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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It’s the zombie apocalypses the item to your left is your weapon how screwed are you?

Mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got the choice of some headphones or a plant

I'm fucked!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

A toy pumpkin light, don't ask why just know I'm mince meat!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Large glass of wine and some skittles. At least I'll die happy.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mines the dog screwed lol

Mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Large glass of wine and some skittles. At least I'll die happy. "

Oh I love skittles they still make me hyper and am 32 on Monday

Mrscxxx

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

Prawn crackers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a cup of tea. So will be fine for a few minutes. Then screwed.

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By *ot-AshMan
over a year ago

London

A bottle of pepsi max zero and a packet of cigarettes and a lighter...

I could blow smoke at the Zombies i guess....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been dying to tell ppl I now went all netflix and caught up with the

santa clarita diet.

drew barrymore, timothy oliphant etc, best zombie series ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baby wipes and a PS4 controller. It’s safe to say I’m screwed.

And no the baby wipes are not there because I just had a wank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A walking dead cup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my weapon of choice.my friends gotta combine harvester

and I'll give you the key

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A walking dead cup "

Very appropriate

Mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Baby wipes and a PS4 controller. It’s safe to say I’m screwed.

And no the baby wipes are not there because I just had a wank "

Aha I’ll take your word for it

Mrscxxx

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I have......a cushion(!) Do you think I could smother a zombie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chest of drawers. I'm ripping a few of handles off and seeing how far I can get.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the sky remote

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s the zombie apocalypses the item to your left is your weapon how screwed are you?

Mrscxxx "
a car so not that screwed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A Dyson hot n cold fan remote. Feck!

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

An ornamental duck and a gardening encyclopedia...I'm gonna bore em to death

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By *omvampmMan
over a year ago

gillingham

Bad timing for zombies as I'm six foot and stocky but I'm at work with on my left and right two guys that make me look small and I'm sure there's things they shudnt have in there jacket pockets

Only trouble in this town on Saturday nite is working out who's a zombie there everywhere so yea in retrospect cud be screwed as we're outnumbered ahhh

Also if a hot zombie cheerleader or nurse come at me I'd die happy maybe that's a whole new thread of it's own in the fantasy section

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The arm of my settee. About as much use as tits on a fish. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love zombies, but the reality is they could not exist:

flies

maggots

rats

cockroaches

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A bean bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My xbox one controller fags and a lighter hmmm i may be in a pickle here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is anyone excited for zombie land 2? Or the season finale of the walking dead on Monday? .. I can't wait for both .. also I wish there'd be a Shaun of the dead 2 .... Most favourite movie

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By *ust chilled out meMan
over a year ago

Peterborough

A cup of tea fags and xbox controller I'm dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is anyone excited for zombie land 2? Or the season finale of the walking dead on Monday? .. I can't wait for both .. also I wish there'd be a Shaun of the dead 2 .... Most favourite movie "

I was in that (shaun of the Dead i mean)

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By *ussD1Man
over a year ago

Gloucester


"It’s the zombie apocalypses the item to your left is your weapon how screwed are you?

Mrscxxx "

A teddy bear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is anyone excited for zombie land 2? Or the season finale of the walking dead on Monday? .. I can't wait for both .. also I wish there'd be a Shaun of the dead 2 .... Most favourite movie "

there are upsets in the new walking dead, but they are essentially characters i never cared of really.

the show was going downhill for a long time, losing rick(andrew grimes) and moving forward 5 years, aye..this means the writers had fuck all to come up with.

they can TRY making a new un-zombie enemy like a skin walker, but it pales to negan or the governer . I never liked either character of the cult leaders, IMO the walking dead should be about the fight against the walking dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is anyone excited for zombie land 2? Or the season finale of the walking dead on Monday? .. I can't wait for both .. also I wish there'd be a Shaun of the dead 2 .... Most favourite movie

I was in that (shaun of the Dead i mean) "
really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog, she can keep me warm and warn me of danger x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My dog, she can keep me warm and warn me of danger x"

dogs are not loyal, cats are, and me, pure fact.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is anyone excited for zombie land 2? Or the season finale of the walking dead on Monday? .. I can't wait for both .. also I wish there'd be a Shaun of the dead 2 .... Most favourite movie

there are upsets in the new walking dead, but they are essentially characters i never cared of really.

the show was going downhill for a long time, losing rick(andrew grimes) and moving forward 5 years, aye..this means the writers had fuck all to come up with.

they can TRY making a new un-zombie enemy like a skin walker, but it pales to negan or the governer . I never liked either character of the cult leaders, IMO the walking dead should be about the fight against the walking dead."
yeah you're not wrong ... I just found it a bit shit how they got rid of Tara and the female doctor I can't remember her name ... Henry not too bothered about he deserved it because he sort of caused it to get worse. The others don't know who the hell they were especially that red haired girl we saw for like 20 seconds.

The thing that bothers me is they're trying to copy game of thrones with the whole "winter is coming". I just hope the finale ends well and leaves us shocked.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Is anyone excited for zombie land 2? Or the season finale of the walking dead on Monday? .. I can't wait for both .. also I wish there'd be a Shaun of the dead 2 .... Most favourite movie

there are upsets in the new walking dead, but they are essentially characters i never cared of really.

the show was going downhill for a long time, losing rick(andrew grimes) and moving forward 5 years, aye..this means the writers had fuck all to come up with.

they can TRY making a new un-zombie enemy like a skin walker, but it pales to negan or the governer . I never liked either character of the cult leaders, IMO the walking dead should be about the fight against the walking dead. yeah you're not wrong ... I just found it a bit shit how they got rid of Tara and the female doctor I can't remember her name ... Henry not too bothered about he deserved it because he sort of caused it to get worse. The others don't know who the hell they were especially that red haired girl we saw for like 20 seconds.

The thing that bothers me is they're trying to copy game of thrones with the whole "winter is coming". I just hope the finale ends well and leaves us shocked. "

Spoiler alert!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is anyone excited for zombie land 2? Or the season finale of the walking dead on Monday? .. I can't wait for both .. also I wish there'd be a Shaun of the dead 2 .... Most favourite movie

there are upsets in the new walking dead, but they are essentially characters i never cared of really.

the show was going downhill for a long time, losing rick(andrew grimes) and moving forward 5 years, aye..this means the writers had fuck all to come up with.

they can TRY making a new un-zombie enemy like a skin walker, but it pales to negan or the governer . I never liked either character of the cult leaders, IMO the walking dead should be about the fight against the walking dead. yeah you're not wrong ... I just found it a bit shit how they got rid of Tara and the female doctor I can't remember her name ... Henry not too bothered about he deserved it because he sort of caused it to get worse. The others don't know who the hell they were especially that red haired girl we saw for like 20 seconds.

The thing that bothers me is they're trying to copy game of thrones with the whole "winter is coming". I just hope the finale ends well and leaves us shocked.

Spoiler alert!!!! "
oh shit sorry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It’s the zombie apocalypses the item to your left is your weapon how screwed are you?

Mrscxxx "
A pint of Blacksheep

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Is anyone excited for zombie land 2? Or the season finale of the walking dead on Monday? .. I can't wait for both .. also I wish there'd be a Shaun of the dead 2 .... Most favourite movie

there are upsets in the new walking dead, but they are essentially characters i never cared of really.

the show was going downhill for a long time, losing rick(andrew grimes) and moving forward 5 years, aye..this means the writers had fuck all to come up with.

they can TRY making a new un-zombie enemy like a skin walker, but it pales to negan or the governer . I never liked either character of the cult leaders, IMO the walking dead should be about the fight against the walking dead. yeah you're not wrong ... I just found it a bit shit how they got rid of Tara and the female doctor I can't remember her name ... Henry not too bothered about he deserved it because he sort of caused it to get worse. The others don't know who the hell they were especially that red haired girl we saw for like 20 seconds.

The thing that bothers me is they're trying to copy game of thrones with the whole "winter is coming". I just hope the finale ends well and leaves us shocked.

Spoiler alert!!!! oh shit sorry! "

I don't care, I saw it already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love that film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is anyone excited for zombie land 2? Or the season finale of the walking dead on Monday? .. I can't wait for both .. also I wish there'd be a Shaun of the dead 2 .... Most favourite movie

there are upsets in the new walking dead, but they are essentially characters i never cared of really.

the show was going downhill for a long time, losing rick(andrew grimes) and moving forward 5 years, aye..this means the writers had fuck all to come up with.

they can TRY making a new un-zombie enemy like a skin walker, but it pales to negan or the governer . I never liked either character of the cult leaders, IMO the walking dead should be about the fight against the walking dead. yeah you're not wrong ... I just found it a bit shit how they got rid of Tara and the female doctor I can't remember her name ... Henry not too bothered about he deserved it because he sort of caused it to get worse. The others don't know who the hell they were especially that red haired girl we saw for like 20 seconds.

The thing that bothers me is they're trying to copy game of thrones with the whole "winter is coming". I just hope the finale ends well and leaves us shocked.

Spoiler alert!!!! oh shit sorry!

I don't care, I saw it already "
awwww you tease...

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By *londie8399Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

a lighter and pen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pretty lucky I got a drink a need gun and a weapon I'm my bedside cabinet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"a lighter and pen"

lets feast on these idiots

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