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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What items have you used to have fun with? Some one I know once used a chicken leg to poke herself then ate it after wards

Mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know about the Chicken leg but have eaten fruit and chocolate out of a woman oh and a few cream pies too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cucumbers, bananas bottles oranges

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"What items have you used to have fun with? Some one I know once used a chicken leg to poke herself then ate it after wards

Mrscxxx "
WTF?? That's a fowl thing to do .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm really favouring my crucifix atm

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

"What items have you used to have fun with? Some one I know once used a chicken leg to poke herself then ate it after wards

Mrscxxx "

Someone you "knew" ok is that like asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm really favouring my crucifix atm"

Is it a bit exorcist type moment asking for a friend

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

A carrot is good lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What items have you used to have fun with? Some one I know once used a chicken leg to poke herself then ate it after wards

Mrscxxx "

Raw chicken is especially sexy

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

Kfc finger licking good

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I like cucumbers

they come in all different sizes

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"What items have you used to have fun with? Some one I know once used a chicken leg to poke herself then ate it after wards

Mrscxxx

Raw chicken is especially sexy"

mmm, salmonella porn

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What items have you used to have fun with? Some one I know once used a chicken leg to poke herself then ate it after wards

Mrscxxx

Someone you "knew" ok is that like asking for a friend"

Yer I went to school with her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm really favouring my crucifix atm"

where's your Devil emoji... ...for christs sake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two lesbians when I was at school used to take turns putting one of their blackberry phones up the others fanny, and then they’d phone it and it would vibrate

And another girl got a gerhkin stuck up there and her pal had to fish it out

And another used mayo as lube and ended up with maggots in her fandango

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me? Nothing. Used my fingers then progressed to dildos

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm really favouring my crucifix atm"
Really share the joy please?

Mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used a sweetcorn on someone once, all those bumps drove her wild

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me? Nothing. Used my fingers then progressed to dildos"

You have never used a good object? Or anything else I used to use a deodorant can before I got my first dildo. Dildos are so much more fun tho

Mrscxxx

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Two lesbians when I was at school used to take turns putting one of their blackberry phones up the others fanny, and then they’d phone it and it would vibrate

And another girl got a gerhkin stuck up there and her pal had to fish it out

And another used mayo as lube and ended up with maggots in her fandango "
Your friends sound far more amusing than mine

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

I have a nice toy silicone pussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have a nice toy silicone pussy"

Real thing is better tho :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm really favouring my crucifix atm"

Fabulously filthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm really favouring my crucifix atmReally share the joy please?

Mrscxxx "

Wooden ones are preferable. I like the full Easter experience

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

"I have a nice toy silicone pussy

Real thing is better tho :p"

Yes of course but needs must lol

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

"I'm really favouring my crucifix atmReally share the joy please?

Mrscxxx

Wooden ones are preferable. I like the full Easter experience"

Jesus

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'm really favouring my crucifix atm"
Jesus Christ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Me? Nothing. Used my fingers then progressed to dildos

You have never used a good object? Or anything else I used to use a deodorant can before I got my first dildo. Dildos are so much more fun tho

Mrscxxx "

Nope

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

"I'm really favouring my crucifix atmReally share the joy please?

Mrscxxx

Wooden ones are preferable. I like the full Easter experience"

Hope you take it to church

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm really favouring my crucifix atmReally share the joy please?

Mrscxxx

Wooden ones are preferable. I like the full Easter experience"

Any pics?

Mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m supposed to be studying ?? but I’m sat here gassing away

Mrscxxx

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

Lol

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

"I'm really favouring my crucifix atmReally share the joy please?

Mrscxxx

Wooden ones are preferable. I like the full Easter experience

Any pics?

Mrscxxx "

Mrs C its almost Easter that would not be very tasteful

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"I'm really favouring my crucifix atmReally share the joy please?

Mrscxxx

Wooden ones are preferable. I like the full Easter experience"

Remember to take the nails out first. Authenticity is important but always safely first

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm really favouring my crucifix atmReally share the joy please?

Mrscxxx

Wooden ones are preferable. I like the full Easter experience

Any pics?

Mrscxxx

Mrs C its almost Easter that would not be very tasteful"

Makes me think of the excoritst

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

"I'm really favouring my crucifix atmReally share the joy please?

Mrscxxx

Wooden ones are preferable. I like the full Easter experience

Any pics?

Mrscxxx

Mrs C its almost Easter that would not be very tasteful

Makes me think of the excoritst "

Was the chicken cooked

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm really favouring my crucifix atmReally share the joy please?

Mrscxxx

Wooden ones are preferable. I like the full Easter experience

Any pics?

Mrscxxx

Mrs C its almost Easter that would not be very tasteful

Makes me think of the excoritst

Was the chicken cooked "

I have no idea I wasn’t there she told me about it we were like 15/16

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive got a rosary too

Its similar to anal beads

Times are 'ard. One has to improvise

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

"Ive got a rosary too

Its similar to anal beads

Times are 'ard. One has to improvise"

I think I'd like to marry you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive got a rosary too

Its similar to anal beads

Times are 'ard. One has to improvise"

Improvised sex toys rock !

I watched a friend fuck a giant vodka bottle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ive got a rosary too

Its similar to anal beads

Times are 'ard. One has to improvise

Improvised sex toys rock !

I watched a friend fuck a giant vodka bottle "

Bottles are so much fun

agen they come in various sizes

Mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive got a rosary too

Its similar to anal beads

Times are 'ard. One has to improvise

Improvised sex toys rock !

I watched a friend fuck a giant vodka bottle

Bottles are so much fun

agen they come in various sizes

They're great, she got me to fuck one for her amusement

Mrscxxx "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive got a rosary too

Its similar to anal beads

Times are 'ard. One has to improvise

I think I'd like to marry you "

Yeah

I might have a bit of an issue with the 'm' word.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe pearls can be quite useful too

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Ive got a rosary too

Its similar to anal beads

Times are 'ard. One has to improvise

I think I'd like to marry you

Yeah

I might have a bit of an issue with the 'm' word."

I think you’d have to remove the crucifix for the church ceremony

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

"Ive got a rosary too

Its similar to anal beads

Times are 'ard. One has to improvise

I think I'd like to marry you

Yeah

I might have a bit of an issue with the 'm' word."

Ok arry me

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Used the obvious ones like cucumbers, bananas, stuff like that. Once used a butternut squash

Non food items was a rolling pin once and a can of monster.

All with the same fwb too.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Used the obvious ones like cucumbers, bananas, stuff like that. Once used a butternut squash

Non food items was a rolling pin once and a can of monster.

All with the same fwb too."

At the same time?

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

"Used the obvious ones like cucumbers, bananas, stuff like that. Once used a butternut squash

Non food items was a rolling pin once and a can of monster.

All with the same fwb too.

At the same time?

All the edible was the same night, the other 2 was a week later when she was free again

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Used the obvious ones like cucumbers, bananas, stuff like that. Once used a butternut squash

Non food items was a rolling pin once and a can of monster.

All with the same fwb too."

A butter nut squash wow!

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

"Used the obvious ones like cucumbers, bananas, stuff like that. Once used a butternut squash

Non food items was a rolling pin once and a can of monster.

All with the same fwb too.

A butter nut squash wow! "

Thats what I thought too with her supplying everything....safe to say she was a big fan of being stretched

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Used the obvious ones like cucumbers, bananas, stuff like that. Once used a butternut squash

Non food items was a rolling pin once and a can of monster.

All with the same fwb too.

A butter nut squash wow!

Thats what I thought too with her supplying everything....safe to say she was a big fan of being stretched "

I like being stretched but usually only by hubs hand I couldn’t imagine shoving a butter but squash up there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bananas are always the obvious and most useful as you have a tasty snack afterwards. Electric toothbrush, action man and blow up shark, while very fun don't give you a tasty snack.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Ive got a rosary too

Its similar to anal beads

Times are 'ard. One has to improvise"

Holey Mary

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

"Used the obvious ones like cucumbers, bananas, stuff like that. Once used a butternut squash

Non food items was a rolling pin once and a can of monster.

All with the same fwb too.

A butter nut squash wow!

Thats what I thought too with her supplying everything....safe to say she was a big fan of being stretched

I like being stretched but usually only by hubs hand I couldn’t imagine shoving a butter but squash up there"

Don't be thinking it was one of those huge ones, I'd say it was just a little wider than the can of monster, she wasn't that extreme but she did really enjoy it and it only happened the once

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Is this like fun with flags?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Used the obvious ones like cucumbers, bananas, stuff like that. Once used a butternut squash

Non food items was a rolling pin once and a can of monster.

All with the same fwb too.

A butter nut squash wow!

Thats what I thought too with her supplying everything....safe to say she was a big fan of being stretched

I like being stretched but usually only by hubs hand I couldn’t imagine shoving a butter but squash up there

Don't be thinking it was one of those huge ones, I'd say it was just a little wider than the can of monster, she wasn't that extreme but she did really enjoy it and it only happened the once"

Still a can of monster is quite big

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is this like fun with flags?"

With flags? Sorry I don’t follow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this like fun with flags?"

That made me spit my tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What items have you used to have fun with? Some one I know once used a chicken leg to poke herself then ate it after wards

Mrscxxx "

What... The.. Hell

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