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"A magnificent car to compensate for my badly packed kebab pussy. " BMW ? | |||
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"A magnificent car to compensate for my badly packed kebab pussy. BMW ? " Big Minge Wings | |||
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"I get the bus " Show off!!!!! you have buses near you you must live somewhere posh!!!!! lol | |||
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"Hammerhead eagle i thrust .....as seen on top gear" That’s serious over compensating. | |||
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"A nice new one to compensate for having a shite one for years " Same. Beautiful, luxurious (albeit a bit mumsy) SUV to compensate my lack of tits/cleavage. | |||
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"A nice new one to compensate for having a shite one for years Same. Beautiful, luxurious (albeit a bit mumsy) SUV to compensate my lack of tits/cleavage. " I see nothing to compensate for. Me on the other hand... | |||
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"A nice new one to compensate for having a shite one for years Same. Beautiful, luxurious (albeit a bit mumsy) SUV to compensate my lack of tits/cleavage. I see nothing to compensate for. Me on the other hand... " Ooohhh we would..... Your hott | |||
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"A nice new one to compensate for having a shite one for years Same. Beautiful, luxurious (albeit a bit mumsy) SUV to compensate my lack of tits/cleavage. I see nothing to compensate for. Me on the other hand... " Only compensation is for the accidents you cause I reckon | |||
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"A nice new one to compensate for having a shite one for years Same. Beautiful, luxurious (albeit a bit mumsy) SUV to compensate my lack of tits/cleavage. I see nothing to compensate for. Me on the other hand... Ooohhh we would..... Your hott" Thankyou, and likewise | |||
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"A nice new one to compensate for having a shite one for years Same. Beautiful, luxurious (albeit a bit mumsy) SUV to compensate my lack of tits/cleavage. I see nothing to compensate for. Me on the other hand... Ooohhh we would..... Your hott Thankyou, and likewise " You are definitely hot | |||
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"I get the bus Show off!!!!! you have buses near you you must live somewhere posh!!!!! lol " It is only every 2 hours and I'm right out in the sticks... | |||
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"A magnificent car to compensate for my badly packed kebab pussy. " I think it looks good enough to eat | |||
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"To compensate for my magnificent penis. What car do you drive ? " I don't drive a car, and funnily enough I don't have a penis. Well, I didn't the last time I checked. | |||
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"To compensate for my magnificent penis. What car do you drive ? " A really crappy one. Because I have no penis at all. | |||
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"A magnificent car to compensate for my badly packed kebab pussy. I think it looks good enough to eat " You can't have a kebab without garlic sauce | |||
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"A magnificent car to compensate for my badly packed kebab pussy. " I’d be very pleased to pick up that kebab on a Friday night on my way home xx | |||
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"So what does a motorbike mean?? " You have a massive pair of bollocks. | |||
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"So what does a motorbike mean?? You’re a real man " I like you..... | |||
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"So what does a motorbike mean?? You have a massive pair of bollocks." That’s not good though as it makes the penis look small..... | |||
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"So what does a motorbike mean?? You have a massive pair of bollocks." That stick to your thighs in your leathers. | |||
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"So what does a motorbike mean?? You have a massive pair of bollocks. That stick to your thighs in your leathers. " I’d look like a beached whale in leathers so I wear textile stuff. Once I’ve lost some weight I’d love a nice pair of leathers though | |||
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"So what does a motorbike mean?? You’re a real man I like you..... " Actually, I’ll amend that ...it depends on the bike .... | |||
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"A Juke 1.5dci that's just turned 4 years old. I don't have a clue what that says about my penis tbf. B" If it’s like your car it must look weird..... | |||
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"So what does a motorbike mean?? You’re a real man I like you..... Actually, I’ll amend that ...it depends on the bike ...." Hmmmm well it’s not a Harley but it’s not a sports bike either.... my arms are too short for a sports bike....... ok ok, my stomach gets in the way for a sports bike | |||
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"A Juke 1.5dci that's just turned 4 years old. I don't have a clue what that says about my penis tbf. B If it’s like your car it must look weird..... " It does have strange sections of it that are bulkier than the rest tbf. | |||
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"‘05 plate vectra Sri diesel Paid £150 for it three years ago. 190k on the clock. Pretty much immaculate Last mot it failed at it cost £8 to rectify Can’t see the point in having anything else as it won’t do the job any better " I’m sure it will do the job better, but I agree with you it won’t do the job 200 times better | |||
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"‘05 plate vectra Sri diesel Paid £150 for it three years ago. 190k on the clock. Pretty much immaculate Last mot it failed at it cost £8 to rectify Can’t see the point in having anything else as it won’t do the job any better I’m sure it will do the job better, but I agree with you it won’t do the job 200 times better " How ? It goes it stops the radio works the heater is brilliant ...does an average of 55mpg ..only do about 9000mikes a year. Little point in buying a newer car when this just plods on. | |||
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"So what does a motorbike mean?? You’re a real man I like you..... Actually, I’ll amend that ...it depends on the bike .... Hmmmm well it’s not a Harley but it’s not a sports bike either.... my arms are too short for a sports bike....... ok ok, my stomach gets in the way for a sports bike " Hubby sold his vn900 and got a VFR800Fi...it’s fast enough for him and carries me and luggage ...it’ll do us | |||
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"So what does a motorbike mean?? You’re a real man I like you..... Actually, I’ll amend that ...it depends on the bike .... Hmmmm well it’s not a Harley but it’s not a sports bike either.... my arms are too short for a sports bike....... ok ok, my stomach gets in the way for a sports bike Hubby sold his vn900 and got a VFR800Fi...it’s fast enough for him and carries me and luggage ...it’ll do us" mines like the vfr’s baby brother (600cc) but it does me for what I want at the moment and more than fast enough to beat most cars away at a set of lights. Next one will be bigger though - I like the style of my bike but just want something that eats the miles with more ease so the 1000cc version of same bike is eyeing me up lol | |||
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"So what does a motorbike mean?? You’re a real man I like you..... Actually, I’ll amend that ...it depends on the bike .... Hmmmm well it’s not a Harley but it’s not a sports bike either.... my arms are too short for a sports bike....... ok ok, my stomach gets in the way for a sports bike Hubby sold his vn900 and got a VFR800Fi...it’s fast enough for him and carries me and luggage ...it’ll do us mines like the vfr’s baby brother (600cc) but it does me for what I want at the moment and more than fast enough to beat most cars away at a set of lights. Next one will be bigger though - I like the style of my bike but just want something that eats the miles with more ease so the 1000cc version of same bike is eyeing me up lol " So Its either a r6 or a cbr? | |||
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"So what does a motorbike mean?? You’re a real man I like you..... Actually, I’ll amend that ...it depends on the bike .... Hmmmm well it’s not a Harley but it’s not a sports bike either.... my arms are too short for a sports bike....... ok ok, my stomach gets in the way for a sports bike Hubby sold his vn900 and got a VFR800Fi...it’s fast enough for him and carries me and luggage ...it’ll do us mines like the vfr’s baby brother (600cc) but it does me for what I want at the moment and more than fast enough to beat most cars away at a set of lights. Next one will be bigger though - I like the style of my bike but just want something that eats the miles with more ease so the 1000cc version of same bike is eyeing me up lol So Its either a r6 or a cbr? " Close. It’s not a sports bike. CBF. Same engine as the CBR but detuned a little. But still capable of carrying my fat arse at decent speed | |||
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"I’ve got a robin reliant, I used to have a lada " By far the best cars ever | |||
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"I’ve got a robin reliant, I used to have a lada By far the best cars ever " I know right | |||
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"I’ve got a robin reliant, I used to have a lada " Pedant mode - its a Reliant Robin | |||
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"I’ve got a robin reliant, I used to have a lada By far the best cars ever I know right " I drive through Exeter a few times a week with work so I shall now look out for that. Not many on the roads anymore. The ladas all rusted away and most of the robins were rolled over and being fibreglass they didn’t survive very well | |||
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"I’ve got a robin reliant, I used to have a lada Pedant mode - its a Reliant Robin" Damn, that’s the sort of thing I usually spot.... lol | |||
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"I ride a push bike.......... Mrscxxx " Work those thighs baby x MrsC x | |||
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"I get the bus Show off!!!!! you have buses near you you must live somewhere posh!!!!! lol It is only every 2 hours and I'm right out in the sticks..." awwwww lol | |||
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"So what does a motorbike mean?? You have a massive pair of bollocks." For balance? | |||
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"I drive a Vauxhall Viva called Elvis (as in Viva Las Vegas - see? ) He looked ok until a lorry decided it didn’t like me and caved my passenger doors in! Now I’m worried - does that mean I have a caved in vagina too? " Your vagina and ass is looking perfect | |||
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"An average focus... draw your own conclusions" I used to have a Ford Focus called Penelope! I loved her and I miss her! | |||
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"An average focus... draw your own conclusions I used to have a Ford Focus called Penelope! I loved her and I miss her! " aww .. I'm on my Fourth focus | |||
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"So what does a motorbike mean?? You have a massive pair of bollocks. For balance? " | |||
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"So what does a motorbike mean?? You have a massive pair of bollocks. For balance? " In lieu of stabilisers | |||
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"A Jensen Interceptor ...it's just a runaround" Does that have 4 wheels Girty | |||
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"I drive a 14 year old rust bucket. As it ages my foof firms and tightens and produces rainbows and glitter for any man who can make me wet. " Thats a very pleasant thought to hold onto | |||
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"A Hyundai. Someone has to." Me too. An i10. Does the job. Can’t see the point in spending money on cars just as long as it goes I don’t care! | |||
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"Mk2 2.8 ford Granada lovely big seats plenty of room " Awesome motors they were - especially the late 2.8i Ghia X's | |||
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"Skoda Fabia! Was set to buy a DS3, but the guy wants to keep it another year while he saves for his Civic. I can wait, I could buy another but it is exactly the colour, model and engine size and fuel type I want lol " I guess it’s a rare spec that you can’t get elsewhere then? | |||
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