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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

just for a bit of a giggle do you know any funny sex quotes or have your own

The closest I ever came to a menage-a-trois was when I dated a schizophrenic. – Rita Rudner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex is like air - it's not important unless you're not getting any!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

'what goes on with a man and a woman and a swimming pool of custard and a synchronised swimming squad is not for local papers but how am i ment to brag about it'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" My disgustingness is my best quality "

...I quote this a lot,

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Swinging - travel the country, meet new people, and shag them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex is the mysticism of materialism and the only possible religion in a materialistic society.

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Ten toes up, ten toes down,

a little bit of meat going in and out,

if that ain't me, I'm down and out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whan King,poor Whan,his parents never thought that one through

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Drop your draws, I'm yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you swim? Fancy a length?

If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.

Rodney Dangerfield

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset


"Can you swim? Fancy a length?

If it wasn't for pick-pockets I'd have no sex life at all.

Rodney Dangerfield

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Lol

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

If the girls ask for passion,

Give it to them doggie fashion.

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Keep the lipstick, off your dipstick!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

grow your own dope - plant a man.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Personally I know nothing about sex because I have always been married." -Zsa Zsa Gabor

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I'm a terrible lover. I've actually given a woman an anti-climax."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I'm a terrible lover. I've actually given a woman an anti-climax.""

awwww (s(y(m(p(hugs)a)t)h)y)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm no gynaecologist but I'll have a bloody good look!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Love is two minutes and fifty-two seconds of squishy sounds." — Johnny Rotten.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"To a Real Woman, every ejaculation is premature."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if cunnilingus is a tounge twister fellatio must be a right mouthful

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