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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What do you fuck like?

I'm a bit like an excited puppy, overly keen and bouncy with the risk of bites and scratches.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fuck like a hammer drill when I get going. ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fuck like a monk who has taken a vow of chastity, constantly looking over my shoulder, waiting to be condemned for my sins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fuck like a monk who has taken a vow of chastity, constantly looking over my shoulder, waiting to be condemned for my sins

Lol....your funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t stay in the same position for very long and have a habit of flinging them around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like paint drying.... Takes forever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a steam train. Slow to get going but then speeds up until I blow steam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the words of Swiss Toni, it's like Making coffee - Making a cup of coffee is like making love to a beautiful woman. It's got to be hot. You've got to take your time. You've got to stir gently and firmly. You've got to grind your beans until they squeak. And then you put in the milk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fuck like a jack in the box: steady, steady... BOOM!!!!

It's over, meh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fuck like that sloth in Zootopia... slow and steady.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I fuck like a slug - barely looks like I'm making an effort to move and I leave a nice trail behind me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fuck like a slug - barely looks like I'm making an effort to move and I leave a nice trail behind me."

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I fuck like Christmas, I get to come about once a year

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By *inxy300Woman
over a year ago

nottinghamshire

"I fuck like that sloth in Zootopia... slow and steady."

You can fuck me like a sloth any day

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By *rShinyKnickersMan
over a year ago

BARRY

A spider monkey....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fuck like I'm on a porn set, start off slow and hit the angles, change positions to avoid cracking the nut too early, then going to town like sonic the hedgehog on the home straight when I get the confirmation moan spot ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fuck like it's my last time ever and you'd swear I had more than 2 hands. I don't though, just so you know

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

With joy, laughter & a whole lot of swearing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a dream, hopefully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ust chilled out meMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

A horror movie you've not seen my cum face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fuck like that sloth in Zootopia... slow and steady.

You can fuck me like a sloth any day

Haha, I may just have to take you up on that... it's gonna be a long night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a tortoise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fuck like an old tent. Lucky if I can still get it up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woman possessed

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I fuck like an old tent. Lucky if I can still get it up.

You just need to pitch it in better locations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fuck like an old tent. Lucky if I can still get it up.

You just need to pitch it in better locations."

Do you know a good camp site?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fuck like an obsessive coal miner, always trying to get deeper and dirtier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not the innocent person I look like, apparently.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I fuck like an old tent. Lucky if I can still get it up.

You just need to pitch it in better locations.

Do you know a good camp site?

Good? Meh, it'll do at a push.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fuck like a hammer drill when I get going. ????"

I'm more like a SDS drill

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"What do you fuck like?

I'm a bit like an excited puppy, overly keen and bouncy with the risk of bites and scratches.

Sloth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fuck like Jessica Rabbit on sexual steroids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fuck like an old tent. Lucky if I can still get it up.

You just need to pitch it in better locations.

Do you know a good camp site?

Good? Meh, it'll do at a push. "

At a push? I’ll not put my back out getting it erect will I?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea im still evolving my likes and dislikes but for now il say a world class pianist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fuck like Jessica Rabbit on sexual steroids. "

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By *ig1gaz1Man
over a year ago

bradford

I fuck slow and fast.

Slow at the start until a rhythm then speed it up, then slow down so not to cum to early then speed up again.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Like a sex starved woman

Rawwwrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like a sex starved woman

Rawwwrrrrrrr"

Rawwwrrrrrrr yourself

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Like a sex starved woman

Rawwwrrrrrrr

Rawwwrrrrrrr yourself

hi there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a rhino

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t. At least I’ve forgotten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blind rhino stuck in an antique shop

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I have no idea what I fuck like.......

Anyone wanna let me know?

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By *picknspanMan
over a year ago

North West Leeds

I fuck like an MP....

First I charm You, then I promise to make things good for You, then I agree to take you gently with consideration, I agree to respect your limits and then once you have agreed to let me do it....I fuck you how I want and do none of the above!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a veri that says I ride like Frankie Dettori

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By *rShinyKnickersMan
over a year ago

BARRY

I've changed my mind..I fuck like a punctured bouncy castle covered in baby oil...all flaily tubey bits and raspberry sounds..

...I'm not really selling myself, am I...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a veri that says I ride like Frankie Dettori

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isn’t Frankie in retirement?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pornstar I'm told but I like to tease and bring a lady to the edge then stop let her calm down and go again so u could say I'm a fucking tease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems like I’m pitching my tent on stony ground. Can’t get it pegged

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Like it's my last ever fuck and I'm going to make the most of it

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Think you should come find out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Iv been realiably informed i fuck like a strong nimble hungry bear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better than any dildo unless Duracell powered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fuck like an over enthusiastic big sumo wrestler lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like those people who illegally scale tall buildings.

I'm up there, but I know I shouldn't be.

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Ask someone who has fucked me. I'm just me..

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"I fuck like an over enthusiastic big sumo wrestler lol"

Ravish you like a tramp on chips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a veri that says I ride like Frankie Dettori

isn’t Frankie in retirement?

Lmao maybe he wasn't when I got the veri

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Have a veri that says I ride like Frankie Dettori

isn’t Frankie in retirement?

Lmao maybe he wasn't when I got the veri

And a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a veri that says I ride like Frankie Dettori

isn’t Frankie in retirement?

Lmao maybe he wasn't when I got the veri

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He must of meant you was a winner on fine form

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lyrical lover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mattress??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In theory I'd like to say I fuck like a fox, a bit wriggly, a bit bitey and can make noises that will wake the neighbourhood...in reality I'm probably more like a fox that's been chased up hill and down dale by a pack of dogs and just wants to sleep somewhere dark and quite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A porn star well as loud as one any way used to get complaints of the neighbors lol

Mrscxxx

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"In theory I'd like to say I fuck like a fox, a bit wriggly, a bit bitey and can make noises that will wake the neighbourhood...in reality I'm probably more like a fox that's been chased up hill and down dale by a pack of dogs and just wants to sleep somewhere dark and quite

Oh I'd chase you up a hill that arse is fantastic

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

...a narwhal. Very wet and massively horny. I wonder if they fuck off shortly afterwards without a backwards glance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With a glass of bourbon in my left hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have a veri that says I ride like Frankie Dettori

isn’t Frankie in retirement?

Lmao maybe he wasn't when I got the veri

He must of meant you was a winner on fine form

Haha well I will take that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like a rhino

You've got the horn then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm like a rabbit

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