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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I built a fence! I am sssssooooo macho!

(I'm dreading the next high winds)

Can you beat that for manliness?

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham

All hail Rubi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All hail Rubi

I've waited so long for this moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are the man of my dreams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I plumbed a washing machine in, and used a chainsaw for some topiary in the garden. All that was missing was for me to drink some pints, eat some pork scratchings, and have a massive fart.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I built a fence! I am sssssooooo macho!

(I'm dreading the next high winds)

Can you beat that for manliness? "
All you need to do now to complete the manliness is start a thread to whinge about not getting fucked every day , then you're a real man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hair smells like coconut

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I plumbed a washing machine in, and used a chainsaw for some topiary in the garden. All that was missing was for me to drink some pints, eat some pork scratchings, and have a massive fart."

I have chainsaw fear.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I built a fence! I am sssssooooo macho!

(I'm dreading the next high winds)

Can you beat that for manliness? All you need to do now to complete the manliness is start a thread to whinge about not getting fucked every day , then you're a real man

Why does no one reply to my messages?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I reseeded the lawn yesterday morning, then watched the birds eat a shit ton (technical term) of grass seed in the afternoon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My hair smells like coconut"

That's because you're so pretty

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I built a fence! I am sssssooooo macho!

(I'm dreading the next high winds)

Can you beat that for manliness? All you need to do now to complete the manliness is start a thread to whinge about not getting fucked every day , then you're a real man

Why does no one reply to my messages? "
Or that one yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I plumbed a washing machine in, and used a chainsaw for some topiary in the garden. All that was missing was for me to drink some pints, eat some pork scratchings, and have a massive fart."

*whilst constantly shoving my hands down my trousers

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

"I built a fence! I am sssssooooo macho!

(I'm dreading the next high winds)

Can you beat that for manliness? "
I have a engine I'm slowly rebuilding in my kitchen. The inlet pipes are slowly looking all shiny.

The wheels on returning are currently in my living room... does that count as manly???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your never really a man until you've sharpened a pencil with a knife! Or at least performed some whittling of a kind

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Your never really a man until you've sharpened a pencil with a knife! Or at least performed some whittling of a kind

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Or try to put a tent up without the instructions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your never really a man until you've sharpened a pencil with a knife! Or at least performed some whittling of a kind

Or try to put a tent up without the instructions

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First rule of manhood, throw away the destructions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your never really a man until you've sharpened a pencil with a knife! Or at least performed some whittling of a kind

Or try to put a tent up without the instructions

I put marquees and warehouses up without instructions on a daily basis. Didn't know there were so many man points attributed to this, get in!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Your never really a man until you've sharpened a pencil with a knife! Or at least performed some whittling of a kind

Or try to put a tent up without the instructions

I put marquees and warehouses up without instructions on a daily basis. Didn't know there were so many man points attributed to this, get in!

B"
We dont do instructions. That's Law

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I urinated whilst standing up and haven’t shaved today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My hair smells like coconut

That's because you're so pretty

I know, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I built a fence! I am sssssooooo macho!

(I'm dreading the next high winds)

Can you beat that for manliness? "

Is this April Fools related?

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I don't believe in male and female jobs, they're just jobs, erecting a fence is challenging (even for seone good at getting thing erect).

I'm off to do some plumbing in my loft so, I could be making a right space quite wet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I built a fence! I am sssssooooo macho!

(I'm dreading the next high winds)

Can you beat that for manliness? "

Need my fence repacing,happy to watch you work all day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I took out my cock and pissed up your wall

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I built a fence! I am sssssooooo macho!

(I'm dreading the next high winds)

Can you beat that for manliness? "
concreted wooden posts into ground or used existing posts ?

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I refer you to my most recent photo

I've got power tools & I know how to use them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I smashed a pallet up with a hammer at work then scratched my balls whilst admiring my work

Peach x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I smashed a pallet up with a hammer at work then scratched my balls whilst admiring my work

Peach x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I built a fence! I am sssssooooo macho!

(I'm dreading the next high winds)

Can you beat that for manliness? All you need to do now to complete the manliness is start a thread to whinge about not getting fucked every day , then you're a real man

Why does no one reply to my messages? Or that one yes

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...Come off it she's building fences now who says she wants us there?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a maintenence engineer and find myself doing all sorts on a daily basis, but I am still in awe of your manliness Rubi and all its sext glory

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

I took a radiator off the wall and replaced it. I've also unblocked a drain, built IKEA furniture, redecorated and demolished a shed (with the help of female forumite), the list is endless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can barely walk and chew gum at the same time..... I'm special

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"I took a radiator off the wall and replaced it. I've also unblocked a drain, built IKEA furniture, redecorated and demolished a shed (with the help of female forumite), the list is endless

That shed never stood a chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a bath bomb and cleaned my nails?

Oiled my beard?

Yeah that’s about as manly as my day has got

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

"I urinated whilst standing up and haven’t shaved today

Same here

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

I'm absolutely rubbish at 'man' things, I think I must have skived off school the day they taught us how to do 'bloke stuff'

Why do some women assume we are born knowing how to do these things?

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

"I took a radiator off the wall and replaced it. I've also unblocked a drain, built IKEA furniture, redecorated and demolished a shed (with the help of female forumite), the list is endless

That shed never stood a chance

Not when faced with you and a sledge hammer pmsl

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"I took a radiator off the wall and replaced it. I've also unblocked a drain, built IKEA furniture, redecorated and demolished a shed (with the help of female forumite), the list is endless

That shed never stood a chance

Not when faced with you and a sledge hammer pmsl"

Oi!

It was an axe, not a sledge hammer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I put new discs and pads on the car ( hubby watched me as it was my first time )

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