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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So my best mate had cheated on his girlfriend and she wanted to get him back. (No I didn’t sleep with her!)

Her revenge was perfect and needless to say they are no longer together!

She set him up for a evening of passion. Just before it started she went to the bathroom ate a Carolina reaper chilli then came back and proceeded to give him a BJ.

Needless to say they didn’t go into full sex and he was in a LOT of pain. I couldn’t stop laughing as we were at Reading hospital minor injuries. I just wish I was in the cubicle when he told the nurse what had happened.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aren't the effects eating a chilli that strong pretty immideate?

*Bite, crunch, crunch.. Oh No! What-the-fuck did I do that for!?*

Surely by the time she reached the end of the bed she'd have been a dribbling, crying mess?

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

I suppose it’s better than her scratching your car or boiling your pet rabbit I think your mate got of easy op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many many years ago I took my girlfriend to Paris for a long weekend.

After the first night she decided to break up with me which was a bolt out of the blue and made the weekend pretty shitty.

So what did I do? Had a wank when I was in the shower and emptied my sack in her shampoo bottle. Added some extra protein and vitamins to it.

Payback

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Aren't the effects eating a chilli that strong pretty immideate?

*Bite, crunch, crunch.. Oh No! What-the-fuck did I do that for!?*

Surely by the time she reached the end of the bed she'd have been a dribbling, crying mess?

Isn't that how blowjobs are supposed to end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aren't the effects eating a chilli that strong pretty immideate?

*Bite, crunch, crunch.. Oh No! What-the-fuck did I do that for!?*

Surely by the time she reached the end of the bed she'd have been a dribbling, crying mess?

Isn't that how blowjobs are supposed to end

Lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on, she ate a really hot chilli, took

The time to walk back to the bedroom and proceeded to give him a bj all the while her mouth was on fire? Unless she is used to really strong foods I do wonder if this story is completely true, I know when I’ve had even normal chillis I have found it hard to not have tears streaming down my face and thinking I might die.

Danish x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aren't the effects eating a chilli that strong pretty immideate?

*Bite, crunch, crunch.. Oh No! What-the-fuck did I do that for!?*

Surely by the time she reached the end of the bed she'd have been a dribbling, crying mess?

Isn't that how blowjobs are supposed to end

How you doin

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