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By *wogoodtobetrue OP   Man
over a year ago

North East

Hi I’m looking at buying some anal toys for myself and wondered if anyone can give me any recommendations please? Thanks xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A snooker cue

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

One word suzuki

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One word suzuki "

Don’t forget Alan, she’ll be very upset

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By *wogoodtobetrue OP   Man
over a year ago

North East

Suzuki???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fav currently is a good sized suction cup dildo, good for fixing to the wall or onto the corner of the bath in my many hotel room stays

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By *wogoodtobetrue OP   Man
over a year ago

North East

Nice x

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

You called?? How may I assist?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You called?? How may I assist? "

And here she is

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"My fav currently is a good sized suction cup dildo, good for fixing to the wall or onto the corner of the bath in my many hotel room stays "

Yes, these are great.. love mine so versatile...

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"You called?? How may I assist? "

He needs your expert advice on Alan or you could just show him in person he'd like that

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"You called?? How may I assist?

He needs your expert advice on Alan or you could just show him in person he'd like that "

Arhhhh ok.....I can do either!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Hi I’m looking at buying some anal toys for myself and wondered if anyone can give me any recommendations please? Thanks xx "

Suction cup dildos are great can be placed on walls (you obviously back up)...glass ones slim with bumps along shaft....or I can introduce you to Alan....

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"You called?? How may I assist?

He needs your expert advice on Alan or you could just show him in person he'd like that

Arhhhh ok.....I can do either! "

He's not far from me so if you meet bring cheeky with you I will look after her while you show him how Alan works x

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"You called?? How may I assist?

He needs your expert advice on Alan or you could just show him in person he'd like that

Arhhhh ok.....I can do either!

He's not far from me so if you meet bring cheeky with you I will look after her while you show him how Alan works x"

I think he,s fainted?

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"You called?? How may I assist?

He needs your expert advice on Alan or you could just show him in person he'd like that

Arhhhh ok.....I can do either!

He's not far from me so if you meet bring cheeky with you I will look after her while you show him how Alan works x

I think he,s fainted? "

No I can here him shouting ALAN ALAN WHERE ARE YOU ALAN haha

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"You called?? How may I assist?

He needs your expert advice on Alan or you could just show him in person he'd like that

Arhhhh ok.....I can do either!

He's not far from me so if you meet bring cheeky with you I will look after her while you show him how Alan works x

I think he,s fainted?

No I can here him shouting ALAN ALAN WHERE ARE YOU ALAN haha "

Hahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You called?? How may I assist?

He needs your expert advice on Alan or you could just show him in person he'd like that

Arhhhh ok.....I can do either!

He's not far from me so if you meet bring cheeky with you I will look after her while you show him how Alan works x

I think he,s fainted?

No I can here him shouting ALAN ALAN WHERE ARE YOU ALAN haha "

Pmsl....I think he’s left for good now...lol...

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

OP OP OP OP! HEH OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tennis racket handle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You called?? How may I assist?

He needs your expert advice on Alan or you could just show him in person he'd like that

Arhhhh ok.....I can do either!

He's not far from me so if you meet bring cheeky with you I will look after her while you show him how Alan works x"

I’m worried what you’ll do to me

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"You called?? How may I assist?

He needs your expert advice on Alan or you could just show him in person he'd like that

Arhhhh ok.....I can do either!

He's not far from me so if you meet bring cheeky with you I will look after her while you show him how Alan works x

I think he,s fainted?

No I can here him shouting ALAN ALAN WHERE ARE YOU ALAN haha

Pmsl....I think he’s left for good now...lol... "

O lord iv scared another one away

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

He's just run into pulse and cocktails Alan's friends will all be in there hope he can walk when he gets free from them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You called?? How may I assist?

He needs your expert advice on Alan or you could just show him in person he'd like that

Arhhhh ok.....I can do either!

He's not far from me so if you meet bring cheeky with you I will look after her while you show him how Alan works x

I think he,s fainted?

No I can here him shouting ALAN ALAN WHERE ARE YOU ALAN haha

Pmsl....I think he’s left for good now...lol...

O lord iv scared another one away "

Or he’s hot footed it to Ann Summers

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"You called?? How may I assist?

He needs your expert advice on Alan or you could just show him in person he'd like that

Arhhhh ok.....I can do either!

He's not far from me so if you meet bring cheeky with you I will look after her while you show him how Alan works x

I think he,s fainted?

No I can here him shouting ALAN ALAN WHERE ARE YOU ALAN haha

Pmsl....I think he’s left for good now...lol...

O lord iv scared another one away

Or he’s hot footed it to Ann Summers "

Arhhhhhh good thinking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tennis racket handle?"

Hello teabag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But plugs are fun. I have one that has 3 different sizes small medium and large (see pics)

Would love to try anal beads if someone here has them what are they like lol?

Mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I’d like to meet Alan

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"I think I’d like to meet Alan "

Anytime with that cute toosh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I’d like to meet Alan "

Your very brave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I’d like to meet Alan

Anytime with that cute toosh! "

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I’d like to meet Alan "
who the fuck is alan

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"I think I’d like to meet Alan

Anytime with that cute toosh!

Thanks "

Yes you will be saying that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get another cock. To play with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I’d like to meet Alan who the fuck is alan"

I’d like to know that to he sounds like fun

Mrscxxx

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"I think I’d like to meet Alan who the fuck is alan"

Nevermind Alan I want answers from you in the huge boob thread pmf

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"I think I’d like to meet Alan who the fuck is alan

I’d like to know that to he sounds like fun

Mrscxxx "

He,s my vibrating strap on....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I’d like to meet Alan who the fuck is alan

I’d like to know that to he sounds like fun

Mrscxxx

He,s my vibrating strap on.... "

Ooooooo he definitely sounds like fun you got a pic of Alan? I love strap ons so much fun to be in control isn’t it

Mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I’d like to meet Alan who the fuck is alan

I’d like to know that to he sounds like fun

Mrscxxx

He,s my vibrating strap on.... "

And hopefully my new best friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What happened to the original poster I wonder

Mrscxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I’d like to meet Alan who the fuck is alan

Nevermind Alan I want answers from you in the huge boob thread pmf "

dont make 29 inch cans so i improvised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What happened to the original poster I wonder

Mrscxxx "

ended up on someones wall

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"I think I’d like to meet Alan who the fuck is alan

I’d like to know that to he sounds like fun

Mrscxxx

He,s my vibrating strap on....

Ooooooo he definitely sounds like fun you got a pic of Alan? I love strap ons so much fun to be in control isn’t it

Mrscxxx "

I'll pm you now if ok? Xx

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"I think I’d like to meet Alan who the fuck is alan

I’d like to know that to he sounds like fun

Mrscxxx

He,s my vibrating strap on....

Ooooooo he definitely sounds like fun you got a pic of Alan? I love strap ons so much fun to be in control isn’t it

Mrscxxx

I'll pm you now if ok? Xx"

Ok sent you a pic xx

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"I think I’d like to meet Alan who the fuck is alan

I’d like to know that to he sounds like fun

Mrscxxx

He,s my vibrating strap on....

And hopefully my new best friend "

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"I think I’d like to meet Alan who the fuck is alan

I’d like to know that to he sounds like fun

Mrscxxx

He,s my vibrating strap on....

Ooooooo he definitely sounds like fun you got a pic of Alan? I love strap ons so much fun to be in control isn’t it

Mrscxxx

I'll pm you now if ok? Xx"

Suzuki looks like you and Alan are becoming popular round here I might just be able to stop running now without looking over My shoulders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think I’d like to meet Alan who the fuck is alan

I’d like to know that to he sounds like fun

Mrscxxx

He,s my vibrating strap on.... "

oh erm ok

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"I think I’d like to meet Alan who the fuck is alan

I’d like to know that to he sounds like fun

Mrscxxx

He,s my vibrating strap on....

Ooooooo he definitely sounds like fun you got a pic of Alan? I love strap ons so much fun to be in control isn’t it

Mrscxxx

I'll pm you now if ok? Xx

Suzuki looks like you and Alan are becoming popular round here I might just be able to stop running now without looking over My shoulders "

O my friend your toosh like iv said before is getting it....

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"I think I’d like to meet Alan who the fuck is alan

I’d like to know that to he sounds like fun

Mrscxxx

He,s my vibrating strap on....

Ooooooo he definitely sounds like fun you got a pic of Alan? I love strap ons so much fun to be in control isn’t it

Mrscxxx

I'll pm you now if ok? Xx

Suzuki looks like you and Alan are becoming popular round here I might just be able to stop running now without looking over My shoulders

O my friend your toosh like iv said before is getting it.... "

I'm laughing very nervously right now as I run and hide

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"I think I’d like to meet Alan who the fuck is alan

I’d like to know that to he sounds like fun

Mrscxxx

He,s my vibrating strap on....

Ooooooo he definitely sounds like fun you got a pic of Alan? I love strap ons so much fun to be in control isn’t it

Mrscxxx

I'll pm you now if ok? Xx

Suzuki looks like you and Alan are becoming popular round here I might just be able to stop running now without looking over My shoulders

O my friend your toosh like iv said before is getting it....

I'm laughing very nervously right now as I run and hide "

Arhhhh but I've a secret weapon.....she will coax you out no problem....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks amazing think I need to invest in one myself Suzuki would so love to Dom hubs with one of then

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By *wogoodtobetrue OP   Man
over a year ago

North East

Aha I see! Just looking for advice on anal toys please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Aha I see! Just looking for advice on anal toys please! "

Try Lovehoney website.

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By *wogoodtobetrue OP   Man
over a year ago

North East

I’m still here and loving the banter!!!!

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By *illy_the_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

hoorn, Netherlands


"I think I’d like to meet Alan who the fuck is alan

I’d like to know that to he sounds like fun

Mrscxxx

He,s my vibrating strap on.... "

I volunteer as tribute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glass butt plugs are excellent as paper weights.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m still here and loving the banter!!!!"

Have you dropped something ?

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By *piritsonfabCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Inflating and vibrating butt plug. Inflated to size of rugby ball!!

Tip: be very sure to know exactly how to deflate it before you use it!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strapless, vibrating double ended strapon, defo for him and for her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Glass butt plugs are excellent as paper weights."

Glass ones scare me Im worried that they would break inside me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My fav currently is a good sized suction cup dildo, good for fixing to the wall or onto the corner of the bath in my many hotel room stays

Yes, these are great.. love mine so versatile... "

I have to agree- this my favourite but it is made really special by the woman wielding it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hi I’m looking at buying some anal toys for myself and wondered if anyone can give me any recommendations please? Thanks xx "

I either use a suction cup dildo or an inflatable vibrating butt plug; the sensations when its inflated inside and vibrating are ... umm ....drives me insane (as if I wasn't already)

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl


"Glass butt plugs are excellent as paper weights.

Glass ones scare me Im worried that they would break inside me "

No, it's solid, lol....xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anusol

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By *exy couple2291Couple
over a year ago

bedford


"Glass butt plugs are excellent as paper weights.

Glass ones scare me Im worried that they would break inside me "

We would say glass are the best don’t need much lube with them and have dropped one On the tiled floor I never broke made from Pyrex so really nothing to worry about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Glass butt plugs are excellent as paper weights."

Glass paper weights, however, are not so good as buttplugs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 2 different types of butt plugs from Lovehoney that contain ‘jiggle balls’

These are heavy balls that jiggle around inside the butt plug when you move

They feel fantastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My boss as he so up his own ass he might as well go up yours

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