FabSwingers.com forum: The Secret Service

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment? Or tell them they're a douche?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment? Or tell them they're a douche?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here

The eagle flies high in the mountains, but the Chinese watch needs winding ... you know who you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell Mrs May to pull her finger out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment? Or tell them they're a douche?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here

The eagle flies high in the mountains, but the Chinese watch needs winding ... you know who you are"

Oxfords, not Brogues

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment? Or tell them they're a douche?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here

The eagle flies high in the mountains, but the Chinese watch needs winding ... you know who you are

Oxfords, not Brogues

But my deck shoes are non-slip

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:To everyone on the thread so far , you didn’t read the OP properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment? Or tell them they're a douche?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here

The eagle flies high in the mountains, but the Chinese watch needs winding ... you know who you are

Oxfords, not Brogues

But my deck shoes are non-slip

The blind man nods in appreciation whilst the fiddler tightens his strings

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: I'd love to spaff all over the delightful Meli,.but can't get beyond the polite chit chat stage. I'm rarely in England anyway so I'm unlikely to get the chance to meet her.

Her boobs need a good spaffing though

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment? Or tell them they're a douche?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here

The eagle flies high in the mountains, but the Chinese watch needs winding ... you know who you are

Oxfords, not Brogues

But my deck shoes are non-slip

The blind man nods in appreciation whilst the fiddler tightens his strings

But the cello is more melodious when played in the morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: Rubi looks in need of a good seeing to in her basque, but she does also fire off good threads ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: I’ll never be good enough for you no matter how much I try & think I am I can’t lie to myself anymore & as the saying goes 3 is a crowd I deserve better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment? Or tell them they're a douche?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here

The eagle flies high in the mountains, but the Chinese watch needs winding ... you know who you are

Oxfords, not Brogues

But my deck shoes are non-slip

The blind man nods in appreciation whilst the fiddler tightens his strings

But the cello is more melodious when played in the morning"

The conductors baton is held at the base, but our American cousins heed not.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: To Cheeky69

From anonymous...

Will you hurry up and come further north... i need to share my rice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quickly checks thread ....um ok then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh clever you get to hear all the secrets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: Hugs to the person who feels they're not enough. My heart sank for you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooh clever you get to hear all the secrets

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: please log back in and I'll meet you in Staines as we agreed 3 months ago !! Stop messing around girl

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment? Or tell them they're a douche?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here

The eagle flies high in the mountains, but the Chinese watch needs winding ... you know who you are

Oxfords, not Brogues

But my deck shoes are non-slip

The blind man nods in appreciation whilst the fiddler tightens his strings

But the cello is more melodious when played in the morning

The conductors baton is held at the base, but our American cousins heed not."

The balance is more towards the east, where the dragon breathes to fire up the tiger

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Tassimo in special in Sainsbury’s

Is this the correct thread? Oh.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message: To Cheeky69

From anonymous...

Will you hurry up and come further north... i need to share my rice"

Reveal yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:

To he who shall not be named,

Lust is what I speak tonight,

Lust is what I see tonight,

Lust is what I feel tonight,

And I Lust You.

Show me your Body

inside out…

no clothes on,

no holds barred…

bit by bit,

part by part,

give me your smells,

and your sweat…

give me what all you have

every naked bit of yours,

I want to see All of yours.

feel my hands

feel my legs

feel my torso

my body begs…

Come on me

and make me wet

juices flowing…

feel the heat…

together, we’ll

make ‘us’ meet.

If Lust be sin,

So be it…

For I am a Woman,

And you a Man.

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By *on a MangerMan
over a year ago

somerset/Bristol

"Message:

To he who shall not be named,

Lust is what I speak tonight,

Lust is what I see tonight,

Lust is what I feel tonight,

And I Lust You.

Show me your Body

inside out…

no clothes on,

no holds barred…

bit by bit,

part by part,

give me your smells,

and your sweat…

give me what all you have

every naked bit of yours,

I want to see All of yours.

feel my hands

feel my legs

feel my torso

my body begs…

Come on me

and make me wet

juices flowing…

feel the heat…

together, we’ll

make ‘us’ meet.

If Lust be sin,

So be it…

For I am a Woman,

And you a Man."

Why thank you very much

... i love being presumptuous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message:

To he who shall not be named,

Lust is what I speak tonight,

Lust is what I see tonight,

Lust is what I feel tonight,

And I Lust You.

Show me your Body

inside out…

no clothes on,

no holds barred…

bit by bit,

part by part,

give me your smells,

and your sweat…

give me what all you have

every naked bit of yours,

I want to see All of yours.

feel my hands

feel my legs

feel my torso

my body begs…

Come on me

and make me wet

juices flowing…

feel the heat…

together, we’ll

make ‘us’ meet.

If Lust be sin,

So be it…

For I am a Woman,

And you a Man."

Someone is a very lucky man! I got all hot and bothered reading that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:

May The Light Of Your Soul Guide You, by John O’Donohue"

"May the light of your soul guide you.

May the light of your soul bless the work

You do with the secret love and warmth of your heart.

May you see in what you do the beauty of your own soul.

May the sacredness of your work bring healing, light and renewal to those

Who work with you and to those who see and receive your work.

May your work never weary you.

May it release within you wellsprings of refreshment, inspiration and excitement.

May you be present in what you do.

May you never become lost in the bland absences.

May the day never burden you.

May dawn find you awake and alert, approaching your new day with dreams, possibilities and promises.

May evening find you gracious and fulfilled.

May you go into the night blessed, sheltered and protected.

May your soul calm, console and renew you."

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

This is a great thread. It’s a lovely idea and makes for an amusing read

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"This is a great thread. It’s a lovely idea and makes for an amusing read

Thank you xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:

Would the woman in the blue knickers hurry up and come sit on my face please?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: When seagulls follow the trawler, it is because they think sardines will be thrown into the sea.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: GhengisKhan - I'd really like to fuck you senseless, we should try and see if I can one day. Your posts make me laugh a lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message:

To he who shall not be named,

Lust is what I speak tonight,

Lust is what I see tonight,

Lust is what I feel tonight,

And I Lust You.

Show me your Body

inside out…

no clothes on,

no holds barred…

bit by bit,

part by part,

give me your smells,

and your sweat…

give me what all you have

every naked bit of yours,

I want to see All of yours.

feel my hands

feel my legs

feel my torso

my body begs…

Come on me

and make me wet

juices flowing…

feel the heat…

together, we’ll

make ‘us’ meet.

If Lust be sin,

So be it…

For I am a Woman,

And you a Man."

Sorry guys, this ones for me, how the fuck can I match that on my lunch break between eating a ham baguette and a packet of monster munch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: To Cheeky69, Rubi, Eyphoric69, Inaswingdress, Meli and NSAChick: For the love of all that is good in the world, I hope to one day meet you all and fill you with warmth, joy, happiness and my cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message: GhengisKhan - I'd really like to fuck you senseless, we should try and see if I can one day. Your posts make me laugh a lot."

Omg

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: the dfs sale is now on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:

To him

You surprised me one night at the towers

You literally blew me away

We explored each other for hours

I wished that you could stay

Well, fast forward a fair few months, and here we are. Totally in awe of one another and heading down a route neither of us was looking for or expected.

I'm totally head over heels in love with you.

You're a turniphead at times, but you're my turniphead.

From her.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: Don't worry I won't tell anyone your pet name is carebear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: To Autumn76, you’re bloody brilliant, next time I ask you to meet I don’t want any feeble excuses.

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message: GhengisKhan - I'd really like to fuck you senseless, we should try and see if I can one day. Your posts make me laugh a lot."

Dare you to show your face in my box

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice one Op. A great way of knowing everybody's secrets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell Mrs May to pull her finger out "
woah woah dont bring me into it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message: GhengisKhan - I'd really like to fuck you senseless, we should try and see if I can one day. Your posts make me laugh a lot.

Dare you to show your face in my box

Oooh that was a pleasant suprise, not Barry the Binman like I thought (done the job myself - So I'm allowed to say that - Big respect to Barry and the boys).

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: To Tea Monkey.

This seems a faster system than royal mail!

I can't wait to give you your birthday treat x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message: To Cheeky69, Rubi, Eyphoric69, Inaswingdress, Meli and NSAChick: For the love of all that is good in the world, I hope to one day meet you all and fill you with warmth, joy, happiness and my cock."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: Digger, I’m waiting for you and so is my Turkish delight..........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I didn't ask if he was planning on sharing with us all at once or if we were to form a queue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't ask if he was planning on sharing with us all at once or if we were to form a queue

I’m scared...lol...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: To Cheeky

I love your posts on here.

You're a beautiful lady with a beautiful attitude and I'd love to know you better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message: To Cheeky

I love your posts on here.

You're a beautiful lady with a beautiful attitude and I'd love to know you better."

Which cheeky rubi, there’s a couple of us...lol..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: To Gemini, Doc and Meli

You're the most wonderful, kind hearted, straight talking gurus. Gurus of the mind that is, of being true and kind to ourselves, of believing in ourselves, and of not taking fools gladly, yet understanding their foolishness.

You have all been utterly wonderful in helping me through times where I've lacked confidence, felt alone even when I've been surrounded by people, and showed me that you may not have met someone in the flesh to understand the meaning of friendship. You have all been a rock for me in your own way, and for that I'm thankful.

We shall share a pint, have a long overdue hug, and eat pie.

I'm sure there will be tears but ones of happiness and appreciation.

Signed. Your friend. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message to cheeky69 I want your Turkish delight if we meet I hope its tight I want to give you my 2" all night I may even take your chocolate box if that's alright

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:Dammit ... it is the 69 of course ... you knew it really

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: To Miss.Honey

You're a cunt, a lovable, caring, no shit giving cunt.... and I wouldn't have you any other way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: I wish you would comment on more threads as you talk a lot of sense and come across as a lovely person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message: I wish you would comment on more threads as you talk a lot of sense and come across as a lovely person."

This doesn't satisfy my curiosity at all! Not even a tiny clue as to who it's for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message: To Autumn76, you’re bloody brilliant, next time I ask you to meet I don’t want any feeble excuses.

Thanks "

Oh gulp, but I am feeble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message: To Gemini, Doc and Meli

We shall share a pint, have a long overdue hug, and eat pie.

I'm sure there will be tears but ones of happiness and appreciation.

Signed. Your friend. X"

Thank you the sentiment is mutual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dam it i want a nice message lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: Ponygirlie, one day I will take you on your kitchen top, while you wear your Hunter boots and not much else

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: Kelly Kelly

I say to you

You have great breasts

With a cute tattoo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: To my beautiful,

As Elvis said; I can't help falling in love with you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: to cheeky69

Larry isn't a person

However - I very much am. Red blooded and sensual - and oh, look at that we live in the same county!

And your bum, my dear, is divine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: You’re as pretty as the flower you are named after and may your bush grow wild in my garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message: Kelly Kelly

I say to you

You have great breasts

With a cute tattoo

"
aww thank you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: To Autumn76

Where's my bloody book?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: I'm so looking forward to Saturday..to more kissing caresses.. teases .. pulling your top down exposing your gorgeous breasts to the night.with the sound of the sea crashing on the distant shore..then back to mine for hours of love making.. with a coffee break and possibly an episode of ashes to ashes lol ..fire up the focus

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: To oloving man

You know i will just tell.me when. Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: People think fab is some big internet company with "admin" departments. Separate owners, an IT development and ideas department etc etc. But really its just Ruggers in her dressing gown, hair in rollers, occasionally looking at her laptop whilst trying not to drop cigarette ash on her washing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment? Or tell them they're a douche?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here

The eagle flies high in the mountains, but the Chinese watch needs winding ... you know who you are"
If the Chinese watch still needs winding then the eagle must find a place of rest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message: I'm so looking forward to Saturday..to more kissing caresses.. teases .. pulling your top down exposing your gorgeous breasts to the night.with the sound of the sea crashing on the distant shore..then back to mine for hours of love making.. with a coffee break and possibly an episode of ashes to ashes lol ..fire up the focus"
im pretty sure thats to me and thank you lol xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: to the mods.

How many bans do you get before it gets made permanent and do you get a final warning first?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:Bellaseas I’d love to sail upon you and taste your ocean spray.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:Meli, I’d love to blow my beans on your magnificent cleavage, while my hands are tied behind my back as you wank me off.

Thanks in advance X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: I'm really Diamond Joe. Shhhh!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment? Or tell them they're a douche?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here

The eagle flies high in the mountains, but the Chinese watch needs winding ... you know who you areIf the Chinese watch still needs winding then the eagle must find a place of rest!"

But the eagle has stamina and soars easily, the Chinese watch has Roman numerals

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By *evil_u_knowMan
over a year ago

city

Comes in, searches for "dev" no matches, leaves. lol

It's okay I didn't want any secret messages anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message to joanneabc can't wait to meet you and shoot my hot young seed wherever you want it on your hot milfs body!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Comes in, searches for "dev" no matches, leaves. lol

It's okay I didn't want any secret messages anyway."

He says in a face saving way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: To newcummers 2000

An enjoyable time is promised with your mystery admirer ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:Fabulous and Bearded, when are you coming back my French mate, I want to see your baguette on the forums again, I miss you dude, the forums are really boring without you, except this thread and Rubi is lovely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message: I'm really Diamond Joe. Shhhh!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: Naughty Lola, I love your sturdy Janner thighs, the kind of thighs that climb those Devon hills with ease. With your fringe so sharp and angular that it could go through cheese.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: To the Walking Music Encyclopedia

My ship needs comandeering and my galley plundering, and I am impatient to hoist your magnificent sale. May our fucking be as wild, fierce and deep as the oceans.

Kind regards

Roger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment? Or tell them they're a douche?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here

The eagle flies high in the mountains, but the Chinese watch needs winding ... you know who you areIf the Chinese watch still needs winding then the eagle must find a place of rest!

But the eagle has stamina and soars easily, the Chinese watch has Roman numerals"
The countdown has begun for the eagle to soar brace yourself for strong winds.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment? Or tell them they're a douche?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here

The eagle flies high in the mountains, but the Chinese watch needs winding ... you know who you areIf the Chinese watch still needs winding then the eagle must find a place of rest!

But the eagle has stamina and soars easily, the Chinese watch has Roman numeralsThe countdown has begun for the eagle to soar brace yourself for strong winds. "

Strong or not, the wind is favourable if from the south west, however, the oboe is best played slowly and with melancholy

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

They way some people express themselves is such a giveaway

but it’s enjoyable trying to guess who is who, well done Rubi on a fun thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: Just the one,ta. But what a one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They way some people express themselves is such a giveaway

but it’s enjoyable trying to guess who is who, well done Rubi on a fun thread

"
thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment? Or tell them they're a douche?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here

The eagle flies high in the mountains, but the Chinese watch needs winding ... you know who you areIf the Chinese watch still needs winding then the eagle must find a place of rest!

But the eagle has stamina and soars easily, the Chinese watch has Roman numeralsThe countdown has begun for the eagle to soar brace yourself for strong winds.

Strong or not, the wind is favourable if from the south west, however, the oboe is best played slowly and with melancholy"
If winds from Southwest seem favourable beware the crossing current The harp of itself makes a measured tone.

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By *onygirlieWoman
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"Message: Ponygirlie, one day I will take you on your kitchen top, while you wear your Hunter boots and not much else"

My darling T that would be just lush. I’m hoping that day comes very soon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: To Wifey that special lady who oozes class with love from hub x

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment? Or tell them they're a douche?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here

The eagle flies high in the mountains, but the Chinese watch needs winding ... you know who you areIf the Chinese watch still needs winding then the eagle must find a place of rest!

But the eagle has stamina and soars easily, the Chinese watch has Roman numeralsThe countdown has begun for the eagle to soar brace yourself for strong winds.

Strong or not, the wind is favourable if from the south west, however, the oboe is best played slowly and with melancholy If winds from Southwest seem favourable beware the crossing current The harp of itself makes a measured tone."

The eagle has flown, the wind is calm, the orchestra have finished their movement and the conductor rests

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment? Or tell them they're a douche?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here

The eagle flies high in the mountains, but the Chinese watch needs winding ... you know who you areIf the Chinese watch still needs winding then the eagle must find a place of rest!

But the eagle has stamina and soars easily, the Chinese watch has Roman numeralsThe countdown has begun for the eagle to soar brace yourself for strong winds.

The eagle has flown, the wind is calm, the orchestra have finished their movement and the conductor rests"
Sounds like mission accomplished!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment? Or tell them they're a douche?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here

The eagle flies high in the mountains, but the Chinese watch needs winding ... you know who you areIf the Chinese watch still needs winding then the eagle must find a place of rest!

But the eagle has stamina and soars easily, the Chinese watch has Roman numeralsThe countdown has begun for the eagle to soar brace yourself for strong winds.

The eagle has flown, the wind is calm, the orchestra have finished their movement and the conductor restsSounds like mission accomplished!"

The poker player never reveals his hand until the chips are down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment? Or tell them they're a douche?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here

The eagle flies high in the mountains, but the Chinese watch needs winding ... you know who you areIf the Chinese watch still needs winding then the eagle must find a place of rest!

But the eagle has stamina and soars easily, the Chinese watch has Roman numeralsThe countdown has begun for the eagle to soar brace yourself for strong winds.

The eagle has flown, the wind is calm, the orchestra have finished their movement and the conductor restsSounds like mission accomplished!

The poker player never reveals his hand until the chips are down"
Rogue dealers on table must beware accidental chips.

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By *eplicant JoWoman
over a year ago

Sussex countryside

Nice thread Rubi, have enjoyed reading it x

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

"Nice thread Rubi, have enjoyed reading it x

I’ve enjoyed this too! It’s been a lovely eye opener

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment? Or tell them they're a douche?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here

The eagle flies high in the mountains, but the Chinese watch needs winding ... you know who you areIf the Chinese watch still needs winding then the eagle must find a place of rest!

But the eagle has stamina and soars easily, the Chinese watch has Roman numeralsThe countdown has begun for the eagle to soar brace yourself for strong winds.

The eagle has flown, the wind is calm, the orchestra have finished their movement and the conductor restsSounds like mission accomplished!

The poker player never reveals his hand until the chips are downRogue dealers on table must beware accidental chips."

But if the chips are crinkle cut ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice thread Rubi, have enjoyed reading it x

It’s been a good one

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

It's been good Rubi

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Nice thread Rubi, have enjoyed reading it x

It’s been a good one

Agreed ... perhaps should become a staple here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment? Or tell them they're a douche?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here

The eagle flies high in the mountains, but the Chinese watch needs winding ... you know who you areIf the Chinese watch still needs winding then the eagle must find a place of rest!

But the eagle has stamina and soars easily, the Chinese watch has Roman numeralsThe countdown has begun for the eagle to soar brace yourself for strong winds.

The eagle has flown, the wind is calm, the orchestra have finished their movement and the conductor restsSounds like mission accomplished!

The poker player never reveals his hand until the chips are downRogue dealers on table must beware accidental chips.

But if the chips are crinkle cut ...

"
...then the skiing will be good.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment? Or tell them they're a douche?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here

The eagle flies high in the mountains, but the Chinese watch needs winding ... you know who you areIf the Chinese watch still needs winding then the eagle must find a place of rest!

But the eagle has stamina and soars easily, the Chinese watch has Roman numeralsThe countdown has begun for the eagle to soar brace yourself for strong winds.

The eagle has flown, the wind is calm, the orchestra have finished their movement and the conductor restsSounds like mission accomplished!

The poker player never reveals his hand until the chips are downRogue dealers on table must beware accidental chips.

But if the chips are crinkle cut ...

...then the skiing will be good.

The arctic fox camouflages against the snow yet still he finds his prey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice thread Rubi, have enjoyed reading it x

It’s been a good one

"
thank you rubi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please PM Rubi to thank her, don’t waste posts. I still hope my name will pop up before 175

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please PM Rubi to thank her, don’t waste posts. I still hope my name will pop up before 175"
lol aww fingets crossed for you

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Please PM Rubi to thank her, don’t waste posts. I still hope my name will pop up before 175"

You're not alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment? Or tell them they're a douche?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here

The eagle flies high in the mountains, but the Chinese watch needs winding ... you know who you areIf the Chinese watch still needs winding then the eagle must find a place of rest!

But the eagle has stamina and soars easily, the Chinese watch has Roman numeralsThe countdown has begun for the eagle to soar brace yourself for strong winds.

The eagle has flown, the wind is calm, the orchestra have finished their movement and the conductor restsSounds like mission accomplished!

The poker player never reveals his hand until the chips are downRogue dealers on table must beware accidental chips.

But if the chips are crinkle cut ...

...then the skiing will be good.

The arctic fox camouflages against the snow yet still he finds his prey "
Camouflage is good when in season but beware all around are crooked climes.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment? Or tell them they're a douche?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here

The eagle flies high in the mountains, but the Chinese watch needs winding ... you know who you areIf the Chinese watch still needs winding then the eagle must find a place of rest!

But the eagle has stamina and soars easily, the Chinese watch has Roman numeralsThe countdown has begun for the eagle to soar brace yourself for strong winds.

The eagle has flown, the wind is calm, the orchestra have finished their movement and the conductor restsSounds like mission accomplished!

The poker player never reveals his hand until the chips are downRogue dealers on table must beware accidental chips.

But if the chips are crinkle cut ...

...then the skiing will be good.

The arctic fox camouflages against the snow yet still he finds his prey Camouflage is good when in season but beware all around are crooked climes."

Crooked may be the appearance but straight is the purpose when the cello plays its solo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: To the man who rides motorbikes and makes aeroplanes

We need more belly laughs and orgasms ASAP! Please, no Dutch ovens this time though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Done

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: To sally

Get your arse back to my hotel im nit done yet muhahhaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment? Or tell them they're a douche?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here

The eagle flies high in the mountains, but the Chinese watch needs winding ... you know who you areIf the Chinese watch still needs winding then the eagle must find a place of rest!

But the eagle has stamina and soars easily, the Chinese watch has Roman numeralsThe countdown has begun for the eagle to soar brace yourself for strong winds.

The eagle has flown, the wind is calm, the orchestra have finished their movement and the conductor restsSounds like mission accomplished!

The poker player never reveals his hand until the chips are downRogue dealers on table must beware accidental chips.

But if the chips are crinkle cut ...

...then the skiing will be good.

The arctic fox camouflages against the snow yet still he finds his prey Camouflage is good when in season but beware all around are crooked climes.

Crooked may be the appearance but straight is the purpose when the cello plays its solo "
I must commend you on your solo but tangos are a superior beast.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: Tame - I’m still wondering what you look like

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: To Spider-woman:

If we both cycle half way we could take the most amazing pictures.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: To Tame Imparlar

Get your sexy ass over here.

I need cock.

Your slut xx

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment? Or tell them they're a douche?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here

The eagle flies high in the mountains, but the Chinese watch needs winding ... you know who you areIf the Chinese watch still needs winding then the eagle must find a place of rest!

But the eagle has stamina and soars easily, the Chinese watch has Roman numeralsThe countdown has begun for the eagle to soar brace yourself for strong winds.

The eagle has flown, the wind is calm, the orchestra have finished their movement and the conductor restsSounds like mission accomplished!

The poker player never reveals his hand until the chips are downRogue dealers on table must beware accidental chips.

But if the chips are crinkle cut ...

...then the skiing will be good.

The arctic fox camouflages against the snow yet still he finds his prey Camouflage is good when in season but beware all around are crooked climes.

Crooked may be the appearance but straight is the purpose when the cello plays its solo I must commend you on your solo but tangos are a superior beast."

A fat orange man slaps you when you know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thanks for the love and thanks to all participants!

I like knowing all your secrets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for the love and thanks to all participants!

I like knowing all your secrets

"
mines like the worlds worst secret

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Aw how sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment? Or tell them they're a douche?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here

The eagle flies high in the mountains, but the Chinese watch needs winding ... you know who you areIf the Chinese watch still needs winding then the eagle must find a place of rest!

But the eagle has stamina and soars easily, the Chinese watch has Roman numeralsThe countdown has begun for the eagle to soar brace yourself for strong winds.

The eagle has flown, the wind is calm, the orchestra have finished their movement and the conductor restsSounds like mission accomplished!

The poker player never reveals his hand until the chips are downRogue dealers on table must beware accidental chips.

But if the chips are crinkle cut ...

...then the skiing will be good.

The arctic fox camouflages against the snow yet still he finds his prey Camouflage is good when in season but beware all around are crooked climes.

Crooked may be the appearance but straight is the purpose when the cello plays its solo I must commend you on your solo but tangos are a superior beast.

A fat orange man slaps you when you know"
Thanks for your prior communications My ears are ringing so I will now take my earphones off. Final coded message from me: Remember, one orange man is to be feared but two are a welcome respite.

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment? Or tell them they're a douche?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here

The eagle flies high in the mountains, but the Chinese watch needs winding ... you know who you areIf the Chinese watch still needs winding then the eagle must find a place of rest!

But the eagle has stamina and soars easily, the Chinese watch has Roman numeralsThe countdown has begun for the eagle to soar brace yourself for strong winds.

The eagle has flown, the wind is calm, the orchestra have finished their movement and the conductor restsSounds like mission accomplished!

The poker player never reveals his hand until the chips are downRogue dealers on table must beware accidental chips.

But if the chips are crinkle cut ...

...then the skiing will be good.

The arctic fox camouflages against the snow yet still he finds his prey Camouflage is good when in season but beware all around are crooked climes.

Crooked may be the appearance but straight is the purpose when the cello plays its solo I must commend you on your solo but tangos are a superior beast.

A fat orange man slaps you when you know Thanks for your prior communications My ears are ringing so I will now take my earphones off. Final coded message from me: Remember, one orange man is to be feared but two are a welcome respite."

Not necessarily in Northern Ireland

The symphony is complete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment? Or tell them they're a douche?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here

The eagle flies high in the mountains, but the Chinese watch needs winding ... you know who you areIf the Chinese watch still needs winding then the eagle must find a place of rest!

But the eagle has stamina and soars easily, the Chinese watch has Roman numeralsThe countdown has begun for the eagle to soar brace yourself for strong winds.

The eagle has flown, the wind is calm, the orchestra have finished their movement and the conductor restsSounds like mission accomplished!

The poker player never reveals his hand until the chips are downRogue dealers on table must beware accidental chips.

But if the chips are crinkle cut ...

...then the skiing will be good.

The arctic fox camouflages against the snow yet still he finds his prey Camouflage is good when in season but beware all around are crooked climes.

Crooked may be the appearance but straight is the purpose when the cello plays its solo I must commend you on your solo but tangos are a superior beast.

Not necessarily in Northern Ireland

The symphony is complete"
Brilliant!

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Have you got something you're dying to say?

Too shy to mail your crush?

Just wanna pay someone a compliment? Or tell them they're a douche?

Maybe you have some words of wisdom for everyone?

Send me your message and I'll post it here

The eagle flies high in the mountains, but the Chinese watch needs winding ... you know who you areIf the Chinese watch still needs winding then the eagle must find a place of rest!

But the eagle has stamina and soars easily, the Chinese watch has Roman numeralsThe countdown has begun for the eagle to soar brace yourself for strong winds.

The eagle has flown, the wind is calm, the orchestra have finished their movement and the conductor restsSounds like mission accomplished!

The poker player never reveals his hand until the chips are downRogue dealers on table must beware accidental chips.

But if the chips are crinkle cut ...

...then the skiing will be good.

The arctic fox camouflages against the snow yet still he finds his prey Camouflage is good when in season but beware all around are crooked climes.

Crooked may be the appearance but straight is the purpose when the cello plays its solo I must commend you on your solo but tangos are a superior beast.

Not necessarily in Northern Ireland

The symphony is complete Brilliant!

One tries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message: People think fab is some big internet company with "admin" departments. Separate owners, an IT development and ideas department etc etc. But really its just Ruggers in her dressing gown, hair in rollers, occasionally looking at her laptop whilst trying not to drop cigarette ash on her washing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: FAO - crazeesaz

Can you please make your age limit down by 1 year? Nobody at 24 should be wishing their life away to be one year older. But here I am wishing I was 25 just for the 1% chance you’d even view me message haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thanks for the love and thanks to all participants!

I like knowing all your secrets

mines like the worlds worst secret

You might as well have just written it yourself!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:Diane Selwyn/ Golden Ratio you’re probably the coolest and sexiest woman on the forums and I’m a bit in awe of you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message: to cheeky69

Larry isn't a person

However - I very much am. Red blooded and sensual - and oh, look at that we live in the same county!

And your bum, my dear, is divine"

Who is this

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

"Message: to cheeky69

Larry isn't a person

However - I very much am. Red blooded and sensual - and oh, look at that we live in the same county!

And your bum, my dear, is divine

Who is this

Not me.

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

"Message:Diane Selwyn/ Golden Ratio you’re probably the coolest and sexiest woman on the forums and I’m a bit in awe of you."

OMG

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

As an addition to my reaction - I’m honestly neither cool or sexy in real life at all!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message: to cheeky69

Larry isn't a person

However - I very much am. Red blooded and sensual - and oh, look at that we live in the same county!

And your bum, my dear, is divine

Who is this

Not me."

Was it you PP....zzzzzzzaaaaaaapppppp

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By *cousesubsallyWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere out there

"Thanks for the love and thanks to all participants!

I like knowing all your secrets

mines like the worlds worst secret

You might as well have just written it yourself! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: Rubi, Autumn, I really want to bite both of your bums.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:Tea monkey, you're a special and wonderful man, don't listen to what others say...

Oh and I need to pick up milk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:To my finest 3 ladys of lola Nora an Queen Lesotho get in touch with the man, I'm gonna bone deep believe! And check out the new pics if u dont believe I got the root to back it up yeh

and any other ladys wantin some fine beef dont worry im not a selfish G bring ur sweet punpun here and let me split that shit! yeh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for the love and thanks to all participants!

I like knowing all your secrets

mines like the worlds worst secret

You might as well have just written it yourself!

"
stop ya giggling

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Well that's where you are wrong, I packed up smoking years ago !

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over a year ago

"Message:To my finest 3 ladys of lola Nora an Queen Lesotho get in touch with the man, I'm gonna bone deep believe! And check out the new pics if u dont believe I got the root to back it up yeh

and any other ladys wantin some fine beef dont worry im not a selfish G bring ur sweet punpun here and let me split that shit! yeh"

Oh, I wonder who that could be from !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message:To my finest 3 ladys of lola Nora an Queen Lesotho get in touch with the man, I'm gonna bone deep believe! And check out the new pics if u dont believe I got the root to back it up yeh

and any other ladys wantin some fine beef dont worry im not a selfish G bring ur sweet punpun here and let me split that shit! yeh"
ths beeeeeeeeef hows that bumhole u had a proddin yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: Mikki, I totally want to suck your cock, even though I’m straight, honest!

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

"Message: to the mods.

How many bans do you get before it gets made permanent and do you get a final warning first? "

That depends...if a person does something bad enough they could get a perm for a first ban. You could also get a perm if you keep getting bans for the same thing or get many bans altogether.

If you get a 120 ban then you are likely to be on sticky ground and there is a warning in that mail that you could end up with a perm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message:To my finest 3 ladys of lola Nora an Queen Lesotho get in touch with the man, I'm gonna bone deep believe! And check out the new pics if u dont believe I got the root to back it up yeh

and any other ladys wantin some fine beef dont worry im not a selfish G bring ur sweet punpun here and let me split that shit! yeh"
love finds a way

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"Message: To Miss.Honey

You're a cunt, a lovable, caring, no shit giving cunt.... and I wouldn't have you any other way

thanks...whoever you are

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By *asha86Couple
over a year ago

walsall

Makes for a good read this thread

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Message: to the mods.

How many bans do you get before it gets made permanent and do you get a final warning first?

That depends...if a person does something bad enough they could get a perm for a first ban. You could also get a perm if you keep getting bans for the same thing or get many bans altogether.

If you get a 120 ban then you are likely to be on sticky ground and there is a warning in that mail that you could end up with a perm"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message:To my finest 3 ladys of lola Nora an Queen Lesotho get in touch with the man, I'm gonna bone deep believe! And check out the new pics if u dont believe I got the root to back it up yeh

and any other ladys wantin some fine beef dont worry im not a selfish G bring ur sweet punpun here and let me split that shit! yeh"

Finally got the mention I was so desperately craving. God bless

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

"Message: to the mods.

How many bans do you get before it gets made permanent and do you get a final warning first?

That depends...if a person does something bad enough they could get a perm for a first ban. You could also get a perm if you keep getting bans for the same thing or get many bans altogether.

If you get a 120 ban then you are likely to be on sticky ground and there is a warning in that mail that you could end up with a perm

And perms are SO 1970s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message:To my finest 3 ladys of lola Nora an Queen Lesotho get in touch with the man, I'm gonna bone deep believe! And check out the new pics if u dont believe I got the root to back it up yeh

and any other ladys wantin some fine beef dont worry im not a selfish G bring ur sweet punpun here and let me split that shit! yeh

Finally got the mention I was so desperately craving. God bless "

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

"Message: to the mods.

How many bans do you get before it gets made permanent and do you get a final warning first?

That depends...if a person does something bad enough they could get a perm for a first ban. You could also get a perm if you keep getting bans for the same thing or get many bans altogether.

If you get a 120 ban then you are likely to be on sticky ground and there is a warning in that mail that you could end up with a perm"

That should say if you get a 120 hour ban called "Ongoing rule breaking"then you are likely to be on sticky ground and there is a warning in that mail that you could end up with a perm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message: To Tame Imparlar

Get your sexy ass over here.

I need cock.

Your slut xx"

Thanks Dave, I’m on my way xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: Nessiexxxc, you can totally do me with your strap on, treat me like you do your ladies, don’t forgot to wank me off too, I hear women are good at multi tasking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message: Naughty Lola, I love your sturdy Janner thighs, the kind of thighs that climb those Devon hills with ease. With your fringe so sharp and angular that it could go through cheese."

I know exactly who sent this!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is brilliant

Thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I secretly fancy rubi and will be in Edinburgh in a couple of weekends and hoping to look here up ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

Know the feeling

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

I want to put my finger in your bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to put my finger in your bum "

I thought you’d never ask. Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to put my finger in your bum

I thought you’d never ask. Thanks"

Crack open the snake oil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message: Rubi, Autumn, I really want to bite both of your bums."

Not fair, you have inside knowledge on this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tame impala you are the greatest, oh fuck, abort mission Gary we’ve been rumbled!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message: to cheeky69

Larry isn't a person

However - I very much am. Red blooded and sensual - and oh, look at that we live in the same county!

And your bum, my dear, is divine"

Show yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I want to put my finger in your bum

I thought you’d never ask. Thanks

Crack open the snake oil

Cracks open

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: Dear Pooch old chap , please can i have just a little more sofa , ans that was a trsther tirumphant if a tad pongy trump .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:

The Secret Service 49 minutes ago

Hepatica Site SupporterTickPhoto Verified

H (36)

To Hepatica

I think you're awesome and message worthy so I thought I'd tell you so.

Lots of love

Hepatica

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message: I will gladly fuck you in the arse with my strap on like the bitch you are xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:I think Su,su,suuuki Is beautiful and she has found a frind in me for life! PM me if you know who this is!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message for Indecent Proposal:

I love being your skanky ho and am changing the locks as we speak

Xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Message:PM me my naughty 3 ladys I'm waiting 2 bone

Rubi as well as a girl with some fine tit flesh u got good ideas

2 my G tame impala glad u got my back dog we roll deep care 2 split some honeys with my fuckin good self

Pulling finger u a good guy even if u jokes with the gay bumsex haaaaa

and all the fine hot ladys I missed out come suck on some beef and u see what u get fuck yeh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message: I will gladly fuck you in the arse with my strap on like the bitch you are xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Message: I will gladly fuck you in the arse with my strap on like the bitch you are xx"

I think that's another one for me

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Hello, mother leopard.

I have your cub.

You must protect her, but that will be expensive.

10,000 kola nuts, wrapped in brown paper.

Midnight, behind the box.

I’ll be the hyena, you’ll see

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

"I want to put my fist in your bum

I thought you’d never ask. Thanks"

Brilliant. Glad you have finally agreed.

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