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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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Lying on the sofa in need of entertainment.

All I can think about is manly hands round my neck and soft kisses......

Distract me please

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I’m watching ‘Gravity’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m watching ‘Gravity’ "

I’m watching Skyscraper- it’s pretty good.

It’s a good distraction from imagining kissing Lexi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will be providing neither.. *awaits dancing boys..

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

OP that sounded pretty entertaining...

I have spent the last couple of hours watching rugby on TV..

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I’m watching ‘Gravity’

I’m watching Skyscraper- it’s pretty good.

It’s a good distraction from imagining kissing Lexi

Lovely kisses they would be

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I’m watching ‘Gravity’

I’m watching Skyscraper- it’s pretty good.

It’s a good distraction from imagining kissing Lexi

True. I’ve got Sandra Bullock ina space suit.

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I’m watching ‘Gravity’ "

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over a year ago

"I’m watching ‘Gravity’

I’m watching Skyscraper- it’s pretty good.

It’s a good distraction from imagining kissing Lexi

True. I’ve got Sandra Bullock ina space suit. "

Dwayne Johnson with a prosthetic leg is not quite the same really

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Will be providing neither.. *awaits dancing boys.. "

Shhhhh eat your other custard tart!!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I’m watching ‘Gravity’

I’m watching Skyscraper- it’s pretty good.

It’s a good distraction from imagining kissing Lexi

True. I’ve got Sandra Bullock ina space suit.

Dwayne Johnson with a prosthetic leg is not quite the same really"

Tsk, use your imagination!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m watching ‘Gravity’

I’m watching Skyscraper- it’s pretty good.

It’s a good distraction from imagining kissing Lexi

Lovely kisses they would be

Naturally

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"Will be providing neither.. *awaits dancing boys..

Shhhhh eat your other custard tart!! "

I didn't know that custard tarts were available

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Will be providing neither.. *awaits dancing boys..

Shhhhh eat your other custard tart!! "

Or tell him:

“Shhhh eat your other custard. Tart!!”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lying on the sofa in need of entertainment.

All I can think about is manly hands round my neck and soft kisses......

Distract me please

LOOK BEHIND YOU

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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Lying on the sofa in need of entertainment.

All I can think about is manly hands round my neck and soft kisses......

Distract me please

LOOK BEHIND YOU

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will be providing neither.. *awaits dancing boys..

Shhhhh eat your other custard tart!!

I didn't know that custard tarts were available "

They are here.. we've already eaten one each.. bloody lush!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What sort of pics do you like?

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Will be providing neither.. *awaits dancing boys..

Shhhhh eat your other custard tart!!

Or tell him:

“Shhhh eat your other custard. Tart!!” "

Him??

who?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will be providing neither.. *awaits dancing boys.. "

Magic Mike impression?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will be providing neither.. *awaits dancing boys..

Shhhhh eat your other custard tart!!

I didn't know that custard tarts were available

They are here.. we've already eaten one each.. bloody lush!!"

Oh struth, now we’re in for trouble - they’re together

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"What sort of pics do you like?"

If it’s lobsterish, I can help you out, OP.

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Will be providing neither.. *awaits dancing boys..

Shhhhh eat your other custard tart!!

I didn't know that custard tarts were available

They are here.. we've already eaten one each.. bloody lush!!"

Fillet steak dinner and custard tarts for pud

perfect wifey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m watching ‘Gravity’ "

Must be Sandra Bullock night as ive got speed on, 1 of very few films other than the matrix I can take Keanu seriously in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will be providing neither.. *awaits dancing boys..

Shhhhh eat your other custard tart!!

I didn't know that custard tarts were available

They are here.. we've already eaten one each.. bloody lush!!

Oh struth, now we’re in for trouble - they’re together

maybe..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will be providing neither.. *awaits dancing boys..

Magic Mike impression? "

Ooohhh yes purlease!!!

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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"What sort of pics do you like?"

Face

Or a really erect penis...... throbbing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What sort of pics do you like?"

Your thighs good sir

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Will be providing neither.. *awaits dancing boys..

Shhhhh eat your other custard tart!!

I didn't know that custard tarts were available

They are here.. we've already eaten one each.. bloody lush!!

Oh struth, now we’re in for trouble - they’re together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What sort of pics do you like?

Face

Or a really erect penis...... throbbing

Ooh err missus

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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"What sort of pics do you like?

Face

Or a really erect penis...... throbbing

Ooh err missus

I’m feeling rampant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What sort of pics do you like?

Face

Or a really erect penis...... throbbing

Ooh err missus

I’m feeling rampant

Clearly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will be providing neither.. *awaits dancing boys..

Magic Mike impression?

Ooohhh yes purlease!!!

Get the music on, I'll do the rest.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"Will be providing neither.. *awaits dancing boys..

Shhhhh eat your other custard tart!!

I didn't know that custard tarts were available

They are here.. we've already eaten one each.. bloody lush!!"

My favourite sweet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will be providing neither.. *awaits dancing boys..

Magic Mike impression?

Ooohhh yes purlease!!!

Get the music on, I'll do the rest. "

Mental image is rather lovely

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Will be providing neither.. *awaits dancing boys..

Magic Mike impression?

Ooohhh yes purlease!!!

Get the music on, I'll do the rest. "

Now I will make some money outta that ass!!!

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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Magic fm, custard tarts and Saffron.....

What’s missing???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry, I can’t, my hands are in my pants!

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Magic fm, custard tarts and Saffron.....

What’s missing??? "

Meeeeeeeeeee x

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Sorry, I can’t, my hands are in my pants!"

They look more like they’ve been bound to me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will be providing neither.. *awaits dancing boys..

Magic Mike impression?

Ooohhh yes purlease!!!

Get the music on, I'll do the rest.

Mental image is rather lovely

Hold that thought..... for now!

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Sorry, I can’t, my hands are in my pants!"

No they are round my neck, that’s my hands

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over a year ago

"Will be providing neither.. *awaits dancing boys..

Magic Mike impression?

Ooohhh yes purlease!!!

Get the music on, I'll do the rest.

Now I will make some money outta that ass!!!

Nothing smaller than a £10 note though please and remember it's a no entry zone

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

stockport

"Magic fm, custard tarts and Saffron.....

What’s missing???

Meeeeeeeeeee x"

Awwwwww come join us!!

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

stockport

"Will be providing neither.. *awaits dancing boys..

Magic Mike impression?

Ooohhh yes purlease!!!

Get the music on, I'll do the rest.

Now I will make some money outta that ass!!!

Nothing smaller than a £10 note though please and remember it's a no entry zone

Pink notes only....... x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry, I can’t, my hands are in my pants!

No they are round my neck, that’s my hands

Come claim your due!

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Magic fm, custard tarts and Saffron.....

What’s missing???

Meeeeeeeeeee x

Awwwwww come join us!!

On my way x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will be providing neither.. *awaits dancing boys..

Magic Mike impression?

Ooohhh yes purlease!!!

Get the music on, I'll do the rest.

Now I will make some money outta that ass!!!

Nothing smaller than a £10 note though please and remember it's a no entry zone

Pink notes only....... x"

You didn't sell it this well to me before, may have made things different.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Monopoly money, three ladies and my favourite sweet... This thread is getting better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t watch Gravity, flick your bean & thank me later

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

stockport

"Sorry, I can’t, my hands are in my pants!

No they are round my neck, that’s my hands

Come claim your due!"

See you in a few hours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Magic fm, custard tarts and Saffron.....

What’s missing???

Meeeeeeeeeee x"

Oh hello

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

stockport

"Will be providing neither.. *awaits dancing boys..

Magic Mike impression?

Ooohhh yes purlease!!!

Get the music on, I'll do the rest.

Now I will make some money outta that ass!!!

Nothing smaller than a £10 note though please and remember it's a no entry zone

Pink notes only....... x

You didn't sell it this well to me before, may have made things different. "

You’d have been great dancing to Tiffany with us..... we would have made a fortune

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Magic fm, custard tarts and Saffron.....

What’s missing???

Meeeeeeeeeee x

Oh hello

I’m actually about to wee...... Adele hello came on as I read this!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will be providing neither.. *awaits dancing boys..

Shhhhh eat your other custard tart!!

I didn't know that custard tarts were available

They are here.. we've already eaten one each.. bloody lush!!

My favourite sweet

favourite sweet = 'ballroom blitz'

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

I’ve just had friends from work round for our takeaway and film night - it was The Greatest Showman this evening.

Now I wouldn’t mind Zack Efron’s hands around me!

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"Will be providing neither.. *awaits dancing boys..

Shhhhh eat your other custard tart!!

I didn't know that custard tarts were available

They are here.. we've already eaten one each.. bloody lush!!

My favourite sweet

favourite sweet = 'ballroom blitz'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve just had friends from work round for our takeaway and film night - it was The Greatest Showman this evening.

Now I wouldn’t mind Zack Efron’s hands around me!

Mmmm yes!! He's a hottie!! We've just had steak and now we are perving

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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"I’ve just had friends from work round for our takeaway and film night - it was The Greatest Showman this evening.

Now I wouldn’t mind Zack Efron’s hands around me!

He would so get it!

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Magic fm, custard tarts and Saffron.....

What’s missing???

Meeeeeeeeeee x

Oh hello

I’m actually about to wee...... Adele hello came on as I read this!!!!

Now it's in my head grrrrrr x

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over a year ago

"I’ve just had friends from work round for our takeaway and film night - it was The Greatest Showman this evening.

Now I wouldn’t mind Zack Efron’s hands around me!

And the great thing is he’s now legal to perve over (circa HSM days

)...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

HELP,,HELP,,,HELP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Magic fm, custard tarts and Saffron.....

What’s missing???

Meeeeeeeeeee x

Oh hello

I’m actually about to wee...... Adele hello came on as I read this!!!!

Synchronicity

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over a year ago

"I’ve just had friends from work round for our takeaway and film night - it was The Greatest Showman this evening.

Now I wouldn’t mind Zack Efron’s hands around me!

And the great thing is he’s now legal to perve over (circa HSM days

)...

Oh god remember perving over that whilst watching with the kids!!

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over a year ago

"I’ve just had friends from work round for our takeaway and film night - it was The Greatest Showman this evening.

Now I wouldn’t mind Zack Efron’s hands around me!

And the great thing is he’s now legal to perve over (circa HSM days

)...

Ooh Roxi, are you developing your inner cougar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we have Gin again ladies?

Jo.Xx

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over a year ago

"Do we have Gin again ladies?

Jo.Xx "

Ha ha no!! On juice and brews tonight!!

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Magic fm, custard tarts and Saffron.....

What’s missing???

Meeeeeeeeeee x

Oh hello

I’m actually about to wee...... Adele hello came on as I read this!!!!

Synchronicity

I’m crying!!! Little things tickle me

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Do we have Gin again ladies?

Jo.Xx "

No maybe a little high on dog fart though.....

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over a year ago

"Do we have Gin again ladies?

Jo.Xx

No maybe a little high on dog fart though.....

*it wasn't the dog*

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over a year ago

"Do we have Gin again ladies?

Jo.Xx

Ha ha no!! On juice and brews tonight!! "

Crikey hate to think what you’d both be like on the gin

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over a year ago

"Do we have Gin again ladies?

Jo.Xx

Ha ha no!! On juice and brews tonight!! "

Spoil sports.

I'm quite certain you two don't actually need the Gin though

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over a year ago

"Do we have Gin again ladies?

Jo.Xx

No maybe a little high on dog fart though.....

*it wasn't the dog*"

. That’ll be the custard tarts

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over a year ago

"Do we have Gin again ladies?

Jo.Xx

No maybe a little high on dog fart though.....

They always blame the dog

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over a year ago

"I’ve just had friends from work round for our takeaway and film night - it was The Greatest Showman this evening.

Now I wouldn’t mind Zack Efron’s hands around me!

And the great thing is he’s now legal to perve over (circa HSM days

)...

Ooh Roxi, are you developing your inner cougar

grrrrrrrr.....

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over a year ago

"Do we have Gin again ladies?

Jo.Xx

No maybe a little high on dog fart though.....

They always blame the dog

Don't they just..

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Do we have Gin again ladies?

Jo.Xx

No maybe a little high on dog fart though.....

*it wasn't the dog*

. That’ll be the custard tarts "

Egg custard...... smells beautiful

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Do we have Gin again ladies?

Jo.Xx

No maybe a little high on dog fart though.....

They always blame the dog

I have 3 smelly bulldogs.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we have Gin again ladies?

Jo.Xx

No maybe a little high on dog fart though.....

*it wasn't the dog*

. That’ll be the custard tarts

Egg custard...... smells beautiful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we have Gin again ladies?

Jo.Xx

Ha ha no!! On juice and brews tonight!!

Spoil sports.

I'm quite certain you two don't actually need the Gin though

No we don't.. bloody crying laughing..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we have Gin again ladies?

Jo.Xx

No maybe a little high on dog fart though.....

They always blame the dog

I have 3 smelly bulldogs.......

But they haven’t been eating the egg custards

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

stockport

"Do we have Gin again ladies?

Jo.Xx

No maybe a little high on dog fart though.....

*it wasn't the dog*

. That’ll be the custard tarts

Egg custard...... smells beautiful

Coming round?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"HELP,,HELP,,,HELP

eh hud on guys DAMSEL IN DISTRESS,,,,,,,HELP!

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Do we have Gin again ladies?

Jo.Xx

Ha ha no!! On juice and brews tonight!!

Spoil sports.

I'm quite certain you two don't actually need the Gin though

No we don't.. bloody crying laughing..

My tenna lady is flooded!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we have Gin again ladies?

Jo.Xx

No maybe a little high on dog fart though.....

They always blame the dog

I have 3 smelly bulldogs.......

Urrghh that must smell rank,

(VOM)

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Do we have Gin again ladies?

Jo.Xx

No maybe a little high on dog fart though.....

They always blame the dog

I have 3 smelly bulldogs.......

But they haven’t been eating the egg custards

I smell gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we have Gin again ladies?

Jo.Xx

No maybe a little high on dog fart though.....

*it wasn't the dog*

. That’ll be the custard tarts

Egg custard...... smells beautiful

Coming round?

I’ll pass, I couldn’t cope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we have Gin again ladies?

Jo.Xx

No maybe a little high on dog fart though.....

They always blame the dog

I have 3 smelly bulldogs.......

But they haven’t been eating the egg custards

I smell gorgeous "

I bet

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Do we have Gin again ladies?

Jo.Xx

No maybe a little high on dog fart though.....

*it wasn't the dog*

. That’ll be the custard tarts

Egg custard...... smells beautiful

Coming round?

I’ll pass, I couldn’t cope

You’d love it......

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Do we have Gin again ladies?

Jo.Xx

No maybe a little high on dog fart though.....

They always blame the dog

I have 3 smelly bulldogs.......

But they haven’t been eating the egg custards

I smell gorgeous

I bet

And taste........

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over a year ago

"Do we have Gin again ladies?

Jo.Xx

No maybe a little high on dog fart though.....

They always blame the dog

I have 3 smelly bulldogs.......

But they haven’t been eating the egg custards

I smell gorgeous

I bet

And taste........

Of egg custard? :-.D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we have Gin again ladies?

Jo.Xx

No maybe a little high on dog fart though.....

*it wasn't the dog*

. That’ll be the custard tarts

Egg custard...... smells beautiful

Coming round?

I’ll pass, I couldn’t cope

You’d love it......

I’m sure I would actually

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Do we have Gin again ladies?

Jo.Xx

No maybe a little high on dog fart though.....

They always blame the dog

I have 3 smelly bulldogs.......

But they haven’t been eating the egg custards

I smell gorgeous

I bet

And taste........

Of egg custard? :-.D"

Yes!!!! I’m just licking the custard out of my second one as we speak

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Do we have Gin again ladies?

Jo.Xx

No maybe a little high on dog fart though.....

*it wasn't the dog*

. That’ll be the custard tarts

Egg custard...... smells beautiful

Coming round?

I’ll pass, I couldn’t cope

You’d love it......

I’m sure I would actually

I’ve not laughed this much in a long time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do we have Gin again ladies?

Jo.Xx

No maybe a little high on dog fart though.....

They always blame the dog

I have 3 smelly bulldogs.......

But they haven’t been eating the egg custards

I smell gorgeous

I bet

And taste........

Of egg custard? :-.D

Yes!!!! I’m just licking the custard out of my second one as we speak "

That is an image to conjure with

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Do we have Gin again ladies?

Jo.Xx

No maybe a little high on dog fart though.....

They always blame the dog

I have 3 smelly bulldogs.......

But they haven’t been eating the egg custards

I smell gorgeous

I bet

And taste........

Of egg custard? :-.D

Yes!!!! I’m just licking the custard out of my second one as we speak

That is an image to conjure with

I thought you might like that

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over a year ago

"Will be providing neither.. *awaits dancing boys.. "
well i did wonder

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