m crying here....lol...
No need to cry the snake is asleep not dead. This isn’t some Shakespearean Tragedy ya know
Shhhhuuuuuusssshhhh you’ll wake him up
I'll slap him awake!
With Alan
Omg I just had a twinge.....Alan does that to me....
Don’t tell Doc
Doc lurvvvveees my Alan...... "I’ve not met Alan yet, but think I had an encounter with his twin brother Roger this afternoon  | |||
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"Eh?
Just a joke thread
I really do snake charm though....
How do you charm snakes?
Call me the snake whisperer
My snakes a bit deaf...you’ll have to shout
I'll come closer obviously....
He’s very deaf you’ll have to come very close?
Within spitting distance....
That sounds about the right distance once production starts again what could you do to get production up and running?
Throttle the little shit.... Bit rough that he’s only asleep
O my, I meant stroke him gently...
Wow that’s a big tun around. Looks like you and Doc’s snake have got a room to yourselves here
I’m crying here....lol...
No need to cry the snake is asleep not dead. This isn’t some Shakespearean Tragedy ya know
Shhhhuuuuuusssshhhh you’ll wake him up
I'll slap him awake!
With Alan
Omg I just had a twinge.....Alan does that to me....
Don’t tell Doc
Doc lurvvvveees my Alan......
I’ve not met Alan yet, but think I had an encounter with his twin brother Roger this afternoon "Roger Rogers Alan | |||
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"Eh?
Just a joke thread
I really do snake charm though....
How do you charm snakes?
Call me the snake whisperer
My snakes a bit deaf...you’ll have to shout
I'll come closer obviously....
He’s very deaf you’ll have to come very close?
Within spitting distance....
That sounds about the right distance once production starts again what could you do to get production up and running?
Throttle the little shit.... Bit rough that he’s only asleep
O my, I meant stroke him gently...
Wow that’s a big tun around. Looks like you and Doc’s snake have got a room to yourselves here
I’m crying here....lol...
No need to cry the snake is asleep not dead. This isn’t some Shakespearean Tragedy ya know
Shhhhuuuuuusssshhhh you’ll wake him up
I'll slap him awake!
With Alan
Omg I just had a twinge.....Alan does that to me....
Don’t tell Doc
Doc lurvvvveees my Alan......
I’ve not met Alan yet, but think I had an encounter with his twin brother Roger this afternoon
Roger Rogers Alan "Perhaps frottage maybe possible but Rogering Alan not really an option me don’t think. | |||
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"Eh?
Just a joke thread
I really do snake charm though....
How do you charm snakes?
Call me the snake whisperer
My snakes a bit deaf...you’ll have to shout
I'll come closer obviously....
He’s very deaf you’ll have to come very close?
Within spitting distance....
That sounds about the right distance once production starts again what could you do to get production up and running?
Throttle the little shit.... Bit rough that he’s only asleep
O my, I meant stroke him gently...
Wow that’s a big tun around. Looks like you and Doc’s snake have got a room to yourselves here
I’m crying here....lol...
No need to cry the snake is asleep not dead. This isn’t some Shakespearean Tragedy ya know
Shhhhuuuuuusssshhhh you’ll wake him up
I'll slap him awake!
With Alan
Omg I just had a twinge.....Alan does that to me....
Don’t tell Doc
Doc lurvvvveees my Alan......
I’ve not met Alan yet, but think I had an encounter with his twin brother Roger this afternoon
Roger Rogers Alan
Perhaps frottage maybe possible but Rogering Alan not really an option me don’t think."What is frottage? Is it like cottage cheese but spelt differently? Frottage cheese with chives | |||
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"Eh?
Just a joke thread
I really do snake charm though....
How do you charm snakes?
Call me the snake whisperer
My snakes a bit deaf...you’ll have to shout
I'll come closer obviously....
He’s very deaf you’ll have to come very close?
Within spitting distance....
That sounds about the right distance once production starts again what could you do to get production up and running?
Throttle the little shit.... Bit rough that he’s only asleep
O my, I meant stroke him gently...
Wow that’s a big tun around. Looks like you and Doc’s snake have got a room to yourselves here
I’m crying here....lol...
No need to cry the snake is asleep not dead. This isn’t some Shakespearean Tragedy ya know
Shhhhuuuuuusssshhhh you’ll wake him up
I'll slap him awake!
With Alan
Omg I just had a twinge.....Alan does that to me....
Don’t tell Doc
Doc lurvvvveees my Alan......
I’ve not met Alan yet, but think I had an encounter with his twin brother Roger this afternoon
Roger Rogers Alan
Perhaps frottage maybe possible but Rogering Alan not really an option me don’t think.
What is frottage? Is it like cottage cheese but spelt differently? Frottage cheese with chives "Rubbing up the right way | |||
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"*Ghengis streaks through the thread* " Like dickie lightning......come back you.... | |||
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"Eh?
Just a joke thread
I really do snake charm though....
How do you charm snakes?
Call me the snake whisperer
My snakes a bit deaf...you’ll have to shout
I'll come closer obviously....
He’s very deaf you’ll have to come very close?
Within spitting distance....
That sounds about the right distance once production starts again what could you do to get production up and running?
Throttle the little shit.... Bit rough that he’s only asleep
O my, I meant stroke him gently...
Wow that’s a big tun around. Looks like you and Doc’s snake have got a room to yourselves here
I’m crying here....lol...
No need to cry the snake is asleep not dead. This isn’t some Shakespearean Tragedy ya know
Shhhhuuuuuusssshhhh you’ll wake him up
I'll slap him awake!
With Alan
Omg I just had a twinge.....Alan does that to me....
Don’t tell Doc
Doc lurvvvveees my Alan......
I’ve not met Alan yet, but think I had an encounter with his twin brother Roger this afternoon
Roger Rogers Alan
Perhaps frottage maybe possible but Rogering Alan not really an option me don’t think.
What is frottage? Is it like cottage cheese but spelt differently? Frottage cheese with chives
Rubbing up the right way "I’m quite often found rubbing up the frottage cheese in Tesco | |||
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"*Ghengis streaks through the thread* " Your every where today lol Mrscxxx | |||
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"*Ghengis streaks through the thread* " He won’t see you Genghis. He’s a one-eyed snake and that one is closed at the moment | |||
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"Eh?
Just a joke thread
I really do snake charm though....
How do you charm snakes?
Call me the snake whisperer
My snakes a bit deaf...you’ll have to shout
I'll come closer obviously....
He’s very deaf you’ll have to come very close?
Within spitting distance....
That sounds about the right distance once production starts again what could you do to get production up and running?
Throttle the little shit.... Bit rough that he’s only asleep
O my, I meant stroke him gently...
Wow that’s a big tun around. Looks like you and Doc’s snake have got a room to yourselves here
I’m crying here....lol...
No need to cry the snake is asleep not dead. This isn’t some Shakespearean Tragedy ya know
Shhhhuuuuuusssshhhh you’ll wake him up
I'll slap him awake!
With Alan
Omg I just had a twinge.....Alan does that to me....
Don’t tell Doc
Doc lurvvvveees my Alan......
I’ve not met Alan yet, but think I had an encounter with his twin brother Roger this afternoon
Roger Rogers Alan
Perhaps frottage maybe possible but Rogering Alan not really an option me don’t think.
What is frottage? Is it like cottage cheese but spelt differently? Frottage cheese with chives
Rubbing up the right way
I’m quite often found rubbing up the frottage cheese in Tesco "Ah you sure that sounds like it might have gone off if you’ve got cheese after frotttage. | |||
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"Eh?
Just a joke thread
I really do snake charm though....
How do you charm snakes?
Call me the snake whisperer
My snakes a bit deaf...you’ll have to shout
I'll come closer obviously....
He’s very deaf you’ll have to come very close?
Within spitting distance....
That sounds about the right distance once production starts again what could you do to get production up and running?
Throttle the little shit.... Bit rough that he’s only asleep
O my, I meant stroke him gently...
Wow that’s a big tun around. Looks like you and Doc’s snake have got a room to yourselves here
I’m crying here....lol...
No need to cry the snake is asleep not dead. This isn’t some Shakespearean Tragedy ya know
Shhhhuuuuuusssshhhh you’ll wake him up
I'll slap him awake!
With Alan
Omg I just had a twinge.....Alan does that to me....
Don’t tell Doc
Doc lurvvvveees my Alan......
I’ve not met Alan yet, but think I had an encounter with his twin brother Roger this afternoon
Roger Rogers Alan
Perhaps frottage maybe possible but Rogering Alan not really an option me don’t think.
What is frottage? Is it like cottage cheese but spelt differently? Frottage cheese with chives
Rubbing up the right way
I’m quite often found rubbing up the frottage cheese in Tesco
Ah you sure that sounds like it might have gone off if you’ve got cheese after frotttage. "Don’t you rub it in Tesco | |||
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"Eh?
Just a joke thread
I really do snake charm though....
How do you charm snakes?
Call me the snake whisperer
My snakes a bit deaf...you’ll have to shout
I'll come closer obviously....
He’s very deaf you’ll have to come very close?
Within spitting distance....
That sounds about the right distance once production starts again what could you do to get production up and running?
Throttle the little shit.... Bit rough that he’s only asleep
O my, I meant stroke him gently...
Wow that’s a big tun around. Looks like you and Doc’s snake have got a room to yourselves here
I’m crying here....lol...
No need to cry the snake is asleep not dead. This isn’t some Shakespearean Tragedy ya know
Shhhhuuuuuusssshhhh you’ll wake him up
I'll slap him awake!
With Alan
Omg I just had a twinge.....Alan does that to me....
Don’t tell Doc
Doc lurvvvveees my Alan......
I’ve not met Alan yet, but think I had an encounter with his twin brother Roger this afternoon
Roger Rogers Alan
Perhaps frottage maybe possible but Rogering Alan not really an option me don’t think.
What is frottage? Is it like cottage cheese but spelt differently? Frottage cheese with chives
Rubbing up the right way
I’m quite often found rubbing up the frottage cheese in Tesco
Ah you sure that sounds like it might have gone off if you’ve got cheese after frotttage.
Don’t you rub it in Tesco "You’re more likely to find frottage cheese in the Gents bogs than on the chilled shelves in Tesco. | |||
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"I would merely click my fingers and order it to rise.... P" He’s really sleepy, after an exhausting production run. He might not hear your click and order | |||
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"I would merely click my fingers and order it to rise.... P He’s really sleepy, after an exhausting production run. He might not hear your click and order "Then I shall throw water on him and give him a slap. Lazy git. | |||
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"I would merely click my fingers and order it to rise.... P He’s really sleepy, after an exhausting production run. He might not hear your click and order
Then I shall throw water on him and give him a slap. Lazy git."Except it may be piss rather than iced aqua | |||
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"I would merely click my fingers and order it to rise.... P He’s really sleepy, after an exhausting production run. He might not hear your click and order
Then I shall throw water on him and give him a slap. Lazy git.
Except it may be piss rather than iced aqua "Ooh that might piss him off. He’s always a bit more energetic when fuelled by a touch of anger. As long as it’s not cold piss, he’ll think that is Fosters. | |||
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"*Ghengis streaks by again and stealth pokes a magic bean up your bum! Streaks off again*" Hey less of stealth poking my bum with your beans. | |||
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"*Ghengis streaks by again and stealth pokes a magic bean up your bum! Streaks off again* Hey less of stealth poking my bum with your beans. "Wot me guv'nor? | |||
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"*Ghengis streaks by again and stealth pokes a magic bean up your bum! Streaks off again* Hey less of stealth poking my bum with your beans.
Wot me guv'nor?"Twas stealth, there's no proooooof | |||
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"*Ghengis streaks by again and stealth pokes a magic bean up your bum! Streaks off again* Hey less of stealth poking my bum with your beans.
Wot me guv'nor?
Twas stealth, there's no proooooof "Innocent as the day is long n'as me Ladyship says "There's no proof"  | |||
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"*Ghengis streaks by again and stealth pokes a magic bean up your bum! Streaks off again* Hey less of stealth poking my bum with your beans.
Wot me guv'nor?
Twas stealth, there's no proooooof
Innocent as the day is long n'as me Ladyship says "There's no proof" "You bean shooting ninjas - the pair of ya! 
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"*Ghengis streaks by again and stealth pokes a magic bean up your bum! Streaks off again* Hey less of stealth poking my bum with your beans.
Wot me guv'nor?
Twas stealth, there's no proooooof
Innocent as the day is long n'as me Ladyship says "There's no proof"
You bean shooting ninjas - the pair of ya!
"Peown peown peown | |||
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"*Ghengis streaks by again and stealth pokes a magic bean up your bum! Streaks off again* Hey less of stealth poking my bum with your beans.
Wot me guv'nor?
Twas stealth, there's no proooooof
Innocent as the day is long n'as me Ladyship says "There's no proof"
You bean shooting ninjas - the pair of ya!
Peown peown peown" . I just had the most bizarre visualisation of that scene | |||
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"*Ghengis streaks by again and stealth pokes a magic bean up your bum! Streaks off again* Hey less of stealth poking my bum with your beans.
Wot me guv'nor?
Twas stealth, there's no proooooof
Innocent as the day is long n'as me Ladyship says "There's no proof"
You bean shooting ninjas - the pair of ya!
Peown peown peown
. I just had the most bizarre visualisation of that scene " | |||
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"*Ghengis streaks by again and stealth pokes a magic bean up your bum! Streaks off again* Hey less of stealth poking my bum with your beans.
Wot me guv'nor?
Twas stealth, there's no proooooof
Innocent as the day is long n'as me Ladyship says "There's no proof"
You bean shooting ninjas - the pair of ya!
Peown peown peown
. I just had the most bizarre visualisation of that scene
"I'm clearly not cool enough to know what shooting ninjas is | |||
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"*Ghengis streaks by again and stealth pokes a magic bean up your bum! Streaks off again* Hey less of stealth poking my bum with your beans.
Wot me guv'nor?
Twas stealth, there's no proooooof
Innocent as the day is long n'as me Ladyship says "There's no proof"
You bean shooting ninjas - the pair of ya!
Peown peown peown
. I just had the most bizarre visualisation of that scene
I'm clearly not cool enough to know what shooting ninjas is "So picture the scene the pair of you dressed as ninjas with TT helping you to shoot your magic beans up my arse. Then you get the bizarre visualisation | |||
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"*Ghengis streaks by again and stealth pokes a magic bean up your bum! Streaks off again* Hey less of stealth poking my bum with your beans.
Wot me guv'nor?
Twas stealth, there's no proooooof
Innocent as the day is long n'as me Ladyship says "There's no proof"
You bean shooting ninjas - the pair of ya!
Peown peown peown
. I just had the most bizarre visualisation of that scene
I'm clearly not cool enough to know what shooting ninjas is
So picture the scene the pair of you dressed as ninjas with TT helping you to shoot your magic beans up my arse. Then you get the bizarre visualisation "Ahhhh.. I imagined you weren't looking and I was like Quiksilver from XMen.. quick poke of the finger.. voila! | |||
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"*Ghengis streaks by again and stealth pokes a magic bean up your bum! Streaks off again* Hey less of stealth poking my bum with your beans.
Wot me guv'nor?
Twas stealth, there's no proooooof
Innocent as the day is long n'as me Ladyship says "There's no proof"
You bean shooting ninjas - the pair of ya!
Peown peown peown
. I just had the most bizarre visualisation of that scene
I'm clearly not cool enough to know what shooting ninjas is
So picture the scene the pair of you dressed as ninjas with TT helping you to shoot your magic beans up my arse. Then you get the bizarre visualisation
Ahhhh.. I imagined you weren't looking and I was like Quiksilver from XMen.. quick poke of the finger.. voila! "The whole think moved on from the QuickSilver move. The latest visualisation came with peown, peown, peown sound effects | |||
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"*Ghengis streaks by again and stealth pokes a magic bean up your bum! Streaks off again* Hey less of stealth poking my bum with your beans.
Wot me guv'nor?
Twas stealth, there's no proooooof
Innocent as the day is long n'as me Ladyship says "There's no proof"
You bean shooting ninjas - the pair of ya!
Peown peown peown
. I just had the most bizarre visualisation of that scene
I'm clearly not cool enough to know what shooting ninjas is
So picture the scene the pair of you dressed as ninjas with TT helping you to shoot your magic beans up my arse. Then you get the bizarre visualisation
Ahhhh.. I imagined you weren't looking and I was like Quiksilver from XMen.. quick poke of the finger.. voila!
The whole think moved on from the QuickSilver move. The latest visualisation came with peown, peown, peown sound effects "ok ok .. *puts on saftey goggles* What's up Doc? | |||
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"*Ghengis streaks by again and stealth pokes a magic bean up your bum! Streaks off again* Hey less of stealth poking my bum with your beans.
Wot me guv'nor?
Twas stealth, there's no proooooof
Innocent as the day is long n'as me Ladyship says "There's no proof"
You bean shooting ninjas - the pair of ya!
Peown peown peown
. I just had the most bizarre visualisation of that scene
I'm clearly not cool enough to know what shooting ninjas is
So picture the scene the pair of you dressed as ninjas with TT helping you to shoot your magic beans up my arse. Then you get the bizarre visualisation
Ahhhh.. I imagined you weren't looking and I was like Quiksilver from XMen.. quick poke of the finger.. voila!
The whole think moved on from the QuickSilver move. The latest visualisation came with peown, peown, peown sound effects
ok ok ..
*puts on saftey goggles*
What's up Doc?"Magic beans are up Doc | |||
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"*Ghengis streaks by again and stealth pokes a magic bean up your bum! Streaks off again* Hey less of stealth poking my bum with your beans.
Wot me guv'nor?
Twas stealth, there's no proooooof
Innocent as the day is long n'as me Ladyship says "There's no proof"
You bean shooting ninjas - the pair of ya!
Peown peown peown
. I just had the most bizarre visualisation of that scene
I'm clearly not cool enough to know what shooting ninjas is
So picture the scene the pair of you dressed as ninjas with TT helping you to shoot your magic beans up my arse. Then you get the bizarre visualisation
Ahhhh.. I imagined you weren't looking and I was like Quiksilver from XMen.. quick poke of the finger.. voila!
The whole think moved on from the QuickSilver move. The latest visualisation came with peown, peown, peown sound effects
ok ok ..
*puts on saftey goggles*
What's up Doc?"Magic beans followed by Alan it seems | |||
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"*Ghengis streaks by again and stealth pokes a magic bean up your bum! Streaks off again* Hey less of stealth poking my bum with your beans.
Wot me guv'nor?
Twas stealth, there's no proooooof
Innocent as the day is long n'as me Ladyship says "There's no proof"
You bean shooting ninjas - the pair of ya!
Peown peown peown
. I just had the most bizarre visualisation of that scene
I'm clearly not cool enough to know what shooting ninjas is
So picture the scene the pair of you dressed as ninjas with TT helping you to shoot your magic beans up my arse. Then you get the bizarre visualisation
Ahhhh.. I imagined you weren't looking and I was like Quiksilver from XMen.. quick poke of the finger.. voila!
The whole think moved on from the QuickSilver move. The latest visualisation came with peown, peown, peown sound effects
ok ok ..
*puts on saftey goggles*
What's up Doc?
Magic beans are up Doc "Spread Em Witchy | |||
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"*Ghengis streaks by again and stealth pokes a magic bean up your bum! Streaks off again* Hey less of stealth poking my bum with your beans.
Wot me guv'nor?
Twas stealth, there's no proooooof
Innocent as the day is long n'as me Ladyship says "There's no proof"
You bean shooting ninjas - the pair of ya!
Peown peown peown
. I just had the most bizarre visualisation of that scene
I'm clearly not cool enough to know what shooting ninjas is
So picture the scene the pair of you dressed as ninjas with TT helping you to shoot your magic beans up my arse. Then you get the bizarre visualisation
Ahhhh.. I imagined you weren't looking and I was like Quiksilver from XMen.. quick poke of the finger.. voila!
The whole think moved on from the QuickSilver move. The latest visualisation came with peown, peown, peown sound effects
ok ok ..
*puts on saftey goggles*
What's up Doc?
Magic beans are up Doc
Spread Em Witchy "Nope I’m not doing a picture for that, I’ll get a lifetime ban | |||
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"*Ghengis streaks by again and stealth pokes a magic bean up your bum! Streaks off again* Hey less of stealth poking my bum with your beans.
Wot me guv'nor?
Twas stealth, there's no proooooof
Innocent as the day is long n'as me Ladyship says "There's no proof"
You bean shooting ninjas - the pair of ya!
Peown peown peown
. I just had the most bizarre visualisation of that scene
I'm clearly not cool enough to know what shooting ninjas is
So picture the scene the pair of you dressed as ninjas with TT helping you to shoot your magic beans up my arse. Then you get the bizarre visualisation
Ahhhh.. I imagined you weren't looking and I was like Quiksilver from XMen.. quick poke of the finger.. voila!
The whole think moved on from the QuickSilver move. The latest visualisation came with peown, peown, peown sound effects
ok ok ..
*puts on saftey goggles*
What's up Doc?
Magic beans are up Doc
Spread Em Witchy
Nope I’m not doing a picture for that, I’ll get a lifetime ban "*Looks at P* | |||
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"*Ghengis streaks by again and stealth pokes a magic bean up your bum! Streaks off again* Hey less of stealth poking my bum with your beans.
Wot me guv'nor?
Twas stealth, there's no proooooof
Innocent as the day is long n'as me Ladyship says "There's no proof"
You bean shooting ninjas - the pair of ya!
Peown peown peown
. I just had the most bizarre visualisation of that scene
I'm clearly not cool enough to know what shooting ninjas is
So picture the scene the pair of you dressed as ninjas with TT helping you to shoot your magic beans up my arse. Then you get the bizarre visualisation
Ahhhh.. I imagined you weren't looking and I was like Quiksilver from XMen.. quick poke of the finger.. voila!
The whole think moved on from the QuickSilver move. The latest visualisation came with peown, peown, peown sound effects
ok ok ..
*puts on saftey goggles*
What's up Doc?
Magic beans are up Doc
Spread Em Witchy
Nope I’m not doing a picture for that, I’ll get a lifetime ban
*Looks at P*"Hey, I'm innocent! | |||
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"*Ghengis streaks by again and stealth pokes a magic bean up your bum! Streaks off again* Hey less of stealth poking my bum with your beans.
Wot me guv'nor?
Twas stealth, there's no proooooof
Innocent as the day is long n'as me Ladyship says "There's no proof"
You bean shooting ninjas - the pair of ya!
Peown peown peown
. I just had the most bizarre visualisation of that scene
I'm clearly not cool enough to know what shooting ninjas is
So picture the scene the pair of you dressed as ninjas with TT helping you to shoot your magic beans up my arse. Then you get the bizarre visualisation
Ahhhh.. I imagined you weren't looking and I was like Quiksilver from XMen.. quick poke of the finger.. voila!
The whole think moved on from the QuickSilver move. The latest visualisation came with peown, peown, peown sound effects
ok ok ..
*puts on saftey goggles*
What's up Doc?
Magic beans are up Doc
Spread Em Witchy
Nope I’m not doing a picture for that, I’ll get a lifetime ban
*Looks at P*
Hey, I'm innocent! "It’s usually your cunt of a partner in crime who gets me to do those kind of pictures | |||
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"*Ghengis streaks by again and stealth pokes a magic bean up your bum! Streaks off again* Hey less of stealth poking my bum with your beans.
Wot me guv'nor?
Twas stealth, there's no proooooof
Innocent as the day is long n'as me Ladyship says "There's no proof"
You bean shooting ninjas - the pair of ya!
Peown peown peown
. I just had the most bizarre visualisation of that scene
I'm clearly not cool enough to know what shooting ninjas is
So picture the scene the pair of you dressed as ninjas with TT helping you to shoot your magic beans up my arse. Then you get the bizarre visualisation
Ahhhh.. I imagined you weren't looking and I was like Quiksilver from XMen.. quick poke of the finger.. voila!
The whole think moved on from the QuickSilver move. The latest visualisation came with peown, peown, peown sound effects
ok ok ..
*puts on saftey goggles*
What's up Doc?
Magic beans are up Doc
Spread Em Witchy
Nope I’m not doing a picture for that, I’ll get a lifetime ban
*Looks at P*
Hey, I'm innocent!
It’s usually your cunt of a partner in crime who gets me to do those kind of pictures "
I can feel her pride engulfing me from here | |||
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"Theres no hope for it, you will have to chop it off! " snake hides from the flame-haired katana wielding snake assassin | |||
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"*Ghengis streaks by again and stealth pokes a magic bean up your bum! Streaks off again* Hey less of stealth poking my bum with your beans.
Wot me guv'nor?
Twas stealth, there's no proooooof
Innocent as the day is long n'as me Ladyship says "There's no proof"
You bean shooting ninjas - the pair of ya!
Peown peown peown
. I just had the most bizarre visualisation of that scene
I'm clearly not cool enough to know what shooting ninjas is
So picture the scene the pair of you dressed as ninjas with TT helping you to shoot your magic beans up my arse. Then you get the bizarre visualisation
Ahhhh.. I imagined you weren't looking and I was like Quiksilver from XMen.. quick poke of the finger.. voila!
The whole think moved on from the QuickSilver move. The latest visualisation came with peown, peown, peown sound effects
ok ok ..
*puts on saftey goggles*
What's up Doc?
Magic beans are up Doc
Spread Em Witchy
Nope I’m not doing a picture for that, I’ll get a lifetime ban
*Looks at P*
Hey, I'm innocent!
It’s usually your cunt of a partner in crime who gets me to do those kind of pictures
I can feel her pride engulfing me from here "Oh shit she’s not here is she | |||
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"Theres no hope for it, you will have to chop it off!
snake hides from the flame-haired katana wielding snake assassin "*Ghengis chooses this exact moment of distraction to fire three peown peown peown beans into Witchdoctors exposed botty. | |||
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"*Ghengis streaks by again and stealth pokes a magic bean up your bum! Streaks off again* Hey less of stealth poking my bum with your beans.
Wot me guv'nor?
Twas stealth, there's no proooooof
Innocent as the day is long n'as me Ladyship says "There's no proof"
You bean shooting ninjas - the pair of ya!
Peown peown peown
. I just had the most bizarre visualisation of that scene
I'm clearly not cool enough to know what shooting ninjas is
So picture the scene the pair of you dressed as ninjas with TT helping you to shoot your magic beans up my arse. Then you get the bizarre visualisation
Ahhhh.. I imagined you weren't looking and I was like Quiksilver from XMen.. quick poke of the finger.. voila!
The whole think moved on from the QuickSilver move. The latest visualisation came with peown, peown, peown sound effects
ok ok ..
*puts on saftey goggles*
What's up Doc?
Magic beans are up Doc
Spread Em Witchy
Nope I’m not doing a picture for that, I’ll get a lifetime ban
*Looks at P*
Hey, I'm innocent!
It’s usually your cunt of a partner in crime who gets me to do those kind of pictures
I can feel her pride engulfing me from here
Oh shit she’s not here is she "I'm pretty sure she will be | |||
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"Theres no hope for it, you will have to chop it off!
snake hides from the flame-haired katana wielding snake assassin
*Ghengis chooses this exact moment of distraction to fire three peown peown peown beans into Witchdoctors exposed botty."Snake hisses and hides again | |||
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"Theres no hope for it, you will have to chop it off!
snake hides from the flame-haired katana wielding snake assassin
*Ghengis chooses this exact moment of distraction to fire three peown peown peown beans into Witchdoctors exposed botty." | |||
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"Theres no hope for it, you will have to chop it off!
snake hides from the flame-haired katana wielding snake assassin
*Ghengis chooses this exact moment of distraction to fire three peown peown peown beans into Witchdoctors exposed botty.
Snake hisses and hides again "See.. there's life in the old snake yet P.. Told you he wasn't a washed up old has been. You really shouldn't say that about people. | |||
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"Theres no hope for it, you will have to chop it off!
snake hides from the flame-haired katana wielding snake assassin
*Ghengis chooses this exact moment of distraction to fire three peown peown peown beans into Witchdoctors exposed botty.
Snake hisses and hides again
See.. there's life in the old snake yet P.. Told you he wasn't a washed up old has been. You really shouldn't say that about people."Are you casting nasturtiums about TT? | |||
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"Theres no hope for it, you will have to chop it off!
snake hides from the flame-haired katana wielding snake assassin
*Ghengis chooses this exact moment of distraction to fire three peown peown peown beans into Witchdoctors exposed botty.
Snake hisses and hides again
See.. there's life in the old snake yet P.. Told you he wasn't a washed up old has been. You really shouldn't say that about people. Are you casting nasturtiums about TT?"What? | |||
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"Theres no hope for it, you will have to chop it off!
snake hides from the flame-haired katana wielding snake assassin
*Ghengis chooses this exact moment of distraction to fire three peown peown peown beans into Witchdoctors exposed botty.
Snake hisses and hides again
See.. there's life in the old snake yet P.. Told you he wasn't a washed up old has been. You really shouldn't say that about people. Are you casting nasturtiums about TT?
What? "it was an old malapropism that a friend’s grandmother used to say. ‘casting aspersions’ is the real phrase | |||
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"Theres no hope for it, you will have to chop it off!
snake hides from the flame-haired katana wielding snake assassin
*Ghengis chooses this exact moment of distraction to fire three peown peown peown beans into Witchdoctors exposed botty.
Snake hisses and hides again
See.. there's life in the old snake yet P.. Told you he wasn't a washed up old has been. You really shouldn't say that about people. Are you casting nasturtiums about TT?
What? "I'm laughing so hard coz I totally would say that, just not about Doc
*goes to look up nastybumtums to see what it means* | |||
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"Theres no hope for it, you will have to chop it off!
snake hides from the flame-haired katana wielding snake assassin
*Ghengis chooses this exact moment of distraction to fire three peown peown peown beans into Witchdoctors exposed botty.
Snake hisses and hides again
See.. there's life in the old snake yet P.. Told you he wasn't a washed up old has been. You really shouldn't say that about people. Are you casting nasturtiums about TT?
What? it was an old malapropism that a friend’s grandmother used to say. ‘casting aspersions’ is the real phrase"Get it. Yes! I mean noooooo | |||
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"*Ghengis streaks by again and stealth pokes a magic bean up your bum! Streaks off again* Hey less of stealth poking my bum with your beans.
Wot me guv'nor?
Twas stealth, there's no proooooof
Innocent as the day is long n'as me Ladyship says "There's no proof"
You bean shooting ninjas - the pair of ya!
Peown peown peown
. I just had the most bizarre visualisation of that scene
I'm clearly not cool enough to know what shooting ninjas is
So picture the scene the pair of you dressed as ninjas with TT helping you to shoot your magic beans up my arse. Then you get the bizarre visualisation
Ahhhh.. I imagined you weren't looking and I was like Quiksilver from XMen.. quick poke of the finger.. voila!
The whole think moved on from the QuickSilver move. The latest visualisation came with peown, peown, peown sound effects
ok ok ..
*puts on saftey goggles*
What's up Doc?
Magic beans are up Doc
Spread Em Witchy
Nope I’m not doing a picture for that, I’ll get a lifetime ban
*Looks at P*
Hey, I'm innocent!
It’s usually your cunt of a partner in crime who gets me to do those kind of pictures "Got you to page 1 didn't it? | |||
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"Theres no hope for it, you will have to chop it off!
snake hides from the flame-haired katana wielding snake assassin
*Ghengis chooses this exact moment of distraction to fire three peown peown peown beans into Witchdoctors exposed botty.
Snake hisses and hides again
See.. there's life in the old snake yet P.. Told you he wasn't a washed up old has been. You really shouldn't say that about people. Are you casting nasturtiums about TT?
What?
I'm laughing so hard coz I totally would say that, just not about Doc
*goes to look up nastybumtums to see what it means*"I’ll take that as a compliment TT | |||
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"*Ghengis streaks by again and stealth pokes a magic bean up your bum! Streaks off again* Hey less of stealth poking my bum with your beans.
Wot me guv'nor?
Twas stealth, there's no proooooof
Innocent as the day is long n'as me Ladyship says "There's no proof"
You bean shooting ninjas - the pair of ya!
Peown peown peown
. I just had the most bizarre visualisation of that scene
I'm clearly not cool enough to know what shooting ninjas is
So picture the scene the pair of you dressed as ninjas with TT helping you to shoot your magic beans up my arse. Then you get the bizarre visualisation
Ahhhh.. I imagined you weren't looking and I was like Quiksilver from XMen.. quick poke of the finger.. voila!
The whole think moved on from the QuickSilver move. The latest visualisation came with peown, peown, peown sound effects
ok ok ..
*puts on saftey goggles*
What's up Doc?
Magic beans are up Doc
Spread Em Witchy
Nope I’m not doing a picture for that, I’ll get a lifetime ban
*Looks at P*
Hey, I'm innocent!
It’s usually your cunt of a partner in crime who gets me to do those kind of pictures
Got you to page 1 didn't it? "Ah there you are Your Wickedness. I’m still recovering from your finger up my bum on another thread | |||
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"Theres no hope for it, you will have to chop it off!
snake hides from the flame-haired katana wielding snake assassin
*Ghengis chooses this exact moment of distraction to fire three peown peown peown beans into Witchdoctors exposed botty.
Snake hisses and hides again
See.. there's life in the old snake yet P.. Told you he wasn't a washed up old has been. You really shouldn't say that about people. Are you casting nasturtiums about TT?
What?
I'm laughing so hard coz I totally would say that, just not about Doc
*goes to look up nastybumtums to see what it means*
I’ll take that as a compliment TT "As you should. I found the flowers of which you spoke. I'm gonna pretend you bought them for me | |||
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"When a snake is tired and lifeless it's usually because it need a to rest, and shed it's skin. Your snake might need a hand so I would recommend a rough wank with some 60 grit as an initial treatment. Repeat this process in 24 hours with 120 and you should begin to see life return to your rejuvenated snake. " | |||
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"*Ghengis streaks by again and stealth pokes a magic bean up your bum! Streaks off again* Hey less of stealth poking my bum with your beans.
Wot me guv'nor?
Twas stealth, there's no proooooof
Innocent as the day is long n'as me Ladyship says "There's no proof"
You bean shooting ninjas - the pair of ya!
Peown peown peown
. I just had the most bizarre visualisation of that scene
I'm clearly not cool enough to know what shooting ninjas is
So picture the scene the pair of you dressed as ninjas with TT helping you to shoot your magic beans up my arse. Then you get the bizarre visualisation
Ahhhh.. I imagined you weren't looking and I was like Quiksilver from XMen.. quick poke of the finger.. voila!
The whole think moved on from the QuickSilver move. The latest visualisation came with peown, peown, peown sound effects
ok ok ..
*puts on saftey goggles*
What's up Doc?
Magic beans are up Doc
Spread Em Witchy
Nope I’m not doing a picture for that, I’ll get a lifetime ban
*Looks at P*
Hey, I'm innocent!
It’s usually your cunt of a partner in crime who gets me to do those kind of pictures
Got you to page 1 didn't it?
Ah there you are Your Wickedness. I’m still recovering from your finger up my bum on another thread "It wasn't my finger | |||
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"*Ghengis streaks by again and stealth pokes a magic bean up your bum! Streaks off again* Hey less of stealth poking my bum with your beans.
Wot me guv'nor?
Twas stealth, there's no proooooof
Innocent as the day is long n'as me Ladyship says "There's no proof"
You bean shooting ninjas - the pair of ya!
Peown peown peown
. I just had the most bizarre visualisation of that scene
I'm clearly not cool enough to know what shooting ninjas is
So picture the scene the pair of you dressed as ninjas with TT helping you to shoot your magic beans up my arse. Then you get the bizarre visualisation
Ahhhh.. I imagined you weren't looking and I was like Quiksilver from XMen.. quick poke of the finger.. voila!
The whole think moved on from the QuickSilver move. The latest visualisation came with peown, peown, peown sound effects
ok ok ..
*puts on saftey goggles*
What's up Doc?
Magic beans are up Doc
Spread Em Witchy
Nope I’m not doing a picture for that, I’ll get a lifetime ban
*Looks at P*
Hey, I'm innocent!
It’s usually your cunt of a partner in crime who gets me to do those kind of pictures
Got you to page 1 didn't it?
Ah there you are Your Wickedness. I’m still recovering from your finger up my bum on another thread
It wasn't my finger " | |||
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"Theres no hope for it, you will have to chop it off!
snake hides from the flame-haired katana wielding snake assassin
*Ghengis chooses this exact moment of distraction to fire three peown peown peown beans into Witchdoctors exposed botty.
Snake hisses and hides again
See.. there's life in the old snake yet P.. Told you he wasn't a washed up old has been. You really shouldn't say that about people. Are you casting nasturtiums about TT?
What?
I'm laughing so hard coz I totally would say that, just not about Doc
*goes to look up nastybumtums to see what it means*
I’ll take that as a compliment TT
As you should.
I found the flowers of which you spoke. I'm gonna pretend you bought them for me "I’ll give you a flower......https://youtu.be/Mbip2zdPb1M | |||
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"When a snake is tired and lifeless it's usually because it need a to rest, and shed it's skin. Your snake might need a hand so I would recommend a rough wank with some 60 grit as an initial treatment. Repeat this process in 24 hours with 120 and you should begin to see life return to your rejuvenated snake. "Oh gosh. It might be sore so a recovery time, including moisturiser, of 2 days is recommended. Maybe pop a cotton sock on it. | |||
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"When a snake is tired and lifeless it's usually because it need a to rest, and shed it's skin. Your snake might need a hand so I would recommend a rough wank with some 60 grit as an initial treatment. Repeat this process in 24 hours with 120 and you should begin to see life return to your rejuvenated snake.
Oh gosh. It might be sore so a recovery time, including moisturiser, of 2 days is recommended.
Maybe pop a cotton sock on it. " I knew I could rely on you for sensible advice it’s right up there with sticking a rose up my arse | |||
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"When a snake is tired and lifeless it's usually because it need a to rest, and shed it's skin. Your snake might need a hand so I would recommend a rough wank with some 60 grit as an initial treatment. Repeat this process in 24 hours with 120 and you should begin to see life return to your rejuvenated snake.
Oh gosh. It might be sore so a recovery time, including moisturiser, of 2 days is recommended.
Maybe pop a cotton sock on it.
I knew I could rely on you for sensible advice it’s right up there with sticking a rose up my arse "Would that make his snake a Cottonmouth? Nasty fuckers they are | |||
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"Theres no hope for it, you will have to chop it off!
snake hides from the flame-haired katana wielding snake assassin
*Ghengis chooses this exact moment of distraction to fire three peown peown peown beans into Witchdoctors exposed botty.
Snake hisses and hides again
See.. there's life in the old snake yet P.. Told you he wasn't a washed up old has been. You really shouldn't say that about people. Are you casting nasturtiums about TT?
What?
I'm laughing so hard coz I totally would say that, just not about Doc
*goes to look up nastybumtums to see what it means*
I’ll take that as a compliment TT
As you should.
I found the flowers of which you spoke. I'm gonna pretend you bought them for me
I’ll give you a flower......https://youtu.be/Mbip2zdPb1M"You clever clogs you | |||
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"When a snake is tired and lifeless it's usually because it need a to rest, and shed it's skin. Your snake might need a hand so I would recommend a rough wank with some 60 grit as an initial treatment. Repeat this process in 24 hours with 120 and you should begin to see life return to your rejuvenated snake.
Oh gosh. It might be sore so a recovery time, including moisturiser, of 2 days is recommended.
Maybe pop a cotton sock on it.
I knew I could rely on you for sensible advice it’s right up there with sticking a rose up my arse "Now if this doesn't help, I wonder if you need to give it a good wash with swarfega? | |||
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"When a snake is tired and lifeless it's usually because it need a to rest, and shed it's skin. Your snake might need a hand so I would recommend a rough wank with some 60 grit as an initial treatment. Repeat this process in 24 hours with 120 and you should begin to see life return to your rejuvenated snake.
Oh gosh. It might be sore so a recovery time, including moisturiser, of 2 days is recommended.
Maybe pop a cotton sock on it.
I knew I could rely on you for sensible advice it’s right up there with sticking a rose up my arse
Would that make his snake a Cottonmouth? Nasty fuckers they are "No. Cotton tail. | |||
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"When a snake is tired and lifeless it's usually because it need a to rest, and shed it's skin. Your snake might need a hand so I would recommend a rough wank with some 60 grit as an initial treatment. Repeat this process in 24 hours with 120 and you should begin to see life return to your rejuvenated snake.
Oh gosh. It might be sore so a recovery time, including moisturiser, of 2 days is recommended.
Maybe pop a cotton sock on it.
I knew I could rely on you for sensible advice it’s right up there with sticking a rose up my arse
Would that make his snake a Cottonmouth? Nasty fuckers they are "if I wrap it up with a ribbon would it be a Parcelmouth? | |||
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"When a snake is tired and lifeless it's usually because it need a to rest, and shed it's skin. Your snake might need a hand so I would recommend a rough wank with some 60 grit as an initial treatment. Repeat this process in 24 hours with 120 and you should begin to see life return to your rejuvenated snake.
Oh gosh. It might be sore so a recovery time, including moisturiser, of 2 days is recommended.
Maybe pop a cotton sock on it.
I knew I could rely on you for sensible advice it’s right up there with sticking a rose up my arse
Would that make his snake a Cottonmouth? Nasty fuckers they are
if I wrap it up with a ribbon would it be a Parcelmouth?"Most definately  | |||
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"When a snake is tired and lifeless it's usually because it need a to rest, and shed it's skin. Your snake might need a hand so I would recommend a rough wank with some 60 grit as an initial treatment. Repeat this process in 24 hours with 120 and you should begin to see life return to your rejuvenated snake.
Oh gosh. It might be sore so a recovery time, including moisturiser, of 2 days is recommended.
Maybe pop a cotton sock on it.
I knew I could rely on you for sensible advice it’s right up there with sticking a rose up my arse
Would that make his snake a Cottonmouth? Nasty fuckers they are
No. Cotton tail. "Now I’ve agreed to a finger up the bum we need to set a date to begin therapy | |||
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"When a snake is tired and lifeless it's usually because it need a to rest, and shed it's skin. Your snake might need a hand so I would recommend a rough wank with some 60 grit as an initial treatment. Repeat this process in 24 hours with 120 and you should begin to see life return to your rejuvenated snake.
Oh gosh. It might be sore so a recovery time, including moisturiser, of 2 days is recommended.
Maybe pop a cotton sock on it.
I knew I could rely on you for sensible advice it’s right up there with sticking a rose up my arse
Would that make his snake a Cottonmouth? Nasty fuckers they are
if I wrap it up with a ribbon would it be a Parcelmouth?
Most definately "If you paint it green and sling it up a tree you can call it a Gaboon Viper if you like. I'd like to see you travel across the desert dunes on your sidewinder snake | |||
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"Can you fry chips in snake oil?" No it makes them soggy | |||
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"Can you fry chips in snake oil? No it makes them soggy" Case and point | |||
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"When a snake is tired and lifeless it's usually because it need a to rest, and shed it's skin. Your snake might need a hand so I would recommend a rough wank with some 60 grit as an initial treatment. Repeat this process in 24 hours with 120 and you should begin to see life return to your rejuvenated snake.
Oh gosh. It might be sore so a recovery time, including moisturiser, of 2 days is recommended.
Maybe pop a cotton sock on it.
I knew I could rely on you for sensible advice it’s right up there with sticking a rose up my arse
Would that make his snake a Cottonmouth? Nasty fuckers they are
if I wrap it up with a ribbon would it be a Parcelmouth?
Most definately
If you paint it green and sling it up a tree you can call it a Gaboon Viper if you like.
I'd like to see you travel across the desert dunes on your sidewinder snake "The sidewinder sleeps tonight | |||
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"Eh?
Just a joke thread
I really do snake char though....
How do you charm snakes?
Call me the snake whisperer
My snakes a bit deaf...you’ll have to shout
I'll come closer obviously....
He’s very deaf you’ll have to come very close?
Within spitting distance....
That sounds about the right distance once production starts again what could you do to get production up and running?
Throttle the little shit.... "Haaaaaahahahahaha for f**k sake!!!!! Made me spit my coffee all over the phone......   | |||
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"Can you fry chips in snake oil? No it makes them soggy" I wanted egg and chips | |||
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"Can you fry chips in snake oil? No it makes them soggy I wanted egg and chips "Nah no good with your eggs unless you want them fertilising | |||
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"When a snake is tired and lifeless it's usually because it need a to rest, and shed it's skin. Your snake might need a hand so I would recommend a rough wank with some 60 grit as an initial treatment. Repeat this process in 24 hours with 120 and you should begin to see life return to your rejuvenated snake.
Oh gosh. It might be sore so a recovery time, including moisturiser, of 2 days is recommended.
Maybe pop a cotton sock on it.
I knew I could rely on you for sensible advice it’s right up there with sticking a rose up my arse
Would that make his snake a Cottonmouth? Nasty fuckers they are
if I wrap it up with a ribbon would it be a Parcelmouth?"Cover it in glitter and rest it on my forehead so I can be a unicorn. | |||
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"Can you fry chips in snake oil? No it makes them soggy I wanted egg and chips
Nah no good with your eggs unless you want them fertilising" | |||
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"Theres no hope for it, you will have to chop it off!
snake hides from the flame-haired katana wielding snake assassin
*Ghengis chooses this exact moment of distraction to fire three peown peown peown beans into Witchdoctors exposed botty.
Snake hisses and hides again
See.. there's life in the old snake yet P.. Told you he wasn't a washed up old has been. You really shouldn't say that about people. Are you casting nasturtiums about TT?
What?
I'm laughing so hard coz I totally would say that, just not about Doc
*goes to look up nastybumtums to see what it means*
I’ll take that as a compliment TT
As you should.
I found the flowers of which you spoke. I'm gonna pretend you bought them for me
I’ll give you a flower......https://youtu.be/Mbip2zdPb1M
You clever clogs you " | |||
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"When a snake is tired and lifeless it's usually because it need a to rest, and shed it's skin. Your snake might need a hand so I would recommend a rough wank with some 60 grit as an initial treatment. Repeat this process in 24 hours with 120 and you should begin to see life return to your rejuvenated snake.
Oh gosh. It might be sore so a recovery time, including moisturiser, of 2 days is recommended.
Maybe pop a cotton sock on it.
I knew I could rely on you for sensible advice it’s right up there with sticking a rose up my arse
Would that make his snake a Cottonmouth? Nasty fuckers they are
if I wrap it up with a ribbon would it be a Parcelmouth?
Cover it in glitter and rest it on my forehead so I can be a unicorn. " | |||
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"When a snake is tired and lifeless it's usually because it need a to rest, and shed it's skin. Your snake might need a hand so I would recommend a rough wank with some 60 grit as an initial treatment. Repeat this process in 24 hours with 120 and you should begin to see life return to your rejuvenated snake.
Oh gosh. It might be sore so a recovery time, including moisturiser, of 2 days is recommended.
Maybe pop a cotton sock on it.
I knew I could rely on you for sensible advice it’s right up there with sticking a rose up my arse
Would that make his snake a Cottonmouth? Nasty fuckers they are
if I wrap it up with a ribbon would it be a Parcelmouth?
Cover it in glitter and rest it on my forehead so I can be a unicorn. "If it’s chopped off by the Rehaired snake assassin would it be a Eunuchorn? But while it’s still attached I’m sure it would be happy to rest on your head with it’s glands in your mouth | |||
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".....problems are being experienced due to Doc’s snake now being sleepy. Snake charmers apply within. What special snake charming qualities could you offer to wake the lazy bastard and resume normal production again? Special potions offered to those who can raise production levels beyond past performance. " You sho have left it
I saw Jose’s Wells | |||
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"Eh?
Just a joke thread
I really do snake charm though.... "Well you charmed me | |||
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".....problems are being experienced due to Doc’s snake now being sleepy. Snake charmers apply within. What special snake charming qualities could you offer to wake the lazy bastard and resume normal production again? Special potions offered to those who can raise production levels beyond past performance. You sho have left it
I saw Jose’s Wells"Left it where? | |||
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"Eh?
Just a joke thread
I really do snake charm though....
Well you charmed me"Ahhh! You met Alan? | |||
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"What is this madness I have stumbled across? Doc they sell magic pills over the counter in Boots that solve your problem "I fired three.. peown peown peown right up his arsehole whilst he was distracted by Tesstarossa | |||
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"What is this madness I have stumbled across? Doc they sell magic pills over the counter in Boots that solve your problem "No this was a self induced soporific state after a vigorous production schedule this afternoon. Aided by Alan’s evil twin brother Roger. | |||
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"What is this madness I have stumbled across? Doc they sell magic pills over the counter in Boots that solve your problem
I fired three.. peown peown peown right up his arsehole whilst he was distracted by Tesstarossa"It was an easy target today | |||
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