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Embarrassing appointment at the Doctors

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My exgf was very naughty and liked sex the morning before a smear test. The nurse advised her to abstain before a smear test. She realy got off on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My exgf was very naughty and liked sex the morning before a smear test. The nurse advised her to abstain before a smear test. She realy got off on it. "

Cool story bro, needs more dragons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disgusting.

Probably made the test result unreliable too.

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By *uzz And WoodyCouple
over a year ago

Maidstone

Probably not the best way to get accurate results.

Lou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Disgusting.

Probably made the test result unreliable too. "

That’s what I was thinking

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

wigan

Probably today’s winner of the most pointless post.. Also, you’re 49 and you still use the word ‘naughty’.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Disgusting.

Probably made the test result unreliable too. "

Yeah wasting everyone’s time, someone else could have had that appointment too. Sure the person doing the smear didn’t deserve that disrespect either

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Probably not the best way to get accurate results.

Lou "
yes, asked to come back, if i recall. 20yrs ago

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Probably today’s winner of the most pointless post.. Also, you’re 49 and you still use the word ‘naughty’. "

Is it naughty to use naughty if you're over a certain age?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Poor nurse. Having to deal with your spunk

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I can beat that: When I was 16 I got thread worms and showed the Doctor my arsehole. Ahhh....happy memories....

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"My exgf was very naughty and liked sex the morning before a smear test. The nurse advised her to abstain before a smear test. She realy got off on it. "

That's vile. I'd have point blank refused to do the test.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante


"Probably today’s winner of the most pointless post.. Also, you’re 49 and you still use the word ‘naughty’.

Is it naughty to use naughty if you're over a certain age?"

Only if it's spelt nawty

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Probably today’s winner of the most pointless post.. Also, you’re 49 and you still use the word ‘naughty’.

Is it naughty to use naughty if you're over a certain age?

Only if it's spelt nawty "

Oh ... you are nawty

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Absolutely disgusting.....for such an important test you take it so glib....

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

wigan


"Probably today’s winner of the most pointless post.. Also, you’re 49 and you still use the word ‘naughty’.

Is it naughty to use naughty if you're over a certain age?

Only if it's spelt nawty

Oh ... you are nawty"

Please stop.. I can’t take anymore..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We all paid for this to happen!! The NHS is a wonderful thing and she wasted their time!!

Vile thing to do....if it’s even true

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Probably today’s winner of the most pointless post.. Also, you’re 49 and you still use the word ‘naughty’.

Is it naughty to use naughty if you're over a certain age?

Only if it's spelt nawty

Oh ... you are nawty

Please stop.. I can’t take anymore.. "

Sorry

I'll try and stop being naughtily nawty.. but it could be hard

Oo hard ... nawty

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

wigan


"Probably today’s winner of the most pointless post.. Also, you’re 49 and you still use the word ‘naughty’.

Is it naughty to use naughty if you're over a certain age?

Only if it's spelt nawty

Oh ... you are nawty

Please stop.. I can’t take anymore..

Sorry

I'll try and stop being naughtily nawty.. but it could be hard

Oo hard ... nawty "

My head just exploded.. hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, totally Gunnar put a damper on this. Having recently been through a scare for cervical cancer (was given the all clear earlier this week) it kinda pisses me off that people would potentially ruin their chance to find out whether they are healthy or need a second looking. Ladies, PLEASE get checked and stay safe xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Probably today’s winner of the most pointless post.. Also, you’re 49 and you still use the word ‘naughty’. "
'slap and tickle' you sound like an extra in a Carry On film

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By *ed-monkeyCouple
over a year ago

Hailsham


"Probably today’s winner of the most pointless post.. Also, you’re 49 and you still use the word ‘naughty’. 'slap and tickle' you sound like an extra in a Carry On film"

Oooh ... matron!!

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Sorry, totally Gunnar put a damper on this. Having recently been through a scare for cervical cancer (was given the all clear earlier this week) it kinda pisses me off that people would potentially ruin their chance to find out whether they are healthy or need a second looking. Ladies, PLEASE get checked and stay safe xxx"

Too right and congratulations on the all clear too. It’s such a relief isn’t it? Then you read something like the OP, makes me fume!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Probably today’s winner of the most pointless post.. Also, you’re 49 and you still use the word ‘naughty’. 'slap and tickle' you sound like an extra in a Carry On film

Oooh ... matron!!"

Oh I say, Ding dong

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"Absolutely disgusting.....for such an important test you take it so glib.... "

He didn't have it on account he is male.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Sorry, totally Gunnar put a damper on this. Having recently been through a scare for cervical cancer (was given the all clear earlier this week) it kinda pisses me off that people would potentially ruin their chance to find out whether they are healthy or need a second looking. Ladies, PLEASE get checked and stay safe xxx"

Dont apologise...my daughter had the same, needs treatment for abnormal cells but once their gone she,ll be fine.....xx

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"Absolutely disgusting.....for such an important test you take it so glib....

"

He didn't have it on account he is male.His G/f however had sex and went for a smear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Oh dear, the hypocrisy of some people on here. Regular STI checks can be a drain on NHS resources also. If you are that concerned about the public purse do not partipate in potentially harmful sexusl actvities. We are all aware of HPV etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh dear, the hypocrisy of some people on here. Regular STI checks can be a drain on NHS resources also. If you are that concerned about the public purse do not partipate in potentially harmful sexusl actvities. We are all aware of HPV etc."

I’m a nun

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Absolutely disgusting.....for such an important test you take it so glib....

He didn't have it on account he is male.His G/f however had sex and went for a smear

"

Seriously don't care what sex the OP is he,s old enough to know how important the CS test is....and not treat it as a kink to stick on a sex site....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh dear, the hypocrisy of some people on here. Regular STI checks can be a drain on NHS resources also. If you are that concerned about the public purse do not partipate in potentially harmful sexusl actvities. We are all aware of HPV etc.

I’m a nun"
can under use be harmfully Sister?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Oh dear, the hypocrisy of some people on here. Regular STI checks can be a drain on NHS resources also. If you are that concerned about the public purse do not partipate in potentially harmful sexusl actvities. We are all aware of HPV etc."

HPV is not the sole cause of cervical cancer.

Sexual health screening is more cost effective than treatment.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Oh dear, the hypocrisy of some people on here. Regular STI checks can be a drain on NHS resources also. If you are that concerned about the public purse do not partipate in potentially harmful sexusl actvities. We are all aware of HPV etc."

But those people aren't purposely sabotaging the results before they go. Not to mention how disgusting it would be for the nurse doing it. It is not OK to force your kinks onto other people.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Absolutely disgusting.....for such an important test you take it so glib....

He didn't have it on account he is male.His G/f however had sex and went for a smear

Seriously don't care what sex the OP is he,s old enough to know how important the CS test is....and not treat it as a kink to stick on a sex site...."
Dogging, Watersports and rimming!!!...lol you dont take your health serious do you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nurses are a tough bunch, but that is still pretty disrespectful

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"Absolutely disgusting.....for such an important test you take it so glib....

He didn't have it on account he is male.His G/f however had sex and went for a smear

Seriously don't care what sex the OP is he,s old enough to know how important the CS test is....and not treat it as a kink to stick on a sex site....Dogging, Watersports and rimming!!!...lol you dont take your health serious do you"

This is not the place for judging people's lifestyle choices.

Keep it friendly..

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

lol @ keep it friendly

OK lets not get into a fight over something an ex of his did 20 years ago

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