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Describe your sex life as a car...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Example:

3 owners from new, low miles, never driven hard. Recent service

Real head Turner...

Go!

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By *ream3.14159Man
over a year ago

Here & there

I come fully loaded with an option to buy

I've got a stick shift disposition and a four wheel mind

I'll give you endless mileage and unlimited speed

Total satisfaction absolutely guaranteed

Turbo boost libido and passive restraints

And as of yet I haven't heard even a single complaint

I've got the tools of the trade and a fuel injected heart

Efficiency is beautiful, efficiency is art

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

The 1 that never got sold.

No owners so far.

Never been driven.

No miles on the clock

perfect for chooning

And needs a good run.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of those wrecked old shit cans you see dumped in a ditch no wheels and burned out...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m more of a knackered bike with two flat tyres ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An SUV built for comfort not for speed !

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Lease car

Good engine, never any start up issues, low mileage, good speed and has all the technology.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hover car.... Doesn't exist haha

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Stylish and elegant, yet fast and exciting

Great lines and a good condition

A great runner that never lets you down

Well maintained and everything works

Test drive welcome for serious enquiries

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Like the Triumph.

Currently not up and running....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barn find

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Weighed in for scrap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rugged

Versatile

Thursty

Strong but nimble where needed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know when some one finds an old barn with a rusty old car with half a tree growing out of it....that’s me

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