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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Soooo, today I heard a spoken word poem where a woman states a guy was to forceful in how he put his cock in her mouth that he caused an injury to her tongue! ... I don't understand but anyway so I got thinking what's the weirdest and strangest sex injuries you've all had? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I broke my middle toe.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I broke my middle toe. "

Is that when you kicked a bloke in the balls and he had steel underpants on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I broke my middle toe.

Is that when you kicked a bloke in the balls and he had steel underpants on? "

I stubbed it on the leg of the bed in my haste!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I broke my middle toe.

Is that when you kicked a bloke in the balls and he had steel underpants on?

I stubbed it on the leg of the bed in my haste! "

Is that you filled out on the form in A&E?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I gave a guy a black eye once too, by accident!

We had slid down the bed and as I sat to pull myself back up, he leant down to scoop me up and my forehead connected with his eye socket.

We didnt notice until the morning after, he had such a shiner!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I broke my middle toe.

Is that when you kicked a bloke in the balls and he had steel underpants on?

I stubbed it on the leg of the bed in my haste!

Is that you filled out on the form in A&E? "

I didnt notice until after I got out of the hot tub at Chams the following day, the warm water had made it go all purple !

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I gave a guy a black eye once too, by accident!

We had slid down the bed and as I sat to pull myself back up, he leant down to scoop me up and my forehead connected with his eye socket.

We didnt notice until the morning after, he had such a shiner!! "

There’s no way we’re fucking unless you’re wearing a high-viz jacket and I’ve got eye goggles plus a hard hat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She was riding quite hard until it slipped out the full weight of her body slamming onto my cock felt like it was being punched .... Needless to say we carried on just in a little pain.

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

Many years ago, I was at a local night club with a friend. He found a girl and later they both disappeared.

When I saw him a couple of days later they drove to a farm and had sex in a hay barn. As the action proceeded to get faster and more intense he slipped between the bails and dislocated his shoulder!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I gave a guy a black eye once too, by accident!

We had slid down the bed and as I sat to pull myself back up, he leant down to scoop me up and my forehead connected with his eye socket.

We didnt notice until the morning after, he had such a shiner!!

There’s no way we’re fucking unless you’re wearing a high-viz jacket and I’ve got eye goggles plus a hard hat "

Someone just offered to meet me now in a high viz, I declined

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I gave a guy a black eye once too, by accident!

We had slid down the bed and as I sat to pull myself back up, he leant down to scoop me up and my forehead connected with his eye socket.

We didnt notice until the morning after, he had such a shiner!!

There’s no way we’re fucking unless you’re wearing a high-viz jacket and I’ve got eye goggles plus a hard hat

Someone just offered to meet me now in a high viz, I declined "

The eye protection and hard hat are a deal breaker, I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I gave a guy a black eye once too, by accident!

We had slid down the bed and as I sat to pull myself back up, he leant down to scoop me up and my forehead connected with his eye socket.

We didnt notice until the morning after, he had such a shiner!!

There’s no way we’re fucking unless you’re wearing a high-viz jacket and I’ve got eye goggles plus a hard hat

Someone just offered to meet me now in a high viz, I declined

The eye protection and hard hat are a deal breaker, I know "

It depends, what colour is the helmet?

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"I gave a guy a black eye once too, by accident!

We had slid down the bed and as I sat to pull myself back up, he leant down to scoop me up and my forehead connected with his eye socket.

We didnt notice until the morning after, he had such a shiner!!

There’s no way we’re fucking unless you’re wearing a high-viz jacket and I’ve got eye goggles plus a hard hat

Someone just offered to meet me now in a high viz, I declined

The eye protection and hard hat are a deal breaker, I know

It depends, what colour is the helmet? "

Kinda purple

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By *XXDLSRCouple
over a year ago

central texas

Long before me... (9+ years ago) husband broke his dick. Was hitting it doggy style, and didn’t hit quite right and bent and broke his dick. Swollen painful scenario. But, now it’s got this wonderful perfect curve after healing that I get to enjoy ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First time I ever used a condom I snapped my banjo string because my foreskin was too tight. What a bloody mess. The upside was it cured my tight foreskin

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wow! I thought my sex life was awkward but some of these are brilliant hahaha

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Someone gave me a blowjob once but her mouth was drier than sandpaper and she actually managed to give me a blood blister on my foreskin...the pain of that going soft was like nothing I've done before!

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I gained a wonderful collection of lumps & bruises after some great brute threw me off the bed

But the worst has got to be, my hip popping out of it's socket..

I hurts like hell, and I'm pretty sure I created a few new swear words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone gave me a blowjob once but her mouth was drier than sandpaper and she actually managed to give me a blood blister on my foreskin...the pain of that going soft was like nothing I've done before! "

Oh no!

The wetter the better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've nearly drowned someone before

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Holy cow that's scary :o

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've nearly drowned someone before "

Wait what please explain!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a rather vigorous session one evening, we’d just finished only to find a scene from a horror movie in the bed sheets. She ran off to the toilet only to come back with the sentence “it’s not me, I think it might be you”

I then realised I’d torn the skin that connects your Johnson to your foreskin.

Oddly enough, it didn’t hurt until I’d realised what I’d done

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I gained a wonderful collection of lumps & bruises after some great brute threw me off the bed

But the worst has got to be, my hip popping out of it's socket..

I hurts like hell, and I'm pretty sure I created a few new swear words "

Shit! Like fully popped out! What did he do did he panic I don't know what k would do!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"After a rather vigorous session one evening, we’d just finished only to find a scene from a horror movie in the bed sheets. She ran off to the toilet only to come back with the sentence “it’s not me, I think it might be you”

I then realised I’d torn the skin that connects your Johnson to your foreskin.

Oddly enough, it didn’t hurt until I’d realised what I’d done "

That's my worst fear haha

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By *ust chilled out meMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

Slid out during and dove into the sand felt like I was pissing razor blades for weeks

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows


"I gained a wonderful collection of lumps & bruises after some great brute threw me off the bed

But the worst has got to be, my hip popping out of it's socket..

I hurts like hell, and I'm pretty sure I created a few new swear words

Shit! Like fully popped out! What did he do did he panic I don't know what k would do! "

Out out!

And he was very cool about it, even helped me do stretches, once I'd popped it back in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I gained a wonderful collection of lumps & bruises after some great brute threw me off the bed

But the worst has got to be, my hip popping out of it's socket..

I hurts like hell, and I'm pretty sure I created a few new swear words

Shit! Like fully popped out! What did he do did he panic I don't know what k would do!

Out out!

And he was very cool about it, even helped me do stretches, once I'd popped it back in "

That's crazy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After a rather vigorous session one evening, we’d just finished only to find a scene from a horror movie in the bed sheets. She ran off to the toilet only to come back with the sentence “it’s not me, I think it might be you”

I then realised I’d torn the skin that connects your Johnson to your foreskin.

Oddly enough, it didn’t hurt until I’d realised what I’d done

That's my worst fear haha "

It’s surprising how much you bleed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once dislocated my kneecap having sex in a Hillman Imp...

But, in my defence I was only 18 at the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After a rather vigorous session one evening, we’d just finished only to find a scene from a horror movie in the bed sheets. She ran off to the toilet only to come back with the sentence “it’s not me, I think it might be you”

I then realised I’d torn the skin that connects your Johnson to your foreskin.

Oddly enough, it didn’t hurt until I’d realised what I’d done

Yep we had the same scenario...

That's my worst fear haha "

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Someone gave me a blowjob once but her mouth was drier than sandpaper and she actually managed to give me a blood blister on my foreskin...the pain of that going soft was like nothing I've done before!

Oh no!

The wetter the better!"

I know! Not seen her since she was truly mortified too to be fair!

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