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"You make my vagina wetter than an otters pocket " OMG I WAS JOKING 
Now I'm crying Otters pocket | |||
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"You make my vagina wetter than an otters pocket OMG I WAS JOKING
Now I'm crying Otters pocket "Got me wetter than a defrosting freezer  | |||
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"You make my vagina wetter than an otters pocket OMG I WAS JOKING
Now I'm crying Otters pocket
Got me wetter than a defrosting freezer "gushing like niagra falls | |||
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"You beat me to the thread I think haha good game."No offence mate but I'm glad she did you using the others pocket phrase would have me crying in a totally different way | |||
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"You make my vagina wetter than an otters pocket OMG I WAS JOKING
Now I'm crying Otters pocket
Got me wetter than a defrosting freezer "No! Otters pocket! I love it | |||
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"You make my vagina wetter than an otters pocket OMG I WAS JOKING
Now I'm crying Otters pocket
Got me wetter than a defrosting freezer
No! Otters pocket! I love it "That’s because otters are adorable | |||
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"*rubbing hands together, awaiting potential hate mail." Good luck babe x | |||
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"You get hate mail gk? I can’t imagine why ..... Mrscxxx " I usually get nasty messages when someone makes a forum post about me. GK wanted to see if he’d get some if someone made one about him | |||
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"Any message is good message right "No | |||
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"You get hate mail gk? I can’t imagine why ..... Mrscxxx I usually get nasty messages when someone makes a forum post about me. GK wanted to see if he’d get some if someone made one about him "Good for you men are twats :p I can’t imagine why People would send you hate mail tho pretty lady Mrscxxx | |||
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"You get hate mail gk? I can’t imagine why ..... Mrscxxx I usually get nasty messages when someone makes a forum post about me. GK wanted to see if he’d get some if someone made one about him
Good for you men are twats :p I can’t imagine why People would send you hate mail tho pretty lady
Mrscxxx "Haha it’s not only men! But thank you | |||
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I'm clearly far too adorable. Like an otter, with pocketses. | |||
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"**Update** A couple of Fabs and a nice message Must be you they don't like Leviosa I'm clearly far too adorable. Like an otter, with pocketses. "They all hate me buddy. Don’t hate me cause u ain’t me x | |||
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"You make my vagina wetter than an otters pocket OMG I WAS JOKING
Now I'm crying Otters pocket
Got me wetter than a defrosting freezer "got ya dripping like a dodgy boiler | |||
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"You make my vagina wetter than an otters pocket OMG I WAS JOKING
Now I'm crying Otters pocket
Got me wetter than a defrosting freezer got ya dripping like a dodgy boiler"I'm wetter than a golden Shower fan under the urinals at Oktoberfest. | |||
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"**Update** A couple of Fabs and a nice message Must be you they don't like Leviosa I'm clearly far too adorable. Like an otter, with pocketses.
They all hate me buddy.
Don’t hate me cause u ain’t me x"we don't hate you how can anyone hate our glorious queen? | |||
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"Gives me a wide on. He comes with me to my smear test they won't need the speculum to open me up. P" Ffs  | |||
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"Gives me a wide on. He comes with me to my smear test they won't need the speculum to open me up. P"  I'm actually flabbergasted | |||
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"Gives me a wide on. He comes with me to my smear test they won't need the speculum to open me up. P I'm actually flabbergasted "11.30 tomorrow. I'm dreading it. P | |||
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"Nearly spat my Irn-bru out reading this. Absolutely brilliant "high five! Irn bru yay!! | |||
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"Nearly spat my Irn-bru out reading this. Absolutely brilliant " | |||
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"Nearly spat my Irn-bru out reading this. Absolutely brilliant "Beware of flying girders | |||
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"I agree with you Queenie! Just looking at his profile gets me dripping into my knickers! Lucky I’ve got a leather sofa really! " It’s like a slip n slide on your sofa! | |||
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"Gives me a wide on. He comes with me to my smear test they won't need the speculum to open me up. P I'm actually flabbergasted
11.30 tomorrow. I'm dreading it.
P"You'll be fine xxx | |||
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"I agree with you Queenie! Just looking at his profile gets me dripping into my knickers! Lucky I’ve got a leather sofa really! It’s like a slip n slide on your sofa!" You’re not kidding! I’ve fallen off twice already! | |||
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"I agree with you Queenie! Just looking at his profile gets me dripping into my knickers! Lucky I’ve got a leather sofa really! " Omg Queen.. What did you doing to me 
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"I agree with you Queenie! Just looking at his profile gets me dripping into my knickers! Lucky I’ve got a leather sofa really! Omg Queen.. What did you doing to me
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"I agree with you Queenie! Just looking at his profile gets me dripping into my knickers! Lucky I’ve got a leather sofa really! It’s like a slip n slide on your sofa! You’re not kidding! I’ve fallen off twice already! " | |||
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"I agree with you Queenie! Just looking at his profile gets me dripping into my knickers! Lucky I’ve got a leather sofa really! Omg Queen.. What did you doing to me
Lost the ability to talk now.. today is going great." | |||
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"It’s my first time in the forums and you guys got me cracking up... I found the light hearted fun group instead of the whiney, self absorbed, disrespectful asshats. Yayyyyyy!!! " Oh no.. that definately sounds like me  | |||
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"It’s my first time in the forums and you guys got me cracking up... I found the light hearted fun group instead of the whiney, self absorbed, disrespectful asshats. Yayyyyyy!!! " Oh no .. still plenty of them about ... but don't let it cloud your fun | |||
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"It’s my first time in the forums and you guys got me cracking up... I found the light hearted fun group instead of the whiney, self absorbed, disrespectful asshats. Yayyyyyy!!! Oh no .. still plenty of them about ... but don't let it cloud your fun "I’ll put one up soon enough  | |||
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"It’s my first time in the forums and you guys got me cracking up... I found the light hearted fun group instead of the whiney, self absorbed, disrespectful asshats. Yayyyyyy!!! Oh no .. still plenty of them about ... but don't let it cloud your fun
I’ll put one up soon enough "Oh nurse .... put one what up where??? | |||
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"It’s my first time in the forums and you guys got me cracking up... I found the light hearted fun group instead of the whiney, self absorbed, disrespectful asshats. Yayyyyyy!!! Oh no .. still plenty of them about ... but don't let it cloud your fun
I’ll put one up soon enough
Oh nurse .... put one what up where??? "GK up my...... | |||
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"It’s my first time in the forums and you guys got me cracking up... I found the light hearted fun group instead of the whiney, self absorbed, disrespectful asshats. Yayyyyyy!!! Oh no .. still plenty of them about ... but don't let it cloud your fun
I’ll put one up soon enough
Oh nurse .... put one what up where???
GK up my...... "Oh.. my.. god! | |||
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"It’s my first time in the forums and you guys got me cracking up... I found the light hearted fun group instead of the whiney, self absorbed, disrespectful asshats. Yayyyyyy!!! Oh no.. that definately sounds like me "... but in a good way, right? | |||
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"It’s my first time in the forums and you guys got me cracking up... I found the light hearted fun group instead of the whiney, self absorbed, disrespectful asshats. Yayyyyyy!!! Oh no .. still plenty of them about ... but don't let it cloud your fun
I’ll put one up soon enough
Oh nurse .... put one what up where???
GK up my...... "Well I hear he likes an otter's pocket   | |||
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"It’s my first time in the forums and you guys got me cracking up... I found the light hearted fun group instead of the whiney, self absorbed, disrespectful asshats. Yayyyyyy!!! Oh no .. still plenty of them about ... but don't let it cloud your fun
I’ll put one up soon enough
Oh nurse .... put one what up where???
GK up my......
Well I hear he likes an otter's pocket "Hope he likes bald otters | |||
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"It’s my first time in the forums and you guys got me cracking up... I found the light hearted fun group instead of the whiney, self absorbed, disrespectful asshats. Yayyyyyy!!! Oh no .. still plenty of them about ... but don't let it cloud your fun
I’ll put one up soon enough
Oh nurse .... put one what up where???
GK up my......
Well I hear he likes an otter's pocket
Hope he likes bald otters "
An otter with alopecia... who knew?? | |||
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"It’s my first time in the forums and you guys got me cracking up... I found the light hearted fun group instead of the whiney, self absorbed, disrespectful asshats. Yayyyyyy!!! Oh no.. that definately sounds like me
... but in a good way, right? "Ofcourse! It's the only way to pull round here. Don't tell anyone, but I usually sit on my sofa most nights watching films with my best mate Viking Rob. It's all an act - Do it for the Ladies - I'm really quite normal underneath the faux-dickhead-forumite-FabFailer | |||
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"It’s my first time in the forums and you guys got me cracking up... I found the light hearted fun group instead of the whiney, self absorbed, disrespectful asshats. Yayyyyyy!!! Oh no .. still plenty of them about ... but don't let it cloud your fun "was just saying in this thread, and the one about queenies bum.. so far so good. | |||
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"It’s my first time in the forums and you guys got me cracking up... I found the light hearted fun group instead of the whiney, self absorbed, disrespectful asshats. Yayyyyyy!!! Oh no .. still plenty of them about ... but don't let it cloud your fun
I’ll put one up soon enough
Oh nurse .... put one what up where???
GK up my......
Well I hear he likes an otter's pocket
Hope he likes bald otters
An otter with alopecia... who knew??"My favourites are the Amazonian Otters, from Brazil. Hang on... they're also the largest others | |||
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"It’s my first time in the forums and you guys got me cracking up... I found the light hearted fun group instead of the whiney, self absorbed, disrespectful asshats. Yayyyyyy!!! Oh no.. that definately sounds like me
... but in a good way, right?
Ofcourse! It's the only way to pull round here. Don't tell anyone, but I usually sit on my sofa most nights watching films with my best mate Viking Rob. It's all an act - Do it for the Ladies - I'm really quite normal underneath the faux-dickhead-forumite-FabFailer"Thanks for the advice, your secret’s safe with me I won’t tell a soul | |||
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"It’s my first time in the forums and you guys got me cracking up... I found the light hearted fun group instead of the whiney, self absorbed, disrespectful asshats. Yayyyyyy!!! Oh no .. still plenty of them about ... but don't let it cloud your fun
I’ll put one up soon enough
Oh nurse .... put one what up where???
GK up my......
Well I hear he likes an otter's pocket
Hope he likes bald otters
An otter with alopecia... who knew??
My favourites are the Amazonian Otters, from Brazil. Hang on... they're also the largest others "You won’t like my otter then  | |||
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"Haha, this is jokes." I’m being serious He writes me poetry and I flick my bean to it | |||
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"It’s my first time in the forums and you guys got me cracking up... I found the light hearted fun group instead of the whiney, self absorbed, disrespectful asshats. Yayyyyyy!!! Oh no .. still plenty of them about ... but don't let it cloud your fun
I’ll put one up soon enough
Oh nurse .... put one what up where???
GK up my......
Well I hear he likes an otter's pocket
Hope he likes bald otters
An otter with alopecia... who knew??
My favourites are the Amazonian Otters, from Brazil. Hang on... they're also the largest others "Are they in an all female group with a lighter almost blonde tinge to their fur? | |||
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"It’s my first time in the forums and you guys got me cracking up... I found the light hearted fun group instead of the whiney, self absorbed, disrespectful asshats. Yayyyyyy!!! Oh no .. still plenty of them about ... but don't let it cloud your fun
I’ll put one up soon enough
Oh nurse .... put one what up where???
GK up my......
Well I hear he likes an otter's pocket
Hope he likes bald otters
An otter with alopecia... who knew??"SAVE THE ALOPECIAN AMAZONIAN OTTER!!! | |||
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"It’s my first time in the forums and you guys got me cracking up... I found the light hearted fun group instead of the whiney, self absorbed, disrespectful asshats. Yayyyyyy!!! Oh no .. still plenty of them about ... but don't let it cloud your fun
I’ll put one up soon enough
Oh nurse .... put one what up where???
GK up my......
Well I hear he likes an otter's pocket
Hope he likes bald otters
An otter with alopecia... who knew??
SAVE THE ALOPECIAN AMAZONIAN OTTER!!!"Save them for GK!! | |||
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"It’s my first time in the forums and you guys got me cracking up... I found the light hearted fun group instead of the whiney, self absorbed, disrespectful asshats. Yayyyyyy!!! Oh no .. still plenty of them about ... but don't let it cloud your fun
I’ll put one up soon enough
Oh nurse .... put one what up where???
GK up my......
Well I hear he likes an otter's pocket
Hope he likes bald otters
An otter with alopecia... who knew??
My favourites are the Amazonian Otters, from Brazil. Hang on... they're also the largest others
You won’t like my otter then "Don't put words in my mouth little bald otter | |||
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"Haha, this is jokes. I’m being serious He writes me poetry and I flick my bean to it " He never writes me poetry... think I'm gonna go sulk in the corner! | |||
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"It’s my first time in the forums and you guys got me cracking up... I found the light hearted fun group instead of the whiney, self absorbed, disrespectful asshats. Yayyyyyy!!! Oh no .. still plenty of them about ... but don't let it cloud your fun
I’ll put one up soon enough
Oh nurse .... put one what up where???
GK up my......
Well I hear he likes an otter's pocket
Hope he likes bald otters
An otter with alopecia... who knew??
My favourites are the Amazonian Otters, from Brazil. Hang on... they're also the largest others
Are they in an all female group with a lighter almost blonde tinge to their fur?"Pretty much.. Though it's hard to see when they're wet. | |||
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"It’s my first time in the forums and you guys got me cracking up... I found the light hearted fun group instead of the whiney, self absorbed, disrespectful asshats. Yayyyyyy!!! Oh no .. still plenty of them about ... but don't let it cloud your fun
I’ll put one up soon enough
Oh nurse .... put one what up where???
GK up my......
Well I hear he likes an otter's pocket
Hope he likes bald otters
An otter with alopecia... who knew??
My favourites are the Amazonian Otters, from Brazil. Hang on... they're also the largest others
You won’t like my otter then
Don't put words in my mouth little bald otter "I’ll put more than words in your mouth, young man | |||
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"Haha, this is jokes. I’m being serious He writes me poetry and I flick my bean to it He never writes me poetry... think I'm gonna go sulk in the corner! "I’d sue tbh | |||
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"Haha, this is jokes. I’m being serious He writes me poetry and I flick my bean to it " Where for art my bald otter? | |||
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"Haha, this is jokes. I’m being serious He writes me poetry and I flick my bean to it He never writes me poetry... think I'm gonna go sulk in the corner!
I think I might, might to create a class action lawsuit thread lol.
I’d sue tbh " | |||
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"Haha, this is jokes. I’m being serious He writes me poetry and I flick my bean to it Where for art my bald otter?" You need a quote from Otterelo | |||
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"Haha, this is jokes. I’m being serious He writes me poetry and I flick my bean to it He never writes me poetry... think I'm gonna go sulk in the corner! "You try rhyming 'XiCloud' when you dont know how to pronounce the "Xi" bit. | |||
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"Haha, this is jokes. I’m being serious He writes me poetry and I flick my bean to it He never writes me poetry... think I'm gonna go sulk in the corner!
You try rhyming 'XiCloud' when you dont know how to pronounce the "Xi" bit."It’s pronounced Tee | |||
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"Haha, this is jokes. I’m being serious He writes me poetry and I flick my bean to it Where for art my bald otter? You need a quote from Otterelo" And, bald, Otter If virtue no delighted beauty lack, Your Emperor is far more fair than black. | |||
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"Haha, this is jokes. I’m being serious He writes me poetry and I flick my bean to it He never writes me poetry... think I'm gonna go sulk in the corner!
You try rhyming 'XiCloud' when you dont know how to pronounce the "Xi" bit."Hahaha to be honest, I don't know what I was thinkin, I guess I just thought Xi looked good. However, it's not an excuse for the lack of poetry! | |||
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"Haha, this is jokes. I’m being serious He writes me poetry and I flick my bean to it He never writes me poetry... think I'm gonna go sulk in the corner!
You try rhyming 'XiCloud' when you dont know how to pronounce the "Xi" bit.
It’s pronounced Tee"I thought it was more Zee or Zi | |||
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"Haha, this is jokes. I’m being serious He writes me poetry and I flick my bean to it He never writes me poetry... think I'm gonna go sulk in the corner!
You try rhyming 'XiCloud' when you dont know how to pronounce the "Xi" bit.
It’s pronounced Tee
I thought it was more Zee or Zi"I say ‘shi’ In my head | |||
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"Haha, this is jokes. I’m being serious He writes me poetry and I flick my bean to it He never writes me poetry... think I'm gonna go sulk in the corner!
You try rhyming 'XiCloud' when you dont know how to pronounce the "Xi" bit.
It’s pronounced Tee
I thought it was more Zee or Zi"I was going through the Chinese menu trying to figure it out | |||
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"Haha, this is jokes. I’m being serious He writes me poetry and I flick my bean to it He never writes me poetry... think I'm gonna go sulk in the corner!
You try rhyming 'XiCloud' when you dont know how to pronounce the "Xi" bit.
It’s pronounced Tee
I thought it was more Zee or Zi
I was going through the Chinese menu trying to figure it out"I think I'm going to change it and rethink my life | |||
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"Haha, this is jokes. I’m being serious He writes me poetry and I flick my bean to it Where for art my bald otter? You need a quote from Otterelo And, bald, Otter If virtue no delighted beauty lack, Your Emperor is far more fair than black." O, beware, my lord, of jealousy; It is the green-ey'd monster, which doth mock The meat it feeds on ... or was it merely an otter? | |||
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"You guys bring so much joy to my boring day "I’m glad! | |||
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"Haha, this is jokes. I’m being serious He writes me poetry and I flick my bean to it He never writes me poetry... think I'm gonna go sulk in the corner!
You try rhyming 'XiCloud' when you dont know how to pronounce the "Xi" bit.
It’s pronounced Tee
I thought it was more Zee or Zi
I was going through the Chinese menu trying to figure it out"Better not order chinese without me! Duck fried rice and spare ribs please. | |||
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"Haha, this is jokes. I’m being serious He writes me poetry and I flick my bean to it Where for art my bald otter? You need a quote from Otterelo And, bald, Otter If virtue no delighted beauty lack, Your Emperor is far more fair than black. O, beware, my lord, of jealousy; It is the green-ey'd monster, which doth mock The meat it feeds on ... or was it merely an otter?" Green eyed emojis Doth laugh too mucheth | |||
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"You guys bring so much joy to my boring day
I’m glad! "Especially as I'm not fast enough to think of any good come backs today | |||
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"You guys bring so much joy to my boring day "We try ... too many opinionated arses on here ... in my opinion | |||
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"Haha, this is jokes. I’m being serious He writes me poetry and I flick my bean to it He never writes me poetry... think I'm gonna go sulk in the corner!
You try rhyming 'XiCloud' when you dont know how to pronounce the "Xi" bit.
It’s pronounced Tee
I thought it was more Zee or Zi
I was going through the Chinese menu trying to figure it out
Better not order chinese without me! Duck fried rice and spare ribs please."I will! I'm stealing your as well! It looks better than mine | |||
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"Haha, this is jokes. I’m being serious He writes me poetry and I flick my bean to it He never writes me poetry... think I'm gonna go sulk in the corner!
You try rhyming 'XiCloud' when you dont know how to pronounce the "Xi" bit.
It’s pronounced Tee
I thought it was more Zee or Zi
I was going through the Chinese menu trying to figure it out
Better not order chinese without me! Duck fried rice and spare ribs please."Chicken fried rice, bbq sauce, salt and pepper chicken, chips and battered chicken balls pls. If there’s any spare ribs spare...I’ll have a wee munch | |||
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"You guys bring so much joy to my boring day
I’m glad!
Especially as I'm not fast enough to think of any good come backs today "Lol, I feel like I turned up to the party when everyone is going home lol. | |||
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"You guys bring so much joy to my boring day
I’m glad! "we've all got our majesties arse to thank for that | |||
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"Haha, this is jokes. I’m being serious He writes me poetry and I flick my bean to it He never writes me poetry... think I'm gonna go sulk in the corner!
You try rhyming 'XiCloud' when you dont know how to pronounce the "Xi" bit.
It’s pronounced Tee
I thought it was more Zee or Zi
I was going through the Chinese menu trying to figure it out
Better not order chinese without me! Duck fried rice and spare ribs please.
Chicken fried rice, bbq sauce, salt and pepper chicken, chips and battered chicken balls pls. If there’s any spare ribs spare...I’ll have a wee munch "That would cost like a million bucks.... Chinese food aint cheap lol. | |||
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"Haha, this is jokes. I’m being serious He writes me poetry and I flick my bean to it He never writes me poetry... think I'm gonna go sulk in the corner!
You try rhyming 'XiCloud' when you dont know how to pronounce the "Xi" bit.
It’s pronounced Tee
I thought it was more Zee or Zi
I was going through the Chinese menu trying to figure it out
Better not order chinese without me! Duck fried rice and spare ribs please.
Chicken fried rice, bbq sauce, salt and pepper chicken, chips and battered chicken balls pls. If there’s any spare ribs spare...I’ll have a wee munch
That would cost like a million bucks.... Chinese food aint cheap lol."And half an hour later you want another!! | |||
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You try rhyming 'XiCloud' when you dont know how to pronounce the "Xi" bit.
It’s pronounced Tee
I thought it was more Zee or Zi
I was going through the Chinese menu trying to figure it out
Better not order chinese without me! Duck fried rice and spare ribs please.
Chicken fried rice, bbq sauce, salt and pepper chicken, chips and battered chicken balls pls. If there’s any spare ribs spare...I’ll have a wee munch
That would cost like a million bucks.... Chinese food aint cheap lol."Costs £12 where I am - and free prawn crackers | |||
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You try rhyming 'XiCloud' when you dont know how to pronounce the "Xi" bit.
It’s pronounced Tee
I thought it was more Zee or Zi
I was going through the Chinese menu trying to figure it out
Better not order chinese without me! Duck fried rice and spare ribs please.
Chicken fried rice, bbq sauce, salt and pepper chicken, chips and battered chicken balls pls. If there’s any spare ribs spare...I’ll have a wee munch
That would cost like a million bucks.... Chinese food aint cheap lol.
And half an hour later you want another!!"Well, second one is on YOU! | |||
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You try rhyming 'XiCloud' when you dont know how to pronounce the "Xi" bit.
It’s pronounced Tee
I thought it was more Zee or Zi
I was going through the Chinese menu trying to figure it out
Better not order chinese without me! Duck fried rice and spare ribs please.
Chicken fried rice, bbq sauce, salt and pepper chicken, chips and battered chicken balls pls. If there’s any spare ribs spare...I’ll have a wee munch
That would cost like a million bucks.... Chinese food aint cheap lol.
Costs £12 where I am - and free prawn crackers "That's not possible!!!! | |||
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"Chi Cloud my camp organiser friend, I'm sorry for being such a bulbous bell end, You see, what it is, is that I've eaten all your nice grub, The duck, rice and ribs, now I'm logged into your PornHub "OMG... Where's that tub of lube? | |||
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You try rhyming 'XiCloud' when you dont know how to pronounce the "Xi" bit.
It’s pronounced Tee
I thought it was more Zee or Zi
I was going through the Chinese menu trying to figure it out
Better not order chinese without me! Duck fried rice and spare ribs please.
Chicken fried rice, bbq sauce, salt and pepper chicken, chips and battered chicken balls pls. If there’s any spare ribs spare...I’ll have a wee munch
That would cost like a million bucks.... Chinese food aint cheap lol.
Costs £12 where I am - and free prawn crackers
That's not possible!!!!"Yep! Started off as £10.45 when I started going there. Was raging when the price kept getting put up, but £12 is such a bargain | |||
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"Nearly spat my Irn-bru out reading this. Absolutely brilliant high five! Irn bru yay!! "dont be a fanny | |||
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"Chi Cloud my camp organiser friend, I'm sorry for being such a bulbous bell end, You see, what it is, is that I've eaten all your nice grub, The duck, rice and ribs, now I'm logged into your PornHub
OMG... Where's that tub of lube? "Use the bbq sauce! | |||
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"Chi Cloud my camp organiser friend, I'm sorry for being such a bulbous bell end, You see, what it is, is that I've eaten all your nice grub, The duck, rice and ribs, now I'm logged into your PornHub
OMG... Where's that tub of lube?
Use the bbq sauce!"I can't help but think that'll add a bit of a sting, however, a touch of sting could be quite nice lol | |||
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"Nearly spat my Irn-bru out reading this. Absolutely brilliant high five! Irn bru yay!! dont be a fanny
My auntie was a Fanny... we come from a long list of fannies!"Me nans a fanny | |||
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"Hang on! What do you want lube and bbq sauce for.. I'm only browsing your search history.. Knew it! Golden showers, baby diapers, splashing.. it's all here!" No Alaskan pipelines? | |||
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"Hang on! What do you want lube and bbq sauce for.. I'm only browsing your search history.. Knew it! Golden showers, baby diapers, splashing.. it's all here! No Alaskan pipelines?" Hang on .. I'll ask her .. | |||
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"Hang on! What do you want lube and bbq sauce for.. I'm only browsing your search history.. Knew it! Golden showers, baby diapers, splashing.. it's all here!" Hahaha i actually don't know what splashing is! Will google it, may be a while. | |||
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"Hang on! What do you want lube and bbq sauce for.. I'm only browsing your search history.. Knew it! Golden showers, baby diapers, splashing.. it's all here! No Alaskan pipelines?" Not that I can see, this is just the tip o the iceberg.. | |||
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"Hang on! What do you want lube and bbq sauce for.. I'm only browsing your search history.. Knew it! Golden showers, baby diapers, splashing.. it's all here! Hahaha i actually don't know what splashing is! Will google it, may be a while." Sploshing is what I meant.. though by the looks of things I doubt it'll be long before I find splashing as well.. tsk tsk | |||
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"Hang on! What do you want lube and bbq sauce for.. I'm only browsing your search history.. Knew it! Golden showers, baby diapers, splashing.. it's all here! Hahaha i actually don't know what splashing is! Will google it, may be a while." Don’t do it! | |||
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My auntie was a Fanny... we come from a long list of fannies!
Me nans a fanny"Thick American here... what’s a fanny? Besides a bum | |||
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My auntie was a Fanny... we come from a long list of fannies!
Me nans a fanny
Thick American here... what’s a fanny? Besides a bum"Hang him! | |||
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My auntie was a Fanny... we come from a long list of fannies!
Me nans a fanny
Thick American here... what’s a fanny? Besides a bum
Hang him!"Fanny is a females front bum in these 'ere parts | |||
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My auntie was a Fanny... we come from a long list of fannies!
Me nans a fanny
Thick American here... what’s a fanny? Besides a bum
Hang him!
Fanny is a females front bum in these 'ere parts"We have a yank on our midst?? Ok .. fess up .. who forgot to shut the gate behind then?? | |||
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"Nearly spat my Irn-bru out reading this. Absolutely brilliant high five! Irn bru yay!! dont be a fanny
My auntie was a Fanny... we come from a long list of fannies!
Me nans a fanny
Thick American here... what’s a fanny? Besides a bum
Hang him!
Fanny is a females front bum in these 'ere parts
We have a yank on our midst??
Ok .. fess up .. who forgot to shut the gate behind then?? "Haha i was waiting for someone to ask wtf we were on about Yes its not the same meaning but its also a first name in this instance lol. Go look up the Fanny Irn-bru ad and you'll see what we were on about | |||
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"Nearly spat my Irn-bru out reading this. Absolutely brilliant high five! Irn bru yay!! dont be a fanny
My auntie was a Fanny... we come from a long list of fannies!
Me nans a fanny
Thick American here... what’s a fanny? Besides a bum
Hang him!
Fanny is a females front bum in these 'ere parts
We have a yank on our midst??
Ok .. fess up .. who forgot to shut the gate behind then??
Haha i was waiting for someone to ask wtf we were on about Yes its not the same meaning but its also a first name in this instance lol. Go look up the Fanny Irn-bru ad and you'll see what we were on about "Fanny Irn-Bru??? That's a fetish!! | |||
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"Nearly spat my Irn-bru out reading this. Absolutely brilliant high five! Irn bru yay!! dont be a fanny
My auntie was a Fanny... we come from a long list of fannies!
Me nans a fanny
Thick American here... what’s a fanny? Besides a bum"it is a ladys fuck pouch | |||
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"Nearly spat my Irn-bru out reading this. Absolutely brilliant high five! Irn bru yay!! dont be a fanny
My auntie was a Fanny... we come from a long list of fannies!
Me nans a fanny
Thick American here... what’s a fanny? Besides a bum
Hang him!
Fanny is a females front bum in these 'ere parts
We have a yank on our midst??
Ok .. fess up .. who forgot to shut the gate behind then??
Haha i was waiting for someone to ask wtf we were on about Yes its not the same meaning but its also a first name in this instance lol. Go look up the Fanny Irn-bru ad and you'll see what we were on about
Fanny Irn-Bru??? That's a fetish!!"Hey I wouldn't actually put it past some Scots | |||
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My auntie was a Fanny... we come from a long list of fannies!
Me nans a fanny
Thick American here... what’s a fanny? Besides a bumit is a ladys fuck pouch"An otter's pocket? | |||
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"Nearly spat my Irn-bru out reading this. Absolutely brilliant high five! Irn bru yay!! dont be a fanny
My auntie was a Fanny... we come from a long list of fannies!
Me nans a fanny
Thick American here... what’s a fanny? Besides a bum
Hang him!
Fanny is a females front bum in these 'ere parts
We have a yank on our midst??
Ok .. fess up .. who forgot to shut the gate behind then??
Haha i was waiting for someone to ask wtf we were on about Yes its not the same meaning but its also a first name in this instance lol. Go look up the Fanny Irn-bru ad and you'll see what we were on about
Fanny Irn-Bru??? That's a fetish!!
Hey I wouldn't actually put it past some Scots "that would be interesting licking irn bru out of a woman's pussy.... Hmmmmmm | |||
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My auntie was a Fanny... we come from a long list of fannies!
Me nans a fanny
Thick American here... what’s a fanny? Besides a bumit is a ladys fuck pouch
An otter's pocket?"no there not marsupials | |||
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"Nearly spat my Irn-bru out reading this. Absolutely brilliant high five! Irn bru yay!! dont be a fanny
My auntie was a Fanny... we come from a long list of fannies!
Me nans a fanny
Thick American here... what’s a fanny? Besides a bum
Hang him!
Fanny is a females front bum in these 'ere parts
We have a yank on our midst??
Ok .. fess up .. who forgot to shut the gate behind then??
Haha i was waiting for someone to ask wtf we were on about Yes its not the same meaning but its also a first name in this instance lol. Go look up the Fanny Irn-bru ad and you'll see what we were on about
Fanny Irn-Bru??? That's a fetish!!
Hey I wouldn't actually put it past some Scots that would be interesting licking irn bru out of a woman's pussy.... Hmmmmmm " | |||
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My auntie was a Fanny... we come from a long list of fannies!
Me nans a fanny
Thick American here... what’s a fanny? Besides a bum
Hang him!
Fanny is a females front bum in these 'ere parts
We have a yank on our midst??
Ok .. fess up .. who forgot to shut the gate behind then??
Haha i was waiting for someone to ask wtf we were on about Yes its not the same meaning but its also a first name in this instance lol. Go look up the Fanny Irn-bru ad and you'll see what we were on about
Fanny Irn-Bru??? That's a fetish!!
Hey I wouldn't actually put it past some Scots that would be interesting licking irn bru out of a woman's pussy.... Hmmmmmm
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"He gets me all moist in the underpants section as well " Oh no you didn't Behave man! | |||
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"He gets me all moist in the underpants section as well Oh no you didn't Behave man!"And I'm not even gay!! | |||
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"He gets me all moist in the underpants section as well Oh no you didn't Behave man!
And I'm not even gay!! "Fab straight | |||
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"Nearly spat my Irn-bru out reading this. Absolutely brilliant high five! Irn bru yay!! dont be a fanny
My auntie was a Fanny... we come from a long list of fannies!
Me nans a fanny
Thick American here... what’s a fanny? Besides a bum
Hang him!
Fanny is a females front bum in these 'ere parts
We have a yank on our midst??
Ok .. fess up .. who forgot to shut the gate behind then??
Haha i was waiting for someone to ask wtf we were on about Yes its not the same meaning but its also a first name in this instance lol. Go look up the Fanny Irn-bru ad and you'll see what we were on about
Fanny Irn-Bru??? That's a fetish!!
Hey I wouldn't actually put it past some Scots that would be interesting licking irn bru out of a woman's pussy.... Hmmmmmm
well they call it a furry cup ir do u prefer furry mug"I'm English and a bit Scottish. Can I have 3/4 fizzy Vimto and 1/4 Irn Bru in my Brazillian cupped Otter please? | |||
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"He gets me all moist in the underpants section as well Oh no you didn't Behave man!
And I'm not even gay!!
Fab straight "Neither am I!!! Well.. maybe a little bit, but you're safe, Ghengis harbours no plans to conquer your lands | |||
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"Nearly spat my Irn-bru out reading this. Absolutely brilliant high five! Irn bru yay!! dont be a fanny
My auntie was a Fanny... we come from a long list of fannies!
Me nans a fanny
Thick American here... what’s a fanny? Besides a bumit is a ladys fuck pouch"Put so simple and eloquently thanks guys | |||
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"Nearly spat my Irn-bru out reading this. Absolutely brilliant high five! Irn bru yay!! dont be a fanny
My auntie was a Fanny... we come from a long list of fannies!
Me nans a fanny
Thick American here... what’s a fanny? Besides a bum
Hang him!
Fanny is a females front bum in these 'ere parts
We have a yank on our midst??
Ok .. fess up .. who forgot to shut the gate behind then??
Haha i was waiting for someone to ask wtf we were on about Yes its not the same meaning but its also a first name in this instance lol. Go look up the Fanny Irn-bru ad and you'll see what we were on about
Fanny Irn-Bru??? That's a fetish!!
Hey I wouldn't actually put it past some Scots that would be interesting licking irn bru out of a woman's pussy.... Hmmmmmm
well they call it a furry cup ir do u prefer furry mug
I'm English and a bit Scottish. Can I have 3/4 fizzy Vimto and 1/4 Irn Bru in my Brazillian cupped Otter please?"Sacrilege... you cannot mix Irn-bru with anything! How very dare you young man. | |||
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My auntie was a Fanny... we come from a long list of fannies!
Me nans a fanny
Thick American here... what’s a fanny? Besides a bumit is a ladys fuck pouch
Put so simple and eloquently thanks guys "Oh we glaswegians can do so much worse than that | |||
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My auntie was a Fanny... we come from a long list of fannies!
Me nans a fanny
Thick American here... what’s a fanny? Besides a bumit is a ladys fuck pouch
Put so simple and eloquently thanks guys
Oh we glaswegians can do so much worse than that "You mean "cunt"? | |||
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My auntie was a Fanny... we come from a long list of fannies!
Me nans a fanny
Thick American here... what’s a fanny? Besides a bumit is a ladys fuck pouch
Put so simple and eloquently thanks guys
Oh we glaswegians can do so much worse than that
You mean "cunt"? "Ah thats an every day word up here for a lot of us | |||
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My auntie was a Fanny... we come from a long list of fannies!
Me nans a fanny
Thick American here... what’s a fanny? Besides a bumit is a ladys fuck pouch
Put so simple and eloquently thanks guys
Oh we glaswegians can do so much worse than that
You mean "cunt"?
Ah thats an every day word up here for a lot of us"Oh ...I know | |||
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"Nearly spat my Irn-bru out reading this. Absolutely brilliant high five! Irn bru yay!! dont be a fanny
My auntie was a Fanny... we come from a long list of fannies!
Me nans a fanny
Thick American here... what’s a fanny? Besides a bumit is a ladys fuck pouch
Put so simple and eloquently thanks guys
Oh we glaswegians can do so much worse than that
You mean "cunt"?
Ah thats an every day word up here for a lot of us
Oh ...I know "Haha we can be an acquired taste thats for sure. Always friendly tho | |||
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"Nearly spat my Irn-bru out reading this. Absolutely brilliant high five! Irn bru yay!! dont be a fanny
My auntie was a Fanny... we come from a long list of fannies!
Me nans a fanny
Thick American here... what’s a fanny? Besides a bumit is a ladys fuck pouch
Put so simple and eloquently thanks guys
Oh we glaswegians can do so much worse than that "I’m quite a prolific swearer, but you guys are on a different level over there. Probably because you have more words to use.. like bollocks, and... fanny amongst the tamer ones lol | |||
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My auntie was a Fanny... we come from a long list of fannies!
Me nans a fanny
Thick American here... what’s a fanny? Besides a bumit is a ladys fuck pouch
Put so simple and eloquently thanks guys
Oh we glaswegians can do so much worse than that
You mean "cunt"?
Ah thats an every day word up here for a lot of us
Oh ...I know
Haha we can be an acquired taste thats for sure. Always friendly tho "Cunt is a beautiful word, like fuck it can be used for so many things | |||
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"Nearly spat my Irn-bru out reading this. Absolutely brilliant high five! Irn bru yay!! dont be a fanny
My auntie was a Fanny... we come from a long list of fannies!
Me nans a fanny
Thick American here... what’s a fanny? Besides a bumit is a ladys fuck pouch
Put so simple and eloquently thanks guys
Oh we glaswegians can do so much worse than that
You mean "cunt"?
Ah thats an every day word up here for a lot of us
Oh ...I know
Haha we can be an acquired taste thats for sure. Always friendly tho "Now carry on your blether while I go to the cludgie | |||
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"Yea sorry guys, I snuck in... please don’t hang me thanks for the quick English Education. I’ll fuck off back to my corner now
Corner? How about your state? Hehe "I’m from Michigan, which is basically just Canada, eh? 20 more miles and I would have been in the commonwealth | |||
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My auntie was a Fanny... we come from a long list of fannies!
Me nans a fanny
Thick American here... what’s a fanny? Besides a bumit is a ladys fuck pouch
Put so simple and eloquently thanks guys
Oh we glaswegians can do so much worse than that
You mean "cunt"?
Ah thats an every day word up here for a lot of us
Oh ...I know
Haha we can be an acquired taste thats for sure. Always friendly tho
Now carry on your blether while I go to the cludgie"Love it | |||
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"Nearly spat my Irn-bru out reading this. Absolutely brilliant high five! Irn bru yay!! dont be a fanny
My auntie was a Fanny... we come from a long list of fannies!
Me nans a fanny
Thick American here... what’s a fanny? Besides a bumit is a ladys fuck pouch
Put so simple and eloquently thanks guys
Oh we glaswegians can do so much worse than that
You mean "cunt"?
Ah thats an every day word up here for a lot of us
Oh ...I know
Haha we can be an acquired taste thats for sure. Always friendly tho
Now carry on your blether while I go to the cludgie
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My auntie was a Fanny... we come from a long list of fannies!
Me nans a fanny
Thick American here... what’s a fanny? Besides a bumit is a ladys fuck pouch
Put so simple and eloquently thanks guys
Oh we glaswegians can do so much worse than that
You mean "cunt"?
Ah thats an every day word up here for a lot of us
Oh ...I know
Haha we can be an acquired taste thats for sure. Always friendly tho
Now carry on your blether while I go to the cludgie"Continue b.s’ing while I go to the bathroom? Are we trying to confuse me, or learn me something? Lol | |||
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My auntie was a Fanny... we come from a long list of fannies!
Me nans a fanny
Thick American here... what’s a fanny? Besides a bumit is a ladys fuck pouch
Put so simple and eloquently thanks guys
Oh we glaswegians can do so much worse than that
You mean "cunt"?
Ah thats an every day word up here for a lot of us
Oh ...I know
Haha we can be an acquired taste thats for sure. Always friendly tho
Now carry on your blether while I go to the cludgie
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"Nearly spat my Irn-bru out reading this. Absolutely brilliant high five! Irn bru yay!! dont be a fanny
My auntie was a Fanny... we come from a long list of fannies!
Me nans a fanny
Thick American here... what’s a fanny? Besides a bum
Hang him!
Fanny is a females front bum in these 'ere parts
We have a yank on our midst??
Ok .. fess up .. who forgot to shut the gate behind then??
Haha i was waiting for someone to ask wtf we were on about Yes its not the same meaning but its also a first name in this instance lol. Go look up the Fanny Irn-bru ad and you'll see what we were on about
Fanny Irn-Bru??? That's a fetish!!
Hey I wouldn't actually put it past some Scots that would be interesting licking irn bru out of a woman's pussy.... Hmmmmmm
well they call it a furry cup ir do u prefer furry mug
I'm English and a bit Scottish. Can I have 3/4 fizzy Vimto and 1/4 Irn Bru in my Brazillian cupped Otter please?
Sacrilege... you cannot mix Irn-bru with anything! How very dare you young man. "But I'm 1/4 Irn Bru! That's what flows through Scotch veins is it not? Or is it Scotch? | |||
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"Nearly spat my Irn-bru out reading this. Absolutely brilliant high five! Irn bru yay!! dont be a fanny
My auntie was a Fanny... we come from a long list of fannies!
Me nans a fanny
Thick American here... what’s a fanny? Besides a bumit is a ladys fuck pouch
Put so simple and eloquently thanks guys
Oh we glaswegians can do so much worse than that
You mean "cunt"?
Ah thats an every day word up here for a lot of us
Oh ...I know
Haha we can be an acquired taste thats for sure. Always friendly tho
Now carry on your blether while I go to the cludgie
Continue b.s’ing while I go to the bathroom? Are we trying to confuse me, or learn me something? Lol
We could teach you something, but here we learn, we don't learn someone ... "yes I know my proper parts of speech. just trying to be American as I can.. didn’t want to disappoint. That’s how the hillbillies and rednecks talk up north in Michigan | |||
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"Faf? Guess not ". Teach me something your highness | |||
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"Irn bru and vodka? No" Irn bru and buckfast? | |||
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"Irn bru and vodka? No Irn bru and buckfast?" No | |||
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"Nearly spat my Irn-bru out reading this. Absolutely brilliant high five! Irn bru yay!! dont be a fanny
My auntie was a Fanny... we come from a long list of fannies!
Me nans a fanny
Thick American here... what’s a fanny? Besides a bumit is a ladys fuck pouch
Put so simple and eloquently thanks guys
Oh we glaswegians can do so much worse than that
You mean "cunt"?
Ah thats an every day word up here for a lot of us
Oh ...I know
Haha we can be an acquired taste thats for sure. Always friendly tho
Now carry on your blether while I go to the cludgie
Continue b.s’ing while I go to the bathroom? Are we trying to confuse me, or learn me something? Lol
We could teach you something, but here we learn, we don't learn someone ... yes I know my proper parts of speech. just trying to be American as I can.. didn’t want to disappoint. That’s how the hillbillies and rednecks talk up north in Michigan "I have been ... I am aware | |||
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"Irn bru and vodka? No Irn bru and buckfast? No" What about ice do you put ice in your bru? | |||
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"Irn bru and vodka? No Irn bru and buckfast? No What about ice do you put ice in your bru?" Only if you really need to | |||
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"Nearly spat my Irn-bru out reading this. Absolutely brilliant high five! Irn bru yay!! dont be a fanny
My auntie was a Fanny... we come from a long list of fannies!
Me nans a fanny
Thick American here... what’s a fanny? Besides a bumit is a ladys fuck pouch
Put so simple and eloquently thanks guys
Oh we glaswegians can do so much worse than that
You mean "cunt"?
Ah thats an every day word up here for a lot of us
Oh ...I know
Haha we can be an acquired taste thats for sure. Always friendly tho
Now carry on your blether while I go to the cludgie
Continue b.s’ing while I go to the bathroom? Are we trying to confuse me, or learn me something? Lol
We could teach you something, but here we learn, we don't learn someone ... yes I know my proper parts of speech. just trying to be American as I can.. didn’t want to disappoint. That’s how the hillbillies and rednecks talk up north in Michigan
I have been ... I am aware"aware of the uneducated state of our country? Yes quite sad. Sorry you had to experience it. Hope it wasn’t while we were trying to “make America great again”. That gave new license to dumb dumbs over here. | |||
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"Nearly spat my Irn-bru out reading this. Absolutely brilliant high five! Irn bru yay!! dont be a fanny
My auntie was a Fanny... we come from a long list of fannies!
Me nans a fanny
Thick American here... what’s a fanny? Besides a bumit is a ladys fuck pouch
Put so simple and eloquently thanks guys
Oh we glaswegians can do so much worse than that
You mean "cunt"?
Ah thats an every day word up here for a lot of us
Oh ...I know
Haha we can be an acquired taste thats for sure. Always friendly tho
Now carry on your blether while I go to the cludgie
Continue b.s’ing while I go to the bathroom? Are we trying to confuse me, or learn me something? Lol
We could teach you something, but here we learn, we don't learn someone ... yes I know my proper parts of speech. just trying to be American as I can.. didn’t want to disappoint. That’s how the hillbillies and rednecks talk up north in Michigan
I have been ... I am aware aware of the uneducated state of our country? Yes quite sad. Sorry you had to experience it. Hope it wasn’t while we were trying to “make America great again”. That gave new license to dumb dumbs over here. "Pre 9/11 .. but a Tigers baseball fan | |||
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