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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The lights in the the NEC dim.. the crowd goes hush. An unearthly noise begins to rumble around the surround sound. Mongolian throatsinging. A flash of lightening.. leaves a spotlight firmly planted on the entrance. Another thundercrack lights up the crowd followed by Ghengis Khan dressed in full battle gear. Planted upon a stubborn Mongol pony, rides it calmly to the ring and vaults in.

*Ghengis folds his arms and gives everyone the cold face, eyes fixed firmly onto the entrance. Awaiting the string of opponents*

Let's get rrready to rrrruuuummbbblllle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll find me in the bar.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You'll find me in the bar."

*Ghengis gives you a respectful nod from the ring*

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I’ll take you down.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll take you down. "

You running straight out like that? No intro music or nuffin?

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Oooh this reminds me WrestleMania soon.

I’d smash you right up and the horse you rode in on.

One people’s elbow and a RKO and night night sucker.

I’ve watched enough smack downs it can’t be that hard right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll take you down. "
to the paradise city?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Bring it on, cowboy...

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I absolutely refuse to mop up after you lot again; It was a right bloody mess last time!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"You'll find me in the bar."

I'll join you there.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I’ll take you down.

You running straight out like that? No intro music or nuffin? "

You didn’t see or hear me coming. I’ll take the music and brouhaha now, now I’ve won.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a Geordie so I'll probably punch your horse like Conan punches that Camel.... Was it a camel I can't remember?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oooh this reminds me WrestleMania soon.

I’d smash you right up and the horse you rode in on.

One people’s elbow and a RKO and night night sucker.

I’ve watched enough smack downs it can’t be that hard right?

*Ghengis smiles, clenched his knuckles, tenses his forearms, rolls his neck, loosening and lumbering. A smile breaks through the cold face*

Don't fuck with my Pony!

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

I'll be at the Tiki bar admiring the fish tank.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll take you down.

You running straight out like that? No intro music or nuffin?

You didn’t see or hear me coming. I’ll take the music and brouhaha now, now I’ve won. "

In your dreams.. Ghengis evades all your blows, punches Lisa in the face and gives you a double slap for your rudeness.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm a Geordie so I'll probably punch your horse like Conan punches that Camel.... Was it a camel I can't remember?"

Leave my horse alone! What s wrong with you Heathens!? Launches from the top ropes to intercept your blows to my Pony.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The lights in the the NEC dim.. the crowd goes hush. An unearthly noise begins to rumble around the surround sound. Mongolian throatsinging. A flash of lightening.. leaves a spotlight firmly planted on the entrance. Another thundercrack lights up the crowd followed by Ghengis Khan dressed in full battle gear. Planted upon a stubborn Mongol pony, rides it calmly to the ring and vaults in.

*Ghengis folds his arms and gives everyone the cold face, eyes fixed firmly onto the entrance. Awaiting the string of opponents*

Let's get rrready to rrrruuuummbbblllle."

30 WWE wrestlers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be at the Tiki bar admiring the fish tank."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zipper had already placed an explosive device underneath Ghengis's pony which failed to go. However, as Ghengis surveys his opponents from the centre of the ring the pony explodes in a cloud of blood and bone and zipper runs out through the curtaun and down the ring with the sounds of Here Comes The Boom belting out of the speakers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Zipper had already placed an explosive device underneath Ghengis's pony which failed to go. However, as Ghengis surveys his opponents from the centre of the ring the pony explodes in a cloud of blood and bone and zipper runs out through the curtaun and down the ring with the sounds of Here Comes The Boom belting out of the speakers

Ghengis falls to his knees in slow motion.. jaw well and truly floored. Pain and trauma etched into his very being...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

and curls into the fetal position

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I’ll take you down.

You running straight out like that? No intro music or nuffin?

You didn’t see or hear me coming. I’ll take the music and brouhaha now, now I’ve won.

In your dreams.. Ghengis evades all your blows, punches Lisa in the face and gives you a double slap for your rudeness."

As if.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and curls into the fetal position"

Zipper picks Genghis off the canvas and says "not today" and points up to where Ghengis's real pony is tied and happily chewing on some hay before clotheslining him back onto the canvas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A low rumble begins to eminate from deep inside Ghengis's groin..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cometh the hour cometh the Manbeast!

Kaizer shall throw you and all hope over the top rope into a pit of despair!

See you in 7 days at the Grandaddy of them all.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is said that the great Khan had a fear/phobia of dogs... so I'd just walk up with my 4 legged friend and leave you in a shivering mess

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Keep the noise down got a migraine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh ugh. I would prefer exploding glitter balloons

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"and curls into the fetal position

Zipper picks Genghis off the canvas and says "not today" and points up to where Ghengis's real pony is tied and happily chewing on some hay before clotheslining him back onto the canvas

The Faux-splosion had the desired effect and Ghengis has gone God-Mode! His pupils like dancing bolts of lightening.. Ready to take on all Hell itself.

Looks at Estella.

*Slaps her again*

If..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It is said that the great Khan had a fear/phobia of dogs... so I'd just walk up with my 4 legged friend and leave you in a shivering mess

Even in God-Mode this is true.

*Ghengis climbs up to the top ropes and screams like a big girl

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

When you say “slap”, I hear “waaaaahhhh” (the sound of a baby crying).

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cometh the hour cometh the Manbeast!

Kaizer shall throw you and all hope over the top rope into a pit of despair!

See you in 7 days at the Grandaddy of them all..... "

Leaping onto to Khaisers shoulders

*you kick the dogs and I'll slap the bitches*

Alliance?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A low rumble begins to eminate from deep inside Ghengis's groin.. "

Is it wind?....I have loo roll from the last adventure still

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone mention naked wrestling?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you say “slap”, I hear “waaaaahhhh” (the sound of a baby crying)."

Exactly that kind of slap

Exactly the noise I'd make whilst doing it.. adding to insult.

Look What s that?

*Slap!* Waaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cometh the hour cometh the Manbeast!

Kaizer shall throw you and all hope over the top rope into a pit of despair!

See you in 7 days at the Grandaddy of them all.....

Leaping onto to Khaisers shoulders

*you kick the dogs and I'll slap the bitches*

Alliance?"

When two worlds collide....

The unstoppable force meets the immovable object

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone mention naked wrestling?

No, get back to what you were doing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A low rumble begins to eminate from deep inside Ghengis's groin..

Is it wind?....I have loo roll from the last adventure still

Most definately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone mention naked wrestling?

No, get back to what you were doing

Oh ok

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone mention naked wrestling?

No.. but I imagine you're wandering up to the ring shark bollocks naked and oiled up now?

*Slap!* WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A low rumble begins to eminate from deep inside Ghengis's groin..

Is it wind?....I have loo roll from the last adventure still

Most definately

Ok, I’ll move the spot light off you for a few minutes and you can nip to the loo

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"When you say “slap”, I hear “waaaaahhhh” (the sound of a baby crying).

Exactly that kind of slap

Exactly the noise I'd make whilst doing it.. adding to insult.

Look What s that?

*Slap!* Waaaaaaaaahhhhhh!"

I’ll have you on your knees with a pull of your eyebrow hair and the promise I whisper in your ear of anal stimulation.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cometh the hour cometh the Manbeast!

Kaizer shall throw you and all hope over the top rope into a pit of despair!

See you in 7 days at the Grandaddy of them all.....

Leaping onto to Khaisers shoulders

*you kick the dogs and I'll slap the bitches*

Alliance?

When two worlds collide....

The unstoppable force meets the immovable object

Whatever dude.. just keep them fucking dogs away from me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cometh the hour cometh the Manbeast!

Kaizer shall throw you and all hope over the top rope into a pit of despair!

See you in 7 days at the Grandaddy of them all.....

Leaping onto to Khaisers shoulders

*you kick the dogs and I'll slap the bitches*

Alliance?

When two worlds collide....

The unstoppable force meets the immovable object

Whatever dude.. just keep them fucking dogs away from me!"

The dogs will kept at bay

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Someone mention naked wrestling?

Memememememe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A low rumble begins to eminate from deep inside Ghengis's groin..

Is it wind?....I have loo roll from the last adventure still

Most definately

Ok, I’ll move the spot light off you for a few minutes and you can nip to the loo

*RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPP* A gust of wind bellows around the stadium, followed by an awkward silence and a stifled giggle*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you say “slap”, I hear “waaaaahhhh” (the sound of a baby crying).

Exactly that kind of slap

Exactly the noise I'd make whilst doing it.. adding to insult.

Look What s that?

*Slap!* Waaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

I’ll have you on your knees with a pull of your eyebrow hair and the promise I whisper in your ear of anal stimulation."

Ghengis is temporarily stunned into submission

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone mention naked wrestling?

No.. but I imagine you're wandering up to the ring shark bollocks naked and oiled up now?

*Slap!* WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH"

whirls around and produces spinning knife edge chop

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"When you say “slap”, I hear “waaaaahhhh” (the sound of a baby crying).

Exactly that kind of slap

Exactly the noise I'd make whilst doing it.. adding to insult.

Look What s that?

*Slap!* Waaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

I’ll have you on your knees with a pull of your eyebrow hair and the promise I whisper in your ear of anal stimulation.

Ghengis is temporarily stunned into submission"

And while you’re down there on your knees,

I’d like you to nuzzle your face in between my legs and show me who the winner is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cometh the hour cometh the Manbeast!

Kaizer shall throw you and all hope over the top rope into a pit of despair!

See you in 7 days at the Grandaddy of them all.....

Leaping onto to Khaisers shoulders

*you kick the dogs and I'll slap the bitches*

Alliance?

When two worlds collide....

The unstoppable force meets the immovable object

Whatever dude.. just keep them fucking dogs away from me!

The dogs will kept at bay

Duuuuuuude

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone mention naked wrestling?

No.. but I imagine you're wandering up to the ring shark bollocks naked and oiled up now?

*Slap!* WAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

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Whilst I'm having a club he rubbed in my face? That's a low blow! Even for you.. you naked oily ninja

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you say “slap”, I hear “waaaaahhhh” (the sound of a baby crying).

Exactly that kind of slap

Exactly the noise I'd make whilst doing it.. adding to insult.

Look What s that?

*Slap!* Waaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

I’ll have you on your knees with a pull of your eyebrow hair and the promise I whisper in your ear of anal stimulation.

Ghengis is temporarily stunned into submission

And while you’re down there on your knees,

I’d like you to nuzzle your face in between my legs and show me who the winner is. "

Ghengis *Slap-Wahhhhhhhhh's* Your thighs so hard you topple backwards into a very slippery Witchdoctor.. who then slip n slides all round the ring.. ricocheting from wrestler to wrestler, even the dogs can't get a hold of him.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"When you say “slap”, I hear “waaaaahhhh” (the sound of a baby crying).

Exactly that kind of slap

Exactly the noise I'd make whilst doing it.. adding to insult.

Look What s that?

*Slap!* Waaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

I’ll have you on your knees with a pull of your eyebrow hair and the promise I whisper in your ear of anal stimulation.

Ghengis is temporarily stunned into submission

And while you’re down there on your knees,

I’d like you to nuzzle your face in between my legs and show me who the winner is.

Walks away.

There are different ways to categorise winning and losing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you say “slap”, I hear “waaaaahhhh” (the sound of a baby crying).

Exactly that kind of slap

Exactly the noise I'd make whilst doing it.. adding to insult.

Look What s that?

*Slap!* Waaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

I’ll have you on your knees with a pull of your eyebrow hair and the promise I whisper in your ear of anal stimulation.

Ghengis is temporarily stunned into submission

And while you’re down there on your knees,

I’d like you to nuzzle your face in between my legs and show me who the winner is.

that’ll be the dodgy snake oil

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you say “slap”, I hear “waaaaahhhh” (the sound of a baby crying).

Exactly that kind of slap

Exactly the noise I'd make whilst doing it.. adding to insult.

Look What s that?

*Slap!* Waaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

I’ll have you on your knees with a pull of your eyebrow hair and the promise I whisper in your ear of anal stimulation.

Ghengis is temporarily stunned into submission

And while you’re down there on your knees,

I’d like you to nuzzle your face in between my legs and show me who the winner is.

Walks away.

There are different ways to categorise winning and losing.

*Another one bites the dust.. Another one bites the dust*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When you say “slap”, I hear “waaaaahhhh” (the sound of a baby crying).

Exactly that kind of slap

Exactly the noise I'd make whilst doing it.. adding to insult.

Look What s that?

*Slap!* Waaaaaaaaahhhhhh!

I’ll have you on your knees with a pull of your eyebrow hair and the promise I whisper in your ear of anal stimulation.

Ghengis is temporarily stunned into submission

And while you’re down there on your knees,

I’d like you to nuzzle your face in between my legs and show me who the winner is.

that’ll be the dodgy snake oil

Yes.. I imagine it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glancing across at Meli, Fever Tree adjusts his tie and stands, quite gracefully for a man of his height, and surveys the carnage in the ring.

Ensuring his cufflinks are secure, he raises a hand, clears his throat, and waits...

As the contenders mill around the ring, one by one they notice Fever. He remains poised and composed as the bedlam subsides and the focus of the arena is now on him.

And with a simple utterance of two words, domination of the Arena is complete....

"My round"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Glancing across at Meli, Fever Tree adjusts his tie and stands, quite gracefully for a man of his height, and surveys the carnage in the ring.

Ensuring his cufflinks are secure, he raises a hand, clears his throat, and waits...

As the contenders mill around the ring, one by one they notice Fever. He remains poised and composed as the bedlam subsides and the focus of the arena is now on him.

And with a simple utterance of two words, domination of the Arena is complete....

"My round"

*Ghengis pauses mid-Waaaaah slapping*

Rum please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only the Rock is allowed to refer to himself in the third person

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Only the Rock is allowed to refer to himself in the third person "

Waaaaahh*slaps* The Rock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Casually saunters in, leans nonchalantly on the post and raises an eyebrow.

"Whatsup Fuckers?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only the Rock is allowed to refer to himself in the third person "

The Rock can take it up with Fever Tree in person, once Fever Tree finishes his G+T.

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