FabSwingers.com forum: Would YOU like to be the opposite sex

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If I was a woman I'd see what it was like asking for directions! What would you do if opp.sex for a day ..or longer!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would see if my poop still smelt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spend all day brushing and washing my beautiful long hair.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I would , if only to find out what women find to talk about on the phone for 3 hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id take reverse parking lessons.

And bulk delete all messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

id do that doddle of a job ..childbirth.

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By *electableDalliancesCouple
over a year ago

leeds

I’d go for a walk in the countryside at night.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I definitely WOULD NOT open my payslip

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

get my pussy licked by a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NO. I still want to be more feminine as i have been told i look like a guy before.

I'm too hormonal to be a man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if it was only for a day I'd be a raving nymphomaniac

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'd probably wank furiously at lesbian porn, hurl abuse at a guy for having the gall to message me, (I'm obviously a hetero guy) whine about all these stuck up fat birds that don't reply to me when they'd be lucky to get a chat up in real life.

I'd then do a bit on my blog about seduction techniques and weep quietly into my cornflakes afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No not really

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Have a girlie day out with mum and the girls. Shops and lunch then cosy night in with a chick-flick.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd probably wank furiously at lesbian porn, hurl abuse at a guy for having the gall to message me, (I'm obviously a hetero guy) whine about all these stuck up fat birds that don't reply to me when they'd be lucky to get a chat up in real life.

I'd then do a bit on my blog about seduction techniques and weep quietly into my cornflakes afterwards.

you've more or less got blokes down to a T

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By *on a MangerMan
over a year ago

somerset/Bristol

Id like to see if farting is still funny

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

"Id like to see if farting is still funny

I can answer this one. Overheard some of the office women giggling after lunch stating they were sitting in nearby park and heard a chap close to them let out a loud fart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was a man for a day, I’d be flashing my todger about and photographing it from every angel imaginable and probably have my hand in my pockets all day checking it was still there

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By *oppet22TV/TS
over a year ago

huddersfield

Yes I definitely would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd pm me just for the buzz when I go back to bloke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d be even more sassy than I am now.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"Id like to see if farting is still funny

It is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Id like to see if farting is still funny

It is

Excellent

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By *ust chilled out meMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Iff I was a woman for the day I dont think I'd manage to get out of bed haha

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By *ust chilled out meMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

"If I was a man for a day, I’d be flashing my todger about and photographing it from every angel imaginable and probably have my hand in my pockets all day checking it was still there

Wear always checking it's still there haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No way!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

message everyone, might even sneak a dick pic in, even if the profile I’m messaging says they don’t want them or I’m not who they’re looking for. Remove all images, bar one where my cock is standing proud- no torso or face pics though- and reduce my profile text to a non descript line or two- obviously explaining I love a slut.

I’d tell every couple that I’d like to fuck their Mrs, while the hubby watched, and ask for photos of her.

Then I’d post a thread whinging I was having my messages ignored, getting blocked, not getting meets because everyone’s up themselves...

Or, I may be like some of the guys who are actually funny, decent and respectful guys...probably not though, being an arse sounds like more fun, and I do love a drama. I’m not bi/gay though, so don’t think my whinging makes me like a woman!! I’m all man! Straight, a vwe bull!

(No offence meant to the straight, vwe bulls who don’t know why they can’t get women to respond to their obvious sexual prowess, when they’ve taken the time to message the ungrateful ones- it’s a sex site, they should want to fuck me) Haha x

Viv x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I think if I was the opposite sex , I'd have a sex change..then have it reversed then re-reversed twice, where the hell does that leave me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think if I was the opposite sex , I'd have a sex change..then have it reversed then re-reversed twice, where the hell does that leave me

Skint?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd finally see what it's like to be big spoon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could finally see what it’s like to take a cock up my ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pot noodle and a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck yes, life on easy mode

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup, I would "bsbysit" my own kids.

If it was my day off, I would do nothing, because it's my day off.

I would be able to fuck whatever day of the month it was.

And I would scratch my balls publicly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck yes, life on easy mode"

Easy mode?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would just lay on the sofa watching tv and on my phone till my husband came back from work to make the tea for all the family and wash up after ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d be even more sissy than I am now."

Fify!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck yes, life on easy mode"

Please expand ?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes. How easy life would be without having to worry about childcare when my wife has a baby, or working doubly hard to get to the top of the corporate ladder.

No periods!

Scratching my bollocks.

And all those eager vaginas champing at the bit for my majestic dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck yes, life on easy mode

Please expand ?!"

Life for women is a piece of piss, don't you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck yes, life on easy mode

Please expand ?!

Life for women is a piece of piss, don't you know. "

During sex it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck yes, life on easy mode

Please expand ?!

Life for women is a piece of piss, don't you know.

During sex it is. "

Only if you're into watersports.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck yes, life on easy mode

Please expand ?!

Life for women is a piece of piss, don't you know.

During sex it is. "

I wouldn’t know, because my version of a man wouldn’t get any sex, and just whinge about it on forums

so I’m not sure how easy it would be for a woman. Guessing it would be easy though on here, as they hold all the cards, even when they’re not all that, just turning up would be enough effort, haha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yup, I would "bsbysit" my own kids.

If it was my day off, I would do nothing, because it's my day off.

I would be able to fuck whatever day of the month it was.

And I would scratch my balls publicly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd ditch my handbag.

Do reverse parking.

I'd switch off my phone and tell her it's broken.

Got into fight.

I'd bunch press 135 stones.

Meet some random at the bar and tell my girl that I was an idiot and she actually was the goddess and had best pussy I've fucked.

Buy her loubuotines, roses and drive her around.

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