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I've never been so insulted in all my life.

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

Just remembered this thanks to PMF's thread.

On Saturday I was at junior football and 1 of the other parents said to me your granddaughter is playing well I replied that is not my granddaughter she's my daughter.....awkward silent moment or what.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Crying!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh noooooo

Thats grip by the throat talk that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simular thing happened with me and my sister. She was 18 and I was 35. Someone thought I was her Dad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get that, but they say 'brother' not 'grandson'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah afraid I get the opposite of your not his mum surely? You don't look old enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just remembered this thanks to PMF's thread.

On Saturday I was at junior football and 1 of the other parents said to me your granddaughter is playing well I replied that is not my granddaughter she's my daughter.....awkward silent moment or what."

Lol....sorry but that made me laugh

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I regularly get people tell me they spotted me out with my boyfriend

Er, that's my son!

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

That's the trouble with people in their late 30's and 40's having kids, they could be grandparents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was it your sister?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awkward..!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok that’s kokda brought a smile to my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok that’s kokda brought a smile to my face "

That kinda brought a smile to my face.

This hours jet lag makes a difference

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By *requent_FerryersCouple
over a year ago

Norwich to Great Yarmouth (by river)

One of the hazards of living Norfolk... You soon learn never to try to guess the relationship between any couple. Just assume they are Brother and Sister and you won't go far wrong!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I got asked if I was my friends mum once and were the same fucking age!

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By *rivateparts! OP   Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"I got asked if I was my friends mum once and were the same fucking age!"

Now that's tickled me .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My then teenage daughter used to share dog walking with me and she was often taken for my wife by other walkers.

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By *appytrailmanMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I get told my mum doesn't look old enough to be my mum... not sure if that's an insult to me or a compliment to her!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got asked I.D for alcohol recently and didn’t have any as I’m thirty fucking nine!! The man said “don’t worry your mum can buy it for you”, the mum was my 32 year old best friend!!! I’ve still got it lol X MrsC x

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Just remembered this thanks to PMF's thread.

On Saturday I was at junior football and 1 of the other parents said to me your granddaughter is playing well I replied that is not my granddaughter she's my daughter.....awkward silent moment or what."

Could have been worse, could have been your son!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got asked I.D for alcohol recently and didn’t have any as I’m thirty fucking nine!! The man said “don’t worry your mum can buy it for you”, the mum was my 32 year old best friend!!! I’ve still got it lol X MrsC x"

Hahaha

I bet your friend was mortified!

I recently got asked for ID to buy wine

I laughed and thought it was a joke - but she just stared at me stony faced.

It made my day

To be fair it was a tiny little old lady that was probably blind but I'll take it

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

The first time I met one of kids teachers they asked "are you nan?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I got asked I.D for alcohol recently and didn’t have any as I’m thirty fucking nine!! The man said “don’t worry your mum can buy it for you”, the mum was my 32 year old best friend!!! I’ve still got it lol X MrsC x

Hahaha

I bet your friend was mortified!

I recently got asked for ID to buy wine

I laughed and thought it was a joke - but she just stared at me stony faced.

It made my day

To be fair it was a tiny little old lady that was probably blind but I'll take it "

She was soooooo pissed off which obviously made it even funnier, I was a snorting crying laughing mess!!

I had terrible hay fever last year and needed antihistamines got asked for I.D then too but you have to be 13!!! I think they were just taking the piss!! Arseholes!! Lol x

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By *inn2000Woman
over a year ago

belfast

My getting older moment...

Buying new jeans in Next

Shop assistant say 'oh look at your eyelashes they are gorgeous'

I preened.

'oh your nails are fantastic'

More preening

'these are really nice jeans!'

Positively glowing.

'I want to look like you when I am old...'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just remembered this thanks to PMF's thread.

On Saturday I was at junior football and 1 of the other parents said to me your granddaughter is playing well I replied that is not my granddaughter she's my daughter.....awkward silent moment or what."

The parent must of thought you looked old?

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By *illen5Man
over a year ago

Bath


"Just remembered this thanks to PMF's thread.

On Saturday I was at junior football and 1 of the other parents said to me your granddaughter is playing well I replied that is not my granddaughter she's my daughter.....awkward silent moment or what."

Well you are old, what do you expect ?

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

A mate gets the opposite.

He gets filthy looks when he walks with his daughter, they think he is a sugar daddy.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"My getting older moment...

Buying new jeans in Next

Shop assistant say 'oh look at your eyelashes they are gorgeous'

I preened.

'oh your nails are fantastic'

More preening

'these are really nice jeans!'

Positively glowing.

'I want to look like you when I am old...'

"

they truly don't know how it sounds. It really was a compliment though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My getting older moment...

Buying new jeans in Next

Shop assistant say 'oh look at your eyelashes they are gorgeous'

I preened.

'oh your nails are fantastic'

More preening

'these are really nice jeans!'

Positively glowing.

'I want to look like you when I am old...'

"

Ha ha ha bless them I’m sure it was a compliment, as back handed as it was MrsC x

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

A lady once asked me if my brother was my son. Bitch.......

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